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Post by Dr. Monroe on Sept 14, 2013 23:02:24 GMT -5
Well I am quite partial to numbers that when divided by 666 give a result of .666. It's refreshing I suppose. Demon...well I guess that is yet to be determined. Have you been reading my Angie's List reviews? Ah yes Angie by the Rolling Stones has all kinds of hidden messages. It is really speaking of oppression. Oppression by robots enslaving mankind. The robots are being controlled by demons. Demons love nickelback. It's all connected. How do you feel about nickelback? I think Nickelback, like YouTube, leave much to be desired. Can you believe how hard it is to find the appropriate KMFDM video to respond with? |
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Post by TwiztidThorn on Sept 14, 2013 23:05:50 GMT -5
Ah yes Angie by the Rolling Stones has all kinds of hidden messages. It is really speaking of oppression. Oppression by robots enslaving mankind. The robots are being controlled by demons. Demons love nickelback. It's all connected. How do you feel about nickelback? I think Nickelback, like YouTube, leave much to be desired. Can you believe how hard it is to find the appropriate KMFDM video to respond with? Youtube is a took used by the demon overlords. All of those cat videos are meant to lull us into a false sense of safety and happiness. Cats make us easier ton conquer. The make up tips videos have no reason they're just fun. But the cats! Demons control funny and cute cats. They are after me and using the internet and Xbox to get me. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Sept 14, 2013 23:05:56 GMT -5
Yes I'm a real doctor, if by real doctor you mean a person sitting at a computer behind a doctor avatar, giving out psychiatric diagnoses on an internet forum designed around a Simpsons iPad game. If this is your definition of a doctor, then yes I am a real doctor. The non linear progression of my diagnosis is lending further proof to the idea that you are a robot oppressor sent to the past to kill me. What have you done with the real Dr and why are you wearing his meat suit? Tell me! The other voices say that you're a dirty tin can robot! I am completely comfortable with non-linear, and would that not in fact create a paradox in you thinking? For after all robots are programed to work along a linear trajectory. I would only be able to spit out pre-determined answers. Seriously do you want to decipher a diagnosis in 0000000000000000001111100000000000000000000000001111111111111111111111111111000011111111111111110000000000001111111111111111111111110000000000000000011111111111111111111110000000000000000011111111111111111000000000000000000000000000000001111111111111111111111111111111111111111000000000000000000000000000000000000001111100001010101010101010101011111111111111111000010101010101010101010101. Really isn't that quite pedestrian? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Sept 14, 2013 23:07:51 GMT -5
However in order to give a diagnosis, I must ask a question.
What is the symbolism behind the glittery pink unicorn?
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Post by TwiztidThorn on Sept 14, 2013 23:08:08 GMT -5
The non linear progression of my diagnosis is lending further proof to the idea that you are a robot oppressor sent to the past to kill me. What have you done with the real Dr and why are you wearing his meat suit? Tell me! The other voices say that you're a dirty tin can robot! I am completely comfortable with non-linear, and would that not in fact create a paradox in you thinking? For after all robots are programed to work along a linear trajectory. I would only be able to spit out pre-determined answers. Seriously do you want to decipher a diagnosis in 0000000000000000001111100000000000000000000000001111111111111111111111111111000011111111111111110000000000001111111111111111111111110000000000000000011111111111111111111110000000000000000011111111111111111000000000000000000000000000000001111111111111111111111111111111111111111000000000000000000000000000000000000001111100001010101010101010101011111111111111111000010101010101010101010101. Really is that quite pedestrian? I will destroy you! Damn dirty machines! You will not win the war! I have mind powers to stop you and packets of Splenda! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr it's robot for suck it! |
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Post by Duff Dawg on Sept 14, 2013 23:10:07 GMT -5
