Stran01
Donut Dunker
Living the dream
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Post by Stran01 on Sept 8, 2013 9:25:21 GMT -5
Hi Doc. I'm having some trouble sleeping at night. I can't get this image out of my head.  And the carnage that followed was nightmarish !!  I question my sanity because I sit and watch the screen waiting for a different outcome !!!!! |
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Post by Karin on Sept 8, 2013 10:34:45 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe Nothing personal, Doc! But you look like a Simpsonized Dr. Freud, unreachable in his ever closed thread. I'm just more a Carl Jung and Stanislav Grof kind of person 
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2013 2:25:33 GMT -5
Just wondering when I get my Insane badge? I've been diagnosed, or maybe that was all in my head. But I'm pretty sure it was real. And I'd just like it on my profile to warn innocent people  |
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Post by Bekah on Sept 9, 2013 14:51:27 GMT -5
Hello Doctor, do you have any cancellations for today?
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Post by TwiztidThorn on Sept 9, 2013 15:44:48 GMT -5
Doc I'm feeling very unloved. Don't make me do something I'll regret later. I need your help and so does Jarvis. He's very fussy.
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Post by Am4692 on Sept 9, 2013 21:57:10 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe I need help doc, badly! First I got this mark on my arm, I keep picking at it but that's just making it worse. Second, when I show other people to get their opinion they tell me that it all in my head. What's wrong with me doc? Am I going to survive the night.
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Post by TwiztidThorn on Sept 9, 2013 22:03:11 GMT -5
I'm still waiting doc. I'm worried about the moral implications of sleeping with a female clone of myself. Is that incest or masturbation? Please let me know asap.
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Post by A Bad Example on Sept 9, 2013 23:27:09 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe has said he only does this part-time. Perhaps the non-digital world has caught up with him.
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Post by Am4692 on Sept 10, 2013 1:47:00 GMT -5
I'm still waiting doc. I'm worried about the moral implications of sleeping with a female clone of myself. Is that incest or masturbation? Please let me know asap. Best post ever!!  |
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Post by TwiztidThorn on Sept 10, 2013 1:55:01 GMT -5
I'm still waiting doc. I'm worried about the moral implications of sleeping with a female clone of myself. Is that incest or masturbation? Please let me know asap. Best post ever!! Thanks lol I use that question as a way to break awkward silences. |
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Post by Menace 1211 on Sept 10, 2013 22:34:34 GMT -5
I'm still waiting doc. I'm worried about the moral implications of sleeping with a female clone of myself. Is that incest or masturbation? Please let me know asap. |
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Post by JoeBeezy on Sept 10, 2013 22:41:38 GMT -5
I'm still waiting doc. I'm worried about the moral implications of sleeping with a female clone of myself. Is that incest or masturbation? Please let me know asap. Hey Dr. Monroe I got this for you. He is clearly insane. If you want I can show him around right after my sponge bath of course. Lol  I'm waiting nurses don't make me go ape that's just more to clean lol  |
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Post by Karin on Sept 11, 2013 4:19:32 GMT -5
Looks Dr. Monroe got insane himself of all our problems  |
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Post by r1c4 on Sept 11, 2013 7:23:56 GMT -5
I get released from The New Bedlam Home for the Emotionally Interesting tomorrow....any ideas how to get this stamp off my hand? I've been staving it, teasing it, singing off key...me may mah mo, me mo ma me.... (Why isn't the singing off key a Chief Wiggum task???!)
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Post by Nightmare on Sept 11, 2013 12:15:54 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe I think Nightmare needs an appointment please I think he is  I could be wrong just a slight feeli...oh chocolate
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Sept 11, 2013 14:32:00 GMT -5
From the Desk of Dr. Marvin Monroe Dear Potential and Current Calmwood residents, Dr. Monroe is currently very busy watching a Bad Girls Club marathon conducting rigorous scientific research. He is not ignoring your requests for appointments, scratch that… we have no conclusive evidence that he is not ignoring you, however we believe that his absences are part of the evaluation and diagnosis process. Observing and recording your behavior and withholding badges may actually be part of a potential treatment regimen. Much like Santa Clause, he is watching whether you are naughty or nice. While Dr. Monroe does attempt to see each new case in the order that they are requested, time zones may conflict with his ability to access patients. Once again we cannot prove that he is not ignoring you, however more than likely if he calls another before you it may be related to his knowledge of hard to access time zones or the simple fact that you are not listed as “being online” when he is seeing new patients. Due to his busy schedule as an internationally recognized intellectual authority, the number of appointments Dr. Monroe can honor in a week is limited. Thank you for your time and impatience in this matter. Sincerely, Calmwood Administration and Staff |
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Post by Nightmare on Sept 11, 2013 14:43:51 GMT -5
Punished. Guess I will just sit here and wait........longer......maybe alittle longer........
