The Egg Post: IT'S CRUNCH TIME! Check the first post!

[D'oh-tastrophe Inc.]

The Egg Post
The Virtual Trading Post for all of Your Egg Needs

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ATTENTION: Are you still behind on snakes? Here are some tips.

• There are a lot of people looking to trade on here. Take advantage of it, especially if you have a lot of eggs.
• Play the game a, uh, lot. Invest in snake generators.
• Plenty of forum users have eggs to give away. Look around in here and in the forum itself.
  
• Check out Android's Dungeon and you may be able to find what you need, dependent upon your moral compass.

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Directory

• Whacking Day Guide
• How many snakes you need each day, thanks to Spud!
• The Egg Pledge
• Egg Lottery
• brenner_yes's thread on eggs for friends.
• Easter: Whacking Day Style
• Eggs for Jokes
  
• Eggs for Forum Friends

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I've decided to make a nice and neat thread that will show who is giving eggs (and how many if they have a preset amount) and who is looking for eggs. There are forms at the bottom of the post for you to fill out to make it easier for me to put your specific needs and wants here. I can also list you if you no longer wish to receive eggs. Just note it in your post, or simply make a post saying that you do not want anymore eggs. You can fill out multiple forms (such as an egg swap form and a looking for eggs form). Also, forum IDs are noted here, NOT origin IDs. Credit goes to gumbo for giving me inspiration for the idea. I also want to note that I will currently only list you as looking for eggs until you get 12500 snakes, as that is the number for the main Whacking Day Prizes. The goal of the Egg Post is to get everyone the main prizes. Whack Boxes are optional. Closer to the end of the event, I will add you back for Whack Boxes if a lot of users are not scrambling around for the Whacking Day Prizes.

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Trading Post Rules

1. Do not post someone else's Origin ID. This should go without saying. It is also advised that you not post your ID to avoid a slew of friend requests.
2. This is not an ADD ME thread. Keep in mind that you need to have at least one friend slot open at a time to allow for eggs bombs, egg exchanges, and so on. Do not expect new neighbors to come of this, even though they may.
3. Transactions may be conducted here, or may be conducted via PM. You can indicate which method you prefer (if any) and I will note it for you.
4. For people seeking eggs: Please let me know if you have gotten all the eggs or snakes you need so I can remove you from the list and others can be helped.
5. For those willing to give eggs: Please let me know if you can no longer do so. I will need to remove you from the listing.
6. For people looking to swap eggs: Please know you do have to hold up to your end of the bargain. If I find out you are not swapping the amount of eggs you promised, I will remove you from the listing.
7. All forum rules apply, these house rules are just to help this specific thread run smoother.

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Those Giving Eggs

pyrocant:

• Wait List (as of April 17 at 2:57p EST): 3 people
• Promised Amount of Eggs: 100-250
• Average Wait Time: 24 - 26 hours
• Preferred method of contact: Private message
• Special Notes: She will give daily once she has enough eggs to spread around her list.

mdfriend:

• Wait List (as of April 17 at 3:57p EST): 3 People
  
• Promised Amount of Eggs: 20-100
  
• Average Wait Time: 24 Hours
• Preferred Contact Method: Contact through a private message.
• Special Notes: Can give eggs more than once to neighbors only.
  

brenner_yes:

• Wait List (as of April 17 at 5:58p EST): 9 people
  
• Promised Amount Of Eggs: around 100
  
• Average Wait Time: 24 - 48 hours
  
• Preferred method of Contact: Private message him.
  
• Special notes: He does not have a lot of room on his friends list, but he will accommodate you if he can. He will also give eggs repeatedly as he collects more.
  

talk375:

• Wait List (as of April 17 at 6:59p EST): 3 people
  
• Promised amount of eggs: 30 - 150 eggs
  
• Average Wait Time: 24 hours
  
• Preferred method of contact: Private message
  
• Special Notes: She will give eggs multiple times, but asks that you let her know when you have reached 12,500 snakes so she can help others.
  

pudgybunnybry:

• Wait List: He doesn't really have a wait list, but he does have one person he regularly gives eggs to.
  
