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Post by JoeBeezy on Jan 24, 2014 17:01:31 GMT -5
Whoa, help! I think i see things! Is that real? Is the one and only doc back?  Since Dr. Monroe was on vacation I ran out of pills very quick. Well, I think I didn't read the note "only 1/day"... Was an interesting day! But then I had to get my pills from that guy in the back of my favorite pub. But there must've been something wrong. I have breasts now and love the bridget jones movies. I would encourage you to consult your "pharmacist" about your condition, who judging from your emoticon I am guessing might be JoeBeezy. You may also need to look in the mirror, enlarged mammaries appear to be the least of your troubles. Hey he said his favorite pub not moe's so it couldn't have been me |
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Post by Bekah on Jan 24, 2014 17:08:54 GMT -5
Dear Dr. Monroe, I've been quietly waiting for an appointment since last September. I hope you will be able to help me, you see, "I've stopped taking those pills that make me nice!!" |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 17:11:21 GMT -5
Dear Dr. Monroe, I've been quietly waiting for an appointment since last September. I hope you will be able to help me, you see, "I've stopped taking those pills that make me nice!!" Yes you have. I will see you next. I am working on the list of past due appointments, you are in the first group I was going to tag. |
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Post by Bekah on Jan 24, 2014 17:15:40 GMT -5
Dear Dr. Monroe, I've been quietly waiting for an appointment since last September. I hope you will be able to help me, you see, "I've stopped taking those pills that make me nice!!" Yes you have. I will see you next. I am working on the list of past due appointments, you are in the first group I was going to tag. Thank you sir, I know my family, friends & coworkers will appreciate any help you can give me. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 17:15:55 GMT -5
My next two in line at the moment are Bekah and Swanky. Then I may need to take a moment for libation. I also want to organize my list so I don't miss anyone who may have reached a crisis stage. |
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Post by A Bad Example on Jan 24, 2014 17:19:20 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe, you may want to pursue Moe Szyslak. He wandered by earlier carrying a shotgun muttering about degenerates, dead beets, and that he needed a date.
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Post by Waylen on Jan 24, 2014 18:09:40 GMT -5
I burst in on the good Dr. but was scolded and told to go make an appointment and wait my turn.  |
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Post by A Bad Example on Jan 24, 2014 18:12:20 GMT -5
I burst in on the good Dr. but was scolded and told to go make an appointment and wait my turn. Watch out for Lamson. Rumor has it that he doesn't turn a profit on the elixir. Instead, after you pass out he hawks your internal organs on eBay. I think this is what happened to solardragon. |
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Post by Waylen on Jan 24, 2014 18:14:28 GMT -5
I burst in on the good Dr. but was scolded and told to go make an appointment and wait my turn. Watch out for Lamson. Rumor has it that he doesn't turn a profit on the elixir. Instead, after you pass out he hawks your internal organs on eBay. I think this is what happened to solardragon. Whose kidneys do you think I'm pumping booze through right now? My own? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 18:21:15 GMT -5
Well I must head off to attend happy hour and important Congressional event. I will have the staff lock my office for the moment, but Swanky please tag me and I will see you first upon return. Waylen I will have time for you later as well and I will start compiling a list of all my lost sheep. Cheers for now. |
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Post by Duff Dawg on Jan 24, 2014 18:39:51 GMT -5
For those who don't feel like waiting I'll be giving my expert diagnosises outside in the alley way behind Monroe's office building (aka the longest thread on the forum) at a much cheaper price
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Post by Duff Dawg on Jan 24, 2014 18:41:13 GMT -5
See I have Dr in my username I am the real thing, I'll also answer to Dr. D
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2014 18:48:47 GMT -5
Don't trust him!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2014 18:51:02 GMT -5
For those who don't feel like waiting I'll be giving my expert diagnosises outside in the alley way behind Monroe's office building (aka the longest thread on the forum) at a much cheaper price Yes, but do you come with a badge Duff Dawg ?  |
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Post by Swanky on Jan 24, 2014 19:05:31 GMT -5
I took a nap Dr. Monroe you can tag me whenever you come back. |
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Post by Duff Dawg on Jan 24, 2014 19:38:53 GMT -5
For those who don't feel like waiting I'll be giving my expert diagnosises outside in the alley way behind Monroe's office building (aka the longest thread on the forum) at a much cheaper price Yes, but do you come with a badge Duff Dawg ? No, BUT I can take current badges away from ppl who don't come to me |
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Post by user formerly known as bs03 on Jan 24, 2014 19:46:24 GMT -5
My husband constantly quotes Einstein to me ("Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.") but I keep playing TSTO anyway. I have 3 towns going.
