Badgecember 1: Gift A Thon

[lynstace]

SinceI could only give one gift..Rats. here is my Christmas Love for EVERYONE!

[kitcat]

Dec 5, 2013 3:32:00 GMT -5 Ciano..???? said:

Why thank u Santa homer for the random gift..!!
& it is true ..I do luv da 'naughty nurses' hehe..

In the spirit of the Xmas holidays.. If I may I would like to gift kitcat..for just being my neighbor..!!

Dec 5, 2013 0:51:33 GMT -5 Santa Homer said:

Oh thankfully my list is so much shorter…more time for beer and cookies…

Well it was easier until Duff Dawg decided to put on my suit and abuse his mod power and start randomly tagging people. Good thing pixy0stix was kind enough to allow us to distribute hers. Watch out I’ll have the Grinch start taking your badges away. Since you can’t give yourself badges, you’ll have to find one of the nice staff members to do it for you…too bad they like finding people for the "naughty" list.

My first gift of the night goes to imfkool for best representing the evil side of Santa Homer.

Ooooh today I get to give a gift to angryeraser, you always have the best avatars.

Ahhhh…there’s a very buff, scary Scooby Doo amongst us…of wait it’s just Dalton. Here's your gift.

Next I have something special for SlinkyBeads...rrrrrr...need I say more?

Wait?! What?! We allow robots in this place…oh nevermind it’s just blandy2383. Please take this gift as an apology.

There’s always a gift from Santa Homer waiting for Tara, hope all is well.

And finally I would like to give a very special gift to servo2 for reminding us that post count doesn’t make the member. Active members come in all varieties, and without lurkers things would be a lot less active.

Since my naughty nurses have already received gifts, then my Santa Homer random gift of the day goes to Ciano..???? for his love of naughty nurses.

I found a second random gift of the night and I want to give it to username5641 because you always make me , in a totally non-creepy way of course…please don’t call the cops

Thank you, Ciano..????! And I'd like to pass along this wonderful gift to @tom7363 for being a good neighbour!

[Fraggle]

Announcement: Gift A Thon will be up and running until late December 24/early December 25. If you have already given gifts, but notice you have a neighbor or friend who DOES NOT have a gift yet, please feel free to tag Santa Homer and he will make sure that person receives a gift. If you just want to wish people happy holidays - go for it - but if the people have gifts please do not tag Santa. Santa Homer won't be doing self-nominations at this point, since the goal of the game is to give instead of receive.

Santa Homer will check in from time to time to hand out gifts, but since we will expect him to pick up some of the slack on other events he might not be on everyday. Don't worry, he will check your requests.

The second Badgecember event begins tomorrow, so this thread will be allowed to fall so we can start another adventure.

[jwlizard]

Dear Santa Homer,

My friend Epic has no box under the tree please help.

PS- I leave rum spiked mulled cider and chocolate coated molasses cookies on Christmas Eve :wtf:

[Santa Homer]

I thought my work was over and I was going to get to put my feet up and ride this one out until the end of the month., but now they’re telling me I have to keep watching this thread AND help with other events…this is not what the Christmas spirit is all about.

Let me dig into my bag and see what I have today.

I would like to give stebo884 a gift for passing on the love. I also want to give you a Krusty the Clown for your post. If the clown is ever paroled, gets around to checking his email he’ll give you a badge.

lakooo’s list is so long I may never get through it. I think Ankarstroom and Dev are still on her list.

I suppose I should also give gifts to our absentee forum fathers IDGAFF and rsommons They probably won’t notice though...since...you know...they are absent.

Duff Dawg has been looking at my list again. Maybe HE should be the real Santa. Well that means I have gifts for geco and badgerspoon.

A Bad Example would like to give a gift to #12. Watch out, if it's from A Bad Example, you never know what’s in it.

jwlizard would like to give Epic a mystery gift…and evidently would like to give Santa a stripper and liquor. I think I’ve seen that movie before.

Let’s see…some random Santa Homer gifts that Duff Dawg hasn’t figured out.

I’d like to give a gift to TaylorMcC13, good luck with your studies.

mattperiolat deserves a gift for putting all that time into those massive guides.

Stu, we haven’t seen much of you lately. Maybe this gift will convince you to stop with the Strong Silent Type thing.

I see albert2k, lurking around here lately, but he seems to have caught the Strong Silent Type too. Maybe he’s just waiting for Dr. Monroe’s return.

