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Post by BatusiMan on Sept 6, 2013 13:09:01 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Sept 6, 2013 13:16:31 GMT -5
Here we go Filled with the finest tap water the staff kitchen had to offer! That is quite a nice collection of drinking receptacles you have gathered there. Hopefully they are shatter-proof, we don't want any of the inmates guests stabbing each other. With all these new clients we may even be able to afford potable water this month. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2013 15:33:00 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Sept 6, 2013 15:43:01 GMT -5
That is a bit of conundrum I suppose. It would largely depend on whether or not I could be considered a "real" doctor. Like Dr. Nick, my credentials are more of the part-time virtual variety, as opposed to the long-term, hands on, expensive variety. In other words, I may or may not be as qualified to offer my services as Lamson is to offer his. Since I am an ancillary character, it was never established as to whether or not my credentials were that of an M.D., which would allow me the ability to prescribe medications, or that of a PhD, which would not. I hope that clears some things up for you. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2013 15:58:01 GMT -5
Please prescribe me something too, Dr. Monroe! I feel like you have a new gif-avatar! Or should I go to Moe's with such problems? |
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Post by Lamson on Sept 6, 2013 16:10:06 GMT -5
That is a bit of conundrum I suppose. It would largely depend on whether or not I could be considered a "real" doctor. Like Dr. Nick, my credentials are more of the part-time virtual variety, as opposed to the long-term, hands on, expensive variety. In other words, I may or may not be as qualified to offer my services as Lamson is to offer his. Since I am an ancillary character, it was never established as to whether or not my credentials were that of an M.D., which would allow me the ability to prescribe medications, or that of a PhD, which would not. I hope that clears some things up for you. I will have you know that I am fully qualified and certified to dispense my Miracle Elixir. In that as the brewer/bottler, who would be more qualified to dispense it. As for certification, I believe I see the certificate there among my other badges; it was granted to me by the highly prestigious firm of Dancing Robot Inc. (owned and operated by the loverly and talented Ms. Spiffshine). |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2013 16:14:28 GMT -5
That is a bit of conundrum I suppose. It would largely depend on whether or not I could be considered a "real" doctor. Like Dr. Nick, my credentials are more of the part-time virtual variety, as opposed to the long-term, hands on, expensive variety. In other words, I may or may not be as qualified to offer my services as Lamson is to offer his. Since I am an ancillary character, it was never established as to whether or not my credentials were that of an M.D., which would allow me the ability to prescribe medications, or that of a PhD, which would not. I hope that clears some things up for you. Ok, just wondering since you have a pill bottle. |
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Post by Lamson on Sept 6, 2013 20:58:30 GMT -5
That is a bit of conundrum I suppose. It would largely depend on whether or not I could be considered a "real" doctor. Like Dr. Nick, my credentials are more of the part-time virtual variety, as opposed to the long-term, hands on, expensive variety. In other words, I may or may not be as qualified to offer my services as Lamson is to offer his. Since I am an ancillary character, it was never established as to whether or not my credentials were that of an M.D., which would allow me the ability to prescribe medications, or that of a PhD, which would not. I hope that clears some things up for you. Ok, just wondering since you have a pill bottle. , do you have a pill that might put an end to @themeparks4life's badge whoring? Believe it or not, even my Miracle Elixir cannot cure him of that... unless, of course, its toxicity comes on in full effect... |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2013 21:13:13 GMT -5
Ok, just wondering since you have a pill bottle. , do you have a pill that might put an end to @themeparks4life's badge whoring? Believe it or not, even my Miracle Elixir cannot cure him of that... unless, of course, its toxicity comes on in full effect...Hey Dr. Monroe, do you have a pill to cure Lamson's need to be a grammar police? How's that for a taste of your own medicine?  (pun not intended) |
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Post by Awshux on Sept 7, 2013 0:28:15 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe, I believe I need a diagnosis as well, please. If you can find a place on your busy calendar for an appointment, I would greatly appreciate it. The voices in my head are making fun of me, and I need help figuring out how to put them in time out.
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Post by Andy on Sept 7, 2013 4:00:05 GMT -5
I suppose it's about time I booked an appointment. Maybe you can help me figure out who I really am. Since I've been on this forum I've been given many personalities: Michael Bolton, Robin, Clark Kent, Khal Drogo... and of course, Andy. I don't even know who I really am anymore. Can you help me, Doc?
Also, every time I say or read the word 'Doc' I read it in Marty McFly's voice... is that weird? It's weird isn't it? I suppose you'll tell me if that's weird. Am I talking too much? I do that when I get nervous. Sorry about that.
