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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 20:20:10 GMT -5
Does this answer a question with a question?? Music keeps the twoheaded black dog away. I love you for asking @dr. Monroe Oh coop I want to say that you are totally sane because you are such a kind soul with so many interesting stories and so much wisdom to share. But I do not understand the scary Santa - and as we all know when I don't understand something and can't easily explain it through books written by elite white men who drink scotch in their private libraries - I will always err on the side of Insane |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 20:22:23 GMT -5
Well the ficus has been moved to the street corner, but I wonder if lyonsek is still hiding somewhere with his ferret? |
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Post by coop on Aug 21, 2013 20:25:37 GMT -5
Eating fire, wanted to go #2 in expensive womens handbags and confusion betweensimpsons world and otherworld Doc i'dsay you hit the nail onmyhead!! @dr. monroe!!
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 20:27:38 GMT -5
You are crazy coop, just like a Crazy Train. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 20:39:01 GMT -5
That lyonsek always showing up when he wants, and not when he's called. I will make note of this. I have noticed Lucy has tagged me several times and has posted in the appointment thread, but I am unsure whether she wants a round in the office? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 20:52:58 GMT -5
Well, well it does appear to be a slow night. I guess I can't compete with Eliza Simpson. Now let's see who is next on the list. It appears to be okcmamma, one of our lurky lurkers. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 21:06:09 GMT -5
Hmmmm...I will try again. Is indydude33 still available? |
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Post by Lucy on Aug 21, 2013 21:09:35 GMT -5
Sorry!
I was busy playing a game about a comic, no, not The Simpsons! That would just be sort of sad, don't you think? I was playing a game about Archie and helping him decide if he should pick Betty or Veronica.
The age old question, should he go for the doormat or the spoiled princess? Decisions!
Hey, why is couch so nasty? Can't you afford a cleaning person?
Do you have any candy? I like candy, especially chocolate. Everybody assumes that all I eat are Krabby Patties, but seriously. Have you seen those nasty things?
Plankton!!
Kill it!!
Oh, I don't need an appointment. I already know I'm perfectly sane. It's the rest of the world that's crazy! I mean, seriously. Can't you see that plankton right there over your shoulder?
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 21:15:04 GMT -5
That is a lot of information in a very short amount of time Lucy. But I do appreciate it since your file is a little thin. You are quite...how do I say this...animated. |
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Post by Lucy on Aug 21, 2013 21:19:26 GMT -5
Animated? You say that as if it's a bad thing. Would you prefer I wasn't animated? Do you discriminate against the living, Doc? Are you a zombie lover?
What about your medical ethics? What about your hippopotamus oath? You know, that thing you did in medical school where you swore to defend the honer of all hippos the world over.
Where is my candy?
I did ask for candy?
You won't like me if I don't get candy.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 21:20:07 GMT -5
Now let's see, you are fairly new to our community (unless of course you are really The Dude). You seem very invested in games, so my question to you:
Do you use games as an escape to cope with the conflicts your experience with your hostile next door neighbor?
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Post by lynstace on Aug 21, 2013 21:21:21 GMT -5
I'm here, so must be a bit insane..LOL
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Post by Lucy on Aug 21, 2013 21:22:59 GMT -5
Of course!
Have you seen my neighbors?
A squirrel! A bloody squirrel who lives under the sea, have you ever heard of such a thing. Don't even get me started on those Plantkons. Oh and my boss is such a crab! He actually expects me *gasps* work! Doesn't he understand that a sponge has to play and have fun?
Fun!
Where is that candy!?!??!?!