• Promised amount of eggs: 150 to 300
  
• Average Wait Time: 24 hours
  
• Preferred method of contact: Private message
  
• Special Notes: He is only doing this for forum regulars. Will give eggs more than once, but it will depend on what he has and how many he can get. He will not be able to give eggs on April 19 or April 23, and will only do about three egg drops on April 22.
  

@rscowboy:

• No details given.

archer:

• No details given.

President Dude:

• All I know is he is giving 600 eggs, and totally awesome.
  

coda

batgirl

badaklu

Sai-Nism

Chubby Lantern

Dr. Cheeks

Spider Pig

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Those Looking for Eggs

Bluestem2722:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 17 at 7:02p EST): 4,000
  
• Method of Contact: Private Message
  

sarah:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 17 at 7:10p EST): 1,600

czechmagnet:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 17 at 8:12p EST): 3,750
  
• Method of Contact: Contact him through a private message.
  

Vigilante:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 28 at 10:49p EST): 5,575
  
• Method of Contact: Contact him with a private message.
  

iswthunder:

• Current Snake Amount: 1827
  
• Method of Contact: Private message him.

MorriganAlex:

• Current Snake Amount (as of May 1 at 9:06p EST): 9,400
  
• Method of Contact: Private Message

spofamilia:

• Current Snake Amount: 2,000
  
• Method of Contact: Private message
  

amsnake0:

• Current Snake Amount: 4,251
  
• Method of Contact: Private Message
  

Andy:

• Current Snake Amount: 1,374
  
• Method of Contact: Private Message or here.

stchris:

• Current Snake Amount: 3,370
  
• Method of Contact: Private Message

guiltynate:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 19 at 2:00a EST): 1,650
  
• Method of Contact: Private message
• Special notes: Willing to give about 30 eggs in return.
  

jbmcclanahan:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 19 at 9:57a EST): 4,368
  
• Method of Contact: Private message

qpea11:

• Current Snake Amount (as of May 1 at 11:39a EST): 6,100
• Method of Contact: Private message

swark5:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 20 at 6:00p EST): 3,600
  
• Method of Contact: Private message
  

highvoltage00:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 25 at 11:46p EST): 4,585
  
• Method of Contact: Private message

Snowball2:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 20 at 2:44p EST): 3,900

creeeeeeeeeed:

• The egg drops are not for him, but for his girlfriend (awww). Please private message him.
  

flyingmonkey694:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 21 at 12:31a EST): 1,096
  
• Method of Contact: Private Message

anangrybigfoot:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 25 at 9:05p EST): 5,400
  
• Method of Contact: Private Message
  

wads:

• Current Snake Amount (as of May 7): About 11,500
  
• Method of Contact: Private Message
  

dabigmek

• Current Snake Amount (as of May 7): 11,154
  
• Method of Contact: Private Message
  

hermeygirl:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 22 at 4:44p EST): 5,350
  
• Method of Contact: Private Message
  

mayormccheez:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 28 at 11:42p EST): 7,800
  
• Method of Contact: Private Message
  

Pie Man:

• Current Snake Amount (as of May 7): 11,300
  
• Method of Contact: Private Message
  

Slav85:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 28 at 6:55a EST): 6,217
  
• Method of Contact: Private Message

catcult:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 23 at 10:02p EST): 7,600
  

tool1248:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 24 at 5:02p EST): 4,658
  

robotfightclub:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 24 at 10:44p EST): 4,759
  

datolite:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 25 at 8:48a EST): 3,431
  

Sadhbh:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 25 at 5:36p EST): 5,701
  

djjaines:

• Current Snake Amount (as of May 5 at 6:08p EST): 11,200
  

johncasey:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 26 at 6:41p EST): 5,426
  

xrmarto:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 26 at 9:36p EST): 1,942
  

Brad:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 29 at 6:15p EST): 8,500

dadogleg:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 26 at 10:11p EST): 3,940
  

swimpal:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 27 at 3:09a EST): 6,800
  

txkat:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 27 at 3:54p EST): 4,050
  

EachOnSet:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 28 at 11:29p EST): 4,000
  

vraimarge:

• Current Snake Amount (as of May 2 at 11:31a EST): 6,953
  

Ickshter:

• Current Snake Amount (as of April 29 at 4:55p EST): 7,600
  

Titch24:

• Current Snake Amount (as of May 1 at 2:46a EST): 3,500
  

d:

