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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 17:54:44 GMT -5
Ahh...I see. Well Duff Dawg you have recently admitted to being, what was it, 80% of the forum's female population. I imagine this must be challenging. So I need to know: What special precautions do you take to transform into a successful and sassy forum lady? |
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Post by Duff Dawg on Aug 20, 2013 18:00:36 GMT -5
Ahh...I see. Well Duff Dawg you have recently admitted to being, what was it, 80% of the forum's female population. I imagine this must be challenging. So I need to know: What special precautions do you take to transform into a successful and sassy forum lady?I usually just put on a dress and get really drunk |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 18:02:14 GMT -5
Good to know. I'm sure it helps keep all your characters straight. Just so you know question or not, I have always thought you were bat shit Insane, I just wanted to see your mind work.
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Post by Duff Dawg on Aug 20, 2013 18:06:10 GMT -5
Good to know. I'm sure it helps keep all your characters straight. Just so you know question or not, I have always thought you were bat shit Insane, I just wanted to see your mind work. I'm still trying to figure out what's goin on it myself |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 21:57:56 GMT -5
Ahhhhh, I return to such peace and quiet. So nice, so relaxing. I wonder if there is anyone left in the waiting room. Let's see who is next on my list. Well it appears to be a question wrapped inside enigma. The Riddler are you interested in having a conversation? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 22:10:41 GMT -5
Looks like my timing is off. I may have hit a dead zone. By looking at their files, I do believe that Karin and SlinkyBeads may be tucked away in bed. Let's see if anyone is having troubling dreams. |
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Post by The Riddler on Aug 20, 2013 22:14:35 GMT -5
Ahhhhh, I return to such peace and quiet. So nice, so relaxing. I wonder if there is anyone left in the waiting room. Let's see who is next on my list. Well it appears to be a question wrapped inside enigma. The Riddler are you interested in having a conversation? Hey there doc |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 22:18:40 GMT -5
Ahhhhh, I return to such peace and quiet. So nice, so relaxing. I wonder if there is anyone left in the waiting room. Let's see who is next on my list. Well it appears to be a question wrapped inside enigma. The Riddler are you interested in having a conversation? Hey there doc Why hello there. How are you this fine evening? |
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Post by The Riddler on Aug 20, 2013 22:23:07 GMT -5
I'm terrific, I was just sitting here thinking about my latest victim um........ I mean........... Just eating some ice cream, how's your evening going doc
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 22:26:26 GMT -5
I'm terrific, I was just sitting here thinking about my latest victim um........ I mean........... Just eating some ice cream, how's your evening going doc Excellent. I have also enjoyed some ice cream this evening. Well you seem to be the kind of chap who enjoys word games, so here is one of my favorites. A man who lives on the tenth floor takes the elevator down to the first floor every morning and goes to work. In the evening, when he comes back; on a rainy day, or if there are other people in the elevator, he goes to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the seventh floor and walks up three flights of stairs to his apartment. Why does he do this? |
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Post by The Riddler on Aug 20, 2013 22:29:03 GMT -5
I'm terrific, I was just sitting here thinking about my latest victim um........ I mean........... Just eating some ice cream, how's your evening going doc Excellent. I have also enjoyed some ice cream this evening. Well you seem to be the kind of chap who enjoys word games, so here is one of my favorites. A man who lives on the tenth floor takes the elevator down to the first floor every morning and goes to work. In the evening, when he comes back; on a rainy day, or if there are other people in the elevator, he goes to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the seventh floor and walks up three flights of stairs to his apartment. Why does he do this?He's a midget hahahahahahaha I said midget hahahahahahaha  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 22:34:08 GMT -5
Yes, because he is too short to reach the buttons due to his petit frame. The umbrella allows him to push the buttons to higher floors. I knew I would not be able to fool an expert like yourself The Riddler. So while my brain leans in one direction, my gut has to go with Insane. Now if you are done with your ice cream, BatusiMan's welcoming committee appears to be serving shots in the waiting room. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 22:41:41 GMT -5
