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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 23:05:17 GMT -5
Well, you see, my two bettas compliment each other since one is orange and the other is black. All of my reptilian supplies are sorted by reptile in neat little boxes in neat little designated areas under their stands. They are all on strict eating schedules, including the bettas, with predetermined amounts of food given at practically the same time everyday (or same time of the week for the snakes). And then there is my psychotic gecko who refuses to do anything according the schedule and eats when she pleases once a week or month or so and refuses to love me. Why doesn't she love me, doc? Anytime I try to show her affection she jumps away. Well that is all quite...intense. However desiring to have control and order over one's surroundings is not an uncommon feeling. It is one shared by many famous and accomplished people including Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, Beethoven, Stanley Kubrick, and Double Dare host Marc Summers. However I will need to declare that you are Insane due to the fact that you seem to enjoy humping that dinosaur/dragon creature all over this forum |
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Post by D'oh-tastrophe Inc. on Aug 20, 2013 23:07:41 GMT -5
Well, you see, my two bettas compliment each other since one is orange and the other is black. All of my reptilian supplies are sorted by reptile in neat little boxes in neat little designated areas under their stands. They are all on strict eating schedules, including the bettas, with predetermined amounts of food given at practically the same time everyday (or same time of the week for the snakes). And then there is my psychotic gecko who refuses to do anything according the schedule and eats when she pleases once a week or month or so and refuses to love me. Why doesn't she love me, doc? Anytime I try to show her affection she jumps away. Well that is all quite...intense. However desiring to have control and order over one's surroundings is not an uncommon feeling. It is one shared by many famous and accomplished people including Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, Beethoven, Stanley Kubrick, and Double Dare host Marc Summers. However I will need to declare that you are Insane due to the fact that you seem to enjoy humping that dinosaur/dragon creature all over this forum Ah, so that's what I've been doing all this time. Now my life is more clear and complete. I'll be joining BatusiMan in the padded room, but I'm taking my shots with me. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 23:09:05 GMT -5
D'oh-tastrophe Inc., I hope you feel ok. I will let you exact your revenge exercise your administrative power by sending these gentlemen to electroshock therapy.
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Post by D'oh-tastrophe Inc. on Aug 20, 2013 23:11:12 GMT -5
D'oh-tastrophe Inc., I hope you feel ok. I will let you exact your revenge exercise your administrative power by sending these gentlemen to electroshock therapy.  I shall do, Dr. Monroe. I shall do. I'll even use my powers for good and sort out all of these certificates and such for them. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 23:17:27 GMT -5
Well it appears most of my pending cases are no longer online. I would have taken JoeBeezy next, but he is off for a nice restful evening in the electroshock therapy suite. Ah well, the bills are paid for the day. I will return in the morrow. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 11:06:38 GMT -5
Ahh what a peaceful morning. It appears that the waiting room has become a calm and restful place once again. Even the snake oil salesman appears to have packed his things and headed to greener pastures. Let's see if we can change that. I know Peruhomer is still in need of a final diagnosis, and G0THAMGIRL has been conspicuously absent. Maybe they will come around. It appears I also called Karin and SlinkyBeads last night, but they were nowhere to be found. Let's spin the wheel of crazy and see who shows up. |
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Post by G0THAMGIRL on Aug 21, 2013 11:14:20 GMT -5
*Enters the room with a double back spring and an ariel round off*
Tah-Dah! Well hello Doc, did ya holler my name?
