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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 16:36:54 GMT -5
Sorry I'm late, I had to rush over from Venice. Bowling, swimming, White Russians, and what not. I forget why I'm here... Oh, right, to tell you about my problems... Well... Often times I like to sit at the head of a large, long, table and stare blankly into space, barking orders to no one in particular, as there is in fact, no one else in the room. I've caught myself shouting things like "get me a sandwich!!", "More Crayons!!", and, "You tell Miller that report better be on my desk by noon!". Then, I like to congratulate myself for a myriad of accomplishments that I haven't actually achieved. For instance; discovering the pumpkin seed or being the first man to hop on one leg throughout the entire state of Rhode Island. I also, tend to fall in love quite easily. Just opening up to you like this has already increased my feelings for you exponentially. Maybe when this is over, we can head over to Moe's, grab a duff, possibly swing by the Sleep-Eazy.... What do ya say? Maybe I should have waited for you to ask me a question first..... Hmmmm....well Chrisp530 I have noticed you are all over the TSTO universe, screaming into the wind in Shelbyville when people publicly worry about having their accounts deleted, loosing your virginity to Gamezino...or is that admitting to Gamezino that you are a virgin, maybe Twittering - whatever that is...and now a very long, and complicated post. It's all very curious. On one hand you are everywhere TSTO related all the time. On the other hand this post appears to be very uncharacteristic. So my question to you: Are you really The Dude?And by that I mean are you really Jeff Bridges, not some guy who posts nonsense on the internet.
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Post by Chrisp530 on Aug 20, 2013 16:45:45 GMT -5
Can any one man really be The Dude? I think our time spent around here has proven that there is in fact no one man who can lay claim to this. At one point I thought I knew the dude, I thought I knew Beechey, and I thought I knew PresidentDude then come to find out it was all a figment of our collective imagination. I'm also not even sure if I'm "Chris" at this point, as there seems to be an impostor posting as me on another forum. Maybe he really is Chris, maybe I'm the figment of people's imaginations. Which leads me to my questions, are you really Dr. Monroe? Is there really a gamezino? And do I even have a TSTO account? If I've learned anything from the man I thought was The Dude, it's that nothing is ever what it appears to be
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 16:51:43 GMT -5
This is profound Chrisp530...I am unsure why you have sought out my services. If you have any free time, I would love to extend an invitation to join Dr. Funke and myself on a new business venture. However I guess you will need a certification. Not Insane. That should about do it.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 16:55:49 GMT -5
Alright let's see if Solar Dragon is still screaming around here. I'll just leave this here for him so he can get comfortable.
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Post by Chrisp530 on Aug 20, 2013 16:55:55 GMT -5
Thank you for the diagnosis. It seems all those philosophy classes are starting to pay off. And I'd be happy to assist you in any venture I'm going to assume that was a "no" on my sleep-Eazy invitation I'll show myself out.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 16:57:17 GMT -5
Alright let's see if Solar Dragon is still screaming around here. I'll just leave this here for him so he can get comfortable. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *smashes up the office before diving out the window*
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 16:59:51 GMT -5
Well excellent, moving right along. I will take that as Solar Dragon's disinterest in a new badge.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 17:01:29 GMT -5
Well excellent, moving right along. I will take that as Solar Dragon's disinterest in a new badge. *dives back in through the smashed window* Give me my precious! We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 17:07:47 GMT -5
I'm glad to see you back Solar Dragon. Looking at your file I notice you have only been posting on this forum for a little over a month, however you already have more than 1200 posts. For this you can add yourself to the list of forum Chatty Cathies. So I ask: Who is your forum muse and why?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 17:10:46 GMT -5
I'm glad to see you back Solar Dragon. Looking at your file I notice you have only been posting on this forum for a little over a month, however you already have more than 1200 posts. For this you can add yourself to the list of forum Chatty Cathies. So I ask: Who is your forum muse and why?Urm.... urm... urm... Yes?
