Secret Santa Gift Thread

[Santa Homer]

To: txkat
From: indydude33

Merry Christmas txkat!!



If you give a cat a tablet, then she’s going to want to play The Simpsons: Tapped Out.

When you let her play TSTO, she’s going to want to build a really cool Springfield.

When she’s built a really cool Springfield, she’s going to want to show it off.

SO … she’s going to need some friends.

And you’re going to have to let her log on to tstappedout.com.

When she logs on to TSTOforum she’s going to make a lot of friends.

When she makes a lot of friends, she’s going to want to visit all of their towns.

When she visits all of their towns, she’s going to get lots of ideas.

She’s going to want to redesign her town, using all of those new ideas, but she’s going to need some donuts.

When you give a cat some donuts, she’s going to go crazy buying Premium Items.

When she puts all of the new Premium Items in her town, she’s going to get so excited that she needs to lay down a bit.

You’ll have to make her a little bed, with a soft pillow.

She’ll crawl into the bed and fall asleep, purring happily and dreaming of TSTO.

When she wakes up, she’s going to want to play TSTO all over again.

That means, you’re going to have to give her your tablet.

[jwlizard]

Dec 26, 2013 21:41:48 GMT -5 Santa Homer said:

To: txkat
From:

Merry Christmas txkat!!



If you give a cat a tablet, then she’s going to want to play The Simpsons: Tapped Out.

When you let her play TSTO, she’s going to want to build a really cool Springfield.

When she’s built a really cool Springfield, she’s going to want to show it off.

SO … she’s going to need some friends.

And you’re going to have to let her log on to tstappedout.com.

When she logs on to TSTOforum she’s going to make a lot of friends.

When she makes a lot of friends, she’s going to want to visit all of their towns.

When she visits all of their towns, she’s going to get lots of ideas.

She’s going to want to redesign her town, using all of those new ideas, but she’s going to need some donuts.

When you give a cat some donuts, she’s going to go crazy buying Premium Items.

When she puts all of the new Premium Items in her town, she’s going to get so excited that she needs to lay down a bit.

You’ll have to make her a little bed, with a soft pillow.

She’ll crawl into the bed and fall asleep, purring happily and dreaming of TSTO.

When she wakes up, she’s going to want to play TSTO all over again.

That means, you’re going to have to give her your tablet.

aaahhhh :lak:

[angryeraser]

Dec 26, 2013 19:52:01 GMT -5 Santa Homer said:

To: angryeraser
From:

Thank you! I should've sent these out as my Christmas card :abe:

[Santa Homer]

The next gift is for davenk67. During your Secret Santa's stalking research it was uncovered that you are a Chicago Bulls fan and therefore your Secret Santa would like to gift you a template to use in your Springfield.

To: davenk67
From: Duff Dawg

To color it in your best bet is
Red - Newspaper dispenses
White - White fences
Black - replace with green from large and small Hedges

And to help get you through the many hours this will take you to finish, complimentary with any gift from me is a life time supply of Duff Beer!

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[Santa Homer]

To: Bluestem2722
From: Snowball2

MOL/JACK

GET IT AND GET HIM BACK

MOL/JACK IS THE ONLY CHARACTER

RECOVERY SYSTEM OPERATED BY THE

SPRINGFIELD POLICE DEPARTMENT

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Merry Christmas, bluestem2722!

My gift to you is a subscription for a year, but as it is operated by the SPD, I am not sure how well it will work!

[Duff Dawg]

Are you people that made cookies an stuff actually gonna send them to your person?

[BatusiMan]

Dec 26, 2013 19:28:43 GMT -5 Santa Homer said:

To: BatusiMan
From:

Merry Xmas BatusiMan

Why thank you very much Ms./Mr. Secret Santa!!! I've drank more than I should've this holiday, but im not one to turn down a duff Cheers!

[jwlizard]

Dec 26, 2013 23:59:01 GMT -5 Duff Dawg said:

Are you people that made cookies an stuff actually gonna send them to your person?

I'm creepy, but not quite creepy enough to ask someone to send me their home address so I can send something to eat.

[G0THAMGIRL]

Dec 27, 2013 0:31:45 GMT -5 jwlizard said:

Dec 26, 2013 23:59:01 GMT -5 Duff Dawg said:

Are you people that made cookies an stuff actually gonna send them to your person?

I'm creepy, but not quite creepy enough to ask someone to send me their home address so I can send something to eat.

