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Post by brettolmsted on Jan 24, 2014 17:44:40 GMT -5
This makes me feel mushy inside and what's this water water running down my face? I didnt know it was Valentines Day Then you are most obviously Not Insane because this is the nectar of the gods. There is also a small switch blade in the bottom in case brettolmsted tries to mug you at the door. I have heard he has a "problem", but he claims he can stop whenever he wants. while that basket makes me feel all mushy inside as well, don't worry I play nice @mars. and hey @mars, if you ever need a better fix, I got something for what ails you:  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 17:46:48 GMT -5
Excellent. Thank you for waiting so patiently. I see we have matching Hello Kitty notebooks. I do hope you didn't pay full price. As an experienced coupon hoarder connoisseur of sales, I only had to berate one underpaid worker in order to score a whole carton. |
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Post by Bekah on Jan 24, 2014 17:49:33 GMT -5
Wow, that's awesome that you got such a great deal! I got mine on a clearance sale.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 17:51:42 GMT -5
So Bekah as I was looking through your file for some good material I happened to notice that your location reads "freezing my butt off is the Subtropics." Not only does this seem like a bit of a kunundrum, but may lead to some more serious medical conditions if left untreated. So my question to you is: Is your posterior literally freezing off or is this some expression of a stifled subconscious yearning? |
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Post by Bekah on Jan 24, 2014 17:52:53 GMT -5
I also got the following Hello Kitty merchandise on clearance.
Phone case
Phone jewel
Wallet & matching change purse
Socks
Watch
Stick on earrings
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2014 17:53:07 GMT -5
Then you are most obviously Not Insane because this is the nectar of the gods. There is also a small switch blade in the bottom in case brettolmsted tries to mug you at the door. I have heard he has a "problem", but he claims he can stop whenever he wants. while that basket makes me feel all mushy inside as well, don't worry I play nice @mars. and hey @mars, if you ever need a better fix, I got something for what ails you: Oh brettolmsted that's better than flowers. Don't show Dr. Monroe. He just gave me a Valentines Day gift & a razor for a blood love ritual  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 17:54:54 GMT -5
Then you are most obviously Not Insane because this is the nectar of the gods. There is also a small switch blade in the bottom in case brettolmsted tries to mug you at the door. I have heard he has a "problem", but he claims he can stop whenever he wants. while that basket makes me feel all mushy inside as well, don't worry I play nice @mars. and hey @mars, if you ever need a better fix, I got something for what ails you: I know you are from Michigan, which is practically Canada with more poverty and uncomfortable race relations, but who do you think you are Lamson? Hanging out in my diagnosis thread and hawking your "alternative" cures to my patients?! Please note that I take a 30% franchise fee for all "miracle cures" sold on or around my premises. |
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Post by Waylen on Jan 24, 2014 17:56:21 GMT -5
Is this where I get in line for the Isle Of Dr. Monroe's office? I'm either looking for some genetically mutated human animals or an appointment to get my head checked out. Wait, wait, that other guy was Dr. Moreau... Ok so definitely the head thing. |
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Post by Bekah on Jan 24, 2014 17:56:21 GMT -5
Well, since I truly believe my posterior has no stifled yearnings, it really is unusually cold in the southeast.
I've been told that the chill air we are experiencing is straight from Siberia!
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 18:05:04 GMT -5
Well, since I truly believe my posterior has no stifled yearnings, it really is unusually cold in the southeast. I've been told that the chill air we are experiencing is straight from Siberia! Well it is unseasonably cold all over the United States so it is an astute observation. But mostly I would like to say you are Not Insane because some of the women on this forum (who have the power to ban me and throw my charred remains to the badge whores) hail from the southeast so therefore you are sane since they obviously don't have any issues.  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 18:06:10 GMT -5
Is this where I get in line for the Isle Of Dr. Monroe's office? I'm either looking for some genetically mutated human animals or an appointment to get my head checked out. Wait, wait, that other guy was Dr. Moreau... Ok so definitely the head thing. I will put you on my post-dinner list, however we ask that people stay in the appointment thread until they are called so it's easier to organize. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 18:07:33 GMT -5
Swanky are you still around? I have time for one more before I take a dinner break.
