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Post by Duff Dawg on Jan 24, 2014 23:48:24 GMT -5
Well it appears that no one else is answering my role call tonight, so it's time to hit the club. My associates will be around shortly to pass out meds and badges. I will return after the weekend to see who washes up in Duff Dawg's dumpster after several days of partying. Weekend Dumpster Party!!! |
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Post by A Bad Example on Jan 24, 2014 23:54:41 GMT -5
For those of you feeling good about being Not Insane, please note that so am I.
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Post by stacykan on Jan 24, 2014 23:56:17 GMT -5
For those of you feeling good about being Not Insane, please note that so am I. Well shit.  |
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Post by Waylen on Jan 25, 2014 0:26:36 GMT -5
For those of you feeling good about being Not Insane, please note that so am I. Well shit. Agreed. But let's remember, just because you're eccentric doesn't mean you're insane. |
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Post by Fraggle on Jan 25, 2014 0:30:11 GMT -5
Well it appears that no one else is answering my role call tonight, so it's time to hit the club. My associates will be around shortly to pass out meds and badges. I will return after the weekend to see who washes up in Duff Dawg's dumpster after several days of partying. Weekend Dumpster Party!!! I see a late night weekend thread before the next round of storms hit. I think I saw brettolmsted sliding around the streets on the news tonight. |
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Post by Chrisp530 on Jan 25, 2014 0:35:04 GMT -5
Well shit. Agreed. But let's remember, just because you're eccentric doesn't mean you're insane. I'd like to refute your theory with the following top 3 results obtained from typing eccentric into google image search    |
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Post by Waylen on Jan 25, 2014 0:44:11 GMT -5
Agreed. But let's remember, just because you're eccentric doesn't mean you're insane. I'd like to refute your theory with the following top 3 results obtained from typing eccentric into google image search I'm sure all of those people have perfectly good reasons to be dressed like that. Plus, in case you missed it there is a half naked picture of me as a drag queen elsewhere on this forum and I was clearly certified Not Insane. Got a nice shiny new badge to prove it. |
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Post by KJ78 on Jan 25, 2014 1:24:38 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe, I need an appointment. Canceled my last one as I thought you had left on an a "permanent" vacation. You see, my dreams feel like they're real, and life feels like a nightmare come alive. Wine and Xanax aren't helping and it's a bad combination. Also? I see trees In neighbors lawns and think "that looks like it came from the game!" Help me doc, please!
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Post by Biff-Bam Bindi on Jan 25, 2014 6:42:20 GMT -5
Hi Dr. Monroe, Can you please help me? I keep blurting out the C-word.....can't stop myself.....it's driving everyone crazy, so I think I need an appointment to get to the CORN.....sorry....crux of the problem. Can you CORN.....oh lordy.....please fit me in? Thank you |
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Post by jwlizard on Jan 25, 2014 7:16:10 GMT -5
I eagerly await a vacancy on the couch, Dr. Monroe |
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Post by Am4692 on Jan 25, 2014 7:42:29 GMT -5
I'm here (I think) is here relative to there? Then I'm there, or here I'm sure of that. Maybe. Dr. Monroe did you call me? It's been so long times passing so slow. Have you seen my shoe? I left it on the bus to there on my way to here. My sock was missing to but I might know where that is, if you like I can tell you. It all started when I was in then out, my mother told me to watch for cars but I wanted to go home. So I cought a train to catch a bus to go to the shops to get some butter for the pie I was making. So while I was at the beach the water touched my sand, so I yelled stop it'll drown. The sand was greatfull and showed me the shadows that I see at night. Long story short is a term that has it's origins set in the pass when people would say long story short. But my shoe was missing and my sock was on my hand. I know lucky right? |
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Post by Cas on Jan 25, 2014 9:21:34 GMT -5
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Post by AzzaSophia on Jan 25, 2014 11:16:37 GMT -5
I just went here because everyone else did. This just seems like the place to be.
