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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 10:48:42 GMT -5
I still believe are waiting for an appointment. I'm not even sure if some of these people wanted a diagnosis, as much as they wanted the free refreshments offered at the support group. I was originally here for the appointment, but the refreshments were incredibly tasty, so I stayed. But then I guess I must've fallen asleep reading one of the magazines in your waiting room (did you know Brad Pitt is having an affair with Angelina Jolie?! It's breaking poor Jennifer Aniston's heart! That guy's a monster.). Anyway, I think I started hallucinating in my dreams. I remember the trees lost their leaves and there was lots of ghosts and GOO (don't even ask), and I kept hearing screams in the background and I couldn't figure out where they were coming from. And then suddenly the trees had leaves again, and then it started snowing for what seemed like forever. Then a million presents fell out of the sky and little elves would collect the same 10 each time no matter how many I knew were there. And! And!! And there was this godforsaken wheel I kept spinning and spinning and spinning and getting nothing! Gimme the freaking yeti, I would scream, but it wouldn't happen. I would cry and despair and vow to walk outside, but I couldn't seem to look away. And then the craziest part of all was that I dreamed that EA gave me a few free donuts. And somehow I was okay with that. So, in short, after all this time, I was able to self-diagnose: I am clearly insane. But I'd be happy to hear your thoughts on the matter, Dr. Monroe, if for no other reason than to smile and nod. I enjoy smiling and nodding, these days. . (Although I don't know if that's going to help you with the good doctor.  ) |
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Post by simbass on Jan 27, 2014 11:30:01 GMT -5
Can you please sign me up for appointment please I thing I've been/I'm abducted by aliens Every night I lose conscious for few hours and see and.hear the things, I'm literally somewhere else when should be in bed... But "they" always place me back in my bed. Every morning Please help I attach.photo of myself  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 15:41:04 GMT -5
Doctor, I need an appoinment stat!! I have PTSD TSTO! I have nightmares of EA coming into my room every night and fondling my wallet! I'm terrified to go to sleep, I feel like this is ruining my everyday life, I can't leave the house without seeing dollar signs bouncing above houses, and the paranoia is getting really bad, I have this horrible fear of being smashed by a big yellow bus that looks like a finger.
What should I do? For now, I'm sitting in my tub, holding my ankles with my head down, under a blanket with a flashlight, with a cookie and a sharpy!
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Post by Sprinkles, the FoolishDoughnut on Jan 27, 2014 21:43:53 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe I am ready for my diagnosis....I think, anyway! I'm not sure which one of you that I'm seeing is real!
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Post by Erin on Feb 1, 2014 14:31:00 GMT -5
Dr. MonroeI currently reside at Calmwood, you see. At this point I am just wandering the halls and will continue to do so until you say I am not crazy. I'm not crazy. Oh wait, maybe I am crazy. Hold on, I need to talk to myself about this... Well I am quoting myself Dr. Monroe. But I am clearly sane, just residing at Calmwood as always, but am thinking of moving into the Wax Museum. I hear the company is nice and quiet there. I cannot hear over Duff Dawg mad mod-skills anymore  I am quoting myself again, I seem to keep missing you. Duff Dawg says I'm sane. His office is fragrant. |
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Post by ThorButtockth on Feb 1, 2014 15:36:09 GMT -5
I don't think it's a coincidence, Dr. Monroe, that you took your vacation the day after I made my appointment to see you. If you didn't want my bare buttocks on your upholstery, you could have just asked politely and I probably would've worn something to cover up my bottom half... I think I have a pair of jeggings around here somewhere. You didn't have to leave for a few months in hopes that I'd forget about my appointment and would never ask for another one. Fortunately for you, the problems I had cleared up during your absence... someone hit my head with a snowball back in December and that seemed to clear things up. Although, I do seem to have a newly-developed sense of hubris and self-importance, thinking your absence revolved solely around me.  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Feb 1, 2014 16:03:50 GMT -5
ThorButtockth. I'm quite glad to hear of your recent turn toward improved psychological health. No need to be concerned about skin contact with the furniture. Frankly, after this morning's events I'm giving serious consideration to covering the whole office in plastic and hosing it down every evening. As for my absence, I found myself invited to speak on a conference panel in Toronto focusing on "Furries - Fun or Psychosis". Oddly enough, I found myself bumping into Peruhomer in the lobby. Well after a few drinks, we decided to toilet paper Rob Ford's house. Next thing I know, several weeks have passed, Justin Beiber is giving Peruhomer mouth-to-mouth pool side, and I have a vague memory of the Mayor giving me a lap dance. Needless to say, I needed a few days before coming back to work.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Feb 1, 2014 16:09:35 GMT -5
It doesn't appear that anyone is in dire need of therapy today. Perhaps every one is too busy building snack stadiums for their Super Bowl parties. I'm off to snap a few selfies for my twitter account and then wash the smell out of my hair. I may try to open the office for a few select night time sessions.
