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Post by lyonsek on Apr 13, 2013 17:30:24 GMT -5
Alright I currently have 89 eggs available for distribution. I'm willing to give them to the top 2 jokes posted here by the end of the day. The best joke gets 50 eggs and the runner-up gets 39.
The only catch is that you either have to already be my friend or willing to accept an invite. Any takers?
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Post by indydude33 on Apr 13, 2013 18:58:43 GMT -5
Whether I win or not, I'm always happy to share this silly joke. (It's better if you know it was told to me by my niece who was, like, 9 at the time.)
Two cookies are in an oven and the first cookie turns to the other and says, "It's hot in here."
The second cookie looks at him and says, "AAAAAHHHH!! A talking cookie!"
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Post by 847.63 on Apr 13, 2013 19:16:38 GMT -5
My jokes are little....lets say crass.
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Post by Burnin TODI on Apr 13, 2013 19:21:10 GMT -5
Trying to win eggs by telling jokes.....this will ultimately get you "egg in the face".....
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Post by Fraggle on Apr 13, 2013 19:25:01 GMT -5
I have several brilliant pieces of prose in the joke thread on the off-topic board, however here's on that isn't listed there. Why did the monkey cross the road? {Spoiler}Because it was stapled to the chicken. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2013 19:25:57 GMT -5
Ill tell you a joke
EA (;
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Post by LSLeong on Apr 13, 2013 19:41:49 GMT -5
Alright I currently have 89 eggs available for distribution. I'm willing to give them to the top 2 jokes posted here by the end of the day. The best joke gets 50 eggs and the runner-up gets 39. The only catch is that you either have to already be my friend or willing to accept an invite. Any takers? And here I am leaving you eggs without strings attached  |
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Post by lyonsek on Apr 13, 2013 19:44:24 GMT -5
Alright I currently have 89 eggs available for distribution. I'm willing to give them to the top 2 jokes posted here by the end of the day. The best joke gets 50 eggs and the runner-up gets 39. The only catch is that you either have to already be my friend or willing to accept an invite. Any takers? And here I am leaving you eggs without strings attached And it is very much appreciated. I've managed to distribute quite a number of eggs and will get back to sharing the love amongst my friends. I just thought it would be fun to mix it up a bit. If it helps at all, I was hoping you would offer up a joke, then I could leave them with you  |
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Post by pudgybunnybry on Apr 13, 2013 19:47:54 GMT -5
A seal walks into a club.
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Post by LSLeong on Apr 13, 2013 19:51:30 GMT -5
And it is very much appreciated. I've managed to distribute quite a number of eggs and will get back to sharing the love amongst my friends. I just thought it would be fun to mix it up a bit. If it helps at all, I was hoping you would offer up a joke, then I could leave them with you Oh all right. Now you'll know how lame my jokes are. I don't know why but this is one of my favorites. What's green and brown and resides in the 100 Acre Woods? {Spoiler}Winnie's poo |
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Post by lyonsek on Apr 13, 2013 19:53:02 GMT -5
And it is very much appreciated. I've managed to distribute quite a number of eggs and will get back to sharing the love amongst my friends. I just thought it would be fun to mix it up a bit. If it helps at all, I was hoping you would offer up a joke, then I could leave them with you Oh all right. Now you'll know how lame my jokes are. I don't know why but this is one of my favorites. What's green and brown and resides in the 100 Acre Woods? {Spoiler}Winnie's poo Now that's the spirit! |
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Post by pudgybunnybry on Apr 13, 2013 20:00:48 GMT -5
Lame jokes are the best jokes!
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Post by The Butcher on Apr 13, 2013 20:02:48 GMT -5
A Jewish kid asks his father for 50$ the father says 40$ what do you need 30$ for
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Post by epicpilot1337 on Apr 13, 2013 21:59:24 GMT -5
One day three men around stranded on an island when the find a magic lamp. Then a genie comes out and grants the three men each one wish, the first man wishes to back home with his family, and the second makes the same wish. The third man than says "I'm lonely, I wish my friends were here."
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Post by Burnin TODI on Apr 13, 2013 22:04:09 GMT -5
Why did the snake cross the road??
To hide her eggs behind my Volcano Lair!!!!
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Post by jossyboy on Apr 13, 2013 22:08:13 GMT -5
4 men walk into a bar, the 5th man ducks
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Post by jossyboy on Apr 13, 2013 22:09:13 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA BEST JOKE OF THE DAY!!! Just kidding EA have been a joke for a while now |
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Post by creepyulee on Apr 13, 2013 22:15:56 GMT -5
What's invisible and smells like carrots? SpoilerA bunny fart.  |
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Post by AlbionGal on Apr 13, 2013 22:31:27 GMT -5
I heard this on SNL. What's a Human Suitcase? It's a midget on roller skates that wears all your clothes while you pull him through the airport.
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Post by A Bad Example on Apr 13, 2013 22:37:21 GMT -5
Alright I currently have 89 eggs available for distribution. I'm willing to give them to the top 2 jokes posted here by the end of the day. The best joke gets 50 eggs and the runner-up gets 39. The only catch is that you either have to already be my friend or willing to accept an invite. Any takers? And here I am leaving you eggs without strings attached That brings to mind some non pg-13 jokes.  |
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Post by A Bad Example on Apr 13, 2013 22:38:19 GMT -5
{Why did the chicken cross the road?} To get away fro Fraggle and her stapler. |
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Post by corkhopper on Apr 13, 2013 22:45:55 GMT -5
What did the egg say to the boiling water? Spoiler
I don't think I can get hard, I just got laid this morning! |
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Post by A Bad Example on Apr 13, 2013 22:49:08 GMT -5
I would be happy to tale you some jokes. Even though they are hissterical, and would leave you writhing on the floor, I don't want rattle lakooo. She might take a stick and whack at me. Python you add bmccl99, I am an eggcolent friend. This post brought to you by the letter b, which stands for beer. Which I am having a hard time doing right now. |
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nolonger2554
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How do you win this game, anyway?
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Post by nolonger2554 on Apr 13, 2013 22:54:35 GMT -5
Two elephants walk into a bar. One elephant turns to the other and says, "Huh -- big place!"
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Post by lilherb on Apr 14, 2013 1:17:25 GMT -5
Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Spoiler
Neither did she! Sorry everyone in advance! |
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