I am completely sane. I live a rich life with my cats and my love of science. I may be no good at science, but I teach the subject, so everyone in the classroom knows less than me which makes me feel pretty good about what I do know.
As far as I can tell a woman with a love for cats and science is the sanest thing to be at this forum, so basically I just want your stamp to proove it 
Can I get an appointment?
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Post by Duff Dawg on Jan 25, 2014 11:24:18 GMT -5
I eagerly await a vacancy on the couch. Oh I am so sitting in on your appointment |
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Post by Erin on Jan 25, 2014 12:15:07 GMT -5
Dr. MonroeI currently reside at Calmwood, you see. At this point I am just wandering the halls and will continue to do so until you say I am not crazy. I'm not crazy. Oh wait, maybe I am crazy. Hold on, I need to talk to myself about this... Well I am quoting myself Dr. Monroe. But I am clearly sane, just residing at Calmwood as always, but am thinking of moving into the Wax Museum. I hear the company is nice and quiet there. I cannot hear over Duff Dawg mad mod-skills anymore  |
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Post by LOC on Jan 25, 2014 13:31:55 GMT -5
They say the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. I for one say I DO NOT have a Problem.   Only reason I am here is because I just came from here:  They said I needed to go see Dr. Monroe for a physical and see if all my nuts and bolts are screwed in even though I tell them I have no problem they said they need to hear it from a doctor... |
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Post by Stella "Red Locks" Fiddick on Jan 25, 2014 16:18:43 GMT -5
Well it appears that no one else is answering my role call tonight, so it's time to hit the club. My associates will be around shortly to pass out meds and badges. I will return after the weekend to see who washes up in Duff Dawg's dumpster after several days of partying. Don't get your knickers in a knot!! It is Australia day I am busy getting blind stinking drunk |
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Post by A Bad Example on Jan 25, 2014 18:26:16 GMT -5
Well it appears that no one else is answering my role call tonight, so it's time to hit the club. My associates will be around shortly to pass out meds and badges. I will return after the weekend to see who washes up in Duff Dawg's dumpster after several days of partying. Don't get your knickers in a knot!! It is Australia day I am busy getting blind stinking drunk First Dr. Monroe was clearly addressing you. Second, what does Australia Day have to do with getting blind stinking drunk? Since it is a holiday, shouldn't you do something different than normal? Like sobriety? |
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Post by Stella "Red Locks" Fiddick on Jan 25, 2014 18:42:13 GMT -5
Don't get your knickers in a knot!! It is Australia day I am busy getting blind stinking drunk First Dr. Monroe was clearly addressing you. Second, what does Australia Day have to do with getting blind stinking drunk? Since it is a holiday, shouldn't you do something different than normal? Like sobriety? Straya Day!!! It is today but tomorrow is the public holiday. It is my first paid public holiday in 2 years sooooooo..... Why not celebrate  plus we are all bogans soooo getting drunk EVERY day is cool for us |
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Post by monstamash on Jan 25, 2014 20:48:36 GMT -5
Wow doc. You really let me down. I mean, where have you been?! Ive followed you home before, so as soon as you stopped coming to your appointments I became worried for your safety and broke into your house to see if you were there. After spending a week sleeping in your bed without you coming home i became convinced of one of two things: 1. That, much like myself, one of your multiple personalities had taken you away to live a more exciting life elsewhere, or 2. You had never actually existed.
Anyway, I don't want to make you feel guilty or anything but during your absence I had a complete psychological breakdown and it was completely your fault. Remember my subconscious obsession with the Governator? It took a dark turn when I attempted to write a sequel to Junior titled 'Asta Lavista Baby 2'; this time Danny Devito is pregnant with clone twins and arnie is sent from the future to punch him in the stomach. I locked myself in the your basement for three months (nice collection of leather whips and boots by the way, fyi I never figured out what that machine with the hooks in the corner was for) to write the script. The only thing I did during that period that I'm proud of is writing that sex scene as my ending where Dr Alex and Dr Larry make up. I don't want to ruin it for anyone but lets just say it leaves the door open for another sequel.
