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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 12:42:45 GMT -5
 Hi there, my name is Dr. Marvin Monroe. Please come in and lie down on the couch that you see before you. I have been reading your case notes and see you´re here to take the 'Insanity Test´. Before we begin, let me first walk you through the process. I will write a question in the comments below and all you have to do is answer it. I will then consider your answer and based on scientific principles, that I will not disclose here, I will either declare you 'not insane or 'insane'.   To ensure that each and every screwball credible patient has his/her time in the office this thread is reserved for diagnosis only. I ask that you proceed one at a time in an orderly fashion, just like grade school. First sign up for an appointment in this thread tstappedout.com/thread/4630/insanity-test-appointment-thread. When the Doctor is In you will be tagged in this thread. If you are unavailable, don’t worry you will be tagged again later, but I have bills to pay so I will move on to the next client. When the Doctor is Out this thread will be locked. If you use this thread for banter, your turn in the office will be forfeited and you will be sent to the end of the line. Should you be declared ´not insane´ then you are free to leave this office in the knowledge that you are an upstanding citizen and return to whatever it is that you choose to do to fill in the hours that make up your nondescript life. If alternatively you are declared ´insane´ then two large men will come through this door that you see behind me. They will pin you down and force you into this rather fetching sleeveless jacket before whisking you off to the Calmwood Mental Hospital. Here, you will spend your time as our guest locked safely away from all of your family, friends and society in general. You will be broken down, built back up again, broken down, built back up again, broken down and if there is the time, built back up again. You will remain at our pleasure until we see fit, if we see fit, to release you. I understand Sideshow Bob was once a resident here and we both know that if it was good enough for a criminal mastermind like him then it is certainly too good for the likes of you. You are more than welcome to appeal your diagnosis, however be assured that I am a trained medical professional and you are…well…quite possibly not in your right mind. In order to appeal your result just return to appointment threads and schedule another appointment. Now onto the questions. PREVIOUS PATIENTSInsaneBatusiMan@skyrim86mrp Morganbaby1016Lamson@tdpreys Laughing LuigiDuff DawgThe RiddlerD'oh-tastrophe Inc.G0THAMGIRLLinguo Is DeadMelodycoopJoeBeezyindydude33albert2ktxkatLSLeongCiano..????MitzySpider PiglyonsekGilby@p003htb2 lisastownSpiffshineokcmamma@lucitigger14 GrannySonyMaebrettolmstedSwankyNot Insanelakooo@themeparks4life JustForFunzomdfriendmelly's hypno-troopsHulk@yossarian Chrisp530Solar DragonPeruhomerSlinkyBeadsKymieLucygecoCrazylife@countersniper Daltonusername5641StuzA Bad Example847.63DromtsuljuliusguliusTwiztidThornstacykan@mars BekahWaylen@ray |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 12:50:36 GMT -5
Ah BatusiMan, my first nutjob patient. Please come in and have a seat. |
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Post by BatusiMan on Aug 19, 2013 12:54:22 GMT -5
Ah BatusiMan, my first nutjob patient. Please come in and have a seat. Thanks for seeing me on such short notice, will cash be ok? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 13:00:17 GMT -5
But of course. I will assume that I do not need to check this currency for potential forgery. Now I would like to begin our session with a question.
Although your life as a billionaire playboy offers you limitless options for leisure activities, why do you choose to wear a mask and tights and run through the streets at night with your undergarments exposed?
