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Post by Lamson on Aug 28, 2013 20:05:11 GMT -5
I'm the sanest person I know! Is that what all the voices in your head tell you? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 28, 2013 20:07:11 GMT -5
I'm the sanest person I know! Is that what all the voices in your head tell you? But of course Lamson is here. Don't you have some pictures of naked ladies gyrating you need post somewhere? Or are you here to hold lyonsek's hand. |
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Post by z on Aug 28, 2013 20:08:33 GMT -5
I'm the sanest person I know! Is that what all the voices in your head tell you? We have no idea what you're talking about. |
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Post by lyonsek on Aug 28, 2013 20:11:21 GMT -5
I am here doctor. If I have a choice of hand holders can I select Fraggle. I am rather smitten with her avatar. |
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Post by Lamson on Aug 28, 2013 20:16:17 GMT -5
Is that what all the voices in your head tell you? But of course Lamson is here. Don't you have some pictures of naked ladies gyrating you need post somewhere? Or are you here to hold lyonsek's hand. Not to post, no. But Spiffshine hasn't brought out her dancing robot gif in a while for me to appreciate. That robot has some wicked moves. I hear its been busy teaching Hannah Montana. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 28, 2013 20:21:30 GMT -5
I am here doctor. If I have a choice of hand holders can I select Fraggle. I am rather smitten with her avatar. I will have to look into that. I am not sure how the ladies of the forum feel about holding things belonging to male members of the forum in this room (if they are "ladies" that is)...but I digress. lyonsek you have a long and colorful history here at the forum. Your appropriation of a superhero persona is far less creepy entrenched as BatusiMan's, you seem to enjoy yelling SPOON, you are witty, you are willing to sacrifice your brains to zombies, and you are also Canadian. I think it is also important to note, that based on your interactions with me, you seem to enjoy acting out in public in order to attract attention. So I ask What role did you play in flooding your hometown? |
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Post by Fraggle on Aug 28, 2013 20:23:19 GMT -5
I am here doctor. If I have a choice of hand holders can I select Fraggle. I am rather smitten with her avatar. I think this is the thread we're not supposed to post in...but thanks? |
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Post by lyonsek on Aug 28, 2013 20:23:28 GMT -5
Ah, I see what is happening here. You're leaving me in silence, hoping I will feel a compulsion to fill the quiet with some dark secret thereby revealing my true self. What you've failed to consider is my penchant for humming.
Edit...ummm never mind
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 28, 2013 20:25:30 GMT -5
Ah, I see what is happening here. You're leaving me in silence, hoping I will feel a compulsion to fill the quiet with some dark secret thereby my true self. What you've failed to consider is my penchant for humming. Edit...ummm never mind No sir, these busybodies are confusing you. Lamson and Fraggle OUT! Both of you should know better. |
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Post by lyonsek on Aug 28, 2013 20:37:53 GMT -5
Ah, I must say it is....difficult....for me to talk about the recent flooding. One does not often embrace a discussion of their failings, particularly those of the catastrophic variety. While the scenes of water lapping at the second story windows of evacuated homeowners, still haunts my nights, what sleep I am able to achieve comes from knowing that I did all that any forum poster with an obscure super hero for an avatar could have hoped to do.
I stood bravely at the rivers banks bailing water with my spoon quicker than a ferret frets in the morning. But even with the type of speed that can only be generated with an overly muscled torso, I could not hold the onslaught of water at bay.
If only I had a side kick with a enormous vacuum truck, perhaps the result would have been different. Alas, it was not to be that fateful day.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 28, 2013 20:50:28 GMT -5
Ah, I must say it is....difficult....for me to talk about the recent flooding. One does not often embrace a discussion of their failings, particularly those of the catastrophic variety. While the scenes of water lapping at the second story windows of evacuated homeowners, still haunts my nights, what sleep I am able to achieve comes from knowing that I did all that any forum poster with an obscure super hero for an avatar could have hoped to do. I stood bravely at the rivers banks bailing water with my spoon quicker that a ferret frets in the morning. But even with the type of speed that can only be generated with an overly muscled torso, I could not hold the onslaught of water at bay. If only I had a side kick with a enormous vacuum truck, perhaps the result would have been different. Alas, it was not to be that fateful day. As I read through the first part of your post I was moved, and I am a man not driven to emotions other than anger. And then as I progressed through the narrative I began to ponder on the Freudian nature of your response. Who is lyonsek? The creation of a superhero personality who chooses to strive for social cohesion is most obviously the super-ego seeking to come to terms with society's expectations. The rushing water and distructive nature of the flood is the id. The destruction in it's wake serves as an anthropomorphism of the subconscious rising up. But where is the ego? In the spoon or the ferret. Finally I have concluded that the ferret's mammalian nature and need to function both as a pet and an independent being is the ego. I hope this makes sense. Oh yes and you are clearly Insane |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 28, 2013 21:00:48 GMT -5
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Post by A Bad Example on Aug 28, 2013 21:05:48 GMT -5
Ok. I'll be at Moe's toasting marshmallow's and making S'mores. Want one? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 28, 2013 21:08:21 GMT -5
Ok. I'll be at Moe's toasting marshmallow's and making S'mores. Want one? I think I know a dragon or three who might. |
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Post by lyonsek on Aug 28, 2013 21:09:07 GMT -5
I can assure you that the ferret has enough ego for the two of us.
Judging by my complete and utter inability to understand your response, you are most certainly a master at your craft. After all, what diagnosis could be better than that which is so incomprehensible that it obliges the patient to interpret it through their own cracked lense. In that void of comprehension, I have chosen to believe that you find me irresistible and that you would like to share a love child with me.
To that request, I must respectfully decline and thank you for your time. Lastly please extend my gratitude to your adept nursing staff for the physical supplied earlier. It has left me eagerly awaiting my next journey through an overly exuberant airport security check point.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 28, 2013 21:25:41 GMT -5
It appears I have some no-shows at the moment. A Bad Example would you like to come in? |
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Post by A Bad Example on Aug 28, 2013 21:30:19 GMT -5
Hey Doc. Saved you a S'more.  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 28, 2013 21:33:41 GMT -5
Hey Doc. Saved you a S'more. Why thank you. I must admit this is a bit anti-climactic. I somehow always imagined your appointment would begin with you, Gilby, and a urine soaked rug. Quite a threesome. |
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Post by A Bad Example on Aug 28, 2013 21:35:42 GMT -5
Hey Doc. Saved you a S'more. Why thank you. I must admit this is a bit anti-climactic. I somehow always imagined your appointment would begin with you, Gilby, and a urine soaked rug. Quite a threesome. That rug is over at President Dude's place. However, I did incinerate a urine killed ficus in the lobby earlier. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 28, 2013 21:40:35 GMT -5
Well that is...well...it just is I suppose. I apologize, the odor is a bit overwhelming.
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Post by A Bad Example on Aug 28, 2013 21:42:33 GMT -5
I think someone was using it as more than a urinal.
And Moe's is upwind. Who knows what he had in the store room.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 28, 2013 21:44:01 GMT -5
A Bad Example since you often attempt to be a master at twisting words and manipulating meaning, I will get right to the question. How do you feel when you see these images? 
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Post by A Bad Example on Aug 28, 2013 21:45:59 GMT -5
Hungry. Are they Kosher? And do you have any that are  wrapped? |
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Post by A Bad Example on Aug 28, 2013 21:48:01 GMT -5
Do you mind I'd I have a beer?  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 28, 2013 21:50:25 GMT -5
Interesting A Bad Example. So this is your response? To question the origins of the meat bi-product used to create the art you see before you and then consume a vastly overrated commercial beer? |
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