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Post by Am4692 on Sept 12, 2013 21:25:02 GMT -5
Does this Dr actually exist? I have been sat here waiting forever.......oh a butterfly. It's almost like a real doctors surgery this. You get there, wait 50 million years then something might happen.......oh a fairy. |
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Post by TwiztidThorn on Sept 12, 2013 21:41:54 GMT -5
From the Desk of Dr. Marvin Monroe Dear Potential and Current Calmwood residents, Dr. Monroe is currently very busy watching a Bad Girls Club marathon conducting rigorous scientific research. He is not ignoring your requests for appointments, scratch that… we have no conclusive evidence that he is not ignoring you, however we believe that his absences are part of the evaluation and diagnosis process. Observing and recording your behavior and withholding badges may actually be part of a potential treatment regimen. Much like Santa Clause, he is watching whether you are naughty or nice. While Dr. Monroe does attempt to see each new case in the order that they are requested, time zones may conflict with his ability to access patients. Once again we cannot prove that he is not ignoring you, however more than likely if he calls another before you it may be related to his knowledge of hard to access time zones or the simple fact that you are not listed as “being online” when he is seeing new patients. Due to his busy schedule as an internationally recognized intellectual authority, the number of appointments Dr. Monroe can honor in a week is limited. Thank you for your time and impatience in this matter. Sincerely, Calmwood Administration and Staff The man in the pringle can said you were telling a lie. I will trust pringle man. He seems legit. |
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YesGuy
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Post by YesGuy on Sept 13, 2013 21:01:15 GMT -5
Do I really want to trust a doctor who vanished for years, presumed dead only to turn up with the excuse of being "very sick".... WHY AYESSSSSSS
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Post by BatusiMan on Sept 13, 2013 21:06:20 GMT -5
Do I really want to trust a doctor who vanished for years, presumed dead only to turn up with the excuse of being "very sick".... WHY AYESSSSSSS |
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Stran01
Donut Dunker
Living the dream
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Post by Stran01 on Sept 14, 2013 13:34:57 GMT -5
Lamson,,,,,, I'm wondering if your magic elixir can get Arnie Pye's voice/laugh to stop ???? That may help some untill I can see the Doc !!!!!!
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Post by Lamson on Sept 14, 2013 14:05:23 GMT -5
Lamson,,,,,, I'm wondering if your magic elixir can get Arnie Pye's voice/laugh to stop ???? That may help some untill I can see the Doc !!!!!! Of course it can. Hello....Miracle Elixir! You just might not like HOW it made it go away. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Sept 14, 2013 14:14:05 GMT -5
Well, well it looks like the residents are restless. Let's see if I can settle some nerves. Or even better, let's see if none of my potential patients are available so as to better irritate them and deny them badges. Oh how this would be a time for an emoticon if I did not detest them so.
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Post by Snarkmork on Sept 14, 2013 14:18:48 GMT -5
Dear Dr. Monroe, if you aren't using that couch, is it open for nap purposes? I hate to leave the forum but I have to sleep sometime. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Sept 14, 2013 14:21:12 GMT -5
Dear Dr. Monroe, if you aren't using that couch, is it open for nap purposes? I hate to leave the forum but I have to sleep sometime.Well this couch is becoming quite unsanitary what with all the pantsless sitting and whatnot, but we have this nice padded room you are free to use while you wait. |
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Post by Snarkmork on Sept 14, 2013 14:27:23 GMT -5
A padded room actually sounds rather fun, Dr. Monroe. As long as there is no straitjacket involved. Because straitjackets are like hugs from your mom, if you fight they get tighter. |
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Post by Swanky on Sept 14, 2013 14:38:53 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe I need an appointment. Do you know how long I've been waiting for you to appear in here and not just in my head?! I tried to take some purple pills to calm me but you guys put it in a pill bottle I can't open. 