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Post by BatusiMan on Aug 19, 2013 13:04:30 GMT -5
Well I Think it dates back to my childhood, where my parents were murdered before my very own eyes, since then I haven't been getting the attention I feel I deserve, so I started wearing a mask and my undergarments over pants as a way to draw attention to myself. It was during my first night of Under-Running that I bumped into a bank robber and knocked him out. Since then people have been having such high expectations of me and I'm starting to feel a bit overwhelmed and even like a bit of a fraud.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 13:11:01 GMT -5
Well I Think it dates back to my childhood, where my parents were murdered before my very own eyes, since then I haven't been getting the attention I feel I deserve, so I started wearing a mask and my undergarments over pants as a way to draw attention to myself. It was during my first night of Under-Running that I bumped into a bank robber and knocked him out. Since then people have been having such high expectations of me and I'm starting to feel a bit overwhelmed and even like a bit of a fraud. Those sound like deep emotional scars. Have you ever considered finding close confidants who would be willing to bring you comfort? A wise old man in your employment or an eager, young, man perhaps? While I sympathize with your trauma, your coping skills are quite unusual. I'm sorry to say your diagnosis is: InsaneA car will be here for you shortly. |
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Post by BatusiMan on Aug 19, 2013 13:12:17 GMT -5
Well I Think it dates back to my childhood, where my parents were murdered before my very own eyes, since then I haven't been getting the attention I feel I deserve, so I started wearing a mask and my undergarments over pants as a way to draw attention to myself. It was during my first night of Under-Running that I bumped into a bank robber and knocked him out. Since then people have been having such high expectations of me and I'm starting to feel a bit overwhelmed and even like a bit of a fraud. Those sound like deep emotional scars. Have you ever considered finding close confidants who would be willing to bring you comfort? A wise old man in your employment or an eager, young, man perhaps? While I sympathize with your trauma, your coping skills are quite unusual. I'm sorry to say your diagnosis is: InsaneA car will be here for you shortly. Oh ok, thanks for the help doc, I'll go quietly, I've left the money on the table. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 13:13:01 GMT -5
Now let's see...who is my next victim patient. Ah yes it appears to be @themeparks4life. Come on in.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 13:29:56 GMT -5
Well it appears that our young friend is off to other adventures at the moment. And I was so eager to ask him why he has chosen such and unnecessarily long and complicated tag. Let me look at my appointment book and see who is next. Ahh it appears to be lakooo. |
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Post by lakooo on Aug 19, 2013 13:33:56 GMT -5
Hello, Doctor! Glad you could move up my appointment.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 13:48:03 GMT -5
Hello, Doctor! Glad you could move up my appointment. Good afternoon my dear lady. From what I see in your file you are well versed in the lingo of the business and well acquainted with our methodological techniques. So I feel it would be best to start with a question in the form of an image. What do you see when I show you this image? |
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Post by lakooo on Aug 19, 2013 13:53:08 GMT -5
Hello, Doctor! Glad you could move up my appointment. Good afternoon my dear lady. From what I see in your file you are well versed in the lingo of the business and well acquainted with our methodological techniques. So I feel it would be best to start with a question in the form of an image. What do you see when I show you this image?Yikes! I see a scared clown riding a UFO, with arms made of steering wheels.  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 13:59:39 GMT -5
Well it's actually...wait a minute...I think I had that upside down...now that you mention it this analysis makes perfect sense. Yes the more I look at this I see a clown with steering wheel shaped arms piloting a space ship.
