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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 17:00:28 GMT -5
Now, now, I see what you are doing. You are trying to pretend that you are insane, so that I will change your diagnosis, thus allowing you to live comfortably off a government stipend. Very clever, and simply reinforces my initial diagnosis. Wait, you are American aren't you? I guess that means if I change your diagnosis you are off to prison or to live off the streets. I'm living just fine thank you, but you never gave me the proper diagnosis, instead you just commented on my badge whoring  You are free to contest your diagnosis, however you will only be considered after I have seen all my new patients. However it does appear that Lamson is offering snake oil psychiatry in the waiting room.  |
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Post by Andy on Aug 19, 2013 17:00:41 GMT -5
you never gave me the proper diagnosis, instead you just commented on my badge whoring I really wasn't that obsessed with badges at first, but they got better and better, and then the Ron Swanson badge came out. I would kill for that badge. No really, I would kill someone for that badge, and I'm pretty sure I'm insane  This is actually a very rational explanation, and a feeling I am sure many of your forum peers share as well. Maybe you could start a support group? As for the desire to kill in order to access inconsequential virtual objects... this is not strange and you are not alone. I have a feeling it is what has brought many to this forum. You are officially Not InsaneLooks like a diagnosis to me.  |
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Post by Laughing Luigi on Aug 19, 2013 17:00:48 GMT -5
Oh the abuse of it, bans and smiteings... I have the press unions behind me... *looks round* D'oh, they were there a minute ago... My reinforcements came in. You're all alone. >  Eck!  Nice Ms D'oh-tastrophe Inc., you go right ahead... *hides in corner* |
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Post by lakooo on Aug 19, 2013 17:03:34 GMT -5
coop, here's the waiting room for Dr. Monroe. Just post here asking for an appointment and you'll be added to the list. Although I'm preeeeetty sure we all know what he's going to say about you... 
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Post by Laughing Luigi on Aug 19, 2013 17:07:36 GMT -5
Doc, I need help... I've got post-it-itus, I've become a badge-aholic, developed a twitch  and now I'm suffering from mod-abuse... please help me I'm at the end of my tether!! |
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Post by Linguo Is Dead on Aug 19, 2013 17:08:22 GMT -5
I would also like to see the good Dr. Monroe. My experiments at the "New York Institute for Irreproducible Results and Best Way to Eat Donuts" are getting me into trouble. However, please be aware that if a character by the name of Linguo Is Dead asks for an appointment, he is not me. He has been trying to steal my life forever by taking my name and rugged good looks. So please make the appointment only for me, not him. Thank you very much. |
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Post by coop on Aug 19, 2013 17:09:23 GMT -5
Ok here i am..rock you like a hurricane!! lakooo you are as sweet as real cake. As long as my love for fire, static tv and longing to go 2 in really expensive handbags is kept quiet heehee!! Imight get a sane badger! |
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Post by Laughing Luigi on Aug 19, 2013 17:11:04 GMT -5
Ok here i am..rock you like a hurricane!! lakooo you are as sweet as real cake. As long as my love for fire, static tv and longing to go 2 in really expensive handbags is kept quiet heehee!! Imight get a sane badger! +1 (but this might be another UK slang reference that no one on the other side of the pond gets  ) |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2013 17:13:20 GMT -5
you never gave me the proper diagnosis, instead you just commented on my badge whoring This is actually a very rational explanation, and a feeling I am sure many of your forum peers share as well. Maybe you could start a support group? As for the desire to kill in order to access inconsequential virtual objects... this is not strange and you are not alone. I have a feeling it is what has brought many to this forum. You are officially Not InsaneLooks like a diagnosis to me. Yes, but I asked for a theme park diagnosis, not a badge diagnosis  At least @monoroe is nice enough to let me wait again, add me to the list! |
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Post by Melody on Aug 19, 2013 17:19:07 GMT -5
Doc I need your help. I've become so accustomed to this forum that when I went to a real life restaurant (scary, I know) I ordered a picture of pink, iced, ring donuts and a variety of baked goods. When these pictures were served to me I proceeded to drool over them and say 'mmm donuts' and my meal was done. Everyone was looking at me strangely and I'm pretty sure I actually saw people EATING food  Is there something wrong with me doc? Because I'm pretty sure they are the weird ones... |
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Post by Laughing Luigi on Aug 19, 2013 17:23:08 GMT -5
Doc I need your help. I've become so accustomed to this forum that when I went to a real life restaurant (scary, I know) I ordered a picture of pink, iced, ring donuts and a variety of baked goods. When these pictures were served to me I proceeded to drool over them and say 'mmm donuts' and my meal was done. Everyone was looking at me strangely and I'm pretty sure I actually saw people EATING food Is there something wrong with me doc? Because I'm pretty sure they are the weird ones... No  ???   |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 17:23:10 GMT -5
