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Post by A Bad Example on Jun 5, 2013 3:24:04 GMT -5
They have both stated they have significant others, so i don't foresee a threesome here. Hmm, I've liked an awful lot of A Bad Example's posts this morning. Not sure what this says about me...  I would like to say it says something positive and uplifting. But honesty keeps me from doing so.  |
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Post by Andy on Jun 5, 2013 3:30:00 GMT -5
I would like to say it says something positive and uplifting. But honesty keeps me from doing so.  |
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Post by lakooo on Jun 5, 2013 10:56:36 GMT -5
I would like to say it says something positive and uplifting. But honesty keeps me from doing so. (Don't know if it's possible for the same post to earn 2 Krusty badges, but this is so funny that it's definitely worth a try...) |
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Post by Peruhomer on Jun 5, 2013 14:33:30 GMT -5
In the last twelve months I've had three major operations and tomorrow morning I'm going back into surgery for my fourth. I've spent a year with an open wound that is packed by nurses daily and am in constant agony. I'm on a tonne of medication and have practically been confined to bed for this whole time. Whilst this last year has been complete hell, I've never once forgotten how special I am and continue to make those around me smile and feel better about themselves, even though I feel so utterly crappy. Can I have a unicorn badge please? I'm in danger of forgetting how special I am, with this fourth operation I'm back at square one with regards to healing and who knows when I'm going to better.... I think the unicorn badge on my profile will help me to remember that I'm awesome and that eventually I will be "normal" again. Jiffla when did you turn into Tiny Tim? That is quite shameless emotional blackmail you´re using to get yourself a badge. I would never stoop that...cough...low...cough...Oh please forgive me...cough...I can´t seem to shake this cough. It´s probably the hunger that brings it on. I´m not sure...cough...I´ll make it through another winter...cough. It looks like...I´ll never see that rainbow unicorn now...it was my only wish...cough... |
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Post by President Dude on Jun 5, 2013 14:57:52 GMT -5
In the last twelve months I've had three major operations and tomorrow morning I'm going back into surgery for my fourth. I've spent a year with an open wound that is packed by nurses daily and am in constant agony. I'm on a tonne of medication and have practically been confined to bed for this whole time. Whilst this last year has been complete hell, I've never once forgotten how special I am and continue to make those around me smile and feel better about themselves, even though I feel so utterly crappy. Can I have a unicorn badge please? I'm in danger of forgetting how special I am, with this fourth operation I'm back at square one with regards to healing and who knows when I'm going to better.... I think the unicorn badge on my profile will help me to remember that I'm awesome and that eventually I will be "normal" again. Jiffla when did you turn into Tiny Tim? That is quite shameless emotional blackmail you´re using to get yourself a badge. I would never stoop that...cough...low...cough...Oh please forgive me...cough...I can´t seem to shake this cough. It´s probably the hunger that brings it on. I´m not sure...cough...I´ll make it through another winter...cough. It looks like...I´ll never see that rainbow unicorn now...it was my only wish...cough... Can I have one. |
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Post by jiffla on Jun 5, 2013 15:08:05 GMT -5
In the last twelve months I've had three major operations and tomorrow morning I'm going back into surgery for my fourth. I've spent a year with an open wound that is packed by nurses daily and am in constant agony. I'm on a tonne of medication and have practically been confined to bed for this whole time. Whilst this last year has been complete hell, I've never once forgotten how special I am and continue to make those around me smile and feel better about themselves, even though I feel so utterly crappy. Can I have a unicorn badge please? I'm in danger of forgetting how special I am, with this fourth operation I'm back at square one with regards to healing and who knows when I'm going to better.... I think the unicorn badge on my profile will help me to remember that I'm awesome and that eventually I will be "normal" again. Jiffla when did you turn into Tiny Tim? That is quite shameless emotional blackmail you´re using to get yourself a badge. I would never stoop that...cough...low...cough...Oh please forgive me...cough...I can´t seem to shake this cough. It´s probably the hunger that brings it on. I´m not sure...cough...I´ll make it through another winter...cough. It looks like...I´ll never see that rainbow unicorn now...it was my only wish...cough... I'm laying here in a puddle of my own blood (standards are low in the UK), that unicorn is LITERALLY the only thing getting me through this... Please don't judge, collections of gaudy stickers are all I have. You can cue up those tiny violins now, I'm almost done with the pity party. ;-) |
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Post by Peruhomer on Jun 5, 2013 16:02:09 GMT -5
In the last twelve months I've had three major operations and tomorrow morning I'm going back into surgery for my fourth. I've spent a year with an open wound that is packed by nurses daily and am in constant agony. I'm on a tonne of medication and have practically been confined to bed for this whole time. Whilst this last year has been complete hell, I've never once forgotten how special I am and continue to make those around me smile and feel better about themselves, even though I feel so utterly crappy. Can I have a unicorn badge please? I'm in danger of forgetting how special I am, with this fourth operation I'm back at square one with regards to healing and who knows when I'm going to better.... I think the unicorn badge on my profile will help me to remember that I'm awesome and that eventually I will be "normal" again. If I have read this correctly Jiffla then what you have actually done is spent a year high on drugs surrounded each day by buxom nurses and for this you get a badge? I tip my hat. |