The non linear progression of my diagnosis is lending further proof to the idea that you are a robot oppressor sent to the past to kill me. What have you done with the real Dr and why are you wearing his meat suit? Tell me! The other voices say that you're a dirty tin can robot! I am completely comfortable with non-linear, and would that not in fact create a paradox in you thinking? For after all robots are programed to work along a linear trajectory. I would only be able to spit out pre-determined answers. Seriously do you want to decipher a diagnosis in 0000000000000000001111100000000000000000000000001111111111111111111111111111000011111111111111110000000000001111111111111111111111110000000000000000011111111111111111111110000000000000000011111111111111111000000000000000000000000000000001111111111111111111111111111111111111111000000000000000000000000000000000000001111100001010101010101010101011111111111111111000010101010101010101010101. Really isn't that quite pedestrian? Is that the code for time traveling? Also I'm to interrupt ur appointment to say I that I'm sorry for the yelling, and now lets hug it out like Bros |
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Post by TwiztidThorn on Sept 14, 2013 23:11:29 GMT -5
However in order to give a diagnosis, I must ask a question. What is the symbolism behind the glittery pink unicorn?Glitter is the tears of angels as they weep for the lost souls that the demons corrupt with cute kitties. Pink is Steven Tyler's favorite crayon. Aerosmith is nickelbacks favorite band. Unicorns are real but thought not to exist much like time traveling demon controlled robot oppressors from the from the future The glittery pink unicorn means only 1 thing. The end is nigh. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Sept 14, 2013 23:15:30 GMT -5
I am completely comfortable with non-linear, and would that not in fact create a paradox in you thinking? For after all robots are programed to work along a linear trajectory. I would only be able to spit out pre-determined answers. Seriously do you want to decipher a diagnosis in 0000000000000000001111100000000000000000000000001111111111111111111111111111000011111111111111110000000000001111111111111111111111110000000000000000011111111111111111111110000000000000000011111111111111111000000000000000000000000000000001111111111111111111111111111111111111111000000000000000000000000000000000000001111100001010101010101010101011111111111111111000010101010101010101010101. Really isn't that quite pedestrian? Is that the code for time traveling? Also I'm to interrupt ur appointment to say I that I'm sorry for the yelling, and now lets hug it out like Bros I don't recall any yelling, however you might once I banish you to the electroshock therapy room. I guess BatusiMan isn't guarding the waiting room tonight. Imagine that, he might actually have a life on a Saturday night. |
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Post by Duff Dawg on Sept 14, 2013 23:18:25 GMT -5
Is that the code for time traveling? Also I'm to interrupt ur appointment to say I that I'm sorry for the yelling, and now lets hug it out like Bros I don't recall any yelling, however you might once I banish you to the electroshock therapy room. I guess BatusiMan isn't guarding the waiting room tonight. Imagine that, he might actually have a life on a Saturday night. Oh we'll it was supposed to be yelling let me go add exclamation points |
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Post by Duff Dawg on Sept 14, 2013 23:18:44 GMT -5
I still want that hug though
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Post by Duff Dawg on Sept 14, 2013 23:19:43 GMT -5
Is that the code for time traveling? Also I'm to interrupt ur appointment to say I that I'm sorry for the yelling, and now lets hug it out like Bros I don't recall any yelling, however you might once I banish you to the electroshock therapy room. I guess BatusiMan isn't guarding the waiting room tonight. Imagine that, he might actually have a life on a Saturday night. I have Zero idea what day it is anymore |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Sept 14, 2013 23:23:06 GMT -5
Now see TwiztidThorn I completely agree with you - the internet is made of cats and they will someday be our overlords. Canadian music largely sucks, Nickelback is a testament to that. Why do you you think so many of our Canadian members are Insane? I think you might be onto something with the robots. It's so much more interesting and plausible than that trite and unoriginal Matrix bullshit. Robots are the future. Have you ever seen Voltron? Robot cats, yes that pretty much sums it up. You are obviously Not Insane. With the exception of Spider Pig, no one who has entered this office pretending to be insane has received that diagnosis. You are actually one of the more articulate people on the EA forum. I see that you are currently going with a sheep theme. Might I recommend this:  It will surely get some attention. Maybe not the kind you would like, but it is quite infamous. |
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Post by TwiztidThorn on Sept 14, 2013 23:26:47 GMT -5