Finally I would like to give a couple gifts to new members. HobbesIsReal gets a gift for jumping in and starting a conversations and uber for sharing so many cool parts of your town in the What Have You Done threads.

[IDGAFF]

Hey Santa Homer, CRAM IT WITH WALNUTS! I'm here... watching, waiting!

[D'oh-tastrophe Inc.]

Hey, Santa Homer, I have this huge list of members with little to no posts that have been around for ages but log on pretty regularly and check things out. So, to make your job easier harder (don't worry, I can help you out), I'm gonna start tagging them soon... or now.

Katmira, metsjea, luanneplatter, vad87, chewbud, melaleuca (in a red hat), jjjakc, gogo333, tasties, xtj, stu88, aaahhh, seb, TazMan0307, danmar19, basildonboy98, bighairycellar, sweetdmac, lgmsse, sasslyn, kenecollier, chordof3, marktownley, bitey, catchmeblue, thumbsmagee, martok00001, schlpt, musichappens, @, dro333, and aarongspot21, don't think I haven't notice that y'all check in rather frequently. If the stunning abundance of intelligence around here can't lure you out the shadows to speak with us, maybe we can lure you out with presents.

I'd also like to welcome our newest members who joined us today with another round of presents. Welcome to the forum atlas711, badwilf, jonnyw360f1, jmagnabo92832, gogopandas, towncheese, and wpgrailfan! I hope you don't just sign up and quit it and you stay around for a while!

[redwagonner]

Wow! I get a gift? Just for Xmas? I don't have to bribe someone??? This is AWESOME! !

Thank you fa-la-la-lakoo!!! You are sweetness!

I now have to find a person cool enough to receive a gift from me, something that can't be returned or sold again on eBay.* The fact there is no bribing (I hope) so that said giftee will be sure to keep the gift. I gift my gift to (assuming they are available) to crazylife88.

* mom, in case you are reading this, I KNOW you asked Brandon from down the street to go on "that interwebs" to sell some of those gifts I have given you over the years. Maybe make a nickel or two, you told him. Nice. Maybe you don't deserve to appreciate an all ewok chess set. Or the attendant cool glasses with bounty hunters and the dark lord of the sith lording over you as you breakfast on marmalade and toast. Dartth Vader don't give a crap about you or your sticky, marmalady face. He seeks power and revenge, not donuts. (Okay, maybe one donut. Just one) Well, nevermind, I was hiding gifts in your bureau (hide in plain sight I say). Wel well what did I find? A whip, two piece bikini, and lubricant, (how you get dad In that two piece bikini, I'll never know.). Also found was an approx size of 12 inch Luke sky walker fabricated to bring more pleasure to you. Gross. I'll never look at Luke skywalkerwith his light saber thrusting here and there the same again.

[lakooo]

Dec 9, 2013 4:09:50 GMT -5 redwagonner said:

Wow! I get a gift? Just for Xmas? I don't have to bribe someone??? This is AWESOME! !

Thank you fa-la-la-lakoo!!! You are sweetness!

I now have to find a person cool enough to receive a gift from me, something that can't be returned or sold again on eBay.* The fact there is no bribing (I hope) so that said giftee will be sure to keep the gift. I gift my gift to (assuming they are available) to crazylife88.

* mom, in case you are reading this, I KNOW you asked Brandon from down the street to go on "that interwebs" to sell some of those gifts I have given you over the years. Maybe make a nickel or two, you told him. Nice. Maybe you don't deserve to appreciate an all ewok chess set. Or the attendant cool glasses with bounty hunters and the dark lord of the sith lording over you as you breakfast on marmalade and toast. Dartth Vader don't give a crap about you or your sticky, marmalady face. He seeks power and revenge, not donuts. (Okay, maybe one donut. Just one) Well, nevermind, I was hiding gifts in your bureau (hide in plain sight I say). Wel well what did I find? A whip, two piece bikini, and lubricant, (how you get dad In that two piece bikini, I'll never know.). Also found was an approx size of 12 inch Luke sky walker fabricated to bring more pleasure to you. Gross. I'll never look at Luke skywalkerwith his light saber thrusting here and there the same again.

Best. Footnote. Ever.

Krusty the Clown

[fritter2]

Dec 4, 2013 11:59:32 GMT -5 SlinkyBeads said:

Could I send a gift to fritter2

Oh I feel awful that I'm just now seeing this! Thanks for the gift, SlinkyBeads. I hope it's something from Disney World.