Looks like a diagnosis to me. Yes, but I asked for a theme park diagnosis, not a badge diagnosis At least @monoroe is nice enough to let me wait again, add me to the list! I will add "not reading the rules" to your next diagnosis. It clearly states I will ask you about anything I want. That is part of being the trained professional - being able to look past the shiny veneer of your conscious desires to understand what motivates your subconscious needs. |
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Post by lakooo on Aug 19, 2013 17:23:59 GMT -5
Doc I need your help. I've become so accustomed to this forum that when I went to a real life restaurant (scary, I know) I ordered a picture of pink, iced, ring donuts and a variety of baked goods. When these pictures were served to me I proceeded to drool over them and say 'mmm donuts' and my meal was done. Everyone was looking at me strangely and I'm pretty sure I actually saw people EATING food Is there something wrong with me doc? Because I'm pretty sure they are the weird ones... |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2013 17:24:44 GMT -5
Yes, but I asked for a theme park diagnosis, not a badge diagnosis At least @monoroe is nice enough to let me wait again, add me to the list! I will add "not reading the rules" to your next diagnosis. It clearly states I will ask you about anything I want. That is part of being the trained professional - being able to look past the shiny veneer of your conscious desires to understand what motivates your subconscious needs.  |
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Post by BatusiMan on Aug 19, 2013 17:39:12 GMT -5
Well whaddaya know, it was short enough after all.
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Post by D'oh-tastrophe Inc. on Aug 19, 2013 17:40:31 GMT -5
My reinforcements came in. You're all alone. > Eck! Nice Ms D'oh-tastrophe Inc., you go right ahead... *hides in corner* For now I shall leave you alone. For now... |
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Post by Kymie on Aug 19, 2013 17:58:49 GMT -5
I'd like to make an appointment with you doc. It would seem that this game, and forum have taken over my life. My motivational skills have gone down hill, and my house, and social life have become an absolute mess. Gone are the days of being a domesticated housewife... I am now a tsto slob who is conveniently addicted to eating donuts. Can you save me from what I am becoming? |
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Post by Lamson on Aug 19, 2013 17:59:25 GMT -5
I'm living just fine thank you, but you never gave me the proper diagnosis, instead you just commented on my badge whoring You are free to contest your diagnosis, however you will only be considered after I have seen all my new patients. However it does appear that Lamson is offering snake oil psychiatry in the waiting room. Whatever it takes to make ends meet, my good doctor, whatever it takes. By the by, my snake oil will also cure all that ails anyone, from flatulence to impotence! |
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Post by coop on Aug 19, 2013 18:02:20 GMT -5
You are free to contest your diagnosis, however you will only be considered after I have seen all my new patients. However it does appear that Lamson is offering snake oil psychiatry in the waiting room. Whatever it takes to make ends meet, my good doctor, whatever it takes. By the by, my snake oil will also cure all that ails anyone, from flatulence to impotence! If it is flammable i'll take a case for fire breathing!! |
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Post by Lamson on Aug 19, 2013 18:08:43 GMT -5
Whatever it takes to make ends meet, my good doctor, whatever it takes. By the by, my snake oil will also cure all that ails anyone, from flatulence to impotence! If it is flammable i'll take a case for fire breathing!! Sold! See Dr. Monroe, its just like Barnum said -- "a fool and his money are soon parted." And I see an awfully big money making opportunity here. |
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Post by coop on Aug 19, 2013 18:12:04 GMT -5
Lamson oh hell just setup an automatic withdrawal from my checking account also you take paypal and rubber checks?!!
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Post by Lamson on Aug 19, 2013 18:24:01 GMT -5
Lamson oh hell just setup an automatic withdrawal from my checking account also you take paypal and rubber checks?!! The only checks I accept are the giant novelty ones. |
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Post by coop on Aug 19, 2013 18:26:04 GMT -5
Lamson oh hell just setup an automatic withdrawal from my checking account also you take paypal and rubber checks?!! The only checks I accept are the giant novelty ones. Posted by cjcccoopera few seconds ago Those are freakin sweet especially when there are made of chocolate! |
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Post by coop on Aug 19, 2013 19:09:14 GMT -5
@dr. Monroe
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 19:16:04 GMT -5
All right friends. The doctor needs to step out for awhile. I cannot let my hypoglycemia get the best of me. I'm sure my assistant will be around to lock up. We like to run a tight ship here. I have seen what happens to Moe Szyslak 's establishment when he is not around. I promise to return later. |
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At least @monoroe is nice enough to let me wait again, add me to the list! 
