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Post by Morganbaby1016 on Aug 19, 2013 19:03:03 GMT -5
Thank you for the tissue and to answer your question.... It was horrible Dr. Monroe! I cried for days. My little pony was such an integral part of my childhood? Now that I have a daughter she loves them too. I can't believe they would ban something as innocent as talking ponies with tattoos on their butt cheeks. I'm still a bit sad and thinking about it brings up the sad memories that I had before..... *sob* *sniffle* *sob* Well, this is a hard one. A girl's love for her pony is compelling, as is her desire to pass that love on to future generations. But crying over a pony's banishment on an internet forum designed around an addictive, yet glitch filled iPad game. I'm sorry my dear that is InsaneThank you can I have a tissue for the bus ride to my new home? |
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Post by Lamson on Aug 19, 2013 19:20:52 GMT -5
It appears as if I have missed yet another victim patient. Let's see who is next.... Lamson are you interested in a consultation, or are you content to hock your wares in the lobby? Please know that I will need a cut of that profit, or I will be forces to put up a sign.  Sorry Dr. Monroe. I was putting the little megalomaniacs to sleep. Off the record, this could be a good racket for us both. You keep the snake oil prescriptions coming and my snake oil keeps you in billable hours. Think about it and let me know. |
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Post by Hulk on Aug 19, 2013 19:48:35 GMT -5
Now let's see...is Hulk still waiting? I'm here now, sorry doctor. I'll wait till my names comes back around |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 20:28:22 GMT -5
Now let's see...is Hulk still waiting? I'm here now, sorry doctor. I'll wait till my names comes back around Ah Hulk, I just happened to be walking by my office and saw you sitting there. You are kind of hard to miss, but my eyes aren't what they once were. Are you still there? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 20:37:11 GMT -5
This might also be a good time to see if any of our other missed cases have returned. melly's hypno-troops, mdfriend, @tdpreys, Lamson are any of you interested in a turn on the couch? |
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Post by Lamson on Aug 19, 2013 20:42:18 GMT -5
Sure.
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Post by mdfriend on Aug 19, 2013 20:45:55 GMT -5
Or I am here good Doctor, can knock a couple of us off your list Dr. Monroe |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 20:50:12 GMT -5
Excellent. There have been quite a few accusations deceit on the forum today. So my question to you is simple. Are you really Canadian, or have you been lying to us the whole time? |
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Post by Lamson on Aug 19, 2013 20:56:52 GMT -5
Excellent. There have been quite a few accusations deceit on the forum today. So my question to you is simple. Are you really Canadian, or have you been lying to us the whole time?Hmm...your question is deceptively simple, making me think that you yourself might be deceiving. How to respond then? With patriotic vigor? With a half truth meant to confuse? Yes. Yes, I am Canadian. And I'll have you Yankees remember that. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 21:04:04 GMT -5
Interesting choice. Based on all the stereotypes empirically collected data I have found on your national character - a love for hockey, reverence for grammar, a tolerance for cold weather, disinterest in badge culture, and a gentlemanly interest in history all point to a Canadian heritage. However, your blatant disregard for rules, unabashed lewd sexual acts disguised as popular dances, propensity towards flammable objects, cleverly executed interrogation skills, well timed entrances, and the constant need to use the word “merkin” remind me of another notorious forum member… I do believe that given the current climate of the forum in regard to identity theft, Lamson may not actually exist. I do believe you are quite possibly A Bad Example pretending to be a Canadian. Insane |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 21:10:58 GMT -5
Ah mdfriend you are next. I see you have already be anticipating this conversation. So maybe we need to take a more phenomenological approach to your session. |
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Post by mdfriend on Aug 19, 2013 21:11:22 GMT -5
Oh, I am here
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Post by mdfriend on Aug 19, 2013 21:15:23 GMT -5
Now while I am technically a cyborg I have issue with that part...it is weak. The fundamental feature of Dalek culture and psychology is an unquestioned belief in the superiority of the Dalek race.. Our default directive is to destroy all non-Dalek life-forms. Other species are either to be exterminated immediately or enslaved and then exterminated once they are no longer useful, which is generally rather quickly.
Our society is depicted as one of extreme scientific and technological advancement; the Third Doctor states that "it was their inventive genius that made them one of the greatest powers in the universe."
So my point is why do humans insist on trying to make me human, that is a disgusting and revolting state of being.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 21:26:47 GMT -5
I see...you have access to widely available public information about yourself via the Internet. I hope I am not violating too many HIPPA protocols revealing that information.