 Krusty the Clown

You know,  I would be willing to get a PO Box to receive some awesome cookies.



Ah, who I am kidding.. I am way too lazy to do that.

[lynstace]

Anyone can send cookies, candy and cakes to Texas. LOL, you know the address..The BIGGEST state in the Union!! . Lots of Texans here on the forum.

[davenk67]

Dec 26, 2013 21:58:13 GMT -5 Santa Homer said:

The next gift is for davenk67. During your Secret Santa's stalking research it was uncovered that you are a Chicago Bulls fan and therefore your Secret Santa would like to gift you a template to use in your Springfield.

To: davenk67
From:

To color it in your best bet is
Red - Newspaper dispenses
White - White fences
Black - replace with green from large and small Hedges

And to help get you through the many hours this will take you to finish, complimentary with any gift from me is a life time supply of Duff Beer!

SPOILER: Click to show

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Very well done stalking and excellent job with the Bulls logo! Thank you. Now, if only I could find someone to buy my season tickets for the rest of this year since Rose is out, it would be the best Christmas ever! I'll have to wait for more land, or clear out some stuff to make this.

[Menace 1211]

Dec 26, 2013 18:28:35 GMT -5 Santa Homer said:

To: Menace 1211
From:

The Snow Day
Outside the window the snow did fall,
And catch my passing gaze.
A blanket of white that covered it all
A sight that would surely amaze!

The Christmas lights twinkled in the night
Illuminating the snowy night sky.
Straining and struggling with all their might,
To entertain the passers by.

And from the warmth of my cozy home,
Sipping cocoa and admiring the world.
I reveled in the beauty, more stunning than Rome
Priceless memories worth more than gold!

Thank you sooooo much secret Santa for my very cool Christmas poem!

[Laughing Luigi]

Dec 26, 2013 18:23:31 GMT -5 Santa Homer said:

Laughing Luigi the gifter wanted to let you know a premium badge is in the works to be gifted to you in addition to the below gifts.

To: Laughing Luigi
From:

I hope you like your present Lui, I was going to get you more but all I could afford was the Bowie.



A signature 

Very cool! Thanks you Secret Santa +1

[Sprinkles, the FoolishDoughnut]

Dec 26, 2013 21:41:48 GMT -5 Santa Homer said:

To: txkat
From:

Merry Christmas txkat!!



If you give a cat a tablet, then she’s going to want to play The Simpsons: Tapped Out.

When you let her play TSTO, she’s going to want to build a really cool Springfield.

When she’s built a really cool Springfield, she’s going to want to show it off.

SO … she’s going to need some friends.

And you’re going to have to let her log on to tstappedout.com.

When she logs on to TSTOforum she’s going to make a lot of friends.

When she makes a lot of friends, she’s going to want to visit all of their towns.

When she visits all of their towns, she’s going to get lots of ideas.

She’s going to want to redesign her town, using all of those new ideas, but she’s going to need some donuts.

When you give a cat some donuts, she’s going to go crazy buying Premium Items.

When she puts all of the new Premium Items in her town, she’s going to get so excited that she needs to lay down a bit.

You’ll have to make her a little bed, with a soft pillow.

She’ll crawl into the bed and fall asleep, purring happily and dreaming of TSTO.

When she wakes up, she’s going to want to play TSTO all over again.

That means, you’re going to have to give her your tablet.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!! This is pure gold! *applauds*

[Granny]

Dec 26, 2013 16:23:46 GMT -5 Santa Homer said:

There sure has been a lot of mail to me. Much generosity in the gift giving department here. Guess I should get to it then.

For this round of Secret Santa the first gift is for Granny. Come on down and get your specialized gift!

To: Granny
From:

Oh I just adore this! I hadn't thought to do the "G" that way! And you even caught one of the elves for me! Thank you so much! 

[A Bad Example]

Dec 26, 2013 21:41:48 GMT -5 Santa Homer said:

To: txkat
From:

Merry Christmas txkat!!



If you give a cat a tablet, then she’s going to want to play The Simpsons: Tapped Out.

When you let her play TSTO, she’s going to want to build a really cool Springfield.

When she’s built a really cool Springfield, she’s going to want to show it off.

SO … she’s going to need some friends.

And you’re going to have to let her log on to tstappedout.com.

When she logs on to TSTOforum she’s going to make a lot of friends.

When she makes a lot of friends, she’s going to want to visit all of their towns.

