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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 16:46:19 GMT -5
Well young man that seems to be quite a quandary...you like to speak in riddles do you? Since you are fairly new to our fine community, your file is not as detailed. So one of my esteemed colleague did have this question for you...  However it also leads to a follow-up? What in the holy heck is this thing?  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2013 16:50:54 GMT -5
Damnit they said get me a sick note from you and I could have a week off. This is only a plunger arrow.....I'm not a hero  . Just wanna be a tuff guy. I believe that's a snow troll |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 16:53:58 GMT -5
Damnit they said get me a sick note from you and I could have a week off. This is only a plunger arrow.....I'm not a hero . Just wanna be a tuff guy. I believe that's a snow troll A sick note?! Well pretending to be sick just to get a note most obviously makes you Insane |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2013 16:54:49 GMT -5
Damnit they said get me a sick note from you and I could have a week off. This is only a plunger arrow.....I'm not a hero . Just wanna be a tuff guy. I believe that's a snow troll A sick note?! Well pretending to be sick just to get a note most obviously makes you InsaneWahoo week off now I can ride a mammoth naked! Cheers doc! |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 16:55:54 GMT -5
mdfriend, you appear to be next...as long as your STD tests have reached a successful conclusion.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 17:14:30 GMT -5
Well it appears as if mdfriend is still at the clinic. In light of earlier revelations, I ask that the ladies to proceed with caution. He may be a smooth talker, and all those flashing lights are quite appealing...but a secret lies beneath. One that may only be treatable, not curable. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 17:15:30 GMT -5
So let's see who is next. I appears that JustForFunzo is next in line. He has been waiting quietly like a gentleman, so this should be interesting. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 17:31:54 GMT -5
Well oh my, it appears that many potential clients have left the building temporarily. I wonder if the clowns had something to do with it? Is @tdpreys still here?
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Post by JustForFunzo on Aug 19, 2013 17:32:37 GMT -5
Ah, I'm too late, oh well.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 17:36:36 GMT -5
Ah, I'm too late, oh well. No, no you are not too late. I know you are a busy many please come have a seat. |
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Post by JustForFunzo on Aug 19, 2013 17:38:54 GMT -5
Sure thing, Doc. M.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 17:40:59 GMT -5
I see from your file that you seem to suffer from an internal conflict. On one hand you are a champion for those struggling to loose weight and on the other hands you are the harbinger of sugary drinks. My question to you:
How do you promote good health while simultaneously serve as Buzz Cola's poster boy?
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Post by JustForFunzo on Aug 19, 2013 17:44:16 GMT -5
With the simple slogan: Drink 1 Buzz Cola and run 5 miles!
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 17:48:35 GMT -5
With the simple slogan: Drink 1 Buzz Cola and run 5 miles! Well I cannot argue with that, it's clear and simple. I hope they paid you for it. You are master with words sir, and even if you do chuckle at the occasional off color pun (and who doesn't), there is no way I can declare you anything but. Not Insane |
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Post by JustForFunzo on Aug 19, 2013 17:50:06 GMT -5
With the simple slogan: Drink 1 Buzz Cola and run 5 miles! Well I cannot argue with that, it's clear and simple. I hope they paid you for it. You are master with words sir, and even if you do chuckle at the occasional off color pun (and who doesn't), there is no way I can declare you anything but. Not InsaneThank you, Doc. M. I appreciate the clean bill of mental health. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 17:52:48 GMT -5
Well I cannot argue with that, it's clear and simple. I hope they paid you for it. You are master with words sir, and even if you do chuckle at the occasional off color pun (and who doesn't), there is no way I can declare you anything but. Not InsaneThank you, Doc. M. I appreciate the clean bill of mental health. So polite...maybe there is something lurking underneath...  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 17:54:06 GMT -5
Well let's see if @tdpreys is around. Although he did indicate that he fears that he might be German. If this fear is true, he may be emulating a German sleep schedule.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 18:05:51 GMT -5
Well, well is appears as if the snake oil they are serving in the waiting room is having a powerful effect. Maybe Morganbaby1016 is around. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 18:26:08 GMT -5
It appears as if I have missed yet another victim patient. Let's see who is next.... Lamson are you interested in a consultation, or are you content to hock your wares in the lobby? Please know that I will need a cut of that profit, or I will be forces to put up a sign.  |
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Post by Morganbaby1016 on Aug 19, 2013 18:33:34 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe I'm here! I fell asleep in your spacious comfortable waiting room. Can you fit me in now? I can come back at another time if that would be better for you.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 18:38:38 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe I'm here! I fell asleep in your spacious comfortable waiting room. Can you fit me in now? I can come back at another time if that would be better for you. No no my dear, come on in. There is no need to cry, please take a tissue.  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 18:45:05 GMT -5
Morganbaby1016 you seem like a sensitive soul. We can start with something easy if you like. Tell me, How did you feel when you saw that My Little Pony was banned from the EA forum?
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Post by Morganbaby1016 on Aug 19, 2013 18:51:12 GMT -5
Thank you for the tissue and to answer your question.... It was horrible Dr. Monroe! I cried for days. My little pony was such an integral part of my childhood? Now that I have a daughter she loves them too. I can't believe they would ban something as innocent as talking ponies with tattoos on their butt cheeks. I'm still a bit sad and thinking about it brings up the sad memories that I had before..... *sob* *sniffle* *sob* |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 18:58:08 GMT -5
Thank you for the tissue and to answer your question.... It was horrible Dr. Monroe! I cried for days. My little pony was such an integral part of my childhood? Now that I have a daughter she loves them too. I can't believe they would ban something as innocent as talking ponies with tattoos on their butt cheeks. I'm still a bit sad and thinking about it brings up the sad memories that I had before..... *sob* *sniffle* *sob* Well, this is a hard one. A girl's love for her pony is compelling, as is her desire to pass that love on to future generations. But crying over a pony's banishment on an internet forum designed around an addictive, yet glitch filled iPad game. I'm sorry my dear that is Insane |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 19:02:15 GMT -5
Now let's see...is Hulk still waiting? |
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