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Post by Waylen on Jan 24, 2014 22:20:39 GMT -5
Waylen please pull your face out of that beer cake and have a seat on the couch. This couch is very lumpy. |
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Post by Swanky on Jan 24, 2014 22:22:05 GMT -5
It's seems to me that you're the one that's some kind of agent Dr. Monroe, you've obviously been spying on me! To answer your question, when I see fine male specimens I like to show it. What is the point of all these hot men in the world if nobody displays them?! I'd like to think that I'm doing the forum some kind of favour by putting them on display. Don't you think so? Well I am a very insecure man who masks said insecurity with paternalism. So for turning the tables on gender objectification you are clearly Insane. I do believe your insanity can be mapped in your insistence that you have not finished the redesign you have been working on for months. I wonder if we polled your neighbors they would tell us your town is in pristine condition. :shifty: I'll accept that Dr. Monroe... grudgingly. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 22:29:00 GMT -5
Waylen please pull your face out of that beer cake and have a seat on the couch. This couch is very lumpy. Yes well that's what happens when you trust the Calmwood rehabilitation committee to reupholster your furniture. Waylen you have been with us a short while, however you have become a frequent visitor to this watering hole. You are a veritable Pintrest board of TSTO what with the screenshots and the wishlists and the spoilers and the charming tipsyness bordered on alcoholism (which I think is what brings most of us here). However you seem to most often be found sharing indy-inspired music. So I ask you Are you a hipster? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 22:29:30 GMT -5
Well I am a very insecure man who masks said insecurity with paternalism. So for turning the tables on gender objectification you are clearly Insane. I do believe your insanity can be mapped in your insistence that you have not finished the redesign you have been working on for months. I wonder if we polled your neighbors they would tell us your town is in pristine condition. :shifty: I'll accept that Dr. Monroe... grudgingly. I aim to disappoint. It comes so naturally. |
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Post by Waylen on Jan 24, 2014 22:42:35 GMT -5
This couch is very lumpy. Yes well that's what happens when you trust the Calmwood rehabilitation committee to reupholster your furniture. Waylen you have been with us a short while, however you have become a frequent visitor to this watering hole. You are a veritable Pintrest board of TSTO what with the screenshots and the wishlists and the spoilers and the charming tipsyness bordered on alcoholism (which I think is what brings most of us here). However you seem to most often be found sharing indy-inspired music. So I ask you Are you a hipster? Short answer, no. Long answer, sort of. I try to maintain a certain level of open mindedness that propels me toward new experiences. I enjoy venturing out of the status quo sensory stimuli that seems to trap the people around me. I do enjoy throwing on my slim glasses and saying 'here, listen to this new band' with a smug smirk on my face. At the same time I loath the prototypical hipster douchyness that comes out such hipstery venues I frequent. I am more comfortable in my nice polo golf shirt and I can certainly feel that the feeling between me and them is one of mutual hatred. How dare they like the same music, movies, art, unobtainable booze and experimental food as me. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 22:51:26 GMT -5
Yes well that's what happens when you trust the Calmwood rehabilitation committee to reupholster your furniture. Waylen you have been with us a short while, however you have become a frequent visitor to this watering hole. You are a veritable Pintrest board of TSTO what with the screenshots and the wishlists and the spoilers and the charming tipsyness bordered on alcoholism (which I think is what brings most of us here). However you seem to most often be found sharing indy-inspired music. So I ask you Are you a hipster? Short answer, no. Long answer, sort of. I try to maintain a certain level of open mindedness that propels me toward new experiences. I enjoy venturing out of the status quo sensory stimuli that seems to trap the people around me. I do enjoy throwing on my slim glasses and saying 'here, listen to this new band' with a smug smirk on my face. At the same time I loath the prototypical hipster douchyness that comes out such hipstery venues I frequent. I am more comfortable in my nice polo golf shirt and I can certainly feel that the feeling between me and them is one of mutual hatred. How dare they like the same music, movies, art, unobtainable booze and experimental food as me. Well that was a thoughtful and well composed answer. While I often approach my therapy sessions with the pig headedness one would expect from a man as overeducated and out of touch with reality as myself, I must say that despite that zipper in your face you are quite charming. Also clearly Not Insane although I had truly hoped otherwise. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 22:52:03 GMT -5
@ray are you that shadowy figure now darkening my door?
