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Post by rsommons on Jun 3, 2013 11:05:22 GMT -5
Photo Challenge: Crime Wave PART I  This week's Photo Challenge is a two parter (look at us, more NEW ideas!) Part one asks those that wish to participate to submit a picture of a crime in their Springfield. Public drunkenness, robbery at Kwik-e-mart, Fat Tony taking care of a problem, whatever you have going on. Be creative, feel free to dress up the scene a bit, but please keep it to one crime and NO SIGNS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT. For example:  For an added challenge, try to keep your crime different from those posted before you. But it is perfectly okay for more than one person to submit the same crime. TIP: While it is not required, it will be beneficial for part II, if your crime is of a stationary nature. Meaning the person committing the crime should be at a stand still. We will accept up to 12 pictures of crimes until Thursday June 6th. (we might be talked into more pictures...)
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Post by rsommons on Jun 4, 2013 13:33:13 GMT -5
Please post your Crime Scene Photos on this thread. Thanks!
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duelcitizen
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Post by duelcitizen on Jun 4, 2013 13:57:57 GMT -5
Mr. Burns polluting the community pool [and totally coincidental reactions to it]  Link to larger image |
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Post by Linguo Is Dead on Jun 4, 2013 14:12:49 GMT -5
Does public passed-out-ness from public drunkenness count? I will assume it does   |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2013 14:13:12 GMT -5
Fat Tony ran over Barney and is trying to hide the evidence, but Homer is nearby practicing for WD 2014....  |
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Post by rsommons on Jun 4, 2013 14:16:53 GMT -5
These are all right on track! great work.
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Post by President Dude on Jun 4, 2013 14:50:06 GMT -5
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Post by MelDesigner on Jun 4, 2013 15:49:27 GMT -5
Legs & Louie interrogate a squealer over a bridge. Most likely having the poor guy sleep with the fishes.  |
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Post by Ðxhealer on Jun 4, 2013 17:01:27 GMT -5
Krusty helps Mr Timely escape from prison  |
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Post by linky on Jun 4, 2013 17:51:24 GMT -5
 Duffman stands guard while Moe smuggles endangered species into his bar. |
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Post by D'oh-tastrophe Inc. on Jun 4, 2013 18:37:45 GMT -5
Krabappel, Tony, and the Rich Texan taking care of business. It's similar to one above, but different?  |
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Post by seven2nds on Jun 4, 2013 18:49:38 GMT -5
 Legs whacks Herman. Ha! I like this one! |
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Post by mdfriend on Jun 4, 2013 20:51:47 GMT -5
Whew, that took a bit, but I am pretty happy with this one.... So the premise is, Fat Tony's dynasty is drying up and he is having tryouts for the next earners. In this shot we have Fat Tony in the hot tub overseeing the venture. From Left to Right here are the crimes: 1. Ralph - stupidity, you will be shocked what this can earn 2. Comic Book Guy - loitering, public nuisance standing in a street messing up traffic, panhandling 3. Moe - Peeping Tom of humans 4. Luigi - Public noise 5. Barney - public drunkness, loitering 6. Shauna - Abuse of animals, PETA is pissed 7. Grandpa - accessory to all the crimes, doing nothing to report any crimes, PETA is not happy with his feed choice 8. Duffman - bestiality I do believe is against the law, and again, PETA is not happy 9. Skinner - Peeping tom as well, but on animals not humans 10. Snake - errr obvious 11. Herman - Unregistered bayonette 12. Otto - public nuisance, false advertisement of skills, err I mean street performer 13. Sideshow Bob - escaped convict (oh, I got so lucky, and I learned that if you ignore Bob he keeps coming back, or I got a lucky glitch) 14. Willie - no real crime, the bagpipes are a beautiful and underrated instrument, the crime is that there is nobody there listening 15. Dedrik Tatum - unregistered pet tiger 16. Flanders - unregistered Satanic impersonation  Larger Image |
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duelcitizen
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Post by duelcitizen on Jun 4, 2013 21:14:27 GMT -5
8. Duffman - bestiality I do believe is against the law, and again, PETA is not happy HAHAHAHAHAHA |
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Post by mdfriend on Jun 4, 2013 21:17:50 GMT -5
8. Duffman - bestiality I do believe is against the law, and again, PETA is not happy HAHAHAHAHAHA can I pander a Krusty the Clown ha ha, or you feel that it is just a okay not worthy of krusty ha ha? Oh, and thank you...award or no, I love the reactions of laughing. |
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duelcitizen
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Post by duelcitizen on Jun 4, 2013 21:20:12 GMT -5
can I pander a Krusty the Clown ha ha, or you feel that it is just a okay not worthy of krusty ha ha? Oh, and thank you...award or no, I love the reactions of laughing. OH RIGHT!! Haha that's definitely Krusty the Clown -worthy, I just completely forgot!  |
