djjaines
Donut Eater
Badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom. Snaaaaaaake, snaaaaaaaaaake.
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Post by djjaines on Mar 13, 2013 16:19:53 GMT -5
Have you got fed up of life at home? Kids driving you mad? Want to catch a bite? Why not take a break and visit Springfield Fishing Lakes? With luxurious log cabins, three, yes three lakes and plenty of open space along with an element of privacy you're sure to be reeled in! Be welcomed by our front desk. Check out our cabins and buy bait from the Muntz's new fishing business. Our lakes offer a variety of fish species, and you're security is guaranteed, even in the woods. Finally, we also offer day passes so come along and try out lakes 2... Or 3 Don't forget kids can come too (if you have to) as we offer a children's play area! So come along and join in the relaxing fun! At Springfield Fishing Lakes! Feedback welcome.
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Post by Spider Pig on Mar 13, 2013 17:45:43 GMT -5
I think I'll give it a miss. I mean what kind of fish would I find living in green lakes? Goldfish with 3 eyes?
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Post by LSLeong on Mar 13, 2013 17:55:18 GMT -5
I think I'll give it a miss. I mean what kind of fish would I find living in green lakes? Goldfish with 3 eyes? Agree. The green water is ruining your marketing campaign!
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djjaines
Donut Eater
Badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom. Snaaaaaaake, snaaaaaaaaaake.
Posts: 174 Likes: 140
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Post by djjaines on Mar 13, 2013 18:00:26 GMT -5
Unfortunately, construction took a bit longer than expected (originally started Sunday but the first go went too big so had to minimise it a bit) and so a little bit of moss grew on the water and it appears some vandals also threw in some lime vodka jelly shots. We are in the process of cleaning that up... In an environmentally friendly way of course. (*turns to Bob the cleaner* chlorine works on lakes right? No? Oh bother this might take longer than we expected).
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