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Post by Waylen on Jan 24, 2014 22:55:26 GMT -5
Short answer, no. Long answer, sort of. I try to maintain a certain level of open mindedness that propels me toward new experiences. I enjoy venturing out of the status quo sensory stimuli that seems to trap the people around me. I do enjoy throwing on my slim glasses and saying 'here, listen to this new band' with a smug smirk on my face. At the same time I loath the prototypical hipster douchyness that comes out such hipstery venues I frequent. I am more comfortable in my nice polo golf shirt and I can certainly feel that the feeling between me and them is one of mutual hatred. How dare they like the same music, movies, art, unobtainable booze and experimental food as me. Well that was a thoughtful and well composed answer. While I often approach my therapy sessions with the pig headedness one would expect from a man as overeducated and out of touch with reality as myself, I must say that despite that zipper in your face you are quite charming. Also clearly Not Insane although I had truly hoped otherwise. Well thank you good Dr. Now if you'll excuse me there is a half eaten cake in the waiting room calling to me. I may be back for more cake for further analysis. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2014 22:55:56 GMT -5
Yeah that's me Dr. Monroe . Always hiding in the shadows. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 23:00:38 GMT -5
Yeah that's me Dr. Monroe . Always hiding in the shadows. This makes me nervous...and a nervous Monroe is...well...something something. @ray you have been with us for awhile, but lurked in the shadows. Then you emerged and became a Yoda of sorts to those seeking advice for issues with their games. I have heard tales that you are also a bit of a sleeper agent recruiting new members for our ever growing army. So I ask you Do you also steal from the rich to give to the poor? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2014 23:16:10 GMT -5
Stealing is such a strong word. I prefer to think of it as enlightening people. Making them realize that it's something they want to do. So it's not actually stealing, if they agree. I can be very persuasive when I want to be. I always fight for the little guy. And for some strange reason, people will usually see it my way.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 23:22:35 GMT -5
Stealing is such a strong word. I prefer to think of it as enlightening people. Making them realize that it's something they want to do. So it's not actually stealing, if they agree. I can be very persuasive when I want to be. I always fight for the little guy. And for some strange reason, people will usually see it my way. I was on the fence about you tall, dark, shadowy, man, but like Waylen and so many more before you I don't have the heart to put you away in the padded room. You are clearly Not Insane, however I will keep an eye on you... |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Feb 1, 2014 12:12:54 GMT -5
My lord, what on earth has happened to the waiting room? Did Nurse Helga forget to lock up after her book club meeting again?! Clearly Duff Dawg decided to seek shelter somewhere warmer than the dumpster out back. Well that can't be helped now; if anyone is willing to put up with the stench of what ever that brownish puddle is and nacho cheese past it's prime, by all me take a seat by tagging me in this thread. I'll be able to see you shortly. If the lumps under the upholstery begin to move, take heart in knowing they are more likely to be figments of your imagination than rats dragged in with Duff Dawg's sleeping back. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Feb 1, 2014 12:17:45 GMT -5
simbass, @dftankgirl, Sprinkles, the FoolishDoughnut after scraping the spilled nacho cheese and salsa off the appointment calendar, it would appear you were the last to schedule appointments. Should you find yourselves in the neighbourhood, feel free to stop in for an anything but free consult.
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Post by Duff Dawg on Feb 1, 2014 12:20:31 GMT -5
My lord, what on earth has happened to the waiting room? Did Nurse Helga forget to lock up after he book club meeting again?! Clearly Duff Dawg decided to seek shelter somewhere warmer than the dumpster out back. Well that can't be helped now; if anyone is willing to put up with the stench of what ever that brownish puddle is and nacho cheese past it's prime, by all me take a seat by tagging me in this thread. I'll be able to see you shortly. If the lumps under the upholstery begin to move, take heart in knowing they are more likely to be figments of your imagination than rats dragged in with Duff Dawg's sleeping back. So, we meet again Dr and I use that term loosely As u can see my office dumpster has been buried an frozen in snow u have no choice but to me an my racoon Assistant (lost the rat in the snow) share your patients for today |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Feb 1, 2014 12:30:15 GMT -5
I hate to break this to you Duff Dawg but your "raccoon" bears a striking resemblance to an armadillo covered in dryer lint. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Feb 1, 2014 14:21:02 GMT -5
Well there doesn't appear to be any loiterers let along lunatics in this office this morning. Perhaps the left-overs from duffdog's night of debauchery have kept them away. Let me take a few minutes with a paint sprayer filled with Lysol and a bucket of Febreeze to freshen things up a bit. By all means leave your name on the list tacked to the door and I should be open for business shortly.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Feb 1, 2014 15:15:54 GMT -5
Well I still have no idea what that brownish puddle was but it seems to have eaten a divet in the carpeting. The ficus planter hides the hole well enough, and the smell has gone from life threatening to oddly reminiscent of spoiled meat. I see Erin has left her name on the door. I do hope she has a filter mask in her vintage purse otherwise it may be difficult to distinguish fume loopy from just plain loopy. Let me check and see if she is still lingering in the hallway. |
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