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 11:18:09 GMT -5
*Enters the room with a double back spring and an ariel round off* Tah-Dah! Well hello Doc, did ya holler my name? Yes ma'am I did. You seem to be quite peppy this fine morning. Far more happy than many of my other victims patients. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 11:21:46 GMT -5
Hey Doc! You only gave one of my personalities a diagnose! What about the others? And I'm still not happy with this fireskin-thing. I have it now! Thanks to your nurses... Now I have to visit a real Doctor! But my real Intention is to be your favourite patient! What do I have to do? I do (nearly) do everything! Out! Can't you see I am with a patient. I will have to send you to the electroshock therapy room. I have a diagnosis for you: You are not German. You are very obviously Canadian because they seem hell bent of running over my patients with their shenanigans. |
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Post by Peruhomer on Aug 21, 2013 11:22:42 GMT -5
Sorry, to interrupt but I am a little surprised by your question "Why does your avatar look away from the text boxes?". I thought you of all people would know that it is poor etiquette to stare directly into a box.
Each box has its own unique beauty and should be treated with tender, loving, care. I am not like many of the wham-bam-thank-you-mam merchants that operate within this forum, content to fill a box and quickly move onto the next one.
I like to take my time and give the boxes not just my physical input but also my heart and soul. If the box enjoys the experience, it will show you with a like. If you are particularly good it is possible to get multiple likes from just the one box.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 11:23:31 GMT -5
Now where was I....ahh yes, G0THAMGIRL you are a fairly recent member to our small community, but you have already made quite an impression. I sure hope you are not Canadian. |
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Post by G0THAMGIRL on Aug 21, 2013 11:23:46 GMT -5
Well, life is what you make of it.. is it not doc?
And..even though I say that, sometimes, somethings, don't seem to be so easily choosen.
Which brings me to why I am here. I am head-over-heels, madly in love with a murderous, phsycopathic clown... quite literally.
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Post by G0THAMGIRL on Aug 21, 2013 11:24:36 GMT -5
No, not Canadian.. not that I am aware of... but know somes peoples there.
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Post by G0THAMGIRL on Aug 21, 2013 11:26:54 GMT -5
*sigh* I know I shouldn't be so obsessed with this cat... but, it seems that I cannot help myself. And sometimes I think I am crazy for the things that I do to impress him.
But then I think that if I think I am crazy, then I must not be crazy, because the crazy don't know their crazy, you know?
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 11:30:25 GMT -5
Out! Can't you see I am with a patient. I will have to send you to the electroshock therapy room. I have a diagnosis for you: You are not German. You are very obviously Canadian because they seem hell bent of running over my patients with their shenanigans. Oh no, everything but canadian! Please!!!!!! I don't want to be that! I'd rather be a citizen of afghanistan! Off to electroshock therapy for you. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 11:33:28 GMT -5
*sigh* I know I shouldn't be so obsessed with this cat... but, it seems that I cannot help myself. And sometimes I think I am crazy for the things that I do to impress him. But then I think that if I think I am crazy, then I must not be crazy, because the crazy don't know their crazy, you know? Ah, yes obsession, that is a good theme for you my dear. I have a feeling this is not your first time in the doctor's office. You already seems to have a good grasp on the roots of obsession. So I will direct a question towards you that speaks to that insatiable need. Why does this pixelated object hold so much power over your life? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 11:47:03 GMT -5
Sorry, to interrupt but I am a little surprised by your question "Why does your avatar look away from the text boxes?". I thought you of all people would know that it is poor etiquette to stare directly into a box. Each box has its own unique beauty and should be treated with tender, loving, care. I am not like many of the wham-bam-thank-you-mam merchants that operate within this forum, content to fill a box and quickly move onto the next one. I like to take my time and give the boxes not just my physical input but also my heart and soul. If the box enjoys the experience, it will show you with a like. If you are particularly good it is possible to get multiple likes from just the one box. What a thoughtful and well reasoned response, I would not expect anything less from you. If only Amazon took the same approach with their boxes. With that being said, I find myself in a bit of a quandary with my diagnosis. On one hand I have a deep attachment to you, as if you were my own father, my creator even. Because of this strong pull I am instinctually inclined to think of all your actions as pure of thought and intent, thus providing me with an ethical framework that informs my intellectual decisions. On the other hand, when I read your response I find it somewhat juvenile and tawdry. I feel shame, and a bit of anger, when I think that you may be making a mockery of my carefully honed craft by referencing female genitalia. This interpretation of your actions is decidedly "insane." Ultimately I must err on the side of Not Insane. Because to declare you insane would sever a tie that I feel is needed in order for me to carry out my work. |
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Post by G0THAMGIRL on Aug 21, 2013 11:47:56 GMT -5
 Ya know doc, that there is a good question.  I am simply obsessed with games and fun. That particular pixelated object happens to be an icon of a game I MUST WIN! *regains composure* Ahem and I just enjoy playing.