Do you know there is a mystery stain on your couch? You really should have that cleaned, it almost resembles a bat symbol.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 21:28:13 GMT -5
I'm here, so must be a bit insane..LOL You seem so nice, and you are not Canadian, so I will move you to the appointment list and not the electroshock therapy room. |
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Post by Lucy on Aug 21, 2013 21:30:23 GMT -5
I'm here, so must be a bit insane..LOL You seem so nice, and you are not Canadian, so I will move you to the appointment list and not the electroshock therapy room. She must be a zombie. He's already stated he doesn't like the animated types AKA living. Zombie!! Kill it! |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 21:30:32 GMT -5
Of course! Have you seen my neighbors? A squirrel! A bloody squirrel who lives under the sea, have you ever heard of such a thing. Don't even get me started on those Plantkons. Oh and my boss is such a crab! He actually expects me *gasps* work! Doesn't he understand that a sponge has to play and have fun? Fun! Where is that candy!?!??!?! Do you know there is a mystery stain on your couch? You really should have that cleaned, it almost resembles a bat symbol. You have a lot of energy my porous, yellow, friend. So I say "welcome" to you, enthusiasm, candy loving and all. You are obviously Not Insane. |
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Post by Lucy on Aug 21, 2013 21:33:51 GMT -5
Of course! Have you seen my neighbors? A squirrel! A bloody squirrel who lives under the sea, have you ever heard of such a thing. Don't even get me started on those Plantkons. Oh and my boss is such a crab! He actually expects me *gasps* work! Doesn't he understand that a sponge has to play and have fun? Fun! Where is that candy!?!??!?! Do you know there is a mystery stain on your couch? You really should have that cleaned, it almost resembles a bat symbol. You have a lot of energy my porous, yellow, friend. So I say "welcome" to you, enthusiasm, candy loving and all. You are obviously Not Insane. WOOOHOOO! Told you! In your face, the rest of the world! Just because I'm super animated does not mean I'm crazy! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *runs off to help that silly Archie finally decide if he likes Betty or Veronica even though we all know that Jughead is his one true love!* |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 21:41:47 GMT -5
Well, I have time for one last victim patient this evening. Either I am tired, drunk, or both...but I will call in JoeBeezy next. |
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Post by JoeBeezy on Aug 21, 2013 21:42:27 GMT -5
I'm here doc
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 21:49:54 GMT -5
I knew you would be prompt. Well it looks like your list of shenanigans is quite long. Impersonating royalty, kicking people off a barren hill for some reason, loving yeti, finding numerous inappropriate pictures on the internet, regular references to masturbation, responding to posts in one word (are you really The Dude?), owning a fabulous car, whoring yourself for badges...I could go on all night. So my question to you is this:
If you could have any badge what would it be and how would you obtain it?
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Post by JoeBeezy on Aug 21, 2013 21:55:23 GMT -5
I knew you would be prompt. Well it looks like your list of shenanigans is quite long. Impersonating royalty, kicking people off a barren hill for some reason, loving yeti, finding numerous inappropriate pictures on the internet, regular references to masturbation, responding to posts in one word (are you really The Dude?), owning a fabulous car, whoring yourself for badges...I could go on all night. So my question to you is this: If you could have any badge what would it be and how would you obtain it? First of doc I hope you don't mind the  obviously it would be a yeti selfie in a Buddha stance going super saying. And to get it I would beg *oh yeah,in my jodeci voice* if that don't work I might find some poop related images |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 22:01:54 GMT -5
JoeBeezy that is the most Insane thing I have ever heard...Well in regards to badges anyway. But also for the Jodeci reference. I'm not sure why orange safety vests ever went out of fashion.
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Post by JoeBeezy on Aug 21, 2013 22:04:08 GMT -5
JoeBeezy that is the most Insane thing I have ever heard...Well in regards to badges anyway. But also for the Jodeci reference. I'm not sure why orange safety vests ever went out of fashion. That's because we didn't wanna keep looking like we work in the sewers chillen with master splinter and the gang. |
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Post by JoeBeezy on Aug 21, 2013 22:05:48 GMT -5
By the way doc I sing that song every time a new badge is introduced.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 22:06:24 GMT -5
By the way doc I sing that song every time a new badge is introduced. Well then my diagnosis is accurate. |
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Tatum: dear god y r we fighting. God: cuz u touch yourself at night.