Secret Santa Gift Thread

[D'oh-tastrophe Inc.]

Secret Santa: The Gifts

We've decided to put good ol' Santa Homer to work and he is going to post all of the Secret Santa gifts here as he feels like it. We're going to be doing a big reveal on December 29, so be sure to check back here to see who gave you your gift!

[Santa Homer]

Well, it seems I'm required to do more work. When I was hired I was told all I would have to do is sit in a chair and hand out presents. A warning about the extra stuff would have been nice, guys. Anyway, I got the keys to this place and... ohhhh, presents! Let's see who I have first...

It looks like my first present is going to okcmamma. I've been told I can't tell you who gave you the present yet, how lame.

To: okcmamma
From: Gary

Isn't that pretty?

[Santa Homer]

My next gift is for lehaha14. I can only give you part of your gift since your gifter decided that signing their name was a good idea, so I'll have to give you the rest on the 29th.

To: lehaha14
From: Sony

/div]

Ohhhh, it's me! This is the best gift ever!

[Santa Homer]

To: batgirl
From: Snarkmork

[Santa Homer]

My next gifter seems extremely generous. Ohhhh... Chocolate.

To: Waylen
From: biff

And look! They even left a note, which I have to censor...

Dear Waylen,

Merry Christmas from biff and family! Your gift is homemade almond roca, covered in chocolate and finely ground walnuts. I hope you don't have a nut allergy! The angels threw in some candy canes as well as, and my wife made the festive ball wreath. I left the cookie sheets in the background to prove that we really did make it! Since you won't get to actually taste it, once the big reveal is done, I'll drop you a premium badge of your choice.

Merry Christmas and Keep on Tapping,
biff

Hey, what about me? I don't get a premium badge for all of my hard work?

[Santa Homer]

For my next giftee... Gift receiver... Whatever, it seems your gifter gift giver whatever went over board and make you six gifts to choose from!

To: oracle019
From: brettolmsted

Your gift giver... Whatever, hopes you like one of these enough to use. Here, I'll just quote them.

Okay, here is my gift. I noticed my giftee did not have a signature line and so I created one - well 6 variations in hopes he likes one well enough to use it. I can also give him larger files if he needs them later

[Santa Homer]

For my next person... Ohhh... Mmmm... Donuts...

To: The Riddler
From: z

[Santa Homer]

My next gift is for someone who thinks they're all that, and apparently so do a lot of people. Well, I'm here to tell you you're not all that. I am.

To: D'oh-tastrophe Inc.
From: Chrisp530

[Santa Homer]

Someone must really like my next gift person since they got a three part gift. This time, I can give you all three parts today.

To: Chrisp530
From: LSLeong

And this jingle the person wrote you should be sung outloud to the tune of my worst competition.



When EA start updatin',
There's a man you should be callin':
That's Chris, our resident Walkthrough King.
Let it ring!

For guides, there's no other,
Who can post the answers faster.
So you better make that call to our Walkthrough King!

[Santa Homer]

And, for my next gift receiver person, this is what I have.

To: Tara
From: G0THAMGIRL

Happy Holidays Tara!

I hope you enjoy your gif.
It is a signature for you to use if you would like! 



Open Card Here

Stupid Flanders...

[Santa Homer]

That looks like all the gifts I have for now. I'm going to go enjoy some of that birthday cake. Mmmm... Monkeys...

[Gilby]

Geez, way to set the bar high guys! Thanks a lot!

[lyonsek]

Oh great with all the forums in all the lands I have to pick one with a bunch of talented over achievers. Just great.

[BatusiMan]

Great now my gift looks inconsiderate

[Deleted]

Now I wish I would have gone first. I feel like that kid in my classroom who's waiting for all the Talented and Gifted kids to present first with their diorama's of a science project and all he's got is a picture he drew and colored.

Yep, no pressure. I'll just be hiding over in the corner somewhere hoping someone doesn't notice me and my gift.  

[brettolmsted]

Dec 18, 2013 22:01:45 GMT -5 @ray said:

Now I wish I would have gone first. I feel like that kid in my classroom who's waiting for all the Talented and Gifted kids to present first with their diorama's of a science project and all he's got is a picture he drew and colored.

Yep, no pressure. I'll just be hiding over in the corner somewhere hoping someone doesn't notice me and my gift.  

Krusty the Clown

[Chrisp530]

Dec 18, 2013 21:51:13 GMT -5 BatusiMan said:

Great now my gift looks inconsiderate

I think you may have gotten ripped off. This is the official one, that I plan on giving to one lucky soul



Or maybe I got ripped off

[SlinkyBeads]

*gulp*


Damn they're some awesome gifts....

[Ðxhealer]

nice work Santa .. it feels like Xmas already

[Santa Homer]

What is this? It looks like I have more presents to give today. Let's see who is first...

To: SlinkyBeads
From: Morganbaby1016

Aw, how touching. You guys are going to give me a case of the feels for Christmas.

[Santa Homer]

To: Morganbaby1016
From: Menace 1211

[Santa Homer]

This next gift should make anyone feel warm inside.

To: KJ78
From: Tara

Edit (12/29/13):

Dear KJ'S Stocking Stuffers,

It was not my intention to give you anaphylaxis for the holidays...after all it isn't a very festive look no matter how it's dressed up...

Therefore, please accept this replacement gift and my hopes that either or both of these delicious concoctions may be enjoyed by you and yours this holiday season! Cheers!
(and if you're allergic to these too then you're SOL ...Merry Xmas!)

[Santa Homer]

It seems this next person took the generic way out and gave some sort of Gift Card. Sheesh, whatever happened to gifts being personal?

To: servo2
From: Mitzy

Once I'm revealed as your secret Santa please contact me via pm and we can organise a friends request so I can do the panorama for you.

Merry Christmas from your secret Santa

[Santa Homer]

This next gift is... Mmmm... Chocoate...

To: Swanky
From: @flameprincess

A tin of White Chocolate and M&M bark. Top it off with a bottle of Baileys and we have ourselves a good night

[Santa Homer]

This next gift is another song. Sheesh, maybe PNR should have ran that song writing contest longer.

To: @themeparks4life
From: coop

Imagine all the themeparks, i wonder if you can, all the rides and fair food and a real life spiderman.
Imagine there no long lines. Its easy if you try. No got sick on the asphalt. You can ride the ferris wheel and touch the sky.
Now you may have a fast pass but you dont need it here. No standind around and waiting and the weather is clear.

Imagine there no ticket booths and the rides are free and all your friend from the form are shouting out with glee.
Imagine all the gift shops and nothing cost a dime, you can stay and ride all don't worry bout the time.
Imagine all the parking and its waiting just for you. All the splash rides are open you can take off you shoes.

Imagine all the sorry closed for maintaince signs and they are all put away. Every ride is a go again all night and day.
You may say you love theme parks but think of one like this. I hope someday you will find one thats my christmas wish.