When I say phenomenological, maybe we should think about Lacan's mirror analogy. Lacan postulates that one's experience of oneself is like looking in a mirror. Although each life form intrinsically knows themselves and knows that others cannot replicate their exact emotions or experiences, their image of themselves is heavily influenced by their either real or perceived projections of how others view them. Thus creating a bit of a paradox...are there any true unadulterated images of oneself, or are they constantly being forced to adapt to a predetermined social binary.
So my question to you is
Why do you care what humans think?
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Post by Lamson on Aug 19, 2013 21:34:51 GMT -5
Interesting choice. Based on all the stereotypes empirically collected data I have found on your national character - a love for hockey, reverence for grammar, a tolerance for cold weather, disinterest in badge culture, and a gentlemanly interest in history all point to a Canadian heritage. However, your blatant disregard for rules, unabashed lewd sexual acts disguised as popular dances, propensity towards flammable objects, cleverly executed interrogation skills, well timed entrances, and the constant need to use the word “merkin” remind me of another notorious forum member… I do believe that given the current climate of the forum in regard to identity theft, Lamson may not actually exist. I do believe you are quite possibly A Bad Example pretending to be a Canadian. InsaneInsane am I? Oh, I am. Ok. I feel that this diagnosis might have been prejudiced from the get go. I believe that Dr. Monroe might in fact be a closeted Canadian-phobe. My fellow Canucks might need our own wing of his house of horrors before he is done his reign of diagnosis error! But once we have all been incarcerated together, I will have my army of minions and will be ready to break out. In the meantime, I'm still willing to set up a co-sharing agreement with you, where I sell snake oil and you treat said effects of snake oil. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 21:38:41 GMT -5
Lamson this sounds like a good plan. Now I will give you the reigns to police the waiting room, it appears some unruly blue Canadians are trying to enter the office while I am with a patient.
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Post by mdfriend on Aug 19, 2013 21:39:16 GMT -5
Well Dr. Monroe, if you know anything of me you know we have attempted a human merge, rather successfully, our plans include total domination and annihilation. As Dalek I do not believe in binary, only Dalek. I only care of what a human may think of me in that I am trying to perfect my integration caliper, but at the same time it causes such self loathing and despair, the answer still comes down to extermination of all human emotion |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 21:43:56 GMT -5
Well Dr. Monroe, if you know anything of me you know we have attempted a human merge, rather successfully, our plans include total domination and annihilation. As Dalek I do not believe in binary, only Dalek. I only care of what a human may think of me in that I am trying to perfect my integration caliper, but at the same time it causes such self loathing and despair, the answer still comes down to extermination of all human emotion Your simple acknowledgement makes you more human than you might think. For this very reason you are obviously Not Insane |
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Post by mdfriend on Aug 19, 2013 21:47:18 GMT -5
Well Dr. Monroe, if you know anything of me you know we have attempted a human merge, rather successfully, our plans include total domination and annihilation. As Dalek I do not believe in binary, only Dalek. I only care of what a human may think of me in that I am trying to perfect my integration caliper, but at the same time it causes such self loathing and despair, the answer still comes down to extermination of all human emotion Your simple acknowledgement makes you more human than you might think. For this very reason you are obviously Not Insane But within my Dalek culture this would make me insane, whose rules am I to follow? What guidelines of sanity apply |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 21:51:30 GMT -5
Your simple acknowledgement makes you more human than you might think. For this very reason you are obviously Not Insane But within my Dalek culture this would make me insane, whose rules am I to follow? What guidelines of sanity apply These are questions that cannot be addressed in one sitting. However I can assure you with the proper funds we can work through this troubling issue. But it appears the waiting room is full. There is antagonizing nice man in the waiting room selling concessions. |
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Post by melly's hypno-troops on Aug 19, 2013 21:53:50 GMT -5
I'M HERE!!!!! You see, I went to sleep to stop myself from eating but I WAS EATING IN MY DREAM!!! I need help and quick.....  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 21:56:52 GMT -5
Now it appears Laughing Luigi and @yossarian are next on the list. However I have a feeling they are in the midst of a good round of dream analysis. I will give them a couple of minutes though. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 21:58:27 GMT -5
I'M HERE!!!!! You see, I went to sleep to stop myself from eating but I WAS EATING IN MY DREAM!!! I need help and quick..... Excellent my dear. Just give me a minute to spray this unruly cat. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 22:06:41 GMT -5
So melly's hypno-troops I hope this morning (?) is treating you well. You seem like such a delightful young woman with so much positive energy, a love for baked goods of all varieties, and delightful Asian pop music. But I have to ask a painful question...about the self-mutilation. Why do you insist on repeatedly smacking yourself in the face with a rake? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 22:14:34 GMT -5
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