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Post by LSLeong on Feb 24, 2016 3:41:53 GMT -5
 Celebrate the birthday of one of our most beloved children's authors, Dr. Seuss, by earning a new badge! Simply create and post a Seussical rhyme with a Simpsons theme in this thread. Your rhyme can be as long as you desire, but we have a four line minimum. Do this by Dr. Seuss's birthday, March 2nd, and we'll add the shiny new badge to your profile!
Example:Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie, Your zany antics are both crazy and bold. You've entertained us for 27 seasons. I hope to keep watching til I'm grey and old! |
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Post by A Bad Example on Feb 24, 2016 3:51:21 GMT -5
Marge is busy, with chores galore
Asks Homer to go to the store.
Homer came back with chips and beer,
Seeing Marges frown says, "We needed more?"
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Post by TDP on Feb 24, 2016 4:10:10 GMT -5
I've never heard of this man called Seuss. But that's the Simpsons related rhyme I would choose: The word "Simpsons" is included in this line. So that's my rhyme and I'm fine.  |
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Post by Andy on Feb 24, 2016 4:43:37 GMT -5
Here is my cheesy little rhyme about Duffman. Hope you approve of this, Duff Dawg .  There once was a man named Duffman, who liked to yell out 'oh yeah!'
He liked to thrust his pelvis and he'd thrust it without a care.
He'd dance and dance for hours, for dancing was one of his gifts,
You'd often find him doing it in twenty-four hour shifts.
But there was more to Duffman than dancing, other ways he could draw your stare,
Like flying around on his jetpack, one hundred feet in the air. |
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Post by ctr on Feb 24, 2016 7:05:15 GMT -5
One egg, two eggs, red-label duff, blue-label duff. Moe is the man who dispenses all this duff. Barney is happy when he drinks this stuff. Duff Dawg goes around promoting this beer. Krusty burger meat does not expire this year. So raise a glass tall and high. And strap on your jet-pack to fly. |
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Post by BatusiMan on Feb 24, 2016 9:12:30 GMT -5
A scientist by the name of Frink
In coke bottle glasses, and lab coat of green
An intelligent fellow, but also a dink
Did tinker with many a machine
Sadly, he spent most his time alone
For promise of scientific achievement he was cravin'
At this point I feel I am beginning to drone
Thus concludes the rhyme of Frink, Hoy-glavin!
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Post by LSLeong on Feb 24, 2016 11:11:42 GMT -5
I've never heard of this man called Seuss. But that's the Simpsons related rhyme I would choose: The word "Simpsons" is included in this line. So that's my rhyme and I'm fine. Sorry, please try again. The rhyme should be about the Simpsons. Not just mention their name. Looking over the post, it doesn't say anything about the rhyme having to be original or your own work. And doesn't say you can't take other people's posts. Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie, Your zany antics are both crazy and bold. You've entertained us for 27 seasons. I hope to keep watching til I'm grey and old!  I don't have to post simple, common sense rules like that, because we already have a cheating policy in place. Maybe I should start taking badges from you...  |
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Post by BatusiMan on Feb 24, 2016 11:51:26 GMT -5
Fine, fine. I came up with something new. This is not something someone else has posted and is therefore within the rules. Ullman shorts, Christmas show, Marge's fling, Homer's bro, Bart in well, Flanders fails, Whacking snakes, Monorail, Mr. Plow, Homer space, Sideshow Bob steps on rakes, Lisa's future, Selma's hubby, Marge not proud, Homer chubby, Homer worries Bart is gay, Poochie, U2, NRA, Hippies, Vegas and Japan Octuplets and Bart's boy band, Marge murmurs, Maude croaks, Lisa Buddhist, Homer tokes, Maggie blows Burns away, What else do I have to say?!  |
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Post by TDP on Feb 24, 2016 14:37:05 GMT -5
Lisa was reading TDP'S post and did not get the decision of that host. "Badge him!" she yells at LSLeong. "Badges are for those to whom they belong! " |
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Post by coop on Feb 24, 2016 14:57:00 GMT -5
There was a nice man named moe.
The star of the simpsons tv show.
At his tavern he could be found
At poring drinks he was best all around.
He had a crush on marge and
The rats in is place were very large
He was looking ved by one
He was looking ved by all
And was followed by store detectives
When he went to springfield mall.
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Post by TDP on Feb 24, 2016 15:02:54 GMT -5
Lenny
"I try to read back, but I ask you WHYYYYYYY?
There's a post of TDP and it's badgeless, sigh...
Only with one eye it's a great entry,
but for the 2nd eye it needs surgery.
