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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 22:07:52 GMT -5
Well that concludes another long day at Calmwood. Now it's time for a night cap and my bunny slippers. We will see who is hanging around the corners tomorrow.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 10:20:30 GMT -5
Being a highly important intellectual mind is tough sometimes. Let me see, I need to refresh my appointment book. Right now I have lyonsekokcmammaindydude33and 847.63 in line next. Let's see who shows up. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 10:36:26 GMT -5
It appears my avoidance therapy has been a little too effective. Let's see if albert2k or Spider Pig are hanging around. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 10:51:05 GMT -5
Let me try one more group. Are @countersniper, Stu, or geco hiding behind that old ficus? |
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Post by indydude33 on Aug 26, 2013 10:54:11 GMT -5
Arrives winded and a little sweaty in the waiting room ... Hmmm. No one here. Picks up the latest issue of Highlights magazine and giggles at Gallant and Goofus.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 10:58:24 GMT -5
Arrives winded and a little sweaty in the waiting room ... Hmmm. No one here. Picks up the latest issue of Highlights magazine and giggles at Gallant and Goofus. Highlights Magazine, a good choice sir. How are you doing this fine day? |
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Post by indydude33 on Aug 26, 2013 11:01:39 GMT -5
Unmotivated to work. Must say this appointment will provide a nice distraction.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 11:07:52 GMT -5
That is unfortunate. I am often unmotivated to work as well. This is not an uncommon trait amongst the highly intelligent. We get bored oh so easily. While I was going to ask you a question that speaks to your professional writing ability, I find that the most effective glimpse into one's inner psyche happens in the present. So I ask you this: What do you see when you look at the vintage Highlights Magazine image? |
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Post by indydude33 on Aug 26, 2013 11:14:19 GMT -5
I'm confused by this image. It clearly is labeled "Lost in Time" and the theme seems to be of some sort of zoo. One would naturally expect some sort of Jurassic Park-ish illustration of happy families walking by caged T Rexes and feeding palms to Brontosaurri at the petting zoo.
However, what we see is clearly some sort of nightmarish display of animals, arranged by a truly demented mind. The giraffe in the picture is clearly attempting some form of autoerotic stimulation and whoever has placed the sheep in the same pen as the lion is clearly anticipating bloodshed. Flamingos are just nasty creatures anyway because, as any Craig Ferguson viewer can tell you, they pee on themselves.
And there are no marked lanes for that tram car so it's only a matter of time before it starts to run down tourists.
Next picture, please!
EDIT: Good god, what is up with my fetish for the word "clearly" today?
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 11:24:48 GMT -5
There is no need to fret the "fetishization" of words. Much like D.H. Lawrence, I tend to find myself overusing the word sardonic, or placing it in a completely inappropriate context when writing about the lives of my past lovers.
While I do enjoy your colorful interpretation of the image, I am surprised that you have chosen to focus on the animals as opposed to the overall composition. This image clearly serves as an inspiration for Krustyland. What this tells me is that you have not been investing proper time in your game, which clearly makes you Insane. I would suggest that you play your game, compulsively, until everything you see resembles a TSTO landscape. That is what the sane among us do.
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Post by indydude33 on Aug 26, 2013 11:26:41 GMT -5
I see. So you're saying I've lost focus? This seems a legitimate critique and I'm forced to accept your diagnosis. Thank you Doctor.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 11:29:14 GMT -5
I see. So you're saying I've lost focus? This seems a legitimate critique and I'm forced to accept your diagnosis. Thank you Doctor. Don't worry, I'm sure you will have plenty of time to organize your thoughts while enjoying some "down" time. I hear BatusiMan is even making some nice spiked homemade punch for the group sessions later. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 11:30:59 GMT -5
I will wait for a few more minutes for any straglers that may stumble into the office. And then I will take a short break to catch up on my "stories." I am distressed by the shear number of spoilers I am running across. It makes me want to confine myself to my office.
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Post by geco on Aug 26, 2013 11:39:29 GMT -5
I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on the drum all day -- but I'll take a break for you, Doc
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 11:40:38 GMT -5
I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on the drum all day -- but I'll take a break for you, Doc Why thank you Ringo geco. It is not often my office is graced with celebrity of your caliber. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 11:48:03 GMT -5
Now let's see geco, there are any number of questions I could ask you. What is the significance of a yellow submarine? Why are you obsessed with the color orange as witnessed in images from your file? I don't think I even have the time and energy to explore why you are smitten with @themeparks4life. So my question to you is this: Why are these so appealing? |
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Post by geco on Aug 26, 2013 12:10:54 GMT -5
Well Doc, these eggs are actually the last thing I remember after a hard day's night in the studio. I can't recall anything after 1968 so I think I've lost about 20 years. But hey, the 90s are going to be a great decade -- me and the boys are putting the band back together. We'll have an awesome time until that damn Y2K bug sends all of us back to the Stone Age. I'll be fine -- I hear dinosaur eggs are even better than Moe's. Could they really be better? I'll pass judgement when we get there.
