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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 27, 2013 16:19:41 GMT -5
Mmm. Not sure if I can say. Must be the wine talking but I see two women over a bowl?!  I'm curious, are you referencing a notorious internet sensation that is too scandalous for this forum which features two, nubile, young women and one drinking receptacle?  Because if you are, then my dear that is Insane. To be honest it's also a little Insane that you think you are flying. You do realize you have climbed to the top of a bookshelf don't you? Thank goodness Calmwood has unusually high ceilings. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 27, 2013 16:24:18 GMT -5
Stu are you still with us?
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Post by Mitzy on Aug 27, 2013 16:24:54 GMT -5
I did wonder why you looking so tiny. The view up here is awesome +1 What would you recommend doctor?  |
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Post by Stu on Aug 27, 2013 16:25:54 GMT -5
Stu are you still with us? I am. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 27, 2013 16:31:56 GMT -5
I did wonder why you looking so tiny. The view up here is awesome +1 What would you recommend doctor? Maybe some snake oil. It's much cheaper than normal alcohol, but twice as addictive. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 27, 2013 16:34:33 GMT -5
Stu are you still with us? I am. Well very good then. Stu you appear to be one of our more intellectual members, and with great intellect often comes...well how should I phrase this...some personality quirks. For many these can be observed through obsessive grooming, hand washing, or organizing. However your obsession is special... Why are you so obsessed with Forumfield? |
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Post by Stu on Aug 27, 2013 16:44:20 GMT -5
Good question and I don't even know if I can give you a decent answer. When this game became dull I found refuge in both the photo challenge and forumfield, however I've already conquered the photo challenge and now Forumfield is my Everest. I barely even sign into my game now and I guess FF is one of the last straws to keep me clutching. In fairness I used to be more obsessed with it when I took care of my Springfield. Its been a dump for months and unlikely to change anytime soon but at the same time, who wouldn't jump at the chance to obtain the golden key to the city.
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Post by Lamson on Aug 27, 2013 16:52:37 GMT -5
I did wonder why you looking so tiny. The view up here is awesome +1 What would you recommend doctor? Maybe some snake oil. It's much cheaper than normal alcohol, but twice as addictive. He must be referring to something other than my miracle elixir. My elixir is both twice as addictive AND twice as expensive! How many litres would you like? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 27, 2013 16:58:15 GMT -5
Well Stu that is probably the most well reasoned answer I have heard so far. I would like to say you as a bit off your rocker for focusing on something so specific, but like you, my Springfield has entered a period of clutter and decay. For long time players, there is no where left to expand and we are constantly flooded with arbitrary and nonsensical buildings. Of course I exclude Calmwood from that category. You sir are Not Insane for becoming bored and looking for inspiration. EA has treated us like cell phone customers. A bright shiny package awaits new customers, and a long, relentless grind for cash in order to pay off rate increases faces those who extend their contracts. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 27, 2013 17:02:46 GMT -5
Spider Pig please do come in, and ignore the putrid smell of "miracle elixir." You are my last appointment for this session. I have a very important dinner meeting with a drug lordpharmaceutical rep.
