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Post by melly's hypno-troops on Aug 19, 2013 22:15:37 GMT -5
Hello?! Have you not heard about how I keep wanting to eat? It's the only way I'll stop myself from stuffing my face full of food!! Besides, it keeps the anger issues away too...at least I think so... Speaking of which, WHERE THE HELL IS THAT SANDWICH I ORDERED 5 MINUTES AGO?! Damn it, the service around here is so slow. so @$%##$&$%^*&^*$%!@# SLOWWWW!!! *rake whacks face* *clears throat* You were saying doc? I'm okay right....right doc?  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 22:25:16 GMT -5
Hello?! Have you not heard about how I keep wanting to eat? It's the only way I'll stop myself from stuffing my face full of food!! Besides, it keeps the anger issues away too...at least I think so... Speaking of which, WHERE THE HELL IS THAT SANDWICH I ORDERED 5 MINUTES AGO?! Damn it, the service around here is so slow. so @$%##$&$%^*&^*$%!@# SLOWWWW!!! *rake whacks face* *clears throat* You were saying doc? I'm okay right....right doc? Yes I believe you will be fine, as soon as your food arrives. It appears as if food and rake whacks are somehow entwined in a never ending cycle at the moment and maybe this needs further explanation. May I offer you this lovely cake as a consolation, along with a diagnosis of Not Insane |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 10:27:13 GMT -5
Now let's see I had a couple of missed patients yesterday. Is @tdpreys around? And I see that like ships in the night I have once again missed Hulk. |
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Post by Hulk on Aug 20, 2013 10:30:50 GMT -5
Hulk is here doctor. I have pockets full of cash that I found this morning. Not sure where it comes from but it must be legit
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 10:36:14 GMT -5
Hulk is here doctor. I have pockets full of cash that I found this morning. Not sure where it comes from but it must be legit Do not worry my fine green friend, I'm sure you have acquired your cash through a reputable line of funding. While scanning your file I notice you tend to refer to refer to yourself as "we" quite a bit. I assume you do not mean the royal "we" but instead something more subversive. To get to the heart of the matter I ask: Does Hulk make peanut butter cookies with crunchy or creamy peanut butter? |
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Post by Hulk on Aug 20, 2013 10:38:09 GMT -5
Hulk is here doctor. I have pockets full of cash that I found this morning. Not sure where it comes from but it must be legit Do not worry my fine green friend, I'm sure you have acquired your cash through a reputable line of funding. While scanning your file I notice you tend to refer to refer to yourself as "we" quite a bit. I assume you do not mean the royal "we" but instead something more subversive. To get to the heart of the matter I ask: Does Hulk make peanut butter cookies with crunchy or creamy peanut butter?We love crunchy peanut butter!! Give it to us before we gets angry... Give it to....aarrrghhhhhhhhh |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 10:47:10 GMT -5
Excellent, crunchy peanut putter is always the correct answer. You are obviously Not Insane As for that anger problem...you seem to kind of have that under control for the most part. I could give you some pills for that, however there is a man in the waiting room selling a delightful collection of snake oil that may be more to your liking. He does sell by the gallon or litre depending on your country of origin. Personally I would go with the gallon, you get more quantity for the same price.
Oh but I am rambling. Hulk and Bruce you seem to have a delightful partnership there. I hope to see you again sometime.
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Post by Hulk on Aug 20, 2013 10:50:56 GMT -5
Thanks Doc. I knew I was normal!
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 10:57:47 GMT -5
I will give @tdpreys a few more minutes, he may be out attending to important business.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 11:09:36 GMT -5
Alright, I guess we can return later. Laughing Luigi are you in the building. Please wash the Sharpie and eyebrow hair off your hands before you come in if you don't mind. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 11:23:05 GMT -5
Well, well...all hopped on caffeine and no one seems to be in the waiting room at the moment. That snake oil kiosk is cutting into my business.
Let's see who is next on the list...it looks like @yossarian. However I am not sure if you are actually seeking and appointment my badge minimalist friend.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 11:27:06 GMT -5
Thanks for seeing me, Doc. I hope you don't mind me taking my pants off in advance... And, why, yes, I am very much interested in your professional opinion! Just hold the badge, please. I forgot to mention the other day that I also have a tendency to take my clothes off, climb up on trees and assist to funerals from up there. Surely that's not serious, is it?  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 11:33:31 GMT -5
I do quite like your minimalist look. And the clothes thing, totally normal. We are all friends here. Now let me see...looking in your file it appears you are experiencing a bit of a Catch-22. So I'll get right to it.
Why do you think so many people are trying to kill you?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 11:38:47 GMT -5
I wish I knew! I've tried everything to stay alive, I even contracted once a liver condition that fell short of being jaundice, thinking if I hid in the hospital people would just forget about me, but that didn't help. I did once state that I was going to live forever, even if I died trying. Perhaps people just don't see eye to eye with that?
I tell you, if things don't change, I'm just going to desert and go to Sweden.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 11:50:22 GMT -5
I hear Sweden is quite nice. I do appreciate their modern, yet affordable, furniture and meatballs. I would say I was also in favor of their health care system, but that would cut into my bottom line and would force me to see all patients, not just the ones with deep pockets. So I'll keep mum on that one.
But I would like to applaud you for your bravery in sharing your troubles with us. Your experiences reveal a scathing, yet humorous, critique of state level bureaucracy and the follies of western thought. So while my profession actually makes me the embodiment of these traits, I do believe you are the sanest patient I have seen to date. Not Insane
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 11:55:02 GMT -5
Sorry Doc, yesterday I visited dr. greenthumb and he gave me meds that made me have a 24hr dream. Now I think I'm a plant.
So here I am!
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 11:55:44 GMT -5
I see two of my missing patients are online now. The nurses have not done a very good job keeping them corralled. Maybe it's time for some candy. I'll wait a few minutes to see is either @tdpreys or Laughing Luigi head over this way. |
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Post by Laughing Luigi on Aug 20, 2013 11:57:17 GMT -5
What's up Doc?  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 11:57:52 GMT -5
I'm here, invisible I think...
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 11:58:04 GMT -5
Sorry Doc, yesterday I visited dr. greenthumb and he gave me meds that made me have a 24hr dream. Now I think I'm a plant. So here I am! Excellent I see you are here now. I see that you have been having a bit of an existential crisis. Thankfully I feel pretty confident that based on your file, you are not in fact one of The Dude's alternate personalities. However there are a few things a little more troubling in your file... |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 11:58:54 GMT -5
What's up Doc? Thank you for being so prompt. When I am done with my current patient, you will be next in line. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 12:00:26 GMT -5
Please tell me, I can't Take it anymore!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 12:01:56 GMT -5
Please tell me, I can't Take it anymore! Me too! |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 12:02:23 GMT -5
Please tell me, I can't Take it anymore! Me too! Shut up! |
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