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Post by Linguo Is Dead on Aug 21, 2013 12:29:35 GMT -5
So , Raphael, this is how it is going to be, is it? I am ready to submit to your examination Dr. Monroe! The other guy probably thinks he is Jeebus too. He is not me, but I am! |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 12:29:43 GMT -5
It is a slow afternoon. I have a feeling Linguo Is Dead is off doing something important to save the world. I do believe I saw Melody hanging around with the roughians earlier. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 12:31:03 GMT -5
Excellent, lab coat and all. I am very impressed. I am sure you were doing something important, science is very important (or at least we want the people who sign pay checks to believe that). |
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Post by Linguo Is Dead on Aug 21, 2013 12:31:42 GMT -5
Just ignore the imposter linguo, and I am ready to submit to your experiments, I mean examination
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 12:32:23 GMT -5
So , Raphael, this is how it is going to be, is it? I am ready to submit to your examination Dr. Monroe! The other guy probably thinks he is Jeebus too. He is not me, but I am! Now stop talking to yourself, it makes you look crazy, and we don't want that do we? |
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Post by Linguo Is Dead on Aug 21, 2013 12:32:32 GMT -5
Excellent, lab coat and all. I am very impressed. I am sure you were doing something important, science is very important (or at least we want the people who sign pay checks to believe that). Not to mention my fabulous microscope. That where all the scientician magic happens. And yes, I am of course currently saving the world from pestilence and calamity |
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Post by Linguo Is Dead on Aug 21, 2013 12:33:21 GMT -5
I have temporarily managed to subdue linguo#2, so I am good to go
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 12:36:55 GMT -5
Alright Linguo Is Dead since you are a man of science I think it is only appropriate that I present you with an image to interpret, rather than a direct question. Like lakooo, I have a feeling you would try to outsmart the old doctor. Please describe what you see in this image? |
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Post by Linguo Is Dead on Aug 21, 2013 12:41:34 GMT -5
How did you get access to my secret science-creation machine?????? Security seems to be asleep again. Heads will have to roll
Errh, I mean I see a butterfly resting under a crimson sky. Yeah that's it
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 12:47:15 GMT -5
How did you get access to my secret science-creation machine?????? Security seems to be asleep again. Heads will have to roll Errh, I mean I see a butterfly resting under a crimson sky. Yeah that's it I also happen to see a butterfly resting on a crimson sky. I do believe that is a famous piece of art work. I appreciate your candor. However there is one thing that concerns me. You have named your imaginary friend 'Raphael'? Really?! With all the names in the world, that is the one you chose?! For this my friend, you are most obviously Insane. |
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Post by Linguo Is Dead on Aug 21, 2013 12:51:20 GMT -5
Well, his full name is Raphael Badass, which I believe is better, but I can't really tell my completely not imaginary friend what his name is. He did that to himself. But I appreciate the medical candor. I will need to accept the diagnosis, and I will now proceed to take over the asylum with my science. As long as BatusiMan doesn't stop me. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 12:51:27 GMT -5
Now let's see. It appears as if Melody may have left us for the moment, however Kymie is next in line. So many ladies today, I am impressed. |
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Post by SlinkyBeads on Aug 21, 2013 13:04:13 GMT -5
*sneaks in door* *clears throat* Am I too late for my appointment Dr. Monroe ? |
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Post by Linguo Is Dead on Aug 21, 2013 13:04:14 GMT -5
Lamson, as future leader, I will absolutely keep your miracle elixir available. Such a wonderful libation would be of excellent help in keeping control of the asylum, especially as the picture suggests that it comes in badge-form. As we know, the masses will do anything for a badge.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 13:05:47 GMT -5
Ahh, Lamson, no day would be complete without a visit from my favorite carpetbagger. You truly are the fly in my soup, the crack in the sidewalk waiting to greet me, and the ray of sunshine beaming through my dirty, small, office window. Now shouldn't you be peddling something somewhere else? Maybe the lobby? Maybe to JoeBeezy? He appears to have removed his clothing and is asking for a sponge bath. Perhaps you can oblige him. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 13:06:29 GMT -5
*sneaks in door* *clears throat* Am I too late for my appointment Dr? No, please come in, the others were just showing themselves out. |
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Post by SlinkyBeads on Aug 21, 2013 13:11:26 GMT -5
Thank you doctor... Now I don't think my problem is really a problem! It seems to be everyone else who posts on this board who has the problem...