We won't even mention any of the other things in my life that fall into this as well.
I swear that I am the sane one and others are the crazies.
Can I have a sanity note please?
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Post by Lamson on Jan 24, 2014 20:35:40 GMT -5
I burst in on the good Dr. but was scolded and told to go make an appointment and wait my turn. Watch out for Lamson. Rumor has it that he doesn't turn a profit on the elixir. Instead, after you pass out he hawks your internal organs on eBay. I think this is what happened to solardragon. HEY!!! I won't abide by this slander (or is it libel? I can never recall)!!! I make quite a nice profit off of my Elixir. Oh, and I absolutely do NOT sell organs on ebay. I dry them out and grind them into a fine powder that is then mixed into my Elixir. Did you never wonder what the "Other medicinal ingredients" on the label referred to? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 21:25:18 GMT -5
Ah I have returned for a short round of evening sessions. I will post a list of who I believe are still my patients in waiting. However I do understand if some of them have been relocated to rehab after overdosing on Lamson's special sauce or have been rushed to the emergency room after contracting tetanus and/or hepatitis after frequenting that public toilet that Duff Dawg calls an "office." I ask once the Insanity tests begin clients should keep their chatter in the Appointment (i.e. waiting room) thread and do not enter the Diagnosis thread until you are called. It is hard to follow the conversation at hand and it violates HIPPA, not that I am particularly concerned with professional ethics. If chatter persists in the Diagnosis thread, I will be forced to chase down the slumlords a member of management to lock the thread and move the extra posts to the Electroshock Therapy Room. At which point I will just toss your request into which ever order I choose, not because I want you to learn patience, but because I am an asshole. |
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Post by Duff Dawg on Jan 24, 2014 21:31:11 GMT -5
Ah I have returned for a short round of evening sessions. I will post a list of who I believe are still my patients in waiting. However I do understand if some of them have been relocated to rehab after overdosing on Lamson's special sauce or have been rushed to the emergency room after contracting tetanus and/or hepatitis after frequenting that public toilet that Duff Dawg calls an "office." I ask once the Insanity tests begin clients should keep their chatter in the Appointment (i.e. waiting room) thread and do not enter the Diagnosis thread until you are called. It is hard to follow the conversation at hand and it violates HIPPA, not that I am particularly concerned with professional ethics. If chatter persists in the Diagnosis thread, I will be forced to chase down the slumlords a member of management to lock the thread and move the extra posts to the Electroshock Therapy Room. At which point I will just toss your request into which ever order I choose, not because I want you to learn patience, but because I am an asshole. They have locked up the public bathroom on me, I have claimed the dumpster in the alley outside ur office as my office now |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 21:36:15 GMT -5
Ah I have returned for a short round of evening sessions. I will post a list of who I believe are still my patients in waiting. However I do understand if some of them have been relocated to rehab after overdosing on Lamson's special sauce or have been rushed to the emergency room after contracting tetanus and/or hepatitis after frequenting that public toilet that Duff Dawg calls an "office." I ask once the Insanity tests begin clients should keep their chatter in the Appointment (i.e. waiting room) thread and do not enter the Diagnosis thread until you are called. It is hard to follow the conversation at hand and it violates HIPPA, not that I am particularly concerned with professional ethics. If chatter persists in the Diagnosis thread, I will be forced to chase down the slumlords a member of management to lock the thread and move the extra posts to the Electroshock Therapy Room. At which point I will just toss your request into which ever order I choose, not because I want you to learn patience, but because I am an asshole. They have locked up the public bathroom on me, I have claimed the dumpster in the alley outside ur office as my office now Well as long as you hose it down after you use it, I suppose it is of no consequence to me. I only rent the building, I do believe the admin own it. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 21:53:11 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2014 21:57:36 GMT -5
Hello Dr. Monroe . Free refreshments? Count me in. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 22:13:07 GMT -5
Hello Dr. Monroe . Free refreshments? Count me in. I can take your appointment after Waylon. If he is not in a coma that is. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Jan 24, 2014 23:26:23 GMT -5
Well it appears that no one else is answering my role call tonight, so it's time to hit the club. My associates will be around shortly to pass out meds and badges. I will return after the weekend to see who washes up in Duff Dawg's dumpster after several days of partying. |
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Tatum: dear god y r we fighting. God: cuz u touch yourself at night. 
