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Post by Ciano..???? on Sept 15, 2013 10:30:55 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe Help !!! I woke up in a uniform bruised and all how am I going to go to the Miss Springfield pageant !!?? Shut up you slut we are going to army training no pageant !!! Dock help !!! I have been kidnapped by my multiple personality !!! Dr. MonroeDon't worry Doc I got this !! The slut will not bother you more I found someone who will take care of her cheep :wink: She said "slut" again.. Hehe..!! Funny word to say.. That is my new word of the day.. Today will be officially known as 'slut Sunday' for me..  Now back to your original programming..!!  |
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Post by fspj on Sept 15, 2013 11:09:40 GMT -5
Dear Dr. Monroe, I have been stranded alone on a deserted island for what seems like years. I've started talking to a volleyball. I need your help, so I came to your office, where I am now stranded alone for what seems like years reading a 2007 magazine about volleyballs. Please let me know if I'm sane or not. I need an appointment ASAP. And send dental supplies. No reason. Thanks. Fspj |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2013 15:16:56 GMT -5
Hello Dr. MonroeI hope none of my friends see me here but I think I could be a little laladoowat if you get what I mean First of all I wake up in the middle of the night wanting to play the game Second I act like a super hero from a cartoon |
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Post by r1c4 on Sept 17, 2013 0:58:34 GMT -5
Crap on a cracker, I was no where near the Internet on the 14th when my name was called. I only just learned they have the Internet on computers now.  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2013 1:27:24 GMT -5
Crap on a cracker, I was no where near the Internet on the 14th when my name was called. I only just learned they have the Internet on computers now. And you like rainbow farting unicorns. |
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Post by r1c4 on Sept 17, 2013 8:40:50 GMT -5
Crap on a cracker, I was no where near the Internet on the 14th when my name was called. I only just learned they have the Internet on computers now. And you like rainbow farting unicorns. Except when they have will-nots. Ruins the carpet entirely.  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2013 12:41:51 GMT -5
Hi Dr. Monroe, (or your secretary) Just calling in regards to an appointment I attempted to book a few days ago - I left a message, but you must be on holiday. Funny, because your answering machine makes no mention of this.I was just wondering if there was an on-call doctor that I could call to book an appointment. I apparently cannot take over the Fire Kingdom until I pass this sanity test. Please can you, or your office call me back and let me know. |
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Post by Fraggle on Sept 17, 2013 17:15:26 GMT -5
And you like rainbow farting unicorns. Except when they have will-nots. Ruins the carpet entirely. . |
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Post by Sprinkles, the FoolishDoughnut on Sept 21, 2013 3:02:32 GMT -5
Doc...I think I'm a Doughnut. And a kind of Foolish one at that--I make bad decisions, like buying boatloads of clones of myself, just to have pretend things. But that's not the worst of it.....I see RAVENS AND DOGS AND LIZARDS AND FUNZOS AND FROGPEOPLE THINGS and they are all talking to me and no one sees them but me, and I THINK I MAY NEED SOME HELP!!!!!!
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Post by Dev on Sept 22, 2013 21:20:21 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe, I seem to be spending far too much time on this forum and would like to request an appointment to see whether I am insane.
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Epic
Tire Fire 
Voted crappiest neighbour by menace1211 XD
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Post by Epic on Sept 23, 2013 14:07:12 GMT -5
Doc i have some serious problems with this monkey in my avatar i have been abducted by this space monkey and i just have a little time to write this before he comes back !!!
(I know i asked before but i couldnt get away from him then)
HELP ME!!!!!!!!
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Post by imfkool on Sept 23, 2013 20:54:00 GMT -5
Are we still booking appointments? If so I would like help with my cookie problem.
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Post by Sprinkles, the FoolishDoughnut on Sept 25, 2013 2:24:17 GMT -5
I dunno if anyone is doing appointments, but I'm just going to knock things off the counters and meow until someone wakes up and stops me from eating myself.....