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Post by Bekah on Sept 11, 2013 15:44:02 GMT -5
I'm glad he's ok and it's just a time zone thing. I was worried he may have had to check himself in for a few days to recuperate from all the new patients!
I'd like to remain on the appointment list for cancellations as I still have some issues..........
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Post by Lamson on Sept 11, 2013 15:48:21 GMT -5
From the Desk of Dr. Marvin Monroe Dear Potential and Current Calmwood residents, Dr. Monroe is currently very busy watching a Bad Girls Club marathon conducting rigorous scientific research. He is not ignoring your requests for appointments, scratch that… we have no conclusive evidence that he is not ignoring you, however we believe that his absences are part of the evaluation and diagnosis process. Observing and recording your behavior and withholding badges may actually be part of a potential treatment regimen. Much like Santa Clause, he is watching whether you are naughty or nice. While Dr. Monroe does attempt to see each new case in the order that they are requested, time zones may conflict with his ability to access patients. Once again we cannot prove that he is not ignoring you, however more than likely if he calls another before you it may be related to his knowledge of hard to access time zones or the simple fact that you are not listed as “being online” when he is seeing new patients. Due to his busy schedule as an internationally recognized intellectual authority, the number of appointments Dr. Monroe can honor in a week is limited. Thank you for your time and impatience in this matter. Sincerely, Calmwood Administration and Staff Ahhh, would you look at that. The good doctor is too lazy "busy" to treat you fine people. Well, fret not my friends and you other people I have just recently encountered in the last week. Dr. Monroe's absence means that you can break free from the shackles of the so-called science of "psychiatry" and be treated for your ailments in the old fashion manner....with my MIRACLE ELIXIR!  [deep breath, cue vaudevillian carnival barker voice]
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That's it folks! Step right up and get your very own bottle of Lamson's Miracle Elixir. Comes in litres or gallons! Can be strawberry flavoured! Goes great with rum! Fun for a boy or a girl!
No refunds.Lamson's Miracle Elixir is 100% guaranteed to cure all that ails you.1
Not 100% guaranteed to work. |
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Post by Bekah on Sept 11, 2013 16:11:17 GMT -5
Hey Lamson, Where can we get some of this miracle elixir? I'd really like to try some. |
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Post by Lamson on Sept 11, 2013 19:05:53 GMT -5
Hey Lamson, Where can we get some of this miracle elixir? I'd really like to try some. Well, just step right int my office here. I take cash, cheque, most major credit cards (sorry, no Discover cards), favours of indeterminate nature (ladies only) appropriate trade ins (got a functioning washing machine?) and Faustian deals. How many litres can I put you down for? |
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Post by Bekah on Sept 11, 2013 19:14:36 GMT -5
Hey Lamson, Where can we get some of this miracle elixir? I'd really like to try some. Well, just step right int my office here. I take cash, cheque, most major credit cards (sorry, no Discover cards), favours of indeterminate nature (ladies only) appropriate trade ins (got a functioning washing machine?) and Faustian deals. How many litres can I put you down for? Hmmmm, let's see...rumor has it that Hello Kitty was part of a deal with the Devil, so maybe that counts. I also have an extra George Foreman grill in excellent working order. Will that get me a litre? |
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Post by Erin on Sept 11, 2013 19:43:04 GMT -5
Dr. MonroeI currently reside at Calmwood, you see. At this point I am just wandering the halls and will continue to do so until you say I am not crazy. I'm not crazy. Oh wait, maybe I am crazy. Hold on, I need to talk to myself about this...
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Post by Lamson on Sept 11, 2013 19:45:02 GMT -5
Well, just step right int my office here. I take cash, cheque, most major credit cards (sorry, no Discover cards), favours of indeterminate nature (ladies only) appropriate trade ins (got a functioning washing machine?) and Faustian deals. How many litres can I put you down for? Hmmmm, let's see...rumor has it that Hello Kitty was part of a deal with the Devil, so maybe that counts. I also have an extra George Foreman grill in excellent working order. Will that get me a litre? Let me check my chart... Georgie boy there will get you a half litre. But you'll be back. I'm sure of it, since my Miracle Elixir is spectacularly addictive. |
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Post by Nightmare on Sept 12, 2013 14:25:29 GMT -5
Does this Dr actually exist? I have been sat here waiting forever.......oh a butterfly.
It's almost like a real doctors surgery this. You get there, wait 50 million years then something might happen.......oh a fairy.
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Tatum: dear god y r we fighting. God: cuz u touch yourself at night. 