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Post by ThorButtockth on Feb 1, 2014 16:30:27 GMT -5
ThorButtockth. I'm quite glad to hear of your recent turn toward improved psychological health. No need to be concerned about skin contact with the furniture. Frankly, after this morning's events I'm giving serious consideration to covering the whole office in plastic and hosing it down every evening. As for my absence, I found myself invited to speak on a conference panel in Toronto focusing on "Furries - Fun or Psychosis". Oddly enough, I found myself bumping into Peruhomer in the lobby. Well after a few drinks, we decided to toilet paper Rob Ford's house. Next thing I know, several weeks have passed, Justin Beiber is giving Peruhomer mouth-to-mouth pool side, and I have a vague memory of the Mayor giving me a lap dance. Needless to say, I needed a few days before coming back to work. Ah, sounds like the perfect Toronto vacation. Well, except for maybe Rob Ford giving you a lap dance. He's previously shown to be quite clumsy... I'd imagine, especially if he took a hit of crack beforehand, a lap dance from him would mostly involve him rolling around on the ground. Bieber's a cute girl though, I'm sure Peruhomer enjoyed the poolside frolicking. |
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Post by Biff-Bam Bindi on Feb 1, 2014 19:05:10 GMT -5
It doesn't appear that anyone is in dire need of therapy today. Perhaps every one is too busy building snack stadiums for their Super Bowl parties. I'm off to snap a few selfies for my twitter account and then wash the smell out of my hair. I may try to open the office for a few select night time sessions. If you're hanging out with Rob Ford & Bieber you should go to the hall of mirrors & take a good hard look at yourself...it sounds like it's time for us to put YOU on the couch, you're clearly unbalanced! Or just reeeeeally drunk..  |
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Post by Sprinkles, the FoolishDoughnut on Feb 5, 2014 6:57:37 GMT -5
@drmonroe ....I am so confused and so sad. I don't know how to see you for real, but I see you haunting my house, walking in my halls. But I see my Grampa too....cause he died yesterday and I wasn't there, cause iLife in another country and my spinal injuries won't let me be able to get on a plane and fly for 36 hours. I am so alone, I have to get out of this house, literally, on March 3rd because I am moving, and the the two people who were supposed to help me move have now backed out, 1 because he had a mild heart spasm, (fair enough) and the other cause he met a girl and wants to get laid over the weekend. I'm losing my mind, Doctor. I'm talking to my cats, and they're talking back....I could really use the comfort of knowing I really am "Insane" and can addd it to my resume and prove it to people. *sobs*
"For real" = online at the same time to play the Insanity check game for the badge-thing! )
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Post by Sprinkles, the FoolishDoughnut on Feb 10, 2014 6:34:20 GMT -5
Doctor Monroe??
Did I drive him away already? Does that mean I'm insane??
