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Post by LSLeong on Aug 26, 2013 22:54:43 GMT -5
I suppose you think that strong smell of sulfur is meant to repel me? I noticed that txkat is online and she was in line after lynstace. Please put a muzzle on that strange creature and I will see you next. Thoughti heard my name mentioned. Just a line cutter getting favoritism. This is all I have to say  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 22:55:09 GMT -5
Welcome @countersniper. I just called Ciano..????. However if he is preoccupied, then you are next in line. I see you as well Dalton. Present!  I will see you after the Amigos. Please keep the Canadians and Tony the Tiger in check please. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 22:55:38 GMT -5
Thoughti heard my name mentioned. Just a line cutter getting favoritism. This is all I have to say Feel free to smite him. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 22:56:04 GMT -5
Ok, back to business. @countersniper thank you for joining me.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2013 22:57:08 GMT -5
Ok, back to business. @countersniper thank you for joining me. Thanks for seeing me. |
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Post by SuperDoll on Aug 26, 2013 22:57:37 GMT -5
Another has arrived for her diagnosis, although with the masses assembled, perhaps group therapy is more in order.
I just took a sleeping pill, so haven't long before I doze on the couch followed by no memory of these occurrences on the morrow. Take your chance with me and see if I am still in a waking state to answer your questions.
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Post by A Bad Example on Aug 26, 2013 22:58:13 GMT -5
Thoughti heard my name mentioned. Just a line cutter getting favoritism. Out you dirty beast! Don't make me lock this thread until I can clean out all the filth. I have real customers here. Sure, I sleep on in your waiting room 3 days while you lollygag; and you treat the ill mannered line cutter better. I'm going to KrustyLand for beer and shrub appreciation. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 22:59:31 GMT -5
Another has arrived for her diagnosis, although with the masses assembled, perhaps group therapy is more in order. I just took a sleeping pill, so haven't long before I doze on the couch followed by no memory of these occurrences on the morrow. Take your chance with me and see if I am still in a waking state to answer your questions. I will try you when I am done with these roughnecks. If you are asleep then I'm sure we will have something interesting to discuss tomorrow. |
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Post by Ciano..???? on Aug 26, 2013 22:59:44 GMT -5
Hehe..thank you doc..very apropo.. i am actually a huge Steve Martin fan..luv his humor..i actually saw him perform many moons ago.. He is one 'wild & crazy guy'..!! Ok here is the order as I have now confused myself. I have @countersniper, Ciano..????, and then 847.63. Congratulations Ciano..???? that makes you Steve Martin, the most accomplished of all the Amigos.  |
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Post by 847.63 on Aug 26, 2013 23:02:45 GMT -5
Hehe..thank you doc..very apropo.. i am actually a huge Steve Martin fan..luv his humor..i actually saw him perform many moons ago.. He is one 'wild & crazy guy'..!! Ok here is the order as I have now confused myself. I have @countersniper, Ciano..????, and then 847.63. Congratulations Ciano..???? that makes you Steve Martin, the most accomplished of all the Amigos. Fine ill be Chevy Chase but only as seen in certain films...some examples are NL Vacation and NL Christmas Vacation |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 23:04:29 GMT -5
Ok, back to business. @countersniper thank you for joining me. Thanks for seeing me. No problem, now Homer I do need to ask you to put down the gun...violence is never the answer, unless the other person is stupid. And then it could be thought of as a type of community service. I see here you are a fairly recent migrant to our fair city. You appear to enjoy off color jokes, beer, and strangling an occasional fan boy. While these things together may actually make you A Bad Example, I think you must be better than that. So I ask: What is the most enlightening thing you have learned in the Tire Fire?Please feel free to paraphrase or use hand gestures in necessary. This is the family friendly corner of the forum. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2013 23:14:02 GMT -5
Yeah, I can't put the gun down but I will take out all but one bullet. That way everyone has a sporting chance.
Ummmm, the Tire Fire and Enlightening are not words I ever thought would be included in the same sentence.
I guess I did learn that there are people out there far more twisted than I am. So, wanna play a quick game of russian roulette?