Now see TwiztidThorn I completely agree with you - the internet is made of cats and they will someday be our overlords. Canadian music largely sucks, Nickelback is a testament to that. Why do you you think so many of our Canadian members are Insane? I think you might be onto something with the robots. It's so much more interesting and plausible than that trite and unoriginal Matrix bullshit. Robots are the future. Have you ever seen Voltron? Robot cats, yes that pretty much sums it up. You are obviously Not Insane. With the exception of Spider Pig, no one who has entered this office pretending to be insane has received that diagnosis. You are actually one of the more articulate people on the EA forum. I see that you are currently going with a sheep theme. Might I recommend this: It will surely get some attention. Maybe not the kind you would like, but it is quite infamous. Haha I know who this is  I'm also onto all of you. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Sept 14, 2013 23:27:11 GMT -5
Now let's see who else I have lurking around. I need some money for gambling at the tracks scientific work. I have a feeling Andy and Awshux are not around. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Sept 14, 2013 23:28:41 GMT -5
Now see TwiztidThorn I completely agree with you - the internet is made of cats and they will someday be our overlords. Canadian music largely sucks, Nickelback is a testament to that. Why do you you think so many of our Canadian members are Insane? I think you might be onto something with the robots. It's so much more interesting and plausible than that trite and unoriginal Matrix bullshit. Robots are the future. Have you ever seen Voltron? Robot cats, yes that pretty much sums it up. You are obviously Not Insane. With the exception of Spider Pig, no one who has entered this office pretending to be insane has received that diagnosis. You are actually one of the more articulate people on the EA forum. I see that you are currently going with a sheep theme. Might I recommend this: It will surely get some attention. Maybe not the kind you would like, but it is quite infamous. Haha I know who this is I'm also onto all of you. I tip my hat to you sir. You certainly are one of my more amusing patients. Please feel free to pretend to be a doctor from time to time. Lamson could use the competition. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Sept 14, 2013 23:30:23 GMT -5
Let's see if stacykan or Epic are around at this latish hour. |
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Post by stacykan on Sept 14, 2013 23:31:58 GMT -5
Yes Doctor. I'm here.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Sept 14, 2013 23:35:48 GMT -5
Well hello there small dinosaur. |
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Post by stacykan on Sept 14, 2013 23:36:55 GMT -5
Hello Doctor, how are you?
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Sept 14, 2013 23:44:28 GMT -5
Hello Doctor, how are you? Well my you are far more polite than many of my other patients. Your file appears to be quite thin. I am confused to find something that would indicate that you need my services. However i find one disturbing detail in your file: Are you a masochist? Why the dedication to the Titans football team?Please keep in mind that my knowledge of football is restricted to recognizing that men in heavy padding are running into each other on a field. We all know that kicking a ball around without full body padding is called soccer.
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Post by stacykan on Sept 14, 2013 23:49:28 GMT -5
Well you see, the first year that they came to TN they did make it to the Super Bowl. They kind of reeled us in and then you just keep hoping. It is a sad life of disappointment.
And I prefer a ball to be thrown with accuracy not kicked.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Sept 14, 2013 23:54:11 GMT -5
Well you see, the first year that they came to TN they did make it to the Super Bowl. They kind of reeled us in and then you just keep hoping. It is a sad life of disappointment. And I prefer a ball to be thrown with accuracy not kicked. I see. Based on this highlighted statement alone you are a good red blooded American. All good red blooded Americans are clearly Not Insane, just ask our news outlets and elected officials. Hopefully you also know that fishing is for sport only. Fish meat is practically a vegetable. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Sept 14, 2013 23:57:24 GMT -5
Well it's quite late in Monroeland. I will hopefully have time to fill some more rooms tomorrow.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 16:04:37 GMT -5
Since I am lazy, quite busy I will make a bold and unorthodox move an allow today's appointments to be first come first serve. Please tag me in the appointment thread and I will take new clients as I assemble a list from those who may or may not still be with us.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 16:30:12 GMT -5
brettolmsted please come in. You seem very eager to be here so I have placed some plastic on the couch in case you soil yourself.
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