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Post by Karin on Aug 21, 2013 13:34:10 GMT -5
I´m off.... Kymie or lyonsek can take my turn and fight for it  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 13:36:20 GMT -5
Now onto the question. SlinkyBeads, this preoccupation with lewd remarks and actions must have an origin. An event or series of events that you have now internalized and projected back as fear and discomfort. Since you appear to be a fairly well adjusted young woman, I know that your family is not to blame. However, the answer may lie in Shelbyville. How did you feel when that mean yellow truck twisted your name into something perverted and false? Pass those tissues again please....... *cries* You hit the nail on the head... Hence the reason the "beads" are missing from my name here. They made me feel dirty.... So dirty.... Here, you go.  Now there is no need to cry, you are in a safe place now. You can live your life with or without your beloved beads. But know that it is your choice. You are decidedly Not Insane. As for the visions of perversions, I do believe there is a nice man in the lobby selling something that will bring you relief. Just don't drink too much, it may put hair on your chest. Well, unless that is the look you are going for... |
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Post by Melody on Aug 21, 2013 13:37:21 GMT -5
Too late doc?
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 13:37:36 GMT -5
I´m off.... Kymie or lyonsek can take my turn and fight for it Please feel free to tag me in the appointment thread when you are around. If I am not here I will try to open the office for a consultation. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 13:43:35 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 13:45:26 GMT -5
Kymie, are you still around? It appears the chaos has resumed in my small office.
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Post by Kymie on Aug 21, 2013 13:46:06 GMT -5
Kymie, are you still around? It appears the chaos has resumed in my small office. I'm here dr |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 13:55:15 GMT -5
Kymie, are you still around? It appears the chaos has resumed in my small office. I'm here dr I see you have also chosen the clothing optional approach to therapy as well. Oh you might not want to sit right there....@yossarian took his pants off yesterday and sat in that exact spot. With the rush of patients today, I haven't been able to see if some of that fine snake oil will clean upholstery. Well my dear, let me have a look at your file. You seem to have a long history with this community and a well thought out design aesthetic. However you are not as...let's say bombastic...as some of our other members. How do you stay so steady and thoughtful amidst the chaos? |
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Post by Kymie on Aug 21, 2013 14:02:51 GMT -5
I see you have also chosen the clothing optional approach to therapy as well. Oh you might not want to sit right there....@yossarian took his pants off yesterday and sat in that exact spot. With the rush of patients today, I haven't been able to see if some of that fine snake oil will clean upholstery. Well my dear, let me have a look at your file. You seem to have a long history with this community and a well thought out design aesthetic. However you are not as...let's say bombastic...as some of our other members. How do you stay so steady and thoughtful amidst the chaos?You see dr, I like to bring a certain something to places like this that may be lacking in certain areas. And in my case, that may well be nudity! It's my way of giving back something to the community! Let me see, although I've been around from the beginning with this forum, I'm still a terrible lurker. I sneak in and out of threads. I watch, I observe and I take note of what's going on. I see everything. Another reason, which seems to be the cause of my behaviour lately, is I can't seem to log out of the game for longer than a minute. My addiction is taking over my life! I no longer get up and out of bed to wash and eat and start the day fresh. I sit, and wallow in my own unmotivated ora. I've also just adopted a unicorn and that bloody thing requires more care than I thought! Wanna buy a unicorn by any chance doc? |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 14:13:30 GMT -5
I see you have also chosen the clothing optional approach to therapy as well. Oh you might not want to sit right there....@yossarian took his pants off yesterday and sat in that exact spot. With the rush of patients today, I haven't been able to see if some of that fine snake oil will clean upholstery. Well my dear, let me have a look at your file. You seem to have a long history with this community and a well thought out design aesthetic. However you are not as...let's say bombastic...as some of our other members. How do you stay so steady and thoughtful amidst the chaos?You see dr, I like to bring a certain something to places like this that may be lacking in certain areas. And in my case, that may well be nudity! It's my way of giving back something to the community! Let me see, although I've been around from the beginning with this forum, I'm still a terrible lurker. I sneak in and out of threads. I watch, I observe and I take note of what's going on. I see everything. Another reason, which seems to be the cause of my behaviour lately, is I can't seem to log out of the game for longer than a minute. My addiction is taking over my life! I no longer get up and out of bed to wash and eat and start the day fresh. I sit, and wallow in my own unmotivated ora. I've also just adopted a unicorn and that bloody thing requires more care than I thought! Wanna buy a unicorn by any chance doc? Ah, like your beautiful Springfield shots, your response is poised and calculated. Almost too calculated. Which would initially lead be to think that in all actuality you may be a little unhinged. I may need to check your home for blood slides just to be sure. However when I read that you are a lurker who takes detailed notes, this seems somewhat familiar and comfortable. Because who else, but a notorious lurker could know so much about this community. For that reason I will have to say that you are clearly Not Insane |