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Post by Spider Pig on Aug 27, 2013 17:08:36 GMT -5
Spider Pig please do come in, and ignore the putrid smell of "miracle elixir." You are my last appointment for this session. I have a very important dinner meeting with a drug lordpharmaceutical rep.  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 27, 2013 17:14:16 GMT -5
Well sir, I know you are upset about having the authorities take your child away. And yes you have drowned your sorrows in cheesecake, but I'm not sure if this ill thought out tattoo was necessary.  But there is something else that has been bothering me recently...every...time...I...look...at...your...avatar... Why is your head so disproportionately small to the rest of your body? |
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Post by Spider Pig on Aug 27, 2013 17:24:18 GMT -5
Well Dr. Monroe, obviously every question needs an answer, and without an answer, a question is just a question. So I mean if a question has been asked, then an answer must be given, otherwise there will be no answer. Its like if you need the money, but you don't have the money. You are telling yourself to get the money, but the money won't come. You try asking it politely, but it won't come. You try asking it aggressively, but it won't come. You hear the voices telling you to do it, but you don't. They keep repeating it to you, saying it over and over, pounding it into your brain, and the pressure overwhelms you. You try to run but you have no legs. You try to find some legs but there are no legs around. You try to find where you would find your legs but it can't be found. You're trapped and you don't know it, but you know it. You get bored so you decide to swim through land. You get too excited so you walk on water. In the water you get too cold and start to burn, but in the fire you get hypothermia. All this for 1 bottle of milk. A bottle of milk that isn't in a bottle, even though its not in a bottle, but you know its in a bottle, and the bottle knows its milk. But does the milk know its bottle? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 27, 2013 17:33:59 GMT -5
Um...ok...I am backing away slowly... Spider Pig are you in there? Or are you sending me messages that somehow appears to be related to the film Shoot 'Em Up? I do believe that is the longest post I have ever seen from you... Interesting so this is about milk? Yes...that...makes...total sense. Now here drink this, it looks like milk but tastes a little different. Don't mind the men behind you, they are your friends. They have a nice bed waiting for you. (Turns to the audience and in a dramatic stage whisper). This man is obviously Insane. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 27, 2013 17:37:52 GMT -5
Ah well the good doctor is off to an important appointment. I see I only have a few people left on my list, so I probably should comb back through the thread.
I also notice that in one short week, I have accumulated more than 300 posts. Maybe I will start a thread about it later to celebrate my accomplishment.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 28, 2013 19:10:35 GMT -5
Now let's see, let's see. I hope I have not missed many of my potential cash cows patients. So I will start with 847.63 and z since they have checked in recently. I am also becoming suspicious that lyonsek is avoiding me. I see his large, hulking frame casting a long shadow here and there...so maybe I can loop him in. |
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Post by z on Aug 28, 2013 19:27:23 GMT -5
I'm here! :::pants:::
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 28, 2013 19:29:37 GMT -5
Well hello. You might find it easier to breathe without the gas mask. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 28, 2013 19:32:08 GMT -5
Now let me see, z there are so many questions to ask...so many questions... |
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Post by z on Aug 28, 2013 19:32:18 GMT -5
I would, but it's stuck on you see.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 28, 2013 19:35:44 GMT -5
So I think I will ask you a question z, not about your undying commitment to the forum, but something that speaks to your inner most knowledge.... Of all you tattoos, which has the most meaning and why? |
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Post by z on Aug 28, 2013 19:51:19 GMT -5
Well, my tattoos and I are not getting along right now. They are sad that they are unfinished and I'm too poor to do anything about it, but the outer space filler I had started getting is what I choose as my answer. I have always been in love with the stars and galaxy we live in. I'm fascinated that we are such a tiny spec of dust in this universe. The idea that there are so many possibilities and things out there make me love shows like DW. You know, now that I think about it, maybe I wasn't supposed to finish my sleeves because I didn't know the wonder of DW when I started getting the tattoos. If I ever get the opportunity to finish my sleeves, I'm planning to have the TARDIS flying in my space background. I get giddy thinking about all the little DW tattoos I could add to my arms.  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 28, 2013 19:57:59 GMT -5
Well, my tattoos and I are not getting along right now. They are sad that they are unfinished and I'm too poor to do anything about it, but the outer space filler I had started getting is what I choose as my answer. I have always been in love with the stars and galaxy we live in. I'm fascinated that we are such a tiny spec of dust in this universe. The idea that there are so many possibilities and things out there make me love shows like DW. You know, now that I think about it, maybe I wasn't supposed to finish my sleeves because I didn't know the wonder of DW when I started getting the tattoos. If I ever get the opportunity to finish my sleeves, I'm planning to have the TARDIS flying in my space background. I get giddy thinking about all the little DW tattoos I could add to my arms. This is a wonderful response, even though that man is a little unnerving. There is a large part of me that would like to declare you Insane for founding a space where all these deviants congregate. However my dear you are clearly Not Insane because you are thoughtful and creative and we all owe you so much for the laughs and information we share today. |
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Post by z on Aug 28, 2013 20:00:16 GMT -5
I'm the sanest person I know!
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 28, 2013 20:01:26 GMT -5
Well it appears lyonsek is lurking in the lobby. Please leave the ficus behind. |
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