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Post by President Dude on Jun 5, 2013 16:09:29 GMT -5
In the last twelve months I've had three major operations and tomorrow morning I'm going back into surgery for my fourth. I've spent a year with an open wound that is packed by nurses daily and am in constant agony. I'm on a tonne of medication and have practically been confined to bed for this whole time. Whilst this last year has been complete hell, I've never once forgotten how special I am and continue to make those around me smile and feel better about themselves, even though I feel so utterly crappy. Can I have a unicorn badge please? I'm in danger of forgetting how special I am, with this fourth operation I'm back at square one with regards to healing and who knows when I'm going to better.... I think the unicorn badge on my profile will help me to remember that I'm awesome and that eventually I will be "normal" again. If I have read this correctly Jiffla then what you have actually done is spent a year high on drugs surrounded each day by buxom nurses and for this you get a badge? I tip my hat. can I have one. |
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Post by jiffla on Jun 5, 2013 16:22:04 GMT -5
If I have read this correctly Jiffla then what you have actually done is spent a year high on drugs surrounded each day by buxom nurses and for this you get a badge? I tip my hat. Haha, when you put it like that... There is a lot of pain though! Plus I've not had a single male nurse, which is the variety I would prefer, so being surrounded by buxom nurses isn't all it's cracked up to be. The pain killers have been fun though. There are times when I can see the breeze outside and pretty sparkly colours everywhere. And unicorns, I see unicorns... With teeny tiny Loch Ness monsters on their backs, waving flags and singing K-Pop to me. And if it wasn't obvious from that last paragraph, the nurse has just done the morphine round. Sweet sweet morphine. It's not all great however, four patients on my six patient ward just farted one after another. It was like an evil melody. |
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Post by Spider Pig on Jun 5, 2013 17:17:40 GMT -5
Corn Badge
This legendary badge, once described by JK Rowling as "the inspiration for the entire Harry Potter series", and by Steve Jobs as "the brains behind Apple", is one that only the bravest may achieve. Those who stare their phone screen in the face, and aren't afraid to click the plant button on the corn. 90 days enduring the physical & emotional journey that is growing corn, will receive the ultimate reward: Corn, real corn (and a pretty cool badge).
Peruhomer
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Post by Abigail on Jun 6, 2013 7:30:53 GMT -5
As much fun as it would likely be to work for President Dude, my surname is not Quimby and I am not Mayor so I cannot take your bribe. Okay man Abigail D'oh-tastrophe Inc.Come with me  Hello, yes? What's happening? I brought the champagne. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2013 14:40:15 GMT -5
Ok, I still don't understand how you get the Unicorn badge.
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Post by A Bad Example on Jun 6, 2013 21:33:39 GMT -5
Ok, I still don't understand how you get the Unicorn badge. It's simple. You become rsommons, and demonstrate wit, intelligence, a well developed sense of humor, and an infinite amount of patience for the foolishness of others. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2013 23:05:02 GMT -5
Ok, I still don't understand how you get the Unicorn badge. It's simple. You become rsommons, and demonstrate wit, intelligence, a well developed sense of humor, and an infinite amount of patience for the foolishness of others. That sounds more like Spiffshine to me  |
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Post by President Dude on Jun 6, 2013 23:18:13 GMT -5
It's simple. You become Spiffshine, and demonstrate wit, intelligence, a well developed sense of humor, and an infinite amount of patience for the foolishness of others. That sounds more like Spiffshine to me It does man I fixed the quote |
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Post by 847.63 on Jun 8, 2013 19:51:20 GMT -5
What is the thumbs up badge for?
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Post by Spider Pig on Jun 9, 2013 5:05:52 GMT -5
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Post by 847.63 on Jun 9, 2013 9:43:10 GMT -5
Dang that's what I thought...I guess I'll have to change my name to spiffy...the lovable chimney sweep |
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Post by President Dude on Jun 9, 2013 18:59:39 GMT -5
I need a soup badge.
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Post by Fraggle on Jun 9, 2013 19:15:05 GMT -5
If there was an award given for persistence, you would most surely be the first recipient. |
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Post by President Dude on Jun 9, 2013 19:17:17 GMT -5
If there was an award given for persistence, you would most surely be the first recipient. I'm in the Art Department? |
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Post by President Dude on Jun 9, 2013 19:22:37 GMT -5
If there was an award given for persistence, you would most surely be the first recipient. Feel Bad ? (; |
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Post by A Bad Example on Jun 9, 2013 19:36:34 GMT -5
If there was an award given for persistence, you would most surely be the first recipient. I think Spiffshine needs this  |
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Post by Duff Dawg on Jun 10, 2013 18:15:58 GMT -5
We need a Duffman "Oh Yeah!" Badge that I get and get to be in charge of deciding who else gets one
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2013 15:16:17 GMT -5
You know what ever member of the site needs a badge of? Ronald Ulysses Swanson. I'm getting as persistent as Leslie Knope with my desire for a Swanson Badge |
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