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 17:12:04 GMT -5
I'm glad to see you back Solar Dragon. Looking at your file I notice you have only been posting on this forum for a little over a month, however you already have more than 1200 posts. For this you can add yourself to the list of forum Chatty Cathies. So I ask: Who is your forum muse and why?Urm.... urm... urm... Yes? Sorry nonsense means no badge. Now let me look at my list...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 17:12:43 GMT -5
Urm.... urm... urm... Yes? Sorry nonsense means no badge. Now let me look at my list... Wait! I just didn't understand the question.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 17:16:23 GMT -5
Sorry nonsense means no badge. Now let me look at my list... Wait! I just didn't understand the question. Ahh, see a breakthrough. How would you interpret the question?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 17:17:28 GMT -5
Wait! I just didn't understand the question. Ahh, see a breakthrough. How would you interpret the question? I interpreted as you asking if I'd like a one on one session with one of your nurses...
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 17:20:33 GMT -5
Ahh, see a breakthrough. How would you interpret the question? I interpreted as you asking if I'd like a one on one session with one of your nurses... Is that your final answer?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 17:21:32 GMT -5
I interpreted as you asking if I'd like a one on one session with one of your nurses... Is that your final answer? It was... but now I think you may have been asking me if I could give you any human flesh I had lying around my house... The answer is still yes.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 17:30:37 GMT -5
Is that your final answer? It was... but now I think you may have been asking me if I could give you any human flesh I had lying around my house... The answer is still yes. I would say that your desire to spend time with a caring mother figure (or father figure, or both, we don't discriminate here) is a need held by humans the world over. I am also unsure whether your scattered thought in this appointment is the result of intoxication or a desire to attempt to look more unstable than you are in hopes of receiving the diagnosis you want. Based on your history, both are highly possible. But if you are as accomplished as you claim, then you are clearly Not Insane
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 17:34:50 GMT -5
Now let's see...hmmm...I believe Duff Dawg is next. However it is unclear whether he is interested based on his post.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 17:35:21 GMT -5
It was... but now I think you may have been asking me if I could give you any human flesh I had lying around my house... The answer is still yes. I would say that your desire to spend time with a caring mother figure (or father figure, or both, we don't discriminate here) is a need held by humans the world over. I am also unsure whether your scattered thought in this appointment is the result of intoxication or a desire to attempt to look more unstable than you are in hopes of receiving the diagnosis you want. Based on your history, both are highly possible. But if you are as accomplished as you claim, then you are clearly Not Insane It's those damn ducks again! Constantly following me around and causing bad things to happen! I need to be insane so I can get away from them, safe inside a padded room! Please doc, change your mind!
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 17:38:24 GMT -5
I would say that your desire to spend time with a caring mother figure (or father figure, or both, we don't discriminate here) is a need held by humans the world over. I am also unsure whether your scattered thought in this appointment is the result of intoxication or a desire to attempt to look more unstable than you are in hopes of receiving the diagnosis you want. Based on your history, both are highly possible. But if you are as accomplished as you claim, then you are clearly Not Insane It's those damn ducks again! Constantly following me around and causing bad things to happen! I need to be insane so I can get away from them, safe inside a padded room! Please doc, change your mind! You are free to appeal your diagnosis. After everyone else has had a turn...
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Post by Duff Dawg on Aug 20, 2013 17:41:29 GMT -5
I'm interested which post are u talking about Dr
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Post by Duff Dawg on Aug 20, 2013 17:43:15 GMT -5
Also again can u sign this prescription for me, just sign real quick dont even gotta read wat it's for
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 17:43:44 GMT -5
I'm interested which post are u talking about Dr Are you interested in a turn on the couch?
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Post by Duff Dawg on Aug 20, 2013 17:49:09 GMT -5
Yes dr, I believe I've gone insane after all the Duff sponsored parties and drugs an bein up all night now I'm starting to develop a multiple personality disorder and like Peru I also question whether I'm real or another of President Dudes accounts, an when in not thinking that I'm running dressed as a night with a horse calling myself Sir Duff Dawg I dunno what's goin on anymore
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Post by Duff Dawg on Aug 20, 2013 17:51:47 GMT -5
I also tend to hump the air and scream Ohh Yeah! For no apparent reason
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