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Post by Duff Dawg on Feb 10, 2014 18:35:49 GMT -5
Doctor Monroe?? Did I drive him away already? Does that mean I'm insane?? No need to fear Dr Duff Dawgs here (Ha that rhymed I'm awesome) Mhmm I see after looking at this torn up cereal box I stole from the rat I'm pretending is your chart I can see you are Clearly Not Insane! Yep ur fine that'll be $250 |
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Post by Sprinkles, the FoolishDoughnut on Feb 11, 2014 2:44:05 GMT -5
Doctor Monroe?? Did I drive him away already? Does that mean I'm insane?? No need to fear Dr Duff Dawgs here (Ha that rhymed I'm awesome) Mhmm I see after looking at this torn up cereal box I stole from the rat I'm pretending is your chart I can see you are Clearly Not Insane! Yep ur fine that'll be $250 Well, nuts. (Ha-ha, get it....? Heh he....) =D Can't blame a Doughnut for trying! I hoped I was insane, but I am merely Foolish...perhaps brain-smoothed after all the packing I have done for my move! Only three more weeks and this Doughnut will be in her own house, and be able to "pay" her fee.... |
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Post by KJ78 on Feb 12, 2014 1:49:31 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe I feel as though I'm the only sane person surrounded by stupidity. You see, I come here or go to a good friends house for intelligent conversation. Sadly, our schedules don't match up very well, so it's rare we are able to talk rather than text. I'm surrounded by idiots at work who wouldn't know their own ass if it wasn't what they sat on for half of their shifts. And here I am, intolerant to ignorance and laziness. I fear I'm losing my mind also as valentines is approaching and I'm yet again single and "feeling as blue as a smurf." Sure there's some potential with one person, but god only knows. Btw, I'm a naturally anxious person with OCD, also known as a perfectionist with severe anxiety.
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Post by Captain Pao on Feb 19, 2014 13:36:47 GMT -5
So wait.. i read through all 27 pages of this and all i got is that people want another badge? Y'all are CERTIFIABLE!!!
can i have one too? I swear I don't have conversations with myself THAT often.
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Post by minky on Feb 19, 2014 14:16:33 GMT -5
So wait.. i read through all 27 pages of this and all i got is that people want another badge? Y'all are CERTIFIABLE!!! can i have one too? I swear I don't have conversations with myself THAT often.You read through all 27 pages - YOU're certifiable too!!  I don't have a solitary badge but I am procrastinating making an appointment - just like in "real" life! |
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Post by Captain Pao on Feb 19, 2014 14:25:37 GMT -5
You read through all 27 pages - YOU're certifiable too!! Maaaaaybe? But only a little.  |
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Post by minky on Feb 19, 2014 14:31:48 GMT -5
You read through all 27 pages - YOU're certifiable too!! Maaaaaybe? But only a little. And no more than anyone else here…. |
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Post by minky on Feb 22, 2014 16:53:04 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe, may I please have an appointment? I suffer from creeping heebie-jeebies, compound paranoia, and debilitating indecision about the smallest things. And I don't think my real-life shrink likes me. (Or maybe I just don't like HIM. Either way, I owe him money so I can't make an appointment with him til I catch up, so that shows how much he really cares about my well-being.) You kind of remind me of my first shrink. (You always remember your first.) I liked him.
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Post by HobbesIsReal on Feb 22, 2014 20:31:43 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe...Can you help me???? I never had any issues until I started playing TSTO and joined this forum. It all started with a mild case of attraction and then grew into semi serious case of addiction, but now I fear my issues have grown out of my control and branched out..... It all now starts with a serious case of the psychosomatic illness Stendhal Syndrome that causes my heartbeat to beat rapidly, followed by dizziness, confusion and even hallucinations when an I am exposed to TSTO designed art, usually when the art is particularly ‘beautiful’ or a large amount of art is in a single town.... I have no doubt that I also have Capgras Delusion that I am sure you know is a rare disorder in which I have a delusional belief that an acquaintance, usually a Springfield Neighbor or other close TSTO Forum member, has been replaced by an identical looking impostor. I have no doubt that @mars used to be @ray!!!! They say this is most common in patients with schizophrenia, although it occurs in those with dementia, or after a brain injury.....none of which I can remember if I have or not.... At the same time I have the exact opposite of the Capgras Delusion – the Fregoli Delusion where I have a undeniably strong delusional belief that different TSTO Forum Members are in fact a single person who changes appearance or is in disguise....like undoubtly Duff Dawg and A Bad Example .... ....life was so much easier before TSTO entered my life!!!!!