I will go ahead and let G0THAMGIRL know that there is an opening if she is checking her notifications, however D'oh-tastrophe Inc. you are also on the short list. Come on in whenever you finish your shots. |
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Post by D'oh-tastrophe Inc. on Aug 20, 2013 22:42:39 GMT -5
I'm here, doc, with that Buttery Nipple of yours.  |
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Post by The Riddler on Aug 20, 2013 22:44:31 GMT -5
Yes, because he is too short to reach the buttons due to his petit frame. The umbrella allows him to push the buttons to higher floors. I knew I would not be able to fool an expert like yourself The Riddler. So while my brain leans in one direction, my gut has to go with Insane. Now if you are done with your ice cream, BatusiMan's welcoming committee appears to be serving shots in the waiting room. Thanks doc, now, back to my victims......ice cream ice cream........dammit, did you say shots? |
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Post by D'oh-tastrophe Inc. on Aug 20, 2013 22:47:28 GMT -5
Yes, because he is too short to reach the buttons due to his petit frame. The umbrella allows him to push the buttons to higher floors. I knew I would not be able to fool an expert like yourself The Riddler. So while my brain leans in one direction, my gut has to go with Insane. Now if you are done with your ice cream, BatusiMan's welcoming committee appears to be serving shots in the waiting room. Thanks doc, now, back to my victims......ice cream ice cream........dammit, did you say shots? Traditional or straight to the vein with BatusiMan's epidural needle. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 22:48:43 GMT -5
I'm here, doc, with that Buttery Nipple of yours. Eggscellent, eggcellent. There is nothing better than the curdling of milk over dark liquor. Now your file is quite extensive so many directions I can choose... |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 22:50:32 GMT -5
Thanks doc, now, back to my victims......ice cream ice cream........dammit, did you say shots? Traditional or straight to the vein with BatusiMan's epidural needle. And watch out for that BatusiMan, The Riddler. I hear he is also offering suppositories. |
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Post by D'oh-tastrophe Inc. on Aug 20, 2013 22:52:05 GMT -5
I'm here, doc, with that Buttery Nipple of yours. Eggscellent, eggcellent. There is nothing better than the curdling of milk over dark liquor. Now your file is quite extensive so many directions I can choose... I didn't realize I was so popular. Surely, that file is wonderful remarks from all of my followers and adoring fans. |
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Post by The Riddler on Aug 20, 2013 22:52:12 GMT -5
Traditional or straight to the vein with BatusiMan's epidural needle. And watch out for that BatusiMan, The Riddler. I hear he is also offering suppositories. Hahahahahahaha that means it goes in your ass  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 22:52:46 GMT -5
Now where was I...ah yes, D'oh-tastrophe Inc. since you are such a complicated young woman I have a complicated question for you. How does your love of amphibious and reptilian pets conflict or compliment your acute pathology to organize and color code things? |
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Post by The Riddler on Aug 20, 2013 22:53:35 GMT -5
Thanks doc, now, back to my victims......ice cream ice cream........dammit, did you say shots? Traditional or straight to the vein with BatusiMan's epidural needle. Straight up |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 22:54:25 GMT -5
Hahahahahahaha that means it goes in your ass In a manner of speaking, yes. Now run along and join your new cellmates friends. |
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Post by The Riddler on Aug 20, 2013 22:57:50 GMT -5
Hahahahahahaha that means it goes in your ass In a manner of speaking, yes. Now run along and join your new cellmates friends. Doc, really, do you think a mind as great as mine would wind up in a cell, c'mon doc a little more credit that that, after all I am a mastermind genius. |
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Post by D'oh-tastrophe Inc. on Aug 20, 2013 22:57:55 GMT -5
Well, you see, my two bettas compliment each other since one is orange and the other is black. All of my reptilian supplies are sorted by reptile in neat little boxes in neat little designated areas under their stands. They are all on strict eating schedules, including the bettas, with predetermined amounts of food given at practically the same time everyday (or same time of the week for the snakes).
And then there is my psychotic gecko who refuses to do anything according the schedule and eats when she pleases once a week or month or so and refuses to love me. Why doesn't she love me, doc? Anytime I try to show her affection she jumps away.
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