You see, all they talk about is sex, constant innuendoes and smut! Because of this I am now seeing these innuendoes wherever I go.
On buses signs for a "full day ride"
In a famous sandwich chain asking if I want "6 inch or a foot long" .....
I am getting strange looks for my constant giggling in queues... Please help...
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 13:17:43 GMT -5
Thank you doctor... Now I don't think my problem is really a problem! It seems to be everyone else who posts on this board who has the problem... You see, all they talk about is sex, constant innuendoes and smut! Because of this I am now seeing these innuendoes wherever I go. On buses signs for a "full day ride" In a famous sandwich chain asking if I want "6 inch or a foot long" ..... I am getting strange looks for my constant giggling in queues... Please help... Yes my dear I can see why this might be troubling. All the juvenile jokes and banter. Here, do you need a tissue?  |
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Post by Karin on Aug 21, 2013 13:23:00 GMT -5
Excellent. This moves so much more smoothly when the patients accept their fate. Now I will give SlinkyBeads and Karin a few more minutes before I move on. Sorry Doc, I know it´s a serious condition, but I have some form of offline life  |
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Post by SlinkyBeads on Aug 21, 2013 13:23:01 GMT -5
Thank you doctor... Now I don't think my problem is really a problem! It seems to be everyone else who posts on this board who has the problem... You see, all they talk about is sex, constant innuendoes and smut! Because of this I am now seeing these innuendoes wherever I go. On buses signs for a "full day ride" In a famous sandwich chain asking if I want "6 inch or a foot long" ..... I am getting strange looks for my constant giggling in queues... Please help... Yes my dear I can see why this might be troubling. All the juvenile jokes and banter. Here, do you need a tissue? *saves image* *giggles* Thank you doctor, I'm glad you seem to understand! I do believe with all being said I may be the only sane person who posts on these boards. The rest all need locking in a room together to erm.... Sort their obvious frustration out. We need say no more. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 13:25:31 GMT -5
Now onto the question. SlinkyBeads, this preoccupation with lewd remarks and actions must have an origin. An event or series of events that you have now internalized and projected back as fear and discomfort. Since you appear to be a fairly well adjusted young woman, I know that your family is not to blame. However, the answer may lie in Shelbyville. How did you feel when that mean yellow truck twisted your name into something perverted and false? |
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Post by Kymie on Aug 21, 2013 13:26:52 GMT -5
Sorry I actually managed to break free of the iPad to feed my starving family. I am now fully committed to the forum and your services...
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 13:27:12 GMT -5
Thank you doctor... Now I don't think my problem is really a problem! It seems to be everyone else who posts on this board who has the problem... You see, all they talk about is sex, constant innuendoes and smut! Because of this I am now seeing these innuendoes wherever I go. On buses signs for a "full day ride" In a famous sandwich chain asking if I want "6 inch or a foot long" ..... I am getting strange looks for my constant giggling in queues... Please help... I resent that! I also talk quite a bit about ferrets. Ah another Canadian patient. lyonsek please go join your ficus in the lobby, your turn is after Karin if Kymie and Melody are unavailable. |
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Post by SlinkyBeads on Aug 21, 2013 13:28:08 GMT -5
Now onto the question. SlinkyBeads, this preoccupation with lewd remarks and actions must have an origin. An event or series of events that you have now internalized and projected back as fear and discomfort. Since you appear to be a fairly well adjusted young woman, I know that your family is not to blame. However, the answer may lie in Shelbyville. How did you feel when that mean yellow truck twisted your name into something perverted and false? Pass those tissues again please....... *cries* You hit the nail on the head... Hence the reason the "beads" are missing from my name here. They made me feel dirty.... So dirty.... |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 13:28:26 GMT -5
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