Horrors!! It's a Halloween 2016 Forum Event!!
Nov 15, 2016 7:07:01 GMT -5
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Post by Jonno on Nov 15, 2016 7:07:01 GMT -5
Director Lisa's "Conundrum"......
As Lisa considered the BS play schedule that EA had enforced in its latest update, she realized that there were so many mismatched elements that supposedly "bound" each update together.....
1) Inflated Monsters that are neither here nor there.....
2) Zombies that had second (and more important Bonut earning tasks....)
3) Dumpsters that have no place in Halloween updates - zombies are so "old news" of late.....
4) Walls that are all too easily hidden by Monorails.....
5) Worm-like Monsters that lack a Trump-esque orange bouffant....
6) Monuments and decorations that fail to emulate Clinton-esque "Foundations".....
At least the "Pyre" and the "Town Square to Nowhere....." echoed her sadness that EA had lost the plot....
As Lisa considered the BS play schedule that EA had enforced in its latest update, she realized that there were so many mismatched elements that supposedly "bound" each update together.....
1) Inflated Monsters that are neither here nor there.....
2) Zombies that had second (and more important Bonut earning tasks....)
3) Dumpsters that have no place in Halloween updates - zombies are so "old news" of late.....
4) Walls that are all too easily hidden by Monorails.....
5) Worm-like Monsters that lack a Trump-esque orange bouffant....
6) Monuments and decorations that fail to emulate Clinton-esque "Foundations".....
At least the "Pyre" and the "Town Square to Nowhere....." echoed her sadness that EA had lost the plot....