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Post by Ciano..???? on Aug 26, 2013 23:14:44 GMT -5
Hehe..thank you doc..very apropo.. i am actually a huge Steve Martin fan..luv his humor..i actually saw him perform many moons ago.. He is one 'wild & crazy guy'..!! Fine ill be Chevy Chase but only as seen in certain films...some examples are NL Vacation and NL Christmas Vacation But how can you forget to mention 'Fletch' A classic Chevy chase movie..probably my all time fave.. Quote.. Fletch: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses. :lisalaugh: |
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Post by 847.63 on Aug 26, 2013 23:16:44 GMT -5
Fine ill be Chevy Chase but only as seen in certain films...some examples are NL Vacation and NL Christmas Vacation But how can you forget to mention 'Fletch' A classic Chevy chase movie..probably my all time fave.. Quote.. Fletch: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses. :lisalaugh: Yeah that's ones good too, that's why I said just a few examples. That one is number 3 on the list for me. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 23:18:35 GMT -5
Yeah, I can't put the gun down but I will take out all but one bullet. That way everyone has a sporting chance. Ummmm, the Tire Fire and Enlightening are not words I ever thought would be included in the same sentence. I guess I did learn that there are people out there far more twisted than I am. So, wanna play a quick game of russian roulette? You know I'll pass, but I'm sure you'll have a few takers at this hour. I am confident that despite your love of that firearm (which it totally normal by the way) that you are in fact a really stand up guy and clearly Not Insane. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 23:19:27 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 23:20:31 GMT -5
And it appears that there is a nice electroshock therapy room discussion happening above me at the moment. I'm sure the refreshments will be only slightly burned.
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Post by A Bad Example on Aug 26, 2013 23:22:40 GMT -5
Yeah, I can't put the gun down but I will take out all but one bullet. That way everyone has a sporting chance. Ummmm, the Tire Fire and Enlightening are not words I ever thought would be included in the same sentence. I guess I did learn that there are people out there far more twisted than I am. So, wanna play a quick game of russian roulette? Was I paged again? I see people are talking about me. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2013 23:23:19 GMT -5
Yeah, I can't put the gun down but I will take out all but one bullet. That way everyone has a sporting chance. Ummmm, the Tire Fire and Enlightening are not words I ever thought would be included in the same sentence. I guess I did learn that there are people out there far more twisted than I am. So, wanna play a quick game of russian roulette? You know I'll pass, but I'm sure you'll have a few takers at this hour. I am confident that despite your love of that firearm (which it totally normal by the way) that you are in fact a really stand up guy and clearly Not Insane. Thanks Dr. Monroe, I feel a lot better now. Can you send a copy of your diagnosis to the VA for me, they think I'm whacked? Oh and you will accept this stolen, out-of-state, 3rd party check, right? Right? Mwahahahahahahaha! |
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Post by Ciano..???? on Aug 26, 2013 23:23:57 GMT -5
Aloha doc.. My pleasure to meet your aquaintance..  It's a Lil crazy out ther in da waiting room..!! Can I use the word "crazy..??" In your presence..?? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 23:27:27 GMT -5
You know I'll pass, but I'm sure you'll have a few takers at this hour. I am confident that despite your love of that firearm (which it totally normal by the way) that you are in fact a really stand up guy and clearly Not Insane. Thanks Doc, I feel a lot better now. Can you send a copy of your diagnosis to the VA for me, they think I'm whacked? Oh and you will accept this stolen, out-of-state, 3rd party check, right? Right? Mwahahahahahahaha! Don't worry I will place a request from your insurance company. Given the general level of bureaucracy, I will anticipate payment in the next three to five years. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 23:29:32 GMT -5
Aloha doc.. My pleasure to meet your aquaintance.. It's a Lil crazy out ther in da waiting room..!! Can I use the word "crazy..??" In your presence..?? Well a handshake will suffice sir. I do believe choking is an activity better reserved for the Tire Fire. Now there is something in your file that I find a little concerning. You have recently admitted to a scandalous activity. Why do you farm houses? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 26, 2013 23:30:22 GMT -5
Yeah, I can't put the gun down but I will take out all but one bullet. That way everyone has a sporting chance. Ummmm, the Tire Fire and Enlightening are not words I ever thought would be included in the same sentence. I guess I did learn that there are people out there far more twisted than I am. So, wanna play a quick game of russian roulette? Was I paged again? I see people are talking about me. Talking about you and inviting you in are two different things. |
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Post by Dalton on Aug 26, 2013 23:34:05 GMT -5
Was I paged again? I see people are talking about me. Talking about you and inviting you in are two different things. He's like Beetlejuice  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2013 23:34:25 GMT -5
Thanks Doc, I feel a lot better now. Can you send a copy of your diagnosis to the VA for me, they think I'm whacked? Oh and you will accept this stolen, out-of-state, 3rd party check, right? Right? Mwahahahahahahaha! Don't worry I will place a request from your insurance company. Given the general level of bureaucracy, I will anticipate payment in the next three to five years. Don't hold your breath on that one. I'm your average American, I don't have any health insurance. Why else would I use the VA. I'm sure they'll shoot a check right out to ya though. I'm sure of it. Smh. |
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