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Post by fspj on Sept 26, 2013 9:45:37 GMT -5
Guys, is there any truth to the rumour that Dr. Monroe was sent to Calmwood Mental Hospital, where he now resides in a white padded room? And if so, when will he be out so he can evaluate my sanity? |
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Donut Dunker
#junior2 #makeithappen #arniedevitosexscene #arnie4oscar
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Post by monstamash on Oct 4, 2013 7:10:24 GMT -5
Doc, I find myself being randomly inappropriate to strangers on the internet for no apparent reason. I also can't help blurting out Arnie references. Not Arnie Pie either.. the other one. I think this passive aggressive behavior may have something to do with the trauma I experienced as a child in my first year of school. I had this rude and aggressive teacher who would shout at us, not allow us to use the bathroom and ask us weird questions about our fathers. Can't remember exactly what they were but he eventually got fired and was not allowed to come within fifty feet of a child for the next few decades. Needless to say ever since then I have had nightmares, bladder problems and frequent headaches and am still suffering the consequences. Can you help me, doc?
Ps- I may not be online but tag me a couple of times and I will appear.. like Beetlejuice.
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Post by jwlizard on Oct 8, 2013 10:45:01 GMT -5
Dear Doctor Monroe,
Recently, plastic pink flamingoes have been pressuring me into increasingly risky situations. I... they, asked me to acquire plutonium. They said it made the best green fairy EVER.
Should I bring lemons or limes?
Thanks for your help doc,
JW
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2013 10:53:45 GMT -5
Dear Doctor Monroe, Recently, plastic pink flamingoes have been pressuring me into increasingly risky situations. I... they, asked me to acquire plutonium. They said it made the best green fairy EVER. Should I bring lemons or limes? Thanks for your help doc, JW mojito? |
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Lurking for Donuts
They're out of my license tags!
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Post by Bort on Oct 10, 2013 14:30:28 GMT -5
Dear Dr. Monroe, I smell dead people. They smell surprisingly good, actually. Someone told me that this isn't normal, but I think they're wrong. So is it normal to be able to smell dead people and think they smell good? |
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Post by Am4692 on Oct 10, 2013 20:13:43 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe I've being sitting in this waiting room forever, overlooked, and forgotten about. Or maybe I'm invisible, OMG I'm invisible! Please don't sit on me, I'm here! I'm here! What's happening to me how long will this last? What's with all these strange lights sweeping across the room? Am I evan real? Are you all just a reality I've created in my head? Am I invisable because I'm hiding from myself? (Rocking back and forward) it's all a dream it's all a dream.
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Post by Ðxhealer on Oct 14, 2013 9:39:47 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe I need an appointment I have a weird urge to eat pick your brains
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Post by Lamson on Oct 15, 2013 8:38:04 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe I need an appointment I have a weird urge to eat pick your brains It might be hard to give in to that urge, as it seems that the "good" Dr. Monroe seems to have abandoned us here. It is strange that he did leave a sign for the forum before he left: "Abandon all hope ye who enter here." I'm sure he's just a really big fan of the Divine Comedy... |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2013 9:33:13 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe I need an appointment I have a weird urge to eat pick your brains It might be hard to give in to that urge, as it seems that the "good" Dr. Monroe seems to have abandoned us here. It is strange that he did leave a sign for the forum before he left: "Abandon all hope ye who enter here." I'm sure he's just a really big fan of the Divine Comedy... So who prescribes me my pills now? I think your elexir is only healthy combinated with the purple pills. |
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Post by Duff Dawg on Oct 19, 2013 13:13:22 GMT -5
Hey Dr. Monroe my 30 new personalitys and I wanna know if I'm still insane? |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2013 6:24:45 GMT -5
Hey Dr. Monroe my 30 new personalitys and I wanna know if I'm still insane? Everyone is ok, except the members with the usernames gxdawg and beechey! |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2013 7:46:45 GMT -5
I'm out for appointments, sorry!
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