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Post by Eliza Simpson on Aug 21, 2013 22:09:10 GMT -5
 Breaking news! An attempted murder has taken place within our forum! The victim, well-known and well-hated millionaire Charles Montgomery Burns, owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power plant, was found barely hanging onto his life. Burns was rushed to Springfield Memorial Hospital where he is listed as being in critical condition. Details about the crime are sketchy at best. Local authorities are baffled as to what happened. There is a long list of suspects as everyone in town has a reason to want Burns eliminated. There were no witnesses to the crime and the forensics team has yet to identify the weapon used. The scene of the crime is also in question as police detectives mistakenly contaminated numerous buildings while searching for clues. We need your help to figure out this mystery! Here’s how you can help. Be sure to read this carefully as the criminal is still at large and may attempt to harm those trying to apprehend him/her!- Pictured below is our list of possible suspects, weapons and crime scenes.
- Authorities have given us 5 clues that tell us the suspects/weapons/locations that have been eliminated. Remember, the clues tell you what is NOT a correct answer.
- Once you’ve formulated a GUESS, post it here in this thread. Authorities will review your evidence and will post another clue they have uncovered if you are wrong. You will NOT be penalized for incorrect GUESSES.
- Your guess should be formatted this way: "I guess that Lisa committed the crime with the saxophone in the Springfield Retirement Castle."
- Be patient! Only one GUESS by any member is allowed at a time. If you post another GUESS before the authorities give a reply, the criminal will automatically come after you and you will become another casualty and thus eliminated from the game. The criminal will also remove your post to eliminate the evidence.
- No consecutive guesses. You must wait for at least one other member to post a guess before you can go again. This rule does not apply if you want to make an accusation.
- Authorities are busy trying to solve the case too, so they may be slow to review and respond to your guesses. Be patient!
- In order to solve the case, you must ACCUSE the correct suspect and name the correct weapon and crime scene. False ACCUSATIONS will give the real criminal the chance to come after you and you will become another casualty.
- Accusations should be made using this format: "I accuse Lisa of committing the crime with the saxophone in the Springfield Retirement Castle."
- The first person to ACCUSE the correct suspect and name the correct weapon and crime scene will win this wonderful badge worthy of Sherlock Holmes himself!
So grab your clue list and your magnifying glass, and let the investigation commence!  CASUALTIES TO DATE:C. Montgomery Burns MitzyBatusiMantxkatINITIAL EVIDENCE: |  |  | | Waylon Smithers | Necklace | Burns Manor |
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Post by Eliza Simpson on Aug 21, 2013 22:12:52 GMT -5
Don't all guess at one time.  |
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Post by Lamson on Aug 21, 2013 22:13:14 GMT -5
I guess Homer with the glove in the retirement castle.
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Post by BatusiMan on Aug 21, 2013 22:14:03 GMT -5
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Post by Eliza Simpson on Aug 21, 2013 22:17:23 GMT -5
The extend-o-glove has been cleared.  |
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Post by BatusiMan on Aug 21, 2013 22:18:07 GMT -5
I guess homer with the rod in the Simpsons house
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Post by Eliza Simpson on Aug 21, 2013 22:20:39 GMT -5
Homer Simpson has been cleared.  |
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Post by Lamson on Aug 21, 2013 22:21:44 GMT -5
I guess Bart with the slingshot in the bowlarama.
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Post by Mitzy on Aug 21, 2013 22:22:39 GMT -5
Beaten again
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Post by Eliza Simpson on Aug 21, 2013 22:24:30 GMT -5
The slingshot has been cleared.  |
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Post by BatusiMan on Aug 21, 2013 22:24:59 GMT -5
I guess Krusty with the rod in the frying dutchman
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Post by Eliza Simpson on Aug 21, 2013 22:28:27 GMT -5
Krusty has been cleared.  |
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Post by G0THAMGIRL on Aug 21, 2013 22:29:05 GMT -5
I guess Lisa committed the crime with her Sax at the Simpson house.
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Post by Lamson on Aug 21, 2013 22:29:16 GMT -5
Nothing to see here. Move along
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Post by Mitzy on Aug 21, 2013 22:30:33 GMT -5
Really need some sleep lol. Wild accusation before I go to sleep at the hospital probably  I accuse marge with the donut at the Kwik e mart |
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Post by mdfriend on Aug 21, 2013 22:30:50 GMT -5
I hate you fast guessers
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Post by Lamson on Aug 21, 2013 22:32:21 GMT -5
By hate you mean adore... |
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Post by Eliza Simpson on Aug 21, 2013 22:34:08 GMT -5
The Simpsons House has been cleared.  Unfortunately, Mitzy, your guess was incorrect. It seems you will be sleeping in the hospital tonight. I think they just installed new beds, though, but I wouldn't count on "new" actually meaning "new." It probably falls more under "overly used and abused." |
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Post by mdfriend on Aug 21, 2013 22:34:12 GMT -5
By hate you mean adore... By hate I mean want to stab in the eye with a pen knife, to pass to the biggest one in prison, to push off a cliff or the edge of the subway track...to swing the ban hammer of justice until only I am left to win this fucking game. Yes, I mean adore. |
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Post by mdfriend on Aug 21, 2013 22:34:21 GMT -5
I will go ahead an guess umm, let me see, ummm, Marge, with the donut in the dungeon
and suck it losers....yes, I am that kind of winner
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Post by BatusiMan on Aug 21, 2013 22:34:44 GMT -5
What I didn't guess anything......
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Post by mdfriend on Aug 21, 2013 22:35:43 GMT -5
damn double posting, I am hospital bound aren't I, shite.....sorry, guess Batusi's guess is legit and I can be wiped out...sorry
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Post by D'oh-tastrophe Inc. on Aug 21, 2013 22:36:10 GMT -5
By hate you mean adore... By hate I mean want to stab in the eye with a pen knife, to pass to the biggest one in prison, to push off a cliff or the edge of the subway track...to swing the ban hammer of justice until only I am left to win this fucking game. Yes, I mean adore.  |
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Post by Eliza Simpson on Aug 21, 2013 22:37:14 GMT -5
mdfriend, no rules broken. The rules are no consecutive guesses, not no consecutive posts. 
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Post by Eliza Simpson on Aug 21, 2013 22:37:47 GMT -5
The dungeon has been cleared.  |
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