Kang
Springfield Resident 
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Post by Kang on Oct 15, 2014 10:20:27 GMT -5
People of Earth, cower before the approaching Rigellian onslaught! Our army of juveniles will be invading this forum very soon. In fact, it's already begun!You will know us by the terrifying  banner in our mini-profiles, by the way we hug your face and - for some inexplicable reason - turn you into an alien invader as well. It might not make sense to your puny Earth mind, but just go with it. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! We will continue to send small numbers to this forum over the course of approximately one Earth month, or as long as this Halloween event lasts in TSTO. Prepare for your future as livestock!
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Lisa
Springfield Resident
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Post by Lisa on Oct 15, 2014 10:29:31 GMT -5
Oh no! We've got to do something! I think I'm gonna go alert everyone to the invasion. Alerting everyone seems to be my thing.
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Post by Professor Frink on Oct 15, 2014 10:36:10 GMT -5
Let's find a way to resist the moiven-occupation! I can engineer a super-weapon! I just need a small, metal, nail-like object.
Ahoy-vun! I've got it!!
I've made the super-weapon. Now we need to arm all the citizens of this great forum with a Rigellian-blasting nailboard with the scrap wood and the hammering and the squish-squish alien.
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Lisa
Springfield Resident
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Post by Lisa on Oct 15, 2014 10:38:26 GMT -5
Really? You hammered a nail into a piece of scrap wood and that is supposed to save us? Well ok! Citizens of tstappedout.com - if you find a  banner in your mini-profile, it will be your duty to squish the invaders and SAVE THE FORUM! |
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Willie
Springfield Resident
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Post by Willie on Oct 15, 2014 10:49:53 GMT -5
Aye, that nailboard is all well and good little lass, but I prefer to wrestle the aliens with me bare hands. All the real men and women out there have a  banner in their mini-profile. We'll pry the aliens right off yer wee faces. Me hoovercraft's full o' alien eels... It's right time to hunt! |
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Post by Mayor Quimby on Oct 15, 2014 10:57:30 GMT -5
Citizens of er-ah-TSTOforum! It looks like you've got the situation well under control. I'll be conducting official er-ah-business the Bomb Shelter with Miss Springfield. Don't worry about us or any forum members with a  banner in their profile. If my sources are-uh correct, you will be just fine. Your surgically sculpted faces are too smooth for these tentacled er-ah-invaders to grab onto. |
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Post by minky on Oct 15, 2014 11:11:07 GMT -5
i know i have been AWOL... now i am just dead.
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Dr. Nick
Springfield Resident
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Post by Dr. Nick on Oct 15, 2014 11:20:35 GMT -5
Hey everybody! I hear that injecting bolutism into your face is actually a good thing now. But why stop at botox? Seriously, baby, I can inject anything I want.
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Post by brettolmsted on Oct 15, 2014 11:30:57 GMT -5
The invasion has only just begun and I am already DEAD. Does no one have a rod of resurrection or perhaps Dr. Nick's bolutism can save me from the life of being a farm animal with some juvenile face hugging me oh the humanity, think of the children!!! |
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Post by Duder on Oct 15, 2014 11:47:49 GMT -5
Well, I'm dead. Not sure how it happened, but I'm gonna say it was a heart attack during a threesome with princess Kashmir and lunch lady Doris.Or was that Kang and Kodos in morph? Either way, good times! Edit: upgraded to wrestler! Preparing to climb the ropes and jimmy "the superfly" Snuka Kang. Then I'll tap in my alter-ego Ricky "the dragon" steamboat to finish him off with the chickenwing facebuster. |
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Post by Linguo Is Dead on Oct 15, 2014 12:14:03 GMT -5
I squished Kang, and unsurprisingly uncovered him as an invader  |
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Post by BatusiMan on Oct 15, 2014 12:19:19 GMT -5
Question
Would it be wise to squish my own face?
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Post by Solar Dragon on Oct 15, 2014 12:25:51 GMT -5
Yay! I saved Kang! I ripped that Rigellian from his face! ...
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Post by unbroken on Oct 15, 2014 12:52:08 GMT -5
i remember this game!! the zombie game revamped!! awesome sauce!!
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Post by Ladycaviar on Oct 15, 2014 12:58:28 GMT -5
Well crap, how did that happen? Oh, the cat's asleep, dammit.
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Post by Gary on Oct 15, 2014 13:12:08 GMT -5
I promise it wont be a repeat of last year, if I ever get a weapon I wont just go around killing everyone no matter which side they are on.
*uncrosses fingers*
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Post by username5641 on Oct 15, 2014 13:12:49 GMT -5
Am I dead already? I'm probably dead already.
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Post by JoeBeezy on Oct 15, 2014 13:17:22 GMT -5
I promise it wont be a repeat of last year, if I ever get a weapon I wont just go around killing everyone no matter which side they are on. *uncrosses fingers* You lying mowthfawker. You killed me like ten times last year after you said you were done.  p.s.a he's gona kill you run lol  |
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Post by Gary on Oct 15, 2014 13:22:17 GMT -5
I promise it wont be a repeat of last year, if I ever get a weapon I wont just go around killing everyone no matter which side they are on. *uncrosses fingers* You lying mowthfawker. You killed me like ten times last year after you said you were done. p.s.a he's gona kill you run lol Yeah, but I did apologise for killing you afterwards, that’s got to count for something |
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Post by BatusiMan on Oct 15, 2014 13:23:14 GMT -5
You lying mowthfawker. You killed me like ten times last year after you said you were done. p.s.a he's gona kill you run lol Yeah, but I did apologise for killing you afterwards, that’s got to count for something Depends, were your fingers crossed then too? |
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Post by JoeBeezy on Oct 15, 2014 13:27:45 GMT -5
Question Would it be wise to squish my own face?  |
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Post by JoeBeezy on Oct 15, 2014 13:29:49 GMT -5
You lying mowthfawker. You killed me like ten times last year after you said you were done. p.s.a he's gona kill you run lol Yeah, but I did apologise for killing you afterwards, that’s got to count for something Only reason I'm still here is cuz someone used the dragon balls to bring me back. I for give you for now but your banned from the Halloween party on my hill lol  |
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Post by Gary on Oct 15, 2014 13:37:51 GMT -5
Yeah, but I did apologise for killing you afterwards, that’s got to count for something Only reason I'm still here is cuz someone used the dragon balls to bring me back. I for give you for now but your banned from the Halloween party on my hill lol But I’m a reformed character now, the killing sprees where all in my past. If one of the mods can give me a weapon I’ll prove it.  |
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Post by BatusiMan on Oct 15, 2014 13:40:14 GMT -5
Only reason I'm still here is cuz someone used the dragon balls to bring me back. I for give you for now but your banned from the Halloween party on my hill lol But I’m a reformed character now, the killing sprees where all in my past. If one of the mods can give me a weapon I’ll prove it. OH GAWD HE HAS A WEAPON!  |
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Post by Gary on Oct 15, 2014 13:54:15 GMT -5
Oops, sorry I didn’t see you there JoeBeezy I was just practising my swing and I killed you |
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Tatum: dear god y r we fighting. God: cuz u touch yourself at night.