October Event: Vigilante Justice
Oct 30, 2013 23:36:49 GMT -5
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Post by ThorButtockth on Oct 30, 2013 23:36:49 GMT -5
Crime Scene by @tdpreys
Snake, after escaping again from the Springfield Penitentiary, decides to go eat a Krusty Burger. As Snake looks over the menu, he notices the prices have soared: a Krusty Meal now sells for $10! Snake is outraged! He was going to rob the Krusty Burger AFTER eating his meal, but his plans have changed and he decides to rob them to GET his meal. As he's looting money and burgers, he sees a squeaky voiced employee frantically talking on the phone. Snake's done this many times before so he doesn't panic; he prepares a standoff with the Springfield Police. He checks the customers to see who he'll specifically threaten and hold hostage, and his eyes are obviously drawn to a very ample-chested vampire-looking woman. Because of her appearance, he decides to get creative in his hostage-taking -- he drags her outside, ties her up to a stake, and sets fire to some wood at her feet. He watches and waits for Wiggum and his officers to arrive... but little does he know that the Springfield Police are holding a fundraiser at the park and forgot to keep a couple officers on duty. There was no one at the police station to accept the squeaky voiced employee's call, so no one comes to help.
Justice Scene by ThorButtockth
But wait! Fruit Bat Man hears about what's going on and decides he needs to serve up some fruity justice. He enlists the help of his trusty sidekick and together, they ride a bicycle down to the Krusty Burger to save the big-breasted woman and her big breasts. But Fruit Bat Man isn't Batman. He doesn't fight with the bad guys, he leaves that to his sidekick, Smithers the Burns-sexual Cowboy -- yes, that's his full superhero name -- but receives all the glory afterwards. So as Smithers the Burns-sexual Cowboy approaches from behind and uses his licorice whip to disarm Snake, Fruit Bat Man sneaks up from the other side to help the large-cleavaged woman. Unfortunately, he didn't bring water or a fire extinguisher and doesn't want to ruin his cape, so he tries to blow out the fire with his 100 year old lungs. And probably fails. But at least Snake was served justice... by a licorice whip!
A snake, big boobs and cleavage, tying up, wood, a Burns-sexual Cowboy, a whip, "from behind," "blow"... this could have turned out to be a very perverted post if the thread topic was even slightly different.
Snake, after escaping again from the Springfield Penitentiary, decides to go eat a Krusty Burger. As Snake looks over the menu, he notices the prices have soared: a Krusty Meal now sells for $10! Snake is outraged! He was going to rob the Krusty Burger AFTER eating his meal, but his plans have changed and he decides to rob them to GET his meal. As he's looting money and burgers, he sees a squeaky voiced employee frantically talking on the phone. Snake's done this many times before so he doesn't panic; he prepares a standoff with the Springfield Police. He checks the customers to see who he'll specifically threaten and hold hostage, and his eyes are obviously drawn to a very ample-chested vampire-looking woman. Because of her appearance, he decides to get creative in his hostage-taking -- he drags her outside, ties her up to a stake, and sets fire to some wood at her feet. He watches and waits for Wiggum and his officers to arrive... but little does he know that the Springfield Police are holding a fundraiser at the park and forgot to keep a couple officers on duty. There was no one at the police station to accept the squeaky voiced employee's call, so no one comes to help.
Justice Scene by ThorButtockth
But wait! Fruit Bat Man hears about what's going on and decides he needs to serve up some fruity justice. He enlists the help of his trusty sidekick and together, they ride a bicycle down to the Krusty Burger to save the big-breasted woman and her big breasts. But Fruit Bat Man isn't Batman. He doesn't fight with the bad guys, he leaves that to his sidekick, Smithers the Burns-sexual Cowboy -- yes, that's his full superhero name -- but receives all the glory afterwards. So as Smithers the Burns-sexual Cowboy approaches from behind and uses his licorice whip to disarm Snake, Fruit Bat Man sneaks up from the other side to help the large-cleavaged woman. Unfortunately, he didn't bring water or a fire extinguisher and doesn't want to ruin his cape, so he tries to blow out the fire with his 100 year old lungs. And probably fails. But at least Snake was served justice... by a licorice whip!
A snake, big boobs and cleavage, tying up, wood, a Burns-sexual Cowboy, a whip, "from behind," "blow"... this could have turned out to be a very perverted post if the thread topic was even slightly different.
