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Post by JoeBeezy on Aug 20, 2013 22:41:20 GMT -5
Shots? I'll take a fireball, please. Make it a double.  Excellent adult flavored beverages. I will take a Buttery Nipple to go. And D'oh-tastrophe Inc. I'm glad you are here, I believe it is your turn on the couch. I'm next right doc? I might have to kick someone's ass soon and I don't wanna miss my session. |
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Post by BatusiMan on Aug 20, 2013 22:43:50 GMT -5
While I appreciate your enthusiasm,and would be more than happy to join you for a drink, those are not the kind of shots I was referring too This was the kind of shot I meant  Even better! Straight to the blood stream! A fireball, please! Make it a triple. Of course!! Just becareful on which nurse gives it to you, Helga put Lamson's needle in the side of his face, now he has a weird squint on both sides, but then again it wasn't her fault, lyonsek did make her jump by pinching her posterior. |
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Post by D'oh-tastrophe Inc. on Aug 20, 2013 22:46:09 GMT -5
Even better! Straight to the blood stream! A fireball, please! Make it a triple. Of course!! Just becareful on which nurse gives it to you, Helga put Lamson's needle in the side of his face, now he has a weird squint on both sides, but then again it wasn't her fault, lyonsek did make her jump by pinching her posterior. I choose self administration. Oh, shit, I don't think that was a vein... |
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Post by JoeBeezy on Aug 20, 2013 22:47:04 GMT -5
Even better! Straight to the blood stream! A fireball, please! Make it a triple. Of course!! Just becareful on which nurse gives it to you, Helga put Lamson's needle in the side of his face, now he has a weird squint on both sides, but then again it wasn't her fault, lyonsek did make her jump by pinching her posterior. |
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Post by BatusiMan on Aug 20, 2013 22:47:57 GMT -5
Of course!! Just becareful on which nurse gives it to you, Helga put Lamson's needle in the side of his face, now he has a weird squint on both sides, but then again it wasn't her fault, lyonsek did make her jump by pinching her posterior. I choose self administration. Oh, shit, I don't think that was a vein... Well as long as you didn't inject the baby on your saddle we should be fine  |
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Post by JoeBeezy on Aug 20, 2013 22:48:26 GMT -5
Of course!! Just becareful on which nurse gives it to you, Helga put Lamson's needle in the side of his face, now he has a weird squint on both sides, but then again it wasn't her fault, lyonsek did make her jump by pinching her posterior. I choose self administration. Oh, shit, I don't think that was a vein... |
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Post by D'oh-tastrophe Inc. on Aug 20, 2013 22:50:36 GMT -5
I choose self administration. Oh, shit, I don't think that was a vein... Well as long as you didn't inject the baby on your saddle we should be fine I gave him some Crown. He's actually 18 and just looks like a baby eternally. He's old enough to drink everywhere but the US. |
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Post by BatusiMan on Aug 20, 2013 22:54:50 GMT -5
Well as long as you didn't inject the baby on your saddle we should be fine I gave him some Crown. He's actually 18 and just looks like a baby eternally. He's old enough to drink everywhere but the US. Well he clearly knows how to drive  So he shouldbe old enough to drink. |
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Post by D'oh-tastrophe Inc. on Aug 20, 2013 22:59:16 GMT -5
I gave him some Crown. He's actually 18 and just looks like a baby eternally. He's old enough to drink everywhere but the US. Well he clearly knows how to drive So he shouldbe old enough to drink. Old enough to vote, old enough to serve in the armed forces, old enough to drink. Oh, wait... |
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Post by BatusiMan on Aug 20, 2013 23:19:48 GMT -5
Darn, the doc locked his office *presses face against door window* I think I left my keys in there.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 23:47:58 GMT -5
Thinking a few of my posts in the diagnosis thread being canceled or edited. It's probably cause I'm insane now. But it also makes sense since nurse bertha joined the team.
I really have a fireskin.
Technically it's because of the shocks...
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Post by JoeBeezy on Aug 21, 2013 11:00:31 GMT -5
What's sup doc you ain't open your office yet? Those shots are starting to wear off
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Post by BatusiMan on Aug 21, 2013 11:25:08 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe I think I'm developing a new problem, as a Canadian I fear I am becoming less welcome here due to other Canadian forum members. That and the fact the constantly hope forum memebers aren't Canadian doesn't help. Is there any truth to my fear????