I will declare you are Not Insane
Now please carry on distributing cake, Likes, and Krustys to deserving and undeserving forum members.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 14:00:15 GMT -5
Alright @themeparks4life you can enter now.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2013 14:02:02 GMT -5
ENTER THE DRAGON  Ok, so as I was saying, it all started a long time a go in a galaxy far far away, wait wrong place. It all started a few weeks ago when I decided to go to Universal. It's not the fact that I need a theme park fix, it's more of the fact I need a ride fix. Everything was either broken or had too long of a wait and I felt like punching people. I think I'm going insane over it. Are there any solutions? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 14:10:17 GMT -5
ENTER THE DRAGON Ok, so as I was saying, it all started a long time a go in a galaxy far far away, wait wrong place. It all started a few weeks ago when I decided to go to Universal. It's not the fact that I need a theme park fix, it's more of the fact I need a ride fix. Everything was either broken or had too long of a wait and I felt like punching people. I think I'm going insane over it. Are there any solutions? Well my my, you are quite loquacious. Give me a minute to take it all in. @themeparks4life, you seem to have a lot of concerns, however this process is about understanding what motivates those concerns, not necessarily the concerns themselves. So this mean we need to delve deep. So my question to you: Despite the fact that your life seems quite privileged, you are obsessed with badges. What motivates this desire? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2013 14:12:27 GMT -5
ENTER THE DRAGON Ok, so as I was saying, it all started a long time a go in a galaxy far far away, wait wrong place. It all started a few weeks ago when I decided to go to Universal. It's not the fact that I need a theme park fix, it's more of the fact I need a ride fix. Everything was either broken or had too long of a wait and I felt like punching people. I think I'm going insane over it. Are there any solutions? Well my my, you are quite loquacious. Give me a minute to take it all in. @themeparks4life, you seem to have a lot of concerns, however this process is about understanding what motivates those concerns, not necessarily the concerns themselves. So this mean we need to delve deep. So my question to you: Despite the fact that your life seems quite privileged, you are obsessed with badges. What motivates this desire? I really wasn't that obsessed with badges at first, but they got better and better, and then the Ron Swanson badge came out. I would kill for that badge. No really, I would kill someone for that badge, and I'm pretty sure I'm insane  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2013 14:18:44 GMT -5
Oh, and I'm also getting sights of Superstar Limo, a really awful and creepy ride that only lasted a year at Disney.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 14:26:19 GMT -5
Well my my, you are quite loquacious. Give me a minute to take it all in. @themeparks4life, you seem to have a lot of concerns, however this process is about understanding what motivates those concerns, not necessarily the concerns themselves. So this mean we need to delve deep. So my question to you: Despite the fact that your life seems quite privileged, you are obsessed with badges. What motivates this desire? I really wasn't that obsessed with badges at first, but they got better and better, and then the Ron Swanson badge came out. I would kill for that badge. No really, I would kill someone for that badge, and I'm pretty sure I'm insane This is actually a very rational explanation, and a feeling I am sure many of your forum peers share as well. Maybe you could start a support group? As for the desire to kill in order to access inconsequential virtual objects... this is not strange and you are not alone. I have a feeling it is what has brought many to this forum. You are officially Not Insane |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2013 14:27:05 GMT -5
I really wasn't that obsessed with badges at first, but they got better and better, and then the Ron Swanson badge came out. I would kill for that badge. No really, I would kill someone for that badge, and I'm pretty sure I'm insane This is actually a very rational explanation, and a feeling I am sure many of your forum peers share as well. Maybe you could start a support group? As for the desire to kill in order to access inconsequential virtual objects... this is not strange and you are not alone. I have a feeling it is what has brought many to this forum. You are officially Not InsaneAwww but I wanted the Insane badge! I mean, having thoughts of Superstar Limo is clearly insane! But whatever, at leat it's another badge (even if it's one I don'tcare about  ) (Nah just kidding, of course I'm glad I got the not insane badge) |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 14:27:35 GMT -5
Now let's see who is next? It appears melly's hypno-troops has been waiting for awhile. I will ask my assistant to wipe down the screen after she is out of the waiting room. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 14:38:35 GMT -5
The Doctor is out. This thread will be locked until things can be sorted out.
Thanks,
Dr. Monroe
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 16:17:42 GMT -5
Well let's see where were we...looks like I have a few potential candidates for electroshock therapy. Let me just record these names.... Ah it appears I was still waiting to see if melly's hypno-troops would show up. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 16:33:05 GMT -5
Well it appears that Mellytan is not available at the moment. Hopefully someone will go check on her. Hopefully she has not electrocuted herself licking computer monitors. Although I suppose the chance of a brain eating bacterial infection is higher...
Let's see who is next. It appears to be @skyrim86mrp. Please come in and have a seat.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2013 16:34:17 GMT -5
My cousin is out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty!! I can handle the occasional drunk or bandit. I don't know about dragons tho!
Dragons here dragons there!
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