I would love to gift my brother, lobosalsa please. Thank you!

[albert2k]

Dec 8, 2013 22:08:35 GMT -5 Santa Homer said:

I thought my work was over and I was going to get to put my feet up and ride this one out until the end of the month., but now they’re telling me I have to keep watching this thread AND help with other events…this is not what the Christmas spirit is all about.

I see albert2k, lurking around here lately, but he seems to have caught the Strong Silent Type too. Maybe he’s just waiting for Dr. Monroe’s return.

Finally I would like to give a couple gifts to new members. HobbesIsReal gets a gift for jumping in and starting a conversations and uber for sharing so many cool parts of your town in the What Have You Done threads.

I know I was loss a little time from here, but, i lost my 34 job because my position was covered by external company and I started a new job with trainings and trainings and trainings. I hope, that I can be here a little more. Thanks to mention me here, I appreciate.

[lakooo]

Santa Homer, would you pleeeeeeease give a giftie to sgreve, who is a new poster but seems fun? And one to my pal Steve, who is a Strong Silent Type on the forum but a fantabulous neighborino? Thank you!!

Oh, and please, please, please give one to YesGuy? I know I'm asking for 3 gifts today, but please be kind and say ah-YEESSSSSSSS!
:itssofluffy:

[TaylorMcC13]

Dec 8, 2013 22:08:35 GMT -5 Santa Homer said:

I’d like to give a gift to TaylorMcC13, good luck with your studies.

That was pretty cool. Thanks!

[badgerspoon]

I'll send a gift to spooky. Merry Chrismakwanzukah!

[albert2k]

I give my give to my friends mdfriend and LSLeong .

[AlbionGal]

Yeah, so the day after I said I'm back I lost my Internet and Comcast finally showed up a few days ago. I got a new job and I work nights so my sleep schedule is totally out of wack. Thanks for the gift!

[Duff Dawg]

I'd like for lisastown to not get any gifts an to take away any she already got since she doesn't wanna be my secret Santa an hurt my feelings

[thejudd67]

Dec 7, 2013 0:21:00 GMT -5 Santa Homer said:

Oooooooooohhhhhh…a Birthday Doughnut! My favorite. All I got this year was some dried fruit and nuts dumped in my shoe.

thejudd67 I know you have said in the past that you don’t really do badges, but Laughing Luigi passed one to you, so if you don’t want a pixilated reminder of holiday wishes please let me know. Oh, well Santa Homer does what he wants, here’s your gift.

I was going for the "I'm too cool for badges," thing before mainly because I knew once I started collecting them then the same OCD that keeps me tapping my iPad instead of working would rear its head and I would need more... always need more......

I'll pass one on to brenner_yes

[lisastown]

Dec 9, 2013 18:55:03 GMT -5 Duff Dawg said:

I'd like for lisastown to not get any gifts an to take away any she already got since she doesn't wanna be my secret Santa an hurt my feelings

I <3 you.

Fraggle No my darling, can't participate as can't promise I will be available those days to produce something for other people, life has been crazily hectic over here. But I will keep my eyes on these badges coming. Please do one with Maggie Simpson, please please, G0THAMGIRL please?

[lisastown]

Wrong thread. DOH!

See how you mess my life up Duff Dawg!

[Deleted]

Dec 3, 2013 8:30:48 GMT -5 @tdpreys said:

I have two!

Who stole my 2nd gift? Come out of the shadow, I want to meet you at the front door.

[brettolmsted]

I know I already gave a gift, but I noticed a new forum member who made their first post yesterday/this morning who should get a gift - bd3d86

[jwlizard]

Santa Homer, I know I've bugged you a lot already, but Deo needs some Yuletide love too

[D'oh-tastrophe Inc.]

Dec 10, 2013 7:52:38 GMT -5 @tdpreys said:

Dec 3, 2013 8:30:48 GMT -5 @tdpreys said:

I have two!

Who stole my 2nd gift? Come out of the shadow, I want to meet you at the front door.

You were only suppose to have one. Double clicking is an easy mistake to make, and fix.

[Deleted]

Dec 10, 2013 10:01:34 GMT -5 D'oh-tastrophe Inc. said:

Dec 10, 2013 7:52:38 GMT -5 @tdpreys said:

Who stole my 2nd gift? Come out of the shadow, I want to meet you at the front door.

You were only suppose to have one. Double clicking is an easy mistake to make, and fix.