Anyhoo, long story short, you are solely and completely responsible for all of my problems. When can i make an appointment so we can talk about how you neglected and abandoned me just like my parents, my friends and my cat?
Being weak in bed with the flu and being pumped full of medication will do that to you... writing long nonsensical comments on a forum I rarely frequent for a game I no longer play based on a tv show I no longer watch. But for a free refreshment and an appointment with a 'doctor' I'm there!
Ps- Does anyone know how I can get in touch with a network executive or a producer? Or even Danny Devito or the Governator himself? I may have been insane when I wrote it but I think I'm sitting on a gold mine.
Pps- Doc, if you find an arm in your basement you'll be happy to know it's not mine. You are free to keep it or dispose of it appropriately. And I'm sorry about the mess I made in your bed. You'll know what I mean when you see it (you'll probably smell it first).
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Post by Biff-Bam Bindi on Jan 25, 2014 22:38:40 GMT -5
First Dr. Monroe was clearly addressing you. Second, what does Australia Day have to do with getting blind stinking drunk? Since it is a holiday, shouldn't you do something different than normal? Like sobriety? Straya Day!!! It is today but tomorrow is the public holiday. It is my first paid public holiday in 2 years sooooooo..... Why not celebrate plus we are all bogans soooo getting drunk EVERY day is cool for us *clink* Cheers Stella "Red Locks" Fiddick!! for both today & tomorrow my fellow Aussie girl! Nice hot weather....firing up the BBQ....putting the drinks on ice......partaaaaay!! |
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Post by Cas on Jan 26, 2014 10:18:03 GMT -5
Stick me on the waiting list
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Post by YesGuy on Jan 26, 2014 10:27:53 GMT -5
Again you leave us for months and expect us to come crawling back to you at the drop of a hat, because you sir are right! And the "refreshments" you speak of ran out a long time ago but I guess that's what happens when they're laced with medication. Anyway I will continue to wait patiently for my turn whenever that comes!
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Post by dgwg on Jan 26, 2014 16:49:41 GMT -5
Hey Dr. Monroe, I've been hiding behind my brother's pic as an avatar but realized he never had anything intelligent to say. Now that I'm being myself this is all I feel like doing: Do you think I'll be a permanent dancing fool or do you have any calming advice? Edit: I'm free most days so if you have any cancellations I can drop by on short notice. I'm a little nervous about seeing Duff Dawg in the alley because of all the broken glass.
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Post by fspj on Jan 27, 2014 10:11:59 GMT -5
I still believe are waiting for an appointment. I'm not even sure if some of these people wanted a diagnosis, as much as they wanted the free refreshments offered at the support group. I was originally here for the appointment, but the refreshments were incredibly tasty, so I stayed. But then I guess I must've fallen asleep reading one of the magazines in your waiting room (did you know Brad Pitt is having an affair with Angelina Jolie?! It's breaking poor Jennifer Aniston's heart! That guy's a monster.). Anyway, I think I started hallucinating in my dreams. I remember the trees lost their leaves and there was lots of ghosts and GOO (don't even ask), and I kept hearing screams in the background and I couldn't figure out where they were coming from. And then suddenly the trees had leaves again, and then it started snowing for what seemed like forever. Then a million presents fell out of the sky and little elves would collect the same 10 each time no matter how many I knew were there. And! And!! And there was this godforsaken wheel I kept spinning and spinning and spinning and getting nothing! Gimme the freaking yeti, I would scream, but it wouldn't happen. I would cry and despair and vow to walk outside, but I couldn't seem to look away. And then the craziest part of all was that I dreamed that EA gave me a few free donuts. And somehow I was okay with that. So, in short, after all this time, I was able to self-diagnose: I am clearly insane. But I'd be happy to hear your thoughts on the matter, Dr. Monroe, if for no other reason than to smile and nod. I enjoy smiling and nodding, these days. |
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