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Post by Peruhomer on Aug 21, 2013 11:55:30 GMT -5
Sorry, to interrupt but I am a little surprised by your question "Why does your avatar look away from the text boxes?". I thought you of all people would know that it is poor etiquette to stare directly into a box. Each box has its own unique beauty and should be treated with tender, loving, care. I am not like many of the wham-bam-thank-you-mam merchants that operate within this forum, content to fill a box and quickly move onto the next one. I like to take my time and give the boxes not just my physical input but also my heart and soul. If the box enjoys the experience, it will show you with a like. If you are particularly good it is possible to get multiple likes from just the one box. What a thoughtful and well reasoned response, I would not expect anything less from you. If only Amazon took the same approach with their boxes. With that being said, I find myself in a bit of a quandary with my diagnosis. On one hand I have a deep attachment to you, as if you were my own father, my creator even. Because of this strong pull I am instinctually inclined to think of all your actions as pure of thought and intent, thus providing me with an ethical framework that informs my intellectual decisions. On the other hand, when I read your response I find it somewhat juvenile and tawdry. I feel shame, and a bit of anger, when I think that you may be making a mockery of my carefully honed craft by referencing female genitalia. This interpretation of your actions is decidedly "insane." Ultimately I must err on the side of Not Insane. Because to declare you insane would sever a tie that I feel is needed in order for me to carry out my work. Thank you Doc. I agree with your diagnosis that I am both juvenile and prone to making puerile comments but that does not make me insane. It does however suggest that I need to grow up a bit but who needs to pay a doctor to do that when I have a wife at home who tells me this each and every day? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 11:56:42 GMT -5
Ya know doc, that there is a good question. I am simply obsessed with games and fun. That particular pixelated object happens to be an icon of a game I MUST WIN! *regains composure* Ahem and I just enjoy playing. Well I have to admit that playing games brings me joy as well. However humans, like most mammals have a hard wired need to express gratification through tactile engagement. To take that away, and transfer that energy to an untouchable image is actually quite Insane |
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Post by G0THAMGIRL on Aug 21, 2013 12:02:49 GMT -5
Ya know doc, that there is a good question. I am simply obsessed with games and fun. That particular pixelated object happens to be an icon of a game I MUST WIN! *regains composure* Ahem and I just enjoy playing. Well I have to admit that playing games brings me joy as well. However humans, like most mammals have a hard wired need to express gratification through tactile engagement. To take that away, and transfer that energy to an untouchable image is actually quite InsaneAh geez doc, thanks for your time. I really appreciate it. Your diagnosis has made me realize that I do belong with that maniacal, maniac of a man! And now I will be sent right back to where he currently resides. Yipee! |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 12:04:21 GMT -5
Excellent. This moves so much more smoothly when the patients accept their fate. Now I will give SlinkyBeads and Karin a few more minutes before I move on. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 12:15:34 GMT -5
Well it appears the lovely ladies are out. Who is next...ah it appears to be Scientician Linguo Is Dead. This should be a treat. |
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Post by Linguo Is Dead on Aug 21, 2013 12:28:15 GMT -5
I am here!
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Post by Linguo Is Dead on Aug 21, 2013 12:28:47 GMT -5
No he is not! See this, is what I was talknig about. He is not even a real scientician! But I am here now
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