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Post by Mae on Sept 7, 2013 6:50:38 GMT -5
Hi! Can I make an appointment? But I warn you, I'm an expert on ink blots, I always know the correct answer!  E.g.  The last one is Bart! |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Sept 7, 2013 11:31:16 GMT -5
Oh my, I step out for awhile in order to attend a interpretive dance performance based on a dialectic between Habermas and Agamben's notions of state power and I find a waiting room full of new faces. It's as if a tragedy has occurred.
Now let me get settled.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2013 11:34:57 GMT -5
I suppose it's about time I booked an appointment. Maybe you can help me figure out who I really am. Since I've been on this forum I've been given many personalities: Michael Bolton, Robin, Clark Kent, Khal Drogo... and of course, Andy. I don't even know who I really am anymore. Can you help me, Doc? Also, every time I say or read the word 'Doc' I read it in Marty McFly's voice... is that weird? It's weird isn't it? I suppose you'll tell me if that's weird. Am I talking too much? I do that when I get nervous. Sorry about that. I believe that's called MPD |
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Post by stacykan on Sept 7, 2013 12:58:58 GMT -5
Someone recently told me that I should get a professional's opinion. So perhaps it is time that I make an appointment. I don't believe that there is any way that I would be considered insane but I always try to listen to peoples advice. Very rarely take it but I do listen.  |
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Post by Epic on Sept 7, 2013 13:07:57 GMT -5
I would like to make a appointment
I'm having a problem with a monkey
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Post by Nightmare on Sept 7, 2013 15:15:30 GMT -5
I was referred here however I don't have a problem not sure why I was sent here however the word obsessed was used. Some people seem to think I like Oompa Loompas to much, I don't see what they are on about. I rule every Oompa Loompa in the universe as I keep them all happy and safe, I don't see how that's an obsession, oh and just to confirm I am not an Oompa Loompa I just look after them all  |
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Post by Duff Dawg on Sept 7, 2013 22:40:47 GMT -5
Hey Dr. Monroe can I get one of those pill bottles from u or where can I get some of that Stop Holding Out On Me!!!!! |
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Post by Ciano..???? on Sept 7, 2013 22:57:35 GMT -5
Hey Dr. Monroe can I get one of those pill bottles from u or where can I get some of that Stop Holding Out On Me!!!!! Yes ..Herr Dr Monroe.. I too am curious as to what sort of "ecstasy pill" you may be prescribing in this new pill bottle you have now.. Is it something of a prescription you can share with the rest of us perhaps..?? +1 Especially for those of us already here in "da looney bin..??"  Can i say the word 'looney bin' in here tho..??  |
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Post by TwiztidThorn on Sept 7, 2013 23:47:01 GMT -5
How did Luci get insane? She is the most normal person in my head at the moment.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2013 2:05:54 GMT -5
How did Luci get insane? She is the most normal person in my head at the moment. Cause I may or may not have broken into his office to steal some of my file before our appointment and because play a redhead on tv. And can't forget the voices lol I'm just waiting on my Insane badge to prove it  |
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Post by TwiztidThorn on Sept 8, 2013 2:40:33 GMT -5
How did Luci get insane? She is the most normal person in my head at the moment. Cause I may or may not have broken into his office to steal some of my file before our appointment and because play a redhead on tv. And can't forget the voices lol I'm just waiting on my Insane badge to prove it If you're insane then I am too right? Cause we are the same person. So, he really only needs to diagnose 1 of us.. |
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Post by Menace 1211 on Sept 8, 2013 2:44:42 GMT -5
Hi doc, I would love to get the chance to talk with you. Well, at least my family would appreciate it. You see whenever someone politely smiles at me in the grocery store, I have this overwhelming desire to give them my synopsis on the series "Lost". If you're going to spend an hour in the store, what's another 2 or 3 hours listening to me. It's just that, when the plane was starting to go down..........wait, hold on. Somebody's trying to escape from the basement! Gotta go!
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Post by JayKay47 on Sept 8, 2013 4:54:54 GMT -5
Doc you've gotta help me! I've taken a blue, red and purple pill and now I feel like this:
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Post by kidhawley on Sept 8, 2013 5:04:48 GMT -5
Hey doc I think I need help... I'm Kid Rock, and Bobby Shazam, and The Devil Without A Cause, and a Cowboy And everywhere I go I scream MY NAME IS at people Pour me a tall glass a beam...  |
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