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Post by C. Montgomery Burns on Oct 22, 2014 15:26:32 GMT -5
Free stuff? In my town? I think not! I've got a monopoly to maintain, and it can't be done with people handing stuff out all willy nilly.
Mr. Kang I've got a proposition for you, instead of giving these Face Hugs out for free, you let me distribute them through the local markets in town for a price, and I give you a small cut of the profit.
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Kang
Springfield Resident 
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Post by Kang on Oct 22, 2014 15:28:46 GMT -5
Yes if it will help us conquer the earthlings I am all for it. Pathetic Earthlings! We have a new announcement! For a limited time only, you too can have your very own Face Hugging Rigellian!  TM, all for the very low cost of 1000000000000000000000000 Rigelibucks! If you can not afford this very generous offer, we will also accept acts of Rigellian Honour. To prove your honour to us simply do the following. 1: Ask(or just wait until you are face hugged) to be an Alien Invader 2: Give a fellow forum member a face hug 3: Take a screenshot of your deed(the pop up message that follows) (Like this vvv)  4: Finally, post your screenshot here, for your new Rigellian buddy badge! |
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Post by Professor Frink on Oct 22, 2014 15:30:30 GMT -5
Oh my glorious glavin, no! Not only are the aliens charging for the face hugs, the Springfielders are actually buying them, with the money, and the lines and the $3 insurance plan, which does nothing! I must inlist the help of others! But knowing the people of this forum, help doesn't come free, so I am prepared with a deal *Mavin!*. Yes, help me defeat the alien invaders, and it I'll give you a Board with a Nail  TM. Yes, that should do quite nicely indeed. To earn this badge, simply foooooollow this steps. 1: Ask to be an Armed Citizen 2: Squish an alien off a fellow forum members face 3: take a screenshot of this very helpful act. (Like this vvvv)  4: lastly, post your screenshot of the action here, for the rewards and the praise and the oh so many kind words from me *Galvin!* |
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Willie
Springfield Resident
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Post by Willie on Oct 22, 2014 15:32:24 GMT -5
Ack! These aliens are nothin compared to tha space invaders of 1977. I can take em wit me bare hands! But aye, there seems to be more alien invaders than Willie can handle on 'is own. If you want to help Willie and earn your own badge of strength  TM, jus help Willie to fight off these little green pukes! Ta earn the badge of strength is real simple ta do, jus follow these steps, and it can be yours. 1: Ask to be an Alien Wrestler 2: Wrestle an Alien off'a fellow forum members face. 3: Take a screenshot of this feat of yer strength. (Like this vvvv)  4: Post your screenshot here and prove your strength to Willie, and I'll give ya your badge. |
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Post by brettolmsted on Oct 22, 2014 15:39:41 GMT -5
Ohhhhhh......costly free trademarked badges....I want to be an alien invader
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Post by brettolmsted on Oct 22, 2014 15:42:13 GMT -5
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Post by Spiffshine on Oct 22, 2014 15:44:26 GMT -5
Wait wait wait wait… did you squish yourself? |
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Post by brettolmsted on Oct 22, 2014 15:46:32 GMT -5
Wait wait wait wait… did you squish yourself? What can I say, I am not good at my job, and i am just so darn squishee |
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Post by Spiffshine on Oct 22, 2014 15:50:44 GMT -5
I killed Burns, what do I get? My love and affection  |
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Post by Spiffshine on Oct 22, 2014 15:54:45 GMT -5
My love and affection I didn't have that already??  I am quite in demand… you have to renew your License for Love every now and then. You're good for another year.  |
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Post by Mitzy on Oct 22, 2014 15:58:48 GMT -5
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Post by brettolmsted on Oct 22, 2014 15:59:20 GMT -5
I want to face hug someone but can't find anyone  |
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Post by BatusiMan on Oct 22, 2014 16:09:05 GMT -5
I want my own Rigelibuddy! Make me an Alien Invader please  |
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Post by JustForFunzo on Oct 22, 2014 16:14:38 GMT -5
You really tested my ability to cut and paste with this   |
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Post by JustForFunzo on Oct 22, 2014 16:16:41 GMT -5
Ok, now that I have the Rigellian badge. Now give me a board with a nail. Or grease me up. Whichever you give me, I'll be back for the other  |
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Post by BatusiMan on Oct 22, 2014 16:18:39 GMT -5
I just hugged some serious face   |
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Post by minky on Oct 22, 2014 16:18:47 GMT -5
Willie! I wrassled that rigellian but good! (I hope this makes up for me killing you the first day of the event BatusiMan)  EDIT: hmmm... but now you have one on your face again... they are persistent suckers.
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Post by minky on Oct 22, 2014 16:22:07 GMT -5
Now may I please be a Rigellian Invader? EDIT: Hey JustForFunzo, I am hugging your face! EDIT AGAIN: uh oh I think you might be mad at me now...  |
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Post by JustForFunzo on Oct 22, 2014 16:29:44 GMT -5
I saved you BatusiMan. Botox and nail with board me, please.  |
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Post by Gary on Oct 22, 2014 16:31:50 GMT -5
 Can I please be a Armed Citizen now |
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Post by JustForFunzo on Oct 22, 2014 16:32:34 GMT -5
Now may I please be a Rigellian Invader? EDIT: Hey JustForFunzo, I am hugging your face! EDIT AGAIN: uh oh I think you might be mad at me now... Why do I picture the chick in the bikini killing General Norman Schwartzkopf in Scorpio's lair. |
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Post by Solar Dragon on Oct 22, 2014 16:34:33 GMT -5
Can I be a wrestler person please? I'm tired of all this killing!
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Post by minky on Oct 22, 2014 16:34:37 GMT -5
May I please have a board with a nail in it next time?
I sure ain't loyal...
EDIT: maybe that is why I'm nothing now???
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Post by JustForFunzo on Oct 22, 2014 16:43:39 GMT -5
Thank you, my dear overlord Spiffshine. Your robot exterior is but a mere facade to your brilliant CPU.  |
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Post by Gary on Oct 22, 2014 16:43:46 GMT -5
 can I please be a Alien Invader now |
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