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Post by Duff Dawg on Feb 22, 2014 21:25:02 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe...Can you help me???? I never had any issues until I started playing TSTO and joined this forum. It all started with a mild case of attraction and then grew into semi serious case of addiction, but now I fear my issues have grown out of my control and branched out..... It all now starts with a serious case of the psychosomatic illness Stendhal Syndrome that causes my heartbeat to beat rapidly, followed by dizziness, confusion and even hallucinations when an I am exposed to TSTO designed art, usually when the art is particularly ‘beautiful’ or a large amount of art is in a single town.... I have no doubt that I also have Capgras Delusion that I am sure you know is a rare disorder in which I have a delusional belief that an acquaintance, usually a Springfield Neighbor or other close TSTO Forum member, has been replaced by an identical looking impostor. I have no doubt that @mars used to be @ray!!!! They say this is most common in patients with schizophrenia, although it occurs in those with dementia, or after a brain injury.....none of which I can remember if I have or not.... At the same time I have the exact opposite of the Capgras Delusion – the Fregoli Delusion where I have a undeniably strong delusional belief that different TSTO Forum Members are in fact a single person who changes appearance or is in disguise....like undoubtly Duff Dawg and A Bad Example .... ....life was so much easier before TSTO entered my life!!!!! I Dr Duff Dawg have to declare you Insane! But not because of what u just said I dunno there were a lot of words there an yea I couldn't pay attention But I just can't trust the mental state of someone who thinks a stuffed tiger is real |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2014 23:12:28 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe...Can you help me???? I never had any issues until I started playing TSTO and joined this forum. It all started with a mild case of attraction and then grew into semi serious case of addiction, but now I fear my issues have grown out of my control and branched out..... It all now starts with a serious case of the psychosomatic illness Stendhal Syndrome that causes my heartbeat to beat rapidly, followed by dizziness, confusion and even hallucinations when an I am exposed to TSTO designed art, usually when the art is particularly ‘beautiful’ or a large amount of art is in a single town.... I have no doubt that I also have Capgras Delusion that I am sure you know is a rare disorder in which I have a delusional belief that an acquaintance, usually a Springfield Neighbor or other close TSTO Forum member, has been replaced by an identical looking impostor. I have no doubt that @mars used to be @ray!!!! They say this is most common in patients with schizophrenia, although it occurs in those with dementia, or after a brain injury.....none of which I can remember if I have or not.... At the same time I have the exact opposite of the Capgras Delusion – the Fregoli Delusion where I have a undeniably strong delusional belief that different TSTO Forum Members are in fact a single person who changes appearance or is in disguise....like undoubtly Duff Dawg and A Bad Example .... ....life was so much easier before TSTO entered my life!!!!! Well, who the hell am I? Oh wait, I'm Indy. Er well, I use to be. And on a certain Game of Thrones forum, what was I there again? Oh wait, that's crazy talk and I am most definitely sane. But I'll be glad to visit you at Calmwood HobbesIsReal. Look, I fixed it up real nice for you. I even put Kudos there to greet you. At least I think she's there.   |
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Post by minky on Mar 16, 2014 19:42:22 GMT -5
Where is Dr. Monroe??? He hasn't seen any patients since February 1st. Of course, if I were him I'd probably change my name, stop taking new cases, & take a month & a half off. I can't begrudge him his unalienable right NOT to associate himself with potential lunatics. Can someone in his office get me a referral? |
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