• Current Snake Amount (as of May 1 at 3:04p EST): 4,100
  

Lionel Hutz:

• Current Snake Amount (as of May 1 at 4:00p EST): 7,500
  

@lordgimmick:

• Current Snake Amount (as of May 1 at 6:55p EST): 6,012
  

mixedgreens:

• Current Snake Amount (as of May 1 at 10:45p EST): 8,244
  

uharchmajor:

• Current Snake Amount (as of May 2 at 12:43a EST): 7,315
  

pnasty:

• Current Snake Amount (as of May 2 at 4:22p EST): 7,300

bustinch0ps:

• Current Snake Amount (as of May 2 at 7:15a EST): 5,876
  

ctybld1:

• Current Snake Amount (as of May 2 at 11:20p EST): 7,800
  

jdubbbbb:

• Current Snake Amount (as of May 3 at 1:20a EST): 9,000
  

bellja4321:

• Current Snake Amount (as of May 3 at 4:18a EST): 6,300
  

SlinkyBeads:

• Her boyfriend needs eggs. PM her. He's got around 8,000 snakes.
  

treyeveryday:

• Current Snake Amount (as of May 7 at 1:48a): 10,400
  

fatboyslick:

• Current Snake Amount (as of May 8 at 2:42a EST): 11,000ish

forbiddendoughnut:

• Current Snake Amount (as of May 6 at 12:00p EST): 8,200

kingthlayer

unbroken

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Those Looking to Swap Eggs

• pchorsedoc: Private message them to work everything out.
• badgerspoon: Neighbors and forum regulars only. Private message him to work everything out.
• area34: Looking to swap 50-100 eggs. Private message him.
• Sai-Nism: Has about 100 eggs to swap.
• laksupg: Can swap about 50-100 eggs. Private message him to work everything out.
• shane: Private message him.
• @kamilartur: Looking for a 500+ egg swap.
• @lamson: Up to 400 eggs available for trade. PM him.
• @jourdo: Looking for one person to exclusively trade with.
  
• spofamilia: Looking to swap 50-200 eggs.
• britt: About 500 eggs to swap.
• whoisjoegill: 400 eggs for trade.
• @fatboyslick: Looking to trade around 1,000 eggs with one person.
• Alphahumanus: Private message them.
• @lordgimmick: Private message him.
• sathannmith: Looking to trade 100 eggs.
• dohniels: Looking to trade 100 eggs.
• treyeveryday: Private message him.
• badaklu: Looking to trade 250 eggs.
• krulis: Looking to swap 500 eggs.
• argosy20: Has 1,000 eggs to trade.
• funkyminister: Has 1,000 eggs to trade.
• uharchmajor: Up to 500 eggs for trade.
• Brad: 100 eggs to swap.
• @killerbeas: Looking to trade 500 eggs.
• celtho: Looking to swap around 1,000 eggs.
• fatboyslick: Looking to trade 1,000 eggs.
• d: Looking to trade.
• treyeveryday: Looking to trade about 900 eggs.
• dohniels: Has 250 eggs to trade.
• spookydad716: Looking to swap 700+ eggs.
  

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Those Who No Longer Want or Need Eggs

• D'oh-tastrophe Inc.
• talk375
• pudgybunnybry
• @rscowboy
• bendermac
• svnoto
• glitchedexploiter
• melserd
• Doctoru2
• A Bad Example
• LSLeong
• @tarask444
• @electrikitty
• SlinkyBeads
• pchd
• spiffshine
• Fraggle
  

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The Forms

Copy these and fill them out and post them here. You can fill out any forum applicable to your situation.

Willing to Give Eggs
[b]Do you have a set amount you are giving[/b]: Ranges are acceptable
[b]Best method of contact[/b]:
[b]Average wait time for eggs[/b]:
[b]Would you prefer people contact you, or you contact them?[/b]
[b]Are you giving eggs on a one time basis, or are you willing to give more
than once?[/b]
[b]Do you currently have a list of people you have to give eggs to?[/b]
Note: If you keep such a list, please keep me updated on how many
people are on it so I can keep this post updated for you. If you
don't, put "Not Applicable" here.
[b]Is there anything special needing to be noted?[/b] For example, is
this neighbors only, forum regulars only? Does this offer have an
expiration date?