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Post by BatusiMan on Feb 24, 2016 15:06:22 GMT -5
'Twas Halloween night, with the kids door-to-dooring, and all over town the blood sugar was soaring. But the Simpson abode was deep down in the dumps, 'cause from little to bigger, the kids had the mumps. Now, I'm off to a party, my outfit is chic. It's a Catwoman costume, I'm sure is unique. Just rest on the sofa, I'll be home by 10:00. Can we have some candy? Just one M&M. Then we heard a loud crash. We were tempted to scat. And we looked and we saw him. The Fat in the Hat! I'll save Halloween for you three grumpy tots. Just stick out your rumps for some mump-stumping shots! Now hop on my cycle, there's nothing to fear. And we shall have candy and maybe some beer. Huh? You should not be here when their mother's away! And you should be dead, you're so wrinkled and gray! I'll give you the business, you yellow sea cow! This go-getting oldster will. Where am I now? ..And I could carry on but I'm bored of copy pasting and sorting out the look of these quotes. Yes, it's related to The Simpsons. It's from the Treehouse of Horror episode from season 25! SD it's not that hard to come up with an original rhyme, heck I'll do another right now Homer is very fat Bart is very bad He broke a vase with a bat And now Marge is very mad  |
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Post by A Bad Example on Feb 24, 2016 15:06:27 GMT -5
Lisa was reading TDP'S post and did not get the decision of that host. "Badge him!" she yells at LSLeong. "Badges are for those to whom they belong! " Some try to annoy LSLeongMany are the badges of TDP This can be fixed she says As it is decided to remove two or three. |
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Post by A Bad Example on Feb 24, 2016 15:09:03 GMT -5
'Twas Halloween night, with the kids door-to-dooring, and all over town the blood sugar was soaring. But the Simpson abode was deep down in the dumps, 'cause from little to bigger, the kids had the mumps. Now, I'm off to a party, my outfit is chic. It's a Catwoman costume, I'm sure is unique. Just rest on the sofa, I'll be home by 10:00. Can we have some candy? Just one M&M. Then we heard a loud crash. We were tempted to scat. And we looked and we saw him. The Fat in the Hat! I'll save Halloween for you three grumpy tots. Just stick out your rumps for some mump-stumping shots! Now hop on my cycle, there's nothing to fear. And we shall have candy and maybe some beer. Huh? You should not be here when their mother's away! And you should be dead, you're so wrinkled and gray! I'll give you the business, you yellow sea cow! This go-getting oldster will. Where am I now? ..And I could carry on but I'm bored of copy pasting and sorting out the look of these quotes. Yes, it's related to The Simpsons. It's from the Treehouse of Horror episode from season 25! I think we already have a ruling on the plagiarism aspect. |
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Post by TDP on Feb 24, 2016 15:19:04 GMT -5
Krusty the Clown was really sad. It has to do with all what was said. But nothing ever will drive him mad. Just feel with me, I'm really Bad...
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Post by LSLeong on Feb 24, 2016 15:39:46 GMT -5
TDP got his badge. It was not hard. Yet Solar Dragon chooses not to play the right card. Instead, he toils to copy and paste. So much time he likes to waste. He just needs to create a short Simpsons rhyme. That can be done in very little time. Should his actions not desist, All will forgive me if I can't resist To dole out the proper punishment For one who created his own predicament.
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Post by coop on Feb 24, 2016 17:25:00 GMT -5
1, 2, 3, there was a captain who sailed the sea.
From springfield town he did hail.
He and Barney got drunk every night
Beer rum whiskey and gins
These where their closest friends.
4,5,6 hungry homer came to town.
It was his wish to eat a burger by krusty the clown.
That and a side of fries was his desire
And after this meal in his tummy was such a fire
7,8,9 and 10 Bart was a prankster till the end,
Graffiti he did spray both night and day.
He called moe for a laugh and hated taking a bath.
A squishie he would drink and never once barfed in the sink.
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Post by JoeBeezy on Feb 25, 2016 0:59:41 GMT -5
I'm not a poet but I sip Moët I smoke like  till my brain feels like a grotto I like to kill,but only on My Hill So since the Contest is up in March,I'll have two badges My name ain't Sam but the ultimate badgerer I am |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2016 22:07:56 GMT -5
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Post by Snowball2 on Mar 1, 2016 11:52:04 GMT -5
No time to spare, no time to chat. I need a pixilated hat! Breakfast time for the Simpson clan Marge gets out her frying pan Homer loves his donuts and  Lisa requests tofu "facon" Bart eats Krusty-O's, then he's gotta jet And Maggie shares hers with the pets, I bet! |
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Post by LSLeong on Mar 2, 2016 20:24:07 GMT -5
If you haven't earned the Seuss badge, this is your last chance.
It's so easy, you don't even have to dance!
Writing a short poem should be pure delight.
But be quick for this thread closes at midnight.
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Post by A Bad Example on Mar 3, 2016 0:02:58 GMT -5
Here is a ditty
About a kitty.
And at that
It wears a funky hat.
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Post by Mitzy on Mar 3, 2016 9:06:54 GMT -5
The Simpsons tapped out is a beatiful game With all the tapping I'm going insane  Homer and Marge give me so much joy And Bart Simpson is such a naughty boy I hope to be playing for years to come But for now my town and this poem is done |
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Post by LSLeong on Mar 3, 2016 15:01:44 GMT -5
The Simpsons tapped out is a beatiful game With all the tapping I'm going insane Homer and Marge give me so much joy And Bart Simpson is such a naughty boy I hope to be playing for years to come But for now my town and this poem is done Your entry was a little bit late. Missing the deadline should make me irate. But I failed to lock the thread For I fell asleep in bed So the thread stayed up all night And you got your badge alright +1 |
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Post by Mitzy on Mar 3, 2016 15:14:05 GMT -5
The Simpsons tapped out is a beatiful game With all the tapping I'm going insane Homer and Marge give me so much joy And Bart Simpson is such a naughty boy I hope to be playing for years to come But for now my town and this poem is done Your entry was a little bit late. Missing the deadline should make me irate. But I failed to lock the thread For I fell asleep in bed So the thread stayed up all night And you got your badge alright +1 I do apologies for being tardy I forgot all about Dr Suess's party I thank you kindly for my badge all shiny And promise from now on I'll behave so finely +1 |
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Tatum: dear god y r we fighting. God: cuz u touch yourself at night. 