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Post by Bekah on Jan 24, 2014 18:12:18 GMT -5
Well, since I truly believe my posterior has no stifled yearnings, it really is unusually cold in the southeast. I've been told that the chill air we are experiencing is straight from Siberia! Well it is unseasonably cold all over the United States so it is an astute observation. But mostly I would like to say you are Not Insane because some of the women on this forum (who have the power to ban me and throw my charred remains to the badge whores) hail from the southeast so therefore you are sane since they obviously don't have any issues. All right then, I'm glad to be included with these fine southern gals. Uhhh can I still get some more of those pills that make me nice if I'm not insane???? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 21:27:27 GMT -5
Swanky if you have recovered from your beauty nap I am open for business. I have only consumed a moderate number of cocktails so I will still be lucid for awhile.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 21:43:06 GMT -5
I'm going to go ahead and see if Waylen is around this fine evening since I promised him a turn on the couch tonight. |
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Post by Waylen on Jan 24, 2014 21:47:46 GMT -5
Finally, waiting around was making me crazy Dr. Monroe. |
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Post by Swanky on Jan 24, 2014 21:49:11 GMT -5
I'm here
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 21:55:39 GMT -5
Excellent, I hope your evening, or day is going well. I know you have been waiting for awhile, so please let me get the bear who is also waiting settled in my other office and I will be back shortly. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 21:59:21 GMT -5
Finally, waiting around was making me crazy Dr. Monroe. I'm glad you have been able to make it. Please give me just a minute to finish up with another patient. Please enjoy this combination of beer and cake while you wait. We can't afford the fancy pants stuff with all our cutbacks, however we will throw in a Dora the Explorer refillable cup.  |
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Post by Waylen on Jan 24, 2014 22:02:45 GMT -5
Finally, waiting around was making me crazy Dr. Monroe. I'm glad you have been able to make it. Please give me just a minute to finish up with another patient. Please enjoy this combination of beer and cake while you wait. We can't afford the fancy pants stuff with all our cutbacks, however we will throw in a Dora the Explorer refillable cup. I will be in the waiting room medicating with this lovely beer cake. |
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Post by Bekah on Jan 24, 2014 22:03:16 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe, I hope you enjoy these small tokens of my appreciation.  
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 22:03:40 GMT -5
So Swanky you have been with us for sometime. Much of your file tells me that you are a very creative person with a good knowledge of technology. However I have always wondered why it is so hard to find you tag and have noticed you have changed your name several times. While this leads me to believe you may be a secret agent, the results of my tests are inconclusive. However I have noticed something else that says a lot about a person's deep desires... Why do so many of your avatars feature attractive men? |
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Post by Swanky on Jan 24, 2014 22:13:03 GMT -5
So Swanky you have been with us for sometime. Much of your file tells me that you are a very creative person with a good knowledge of technology. However I have always wondered why it is so hard to find you tag and have noticed you have changed your name several times. While this leads me to believe you may be a secret agent, the results of my tests are inconclusive. However I have noticed something else that says a lot about a person's deep desires... Why do so many of your avatars feature attractive men?It's seems to me that you're the one that's some kind of agent Dr. Monroe, you've obviously been spying on me! To answer your question, when I see fine male specimens I like to show it. What is the point of all these hot men in the world if nobody displays them?! I'd like to think that I'm doing the forum some kind of favour by putting them on display. Don't you think so? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 22:17:22 GMT -5
So Swanky you have been with us for sometime. Much of your file tells me that you are a very creative person with a good knowledge of technology. However I have always wondered why it is so hard to find you tag and have noticed you have changed your name several times. While this leads me to believe you may be a secret agent, the results of my tests are inconclusive. However I have noticed something else that says a lot about a person's deep desires... Why do so many of your avatars feature attractive men?It's seems to me that you're the one that's some kind of agent Dr. Monroe, you've obviously been spying on me! To answer your question, when I see fine male specimens I like to show it. What is the point of all these hot men in the world if nobody displays them?! I'd like to think that I'm doing the forum some kind of favour by putting them on display. Don't you think so? Well I am a very insecure man who masks said insecurity with paternalism. So for turning the tables on gender objectification you are clearly Insane. I do believe your insanity can be mapped in your insistence that you have not finished the redesign you have been working on for months. I wonder if we polled your neighbors they would tell us your town is in pristine condition. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 22:18:06 GMT -5
Waylen please pull your face out of that beer cake and have a seat on the couch.
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