Looking for Eggs
[b]What is your snake count, as of today[/b]: Please keep this as accurate
as possible and keep me updated on it. When you reach 12500 you will
be removed automatically.
[b]Best method of contact[/b]:
[b]Would you prefer people contact you, or you contact them?[/b]

Looking for Egg Swaps
[b]How many eggs do you want to swap?[/b] Needs to be a preset amount. It is
acceptable to answer that you will determine how many eggs will be swapped on
a case-by-case basis.
[b]Best method of contact[/b]:
[b]Would you prefer people contact you, or you contact them?[/b]

[batgirl]

I got the motel today! (May 8)

I am still willing to accept eggs and pass them onto dougsbeard.


Thanks to those who dropped eggs! Seriously! I heart you all. 9o2NQym

D'oh-tastrophe Inc.
Kghoul
President Dude
mdfriend
Spider Pig
melly's hypno-troops
#40 (tintedinpink)

And anyone else!

[Deleted]

What is your snake count, as of today: 2,220 snakes
Best method of contact: PM on the forum
Would you prefer people contact you, or you contact them? Contact me about it.

[JoeBeezy]

Snake amount is 5430
Contact by pm
And to let u know right now I can't visit my friends so I won't be able to return favor but when ever it's fixed I got u.
Thanks in advance if u help a playa

[SuperDoll]

Apr 17, 2013 12:36:30 GMT -5 batgirl said:

I'm so out of touch. What is a Whack Box?

I think he means the boxes that contain donuts which you get after you reach the 12500 snakes which get you all the prizes.

[pyrocant]

Do you have a set amount you are giving: 100-250
Best method of contact: PM
Average wait time for eggs: 24-36 hours
Would you prefer people contact you, or you contact them? I prefer to be contacted but I will respond to thread posts.
Are you giving eggs on a one time basis, or are you willing to give more
than once? I will gave daily once I have eggs to spread around for my list.
Do you currently have a list of people you have to give eggs to? Yes, there's 3 people.
Is there anything special needing to be noted? No

Heisenberg I will start dropping eggs for you later. I was stuck at the licensing office all morning.

[mdfriend]

Apr 17, 2013 12:36:30 GMT -5 batgirl said:

What is your snake count, as of today: Please keep this as accurate
as possible and keep me updated on it. When you reach 12500 you will
be removed automatically.

I have 1800ish snakes.

Best method of contact: pm on this forum

Would you prefer people contact you, or you contact them?
Contact me please.

I'm so out of touch. What is a Whack Box?
Thank you to whoever will help me!

I will help, already helping Julius and Tintedinpink

[mdfriend]

Willing to Give Eggs

Do you have a set amount you are giving: 20 - 100

Best method of contact: PM

Average wait time for eggs: 24 hours

Would you prefer people contact you, or you contact them? Contact me

Are you giving eggs on a one time basis, or are you willing to give more
than once? Can give more than once, depends what I have to give

Do you currently have a list of people you have to give eggs to?
juliusgulius
#40 (tintedinpink)
batgirl

Is there anything special needing to be noted? I can only do this for neighbors as I am full up on neighbors with nobody to delete, but if you are my neighbor feel free to send me a message and I will see what I can do.

[D'oh-tastrophe Inc.]

pyrocant, batgirl, @themeparks4life, JoeBeezy, mdfriend; Added.

[D'oh-tastrophe Inc.]

Apr 17, 2013 14:17:53 GMT -5 svnoto said:

What is your snake count, as of today: 2100

Best method of contact: PM, origin ID is svnoto

Would you prefer people contact you, or you contact them? contact me please!

Great idea D'oh, thank you for the hard work!

Added. You're welcome.

[Duff Dawg]

I shall give everyone one egg a week and keep the rest to my self but also whack all ur snake. Yes eggs are useless to me otherwise but I like feeling rich hoarding hundreds of eggs.

[D'oh-tastrophe Inc.]

Duff Dawg, I'm not putting that up there.

[Fraggle]

Oooh it's kind of like Craigslist. Now I just need to find the Casual Encounters section.

Also I just looked and svnoto you are on my neighbors list. I remembered because I have issues getting into your town a couple times. I'll give you a good sized drop this weekend. I'll send you a message when I do.