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 11:33:00 GMT -5
Dr. Monroe I think I'm developing a new problem, as a Canadian I fear I am becoming less welcome here due to other Canadian forum members. That and the fact the constantly hope forum memebers aren't Canadian doesn't help. Is there any truth to my fear???? Canadian? Unfollow? |
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Post by JoeBeezy on Aug 21, 2013 12:50:42 GMT -5
Hey Dr. Monroe are you bout ready for me? If not I'm ready for a sponge bath. Where's the nurses at  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 12:55:03 GMT -5
Hey Dr. Monroe are you bout ready for me? If not I'm ready for a sponge bath. Where's the nurses at You are pretty far down on the list my friend. As for the nurses, they may be taking a day off. However I will be attending a seminar on the proper attachment of electrodes to human nipples. We are still looking for specimen volunteers if you would like to attend as a guest. |
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Post by JoeBeezy on Aug 21, 2013 12:59:19 GMT -5
Hey Dr. Monroe are you bout ready for me? If not I'm ready for a sponge bath. Where's the nurses at You are pretty far down on the list my friend. As for the nurses, they may be taking a day off. However I will be attending a seminar on the proper attachment of electrodes to human nipples. We are still looking for specimen volunteers if you would like to attend as a guest. Damnit no nurses and I still can't be at the bottom when most of your patiences aren't available. Who you tryna fool doc? Just call me crazy so these nurses can wash me every day. And he'll no I won't volunteer to get shocked but if you need me to blow someone up holla at me. |
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Post by lyonsek on Aug 21, 2013 13:08:20 GMT -5
Ah Dr. Monroe you must be a legitimate practitioner. Every doctor I've ever seen has obligated the sick or dying patient to wait for wholly unreasonable periods of time before being seen. Given that I'm now measuring the wait in days, this can only mean that you must be exceptional in your craft. I look forward to finally meeting. I do, however, wish you had a washroom in the office. My ficus is starting to die due to extensive "watering", and I can't bring myself to mention how well fertilized its become. |
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Post by Kymie on Aug 21, 2013 13:45:13 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 14:04:21 GMT -5
Now JoeBeezy there is no need for theatrics, please come sit in this nice padded chair. There is an easy way to calm your anxieties. You simply need to go to the fist non-Monroe post in this thread. Nevermind, move beyond Peru's banter. You can figure out where you are in line by looking at all the posts that come before you. I'm not really sure what kind of creature you are, and what your anatomy consists of, but if you are human then you will have a couple of fingers and toes left after counting. Then you can go to the first post of Diagnosis thread. Although this post clearly violates HIPAA guidelines in the United State since it reveals private information on current and previous patients, it also gives you a list of who has visited the office. If you subtract the second number from the first then you will know how many people are ahead of you in line. See math can be fun. |
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Post by JoeBeezy on Aug 21, 2013 14:09:51 GMT -5
Now JoeBeezy there is no need for theatrics, please come sit in this nice padded chair. There is an easy way to calm your anxieties. You simply need to go to the fist non-Monroe post in this thread. Nevermind, move beyond Peru's banter. You can figure out where you are in line by looking at all the posts that come before you. I'm not really sure what kind of creature you are, and what your anatomy consists of, but if you are human then you will have a couple of fingers and toes left after counting. Then you can go to the first post of Diagnosis thread. Although this post clearly violates HIPAA guidelines in the United State since it reveals private information on current and previous patients, it also gives you a list of who has visited the office. If you subtract the second number from the first then you will know how many people are ahead of you in line. See math can be fun.  So it's like five people right I hate math and you kinda lost me too doc lol |
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Post by Mitzy on Aug 21, 2013 14:14:18 GMT -5
It seems like the dire needs of a fairy have been overlooked.  maybe captain hook can help me  Sulking away to try and recover my happy thoughts and sparkle  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 14:17:38 GMT -5
It seems like the dire needs of a fairy have been overlooked. maybe captain hook can help me Sulking away to try and recover my happy thoughts and sparkle Do not worry, you are on the list. Perhaps JoeBeezy would be a gentleman and switch places with you. |
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Post by A Bad Example on Aug 21, 2013 14:19:11 GMT -5
Anyone seen D'oh-tastrophe Inc.? She has my favorite flamethrower. As I can't find the quacks waiting list I figure a party at Moe's will be theropod if. BYOED. |
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Post by Mitzy on Aug 21, 2013 14:19:41 GMT -5
Ah bless. As long as I'm there that's ok. Captain hook says he has something to cheer me up. I wonder what it could be  |
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