When she visits all of their towns, she’s going to get lots of ideas.

She’s going to want to redesign her town, using all of those new ideas, but she’s going to need some donuts.

When you give a cat some donuts, she’s going to go crazy buying Premium Items.

When she puts all of the new Premium Items in her town, she’s going to get so excited that she needs to lay down a bit.

You’ll have to make her a little bed, with a soft pillow.

She’ll crawl into the bed and fall asleep, purring happily and dreaming of TSTO.

When she wakes up, she’s going to want to play TSTO all over again.

That means, you’re going to have to give her your tablet.

I like this.
It reminds me of a joke.

And Muppets are the same way.

[A Bad Example]

Dec 27, 2013 1:00:47 GMT -5 G0THAMGIRL said:

Dec 27, 2013 0:31:45 GMT -5 jwlizard said:

I'm creepy, but not quite creepy enough to ask someone to send me their home address so I can send something to eat.

 Krusty the Clown

You know,  I would be willing to get a PO Box to receive some awesome cookies.



Ah, who I am kidding.. I am way too lazy to do that.

I've already got one. I will gladly consume collect the cookies. Trust me, I'm an NSAID volunteer moderator of a game that pays homage to Homer Simpson. If that doesn't say trustworthy, what does?

[lakooo]

Dec 27, 2013 2:30:41 GMT -5 A Bad Example said:

Dec 27, 2013 1:00:47 GMT -5 G0THAMGIRL said:

 Krusty the Clown

You know,  I would be willing to get a PO Box to receive some awesome cookies.



Ah, who I am kidding.. I am way too lazy to do that.

I've already got one. I will gladly consume collect the cookies. Trust me, I'm an NSAID volunteer moderator of a game that pays homage to Homer Simpson. If that doesn't say trustworthy, what does?

You're a nonsteroidal antiinflammatory drug?

I'm so confused. I just thought you were a likable pervert.

[A Bad Example]

Dec 27, 2013 2:57:47 GMT -5 lakooo said:

Dec 27, 2013 2:30:41 GMT -5 A Bad Example said:

I've already got one. I will gladly consume collect the cookies. Trust me, I'm an NSAID volunteer moderator of a game that pays homage to Homer Simpson. If that doesn't say trustworthy, what does?

You're a nonsteroidal antiinflammatory drug?

I'm so confused. I just thought you were a likable pervert.

Pervert. Moderator. Is there a difference?

[G0THAMGIRL]

 

There's only about day or so left till the Secret Santa submission deadline is here.

My Secret Santa hates me.



OR

I must be on the naughty list. 

[Gilby]

Dec 27, 2013 3:10:03 GMT -5 G0THAMGIRL said:

 

There's only about day or so left till the Secret Santa submission deadline is here.

My Secret Santa hates me.



OR

I must be on the naughty list. 

Perhaps they are doing something so special because they are so fond of you that it is taking that little bit longer than the standard gift.

...or perhaps they just hate you

[lakooo]

Dec 27, 2013 3:10:03 GMT -5 G0THAMGIRL said:

 

There's only about day or so left till the Secret Santa submission deadline is here.

My Secret Santa hates me.



OR

I must be on the naughty list. 

You and me both.

Which just goes to prove A Bad Example's point.

[G0THAMGIRL]

Dec 27, 2013 3:14:53 GMT -5 Gilby said:

Dec 27, 2013 3:10:03 GMT -5 G0THAMGIRL said:

 

There's only about day or so left till the Secret Santa submission deadline is here.

My Secret Santa hates me.



OR

I must be on the naughty list. 

Perhaps they are doing something so special because they are so fond of you that it is taking that little bit longer than the standard gift.

...or perhaps they just hate you

That's funny!

Oh wait... you tricked me. You big meanie head.

[Laughing Luigi]

Dec 27, 2013 3:10:03 GMT -5 G0THAMGIRL said:

 

There's only about day or so left till the Secret Santa submission deadline is here.

My Secret Santa hates me.



OR

I must be on the naughty list. 

I'm sure they can't hate you, so what have you been up to you naughty girl...?

[A Bad Example]

Dec 27, 2013 3:10:03 GMT -5 G0THAMGIRL said:

 

There's only about day or so left till the Secret Santa submission deadline is here.

My Secret Santa hates me.



OR

I must be on the naughty list. 

I suspect the latter for me. But don't worry. Fraggle got me my coal.