[pchd]

What is your snake count, as of today: 2150

Best method of contact: PM here
Would you prefer people contact you, or you contact them?: either, just contacted friend brenner_yes

Willing to swap but I like to give 6-10 to my forum friends every day and I only have approx 60-80 per day.

Thank you!

[kimba441]

What is your snake count, as of today: about 2900
Best method of contact: PM
Would you prefer people contact you, or you contact them? Booth is okay.

Will give eggs back :-)

ATB
Kimba

[D'oh-tastrophe Inc.]

kimba441, pchd; Y'all are there.

I hope this is working well for everyone so far.

[HeyVenus]

What is your snake count, as of today: 1750
Best method of contact: PM or tag
Would you prefer people contact you, or you contact them? Contact me, please

Thank you in advance and thanks, D'oh!

[D'oh-tastrophe Inc.]

Apr 17, 2013 16:16:23 GMT -5 HeyVenus said:

What is your snake count, as of today: 1750
Best method of contact: PM or tag
Would you prefer people contact you, or you contact them? Contact me, please

Thank you in advance and thanks, D'oh!

You're welcome.

[Heisenberg]

Apr 17, 2013 13:36:39 GMT -5 pyrocant said:

Do you have a set amount you are giving: 100-250
Best method of contact: PM
Average wait time for eggs: 24-36 hours
Would you prefer people contact you, or you contact them? I prefer to be contacted but I will respond to thread posts.
Are you giving eggs on a one time basis, or are you willing to give more
than once? I will gave daily once I have eggs to spread around for my list.
Do you currently have a list of people you have to give eggs to? Yes, there's 3 people.
Is there anything special needing to be noted? No

Heisenberg I will start dropping eggs for you later. I was stuck at the licensing office all morning.

Thank you very much .

[Heisenberg]

Still looking for eggs
whatUsaid82
What is your snake count, as of today: Please keep this as accurate
as possible and keep me updated on it. When you reach 12500 you will
be removed automatically. 2233 snakes
Best method of contact: PM here
Would you prefer people contact you, or you contact them? either or.

[brenner_yes]

Willing to Give Eggs

Do you have a set amount you are giving: Have 3000 eggs now, il try to give ~100 per person.

Best method of contact: PM

Average wait time for eggs: 24-48hours

Would you prefer people contact you, or you contact them? Contact me

Are you giving eggs on a one time basis, or are you willing to give more
than once? I will keep giving as i get more eggs

Do you currently have a list of people you have to give eggs to?
Melody
Linguo Is Dead
Bluestem2722
pchd
SlinkyBeads
batgirl
SuperDoll
Kghoul
@themeparks4life
JoeBeezy
AlbionGal
juliusgulius


Those are the ones i have on my friends list atm for those that have also pm me i hope to squeeze you in!

Is there anything special needing to be noted? I am full on friends and i do have a bunch already to try and squeeze in, like my sig says if u send me a request i will do my best.... But very hard at this point lol. Also in about 2 weeks time i will be starting work and be forced to cut down playing time, but i will do my best to collect eggs and send them out still.

*I just made room for a few more people who needed eggs, I honestly cannot delete anymore people at this point sorry guys!

Also i dont need anymore eggs so you can add me to that list

[talk375]

Do you have a set amount you are giving: 30-150

Best method of contact: PM

Average wait time for eggs: 24hours

Would you prefer people contact you, or you contact them? Contact me

Are you giving eggs on a one time basis, or are you willing to give more
than once? More than once

Do you currently have a list of people you have to give eggs to?
@themeparks4life
deano
sarah
pchd
JoeBeezy
HeyVenus
kimba441
davenk67
Roonil2 and son
batgirl
mashocke

Is there anything special needing to be noted? I can add about 3 more neighbors before I'm at capacity. Unfortunately I won't be deleting people to make more room but am more than willing to help all my current neighbors as much as I can

Add me to the list of not looking for eggs

[Deleted]

I just got 117 eggs from either D'oh-tastrophe Inc. or pyrocant. Thanks! My snake count is now 2,411.

[Bluestem2722]

Need eggs please!

Currently have 4000 snakes.
Please pm me at bluestem2722

Thanks much.

[Deleted]

I have 2,500 snakes now.