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Post by mdfriend on Jun 4, 2013 21:24:42 GMT -5
can I pander a Krusty the Clown ha ha, or you feel that it is just a okay not worthy of krusty ha ha? Oh, and thank you...award or no, I love the reactions of laughing. OH RIGHT!! Haha that's definitely Krusty the Clown -worthy, I just completely forgot! Thanks...I am glad it is worthy. And seriously though, I think there are states...thank you Google, there are 17 states that it is legal, Oregon not being one, which we did learn was the inspiration for our Springfield Legal States That One Can Bugger Animals |
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Post by linky on Jun 4, 2013 22:00:34 GMT -5
Be creative, feel free to dress up the scene a bit, but please keep it to one crime and NO SIGNS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT. lol so much effort went into that |
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Post by mdfriend on Jun 4, 2013 22:08:03 GMT -5
Be creative, feel free to dress up the scene a bit, but please keep it to one crime and NO SIGNS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT. lol so much effort went into that But it is just one crime, it is Tony's tryout for crimes, all under one umbrella |
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Post by mdfriend on Jun 4, 2013 22:09:50 GMT -5
mdfriendlol so much effort went into that But it is just one crime, it is Tony's tryout for crimes, all under one umbrella Conversely I could just go for the bestiality with Duffamn....Snake, who had a concealed weapon within his legal rights is dealing with a wind snake in the only way one can deal with a wind snake...everyone else is just going about daily life, breaking no laws. 1. Ralph - being such a cute young chap, inspired to do as he feels and unencumbered by society 2. Comic Book Guy - proudly geeking out on the latest graphic novel, out getting some exercise and air, way to go man 3. Moe - identifying with the rodents of the world 4. Luigi - The accordian, what a wonderful, gyspyiatic way to draw a crowd 5. Barney - do not punish the narcoleptics among us 6. Shauna - Feeding the deprived ducks, PETA member since 1997 7. Grandpa - who can argue with a man feeding the birds 8. Duffman - True crime - bestiality I do believe is against the law, and again, PETA is not happy 9. Skinner - We all love a bird watcher, how peaceful 10. Snake - dealing with a potentially dangeourous wind snake. He is quite misunderstood 11. Herman - Starting a Civil War training group 12. Otto - public guitar lesson 13. Sideshow Bob - on parole, good for him, Bart is safe 14. Willie - no real crime, the bagpipes are a beautiful and underrated instrument, the crime is that there is nobody there listening (this stands) 15. Dedrik Tatum - rescuing tigers one tiger at a time 16. Flanders - registered Satanic impersonation |
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Post by linky on Jun 4, 2013 22:23:21 GMT -5
Do beastiality. It is very original. Haha
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Post by A Bad Example on Jun 4, 2013 22:32:50 GMT -5
OH RIGHT!! Haha that's definitely Krusty the Clown -worthy, I just completely forgot! Thanks...I am glad it is worthy. And seriously though, I think there are states...thank you Google, there are 17 states that it is legal, Oregon not being one, which we did learn was the inspiration for our Springfield Legal States That One Can Bugger AnimalsIs anyone surprised this legal in DC? |
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Post by A Bad Example on Jun 4, 2013 22:38:46 GMT -5
rsommons, you didn't specify a time frame, so here is my favorite crime shot with no sign of law enforcement 1 But just in case 2, here is Barney at his lowest.  1. I mean the robbery, not What Moleman is doing. 2. If age is a factor in acceptability, here is.something more recent. And yes, I still send Lisa on this task.
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Post by 847.63 on Jun 4, 2013 23:52:17 GMT -5
Snake coming out of robbing Krusty burger and he took a hostage. (Private security is not real law enforcement)  |
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Post by Stu on Jun 5, 2013 5:21:23 GMT -5
Ever since Springfield shot down his spaceship, Kang has been thirsty for revenge. Strapping on his mighty set of balls (approximately 700 of them) he entices residents into his slave compound, forcing some residents into slave labour in order to fix his ship while others are detained for other uses. In particular Jasper has been the result of a number of Kang's experiments. Most vengefully, Kang has captured mad scientist Frink to operate the deadly ray gun and shoot down all air crafts whcih come in range.Those who object, most notably Willie, are fed to the snakes. As can be seen by Kang's sidekick Lumpy, few have failed to escape the wrath of Kang.  Kang is in direct violation of the UN Declaration of Human Rights: - Article 3: Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of person.
- Article 4: No one shall be held in slavery or servitude; slavery and the slave trade shall be prohibited in all their forms.
- Article 5: No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment.
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