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Stran01
Donut Dunker
Living the dream
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Post by Stran01 on Sept 14, 2013 15:42:30 GMT -5
Lamson,,,,,, I'm wondering if your magic elixir can get Arnie Pye's voice/laugh to stop ???? That may help some untill I can see the Doc !!!!!! Of course it can. Hello....Miracle Elixir! You just might not like HOW it made it go away. Details details ..... Put me down for two please !!!! One for now and one for ...... The other hand |
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Post by ThorButtockth on Sept 14, 2013 15:50:08 GMT -5
Dear Dr. Monroe, if you aren't using that couch, is it open for nap purposes? I hate to leave the forum but I have to sleep sometime.Well this couch is becoming quite unsanitary what with all the pantsless sitting and whatnot, but we have this nice padded room you are free to use while you wait. I've actually avoided seeing you, Dr. Monroe, until I found myself some pants -- I've been told by your receptionist that you're not that kind of doctor -- but now that I know you've been seeing pantsless patients, I think it's about time I booked an appointment. I know you have a long list of people waiting to see you, so take your time. I'll be waiting here with bells on. (You can make your own assumptions about where the bells would hang from). |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2013 17:18:53 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe I would like to schedule an appointment please. I have it on good recommendation that you are the best of the worst and I don't have insurance to cover me anywhere else.
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Mae
Tire Fire
Zombie Hunter
It Ree.Lee Is
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Post by Mae on Sept 14, 2013 20:32:12 GMT -5
Oh no! I was asleep when Dr. Monroe called my name  Maybe next time ? |
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Post by Ðxhealer on Sept 14, 2013 21:56:21 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe Help !!! I woke up in a uniform bruised and all how am I going to go to the Miss Springfield pageant !!?? Shut up you slut we are going to army training no pageant !!! Dock help !!! I have been kidnapped by my multiple personality !!!
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Post by Ðxhealer on Sept 14, 2013 22:21:08 GMT -5
Dr. MonroeI need an emergency appointment she wants to get a tattoo !!!
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Sept 14, 2013 22:32:20 GMT -5
Dr. MonroeI need an emergency appointment she wants to get a tattoo !!! Unfortunately I have about 20 patients registered before you, and this game is tediously slow, so I probably won't be able to get to you tonight. Here is something to keep you calm. The box is slightly damaged, but I promise the contents inside are only partially consumed.  |
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Post by TwiztidThorn on Sept 14, 2013 22:35:04 GMT -5
Doctor are the teletubbies sending me coded messages? If so why do they want to to stockpile Listerine ?
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Sept 14, 2013 22:37:21 GMT -5
Doctor are the teletubbies sending me coded messages? If so why do they want to to stockpile Listerine ? Don't worry you are next in line. |
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Post by TwiztidThorn on Sept 14, 2013 22:45:54 GMT -5
Doctor are the teletubbies sending me coded messages? If so why do they want to to stockpile Listerine ?lines Don't worry you are next in line. Lines scare me. I prefer circles. |
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Post by Ðxhealer on Sept 14, 2013 22:46:46 GMT -5
Dr. MonroeI need an emergency appointment she wants to get a tattoo !!! Unfortunately I have about 20 patients registered before you, and this game is tediously slow, so I probably won't be able to get to you tonight. Here is something to keep you calm. The box is slightly damaged, but I promise the contents inside are only partially consumed. Maybe if I drink couple of those boxes I will just fall under the table and she will not find me. But if I have I  TATO on my body tattooed. It's on you doc. And hope you have good malpractice insurance ! |
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Post by Ðxhealer on Sept 14, 2013 22:49:34 GMT -5
Dr. MonroeDon't worry Doc I got this !! The slut will not bother you more I found someone who will take care of her cheep :wink:
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Indy
Tire Fire
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Post by Indy on Sept 15, 2013 9:34:53 GMT -5
I guess that I too should make an appointment. But what if I already know I'm crazy? (But I might not be insane yet. I'm still working on that.)
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