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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 12:35:46 GMT -5
 Welcome to the Calmwood Mental Hospital Psychiatric Rehabilitation Facility automated appointment thread. If you are here to schedule an appointment with Dr. Monroe for the Insanity Test then please post your information below so that we can better facilitate your request. If you are not here for the Insanity Test, then move along there is nothing for you to see. Feel free to state your reason for seeking assistance, however be warned that our team of highly trained professionals will very likely ignore your requests and concerns. Due to the overwhelming volume of requests at our facility, we are sorry to inform you that we cannot guarantee an appointment time that would best suit your schedule. So please be patient, resist the urge to break or vandalize our property since we rent all office decor, and help yourself to our fine collection of celebrity gossip magazines from 2007. Please feel free to socialize with other patients in this space as it gives the Doctor a better understanding of your personality disorders. However we politely ask that you resist the urge to barge in on other patients appointments. Dr. Monroe's inferiority complex acute sensitivity to patients' needs for privacy often causes him to fly into a rage become a bit ruffled. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 12:36:18 GMT -5
More information will be posted shortly. I will be taking notes.
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Post by Peruhomer on Aug 19, 2013 12:38:08 GMT -5
I think we would all feel a little more comfortable if the image you are using to show your couch was not in fact a gravestone. To be precise, your gravestone...
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Post by BatusiMan on Aug 19, 2013 12:38:45 GMT -5
I starting to believe I might not really be Batman! Can ya help me doc?!?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2013 12:41:29 GMT -5
Doc, I'm suffering from a lack of theme parks. Can you help me?
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Post by lakooo on Aug 19, 2013 12:47:31 GMT -5
I spend an alarming amount of time on this forum laughing uncontrollably, and I feel compelled to "Like" and "Krusty" tag most posts. Should I be worried, Dr. Monroe? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 12:48:58 GMT -5
I think we would all feel a little more comfortable if the image you are using to show your couch was not in fact a gravestone. To be precise, your gravestone... Discomfort with death is not uncommon. I think it is important that you explore these feelings. However if other images may make you more comfortable (kittens and puppies maybe?) I would be more than open to exploring office decor to put you at ease. Now I am off to talk to some eager (and hopefully paying patients). |
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Post by melly's hypno-troops on Aug 19, 2013 12:58:42 GMT -5
I only think about food. People post pictures of food and I lick my laptop screen. I have a dozen or so snacks in front of me right now. I can't stop. I even dream about food. It's everywhere.  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2013 13:13:02 GMT -5
I used to Be an adventurer untill I took an arrow to the knee  now I have visions of dragons burning down my village. Any help Dr Monroe? |
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Post by mdfriend on Aug 19, 2013 13:14:08 GMT -5
Is this where I make the appointment for STD testing? Can I as a robot get those?
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Post by JustForFunzo on Aug 19, 2013 13:14:22 GMT -5
Doc, I think I'm addicted to badges. Every time a new badge comes out, I need to get one. Sadly, I lack the talent to get some of the badges, but my addiction is so bad, I've thought about going back to school to learn these skills. Or pay someone to do it for me. If there was a badge for sexual predators, I'd still want it!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2013 13:16:05 GMT -5
I still think I'm some kinda president dude! Also I think I'm german.
Any help?
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Post by Morganbaby1016 on Aug 19, 2013 13:18:52 GMT -5
I would like an appointment but I have so many issues that I would need to book an entire day with you to tell you my problems?
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Post by lakooo on Aug 19, 2013 13:19:25 GMT -5
Is this where I make the appointment for STD testing? Can I as a robot get those? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 13:27:10 GMT -5
Is this where I make the appointment for STD testing? Can I as a robot get those? I'm sorry we do not offer those types of screenings in this facility. However here are some informative pamphlets that may help you make some informed decisions. The second one focuses on plug safety and may be particularly helpful to the robots in our community.   |
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Post by mdfriend on Aug 19, 2013 13:33:10 GMT -5
Is this where I make the appointment for STD testing? Can I as a robot get those? I'm sorry we do not offer those types of screenings in this facility. However here are some informative pamphlets that may help you make some informed decisions. The second one focuses on plug safety and may be particularly helpful the the robots in our community. Maybe we could discuss my fear of anthropomorphism? |
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Post by Lamson on Aug 19, 2013 13:34:16 GMT -5
Doc, I have the uncontrolled need to keep dancing the macarena, all the while making smart ass remarks.
Also, I sometimes think I may be a unicorn.
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Post by Hulk on Aug 19, 2013 13:37:58 GMT -5
Doctor Doctor give me the news,
I've got a bad case of loving you!
No pill's gonna cure my ill
Help me!
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Post by mdfriend on Aug 19, 2013 13:39:39 GMT -5
Doc, I have the uncontrolled need to keep dancing the macarena, all the while making smart ass remarks. Also, I sometimes think I may be a unicorn. like this kind of unicorn? Urban Dictionary |
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Post by Laughing Luigi on Aug 19, 2013 13:39:58 GMT -5
Do I get a badge for making an appointment...?   |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2013 13:40:53 GMT -5
To me, all Rorschach cards look like fish and an Italian prostitute keeps chasing me around, trying to kill me. Also, my best friend sells Egyptian Cotton dripped in chocolate. Could it be serious?
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Post by BatusiMan on Aug 19, 2013 13:41:49 GMT -5
Do I get a badge for making an appointment...? No you get a badge after you have your appointment with him, like my shiny new "Certified Sane" badg....wait a minute... |
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Post by Laughing Luigi on Aug 19, 2013 13:44:18 GMT -5
Do I get a badge for making an appointment...? No you get a badge after you have your appointment with him, like my shiny new "Certified Sane" badg....wait a minute... OK, I'd better have an appointment... I seem to have an uncontrollable need to post on the forum, it's starting to rule my life... I constantly find myself sitting on my hands in order to stop myself posting... not wait, that's to stop that other thing  sshhhh! |
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Post by Peruhomer on Aug 19, 2013 13:51:51 GMT -5
I would like an appointment to find out whether or not I am really me or if in reality, I am just one of President Dude´s old forum accounts.
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Post by Chrisp530 on Aug 19, 2013 13:58:29 GMT -5
I'd like to make an appointment but I'm going bowling in Venice yup shit... I think it's happening to me too sign me up |
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