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Post by albert2k on Aug 26, 2013 12:20:41 GMT -5
It appears my avoidance therapy has been a little too effective. Let's see if albert2k or Spider Pig are hanging around. I'm here doc |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 12:26:45 GMT -5
Well Doc, these eggs are actually the last thing I remember after a hard day's night in the studio. I can't recall anything after 1968 so I think I've lost about 20 years. But hey, the 90s are going to be a great decade -- me and the boys are putting the band back together. We'll have an awesome time until that damn Y2K bug sends all of us back to the Stone Age. I'll be fine -- I hear dinosaur eggs are even better than Moe's. Could they really be better? I'll pass judgement when we get there. I look at the floor and I see it needs s w e e p i n g Thanks for seeing me Doc, I needed the Help, I need somebody..............Help,....... Well sir, you speak in riddles so things cannot be all bad. I have also heard that the dinosaur eggs at Moe's are well seasoned and may need to try them sometime. You are clearly Not Insane |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 12:27:30 GMT -5
It appears my avoidance therapy has been a little too effective. Let's see if albert2k or Spider Pig are hanging around. I'm here doc Thank you for making time in your busy schedule my hog loving friend. How are you this fine day? |
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Post by albert2k on Aug 26, 2013 12:29:02 GMT -5
Hello Doctor, I'm fine but I have a problem. My wife paint the floor of my garage in blue. Now I thinks there is a pool there and I jump to the pool, but I hit my head with it. Did you thinks that I have a problem with the border of the pool?
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 12:35:35 GMT -5
Hello Doctor, I'm fine but I have a problem. My wife paint the floor of my garage in blue. Now I thinks there is a pool there and I jump to the pool, but I hit my head with it. Did you thinks that I have a problem with the border of the pool? Yes I do think that could be a small issues. But don't you live on an island? Is there not water close by? Ah, but I digress...looking through your file I see some interesting themes. A hatred for Krustyland, frustration with game related politics...and this one quandary buried deep in the file. Why have many of the images you have posted mysteriously disappeared?If your answer has something to do with national security, or the CIA, I will ask no more questions. I have seen a suspicious van in the parking lot, however I believe it is probably just full of the Canadian Mafia. |
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Post by albert2k on Aug 26, 2013 12:41:37 GMT -5
Yes, I have water around my island but I want a private sea in my garage, that is why my wife paint the floor.
About the photos I thought there is an alien in my computer and delete the picture as soon as I posted. I saw this in my pool the last night but when I tried to catch him, he disappear like my picture, Doc, I don't know what happen to me.
I also discovered that I hit my head, because my son removed the water from the floor because he want to enter his car there and there is a real problem with the water.
PD: I already paid this week to the Canadian Mafia.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 12:51:36 GMT -5
Yes, I have water around my island but I want a private sea in my garage, that is why my wife paint the floor. About the photos I thought there is an alien in my computer and delete the picture as soon as I posted. I saw this in my pool the last night but when I tried to catch him, he disappear like my picture, Doc, I don't know what happen to me. I also discovered that I hit my head, because my son removed the water from the floor because he want to enter his car there and there is a real problem with the water. PD: I already paid this week to the Canadian Mafia. Now let's see, I think it completely logical to crave the solitude that would come with having your own personal sea. It would be refreshing and you would not have to gaze upon so much puckered, pale, and sunburned flesh. And yes one would have to remove the water in order to park a car. However there is one part of your statement that concerns me. Why did you pay the Canadian Mafia? They have no ability to hurt you. I have read that their military tactics involve bayonets, bows and arrows, and an military strategy of unknown origins or consequence that involves carefully inserting unusually small dimes into American change machines, thus making it impossible to purchase a soda. So for paying the Canadian Mafia you sir are most surely Insane. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 12:54:17 GMT -5
Unfortunately the good doctor needs to retire for the moment in order to see to some...more intellectual pursuits. My list is still quite long and I will be back later to see who is lurking in the shadows or salivating on themselves in the waiting room.
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