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Post by Kymie on Aug 21, 2013 14:18:10 GMT -5
You see dr, I like to bring a certain something to places like this that may be lacking in certain areas. And in my case, that may well be nudity! It's my way of giving back something to the community! Let me see, although I've been around from the beginning with this forum, I'm still a terrible lurker. I sneak in and out of threads. I watch, I observe and I take note of what's going on. I see everything. Another reason, which seems to be the cause of my behaviour lately, is I can't seem to log out of the game for longer than a minute. My addiction is taking over my life! I no longer get up and out of bed to wash and eat and start the day fresh. I sit, and wallow in my own unmotivated ora. I've also just adopted a unicorn and that bloody thing requires more care than I thought! Wanna buy a unicorn by any chance doc? Ah, like your beautiful Springfield shots, your response is poised and calculated. Almost too calculated. Which would initially lead be to think that in all actuality you may be a little unhinged. I may need to check your home for blood slides just to be sure. However when I read that you are a lurker who takes detailed notes, this seems somewhat familiar and comfortable. Because who else, but a notorious lurker could know so much about this community. For that reason I will have to say that you are clearly Not InsaneThank you for giving me a clean bill of health doc, it's put my mind at ease, and it's so great to know I may not be the only smelly, hungry, unmotivated tapped out player out there  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 14:21:22 GMT -5
Well I see a mangled ficus sitting in the waiting room. I wonder if lyonsek is somewhere nearby? |
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Post by Melody on Aug 21, 2013 14:35:23 GMT -5
I walk away from my desk for just a few minutes and it appears I have been invaded. A Bad Example you filthy brute please clean up after yourself on your way out. I will schedule your electroshock therapy sessions when I am done with patients. Since lyonsek appears to be tending his ferrets, Melody are you still available? I am doc. Hope you've washed your hands after the last patient, I don't allow just ANYBODY to touch my meat dress... |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 14:41:01 GMT -5
I walk away from my desk for just a few minutes and it appears I have been invaded. A Bad Example you filthy brute please clean up after yourself on your way out. I will schedule your electroshock therapy sessions when I am done with patients. Since lyonsek appears to be tending his ferrets, Melody are you still available? I am doc. Hope you've washed your hands after the last patient, I don't allow just ANYBODY to touch my meat dress... Yes, yes I can see that. And although you have quite an extensive file, and a continuing relationship with citizens in both Springfield and Shelbyville that is quite impressive, I cannot get over that dress. So while I spread out this large, plastic tarp, I need to ask; Why are you still wearing a dress made of raw meat after all these months? |
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Post by Melody on Aug 21, 2013 14:45:30 GMT -5
Wow. Wasn't expecting it to get so personal so quickly.
*gulps*
The real question is doc, why aren't you wearing a dress out of meat? :shifty:
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 14:52:07 GMT -5
Wow. Wasn't expecting it to get so personal so quickly. *gulps* The real question is doc, why aren't you wearing a dress out of meat? :shifty: Resistance to my methods is completely normal. Questioning me is not strange either. But that dress...oh my the smell is putrid overwhelming. And I do believe it is now growing other life forms. You could have fed an entire village of starving children with that dress...for a month. Sane people do not do these things, so you are clearly Insane. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 14:55:29 GMT -5
It appears I am running late for my seminar. I'm glad I was able to help some more lost and wayward souls. When I return hopefully the ferrets will be fed and we will be in the company of a certain doughnut loving grinch.
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 19:50:47 GMT -5
So much clutter, so much clutter. I will attend to it later. There appear to be a few mad hatters roaming around this fine evening. Ah, coop it appears you are lurking around. Would you like to visit the couch? |
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Post by coop on Aug 21, 2013 19:51:57 GMT -5
Mmmm ok sit lay or stand next to?? @dr. Monroe
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 19:57:18 GMT -5
Wherever you like, as long as you observe this simple rule.  |
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Post by coop on Aug 21, 2013 19:58:44 GMT -5
Then let me stretch out here.. Oh this leather is nice reminds me of an expensive ladies handbag...@dr. Monroe
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 20:00:26 GMT -5
You are an interesting character coop. Your love of Willie Nelson and horror Kris Kringles present a unique kunundrum. |
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Post by coop on Aug 21, 2013 20:02:24 GMT -5
Oh go on doc flatulence will get you everywhere... @dr. Monroe
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 21, 2013 20:06:06 GMT -5
Then let me stretch out here.. Oh this leather is nice reminds me of an expensive ladies handbag...@dr. Monroe Now does it? I will make note next time one of my patients in tights comes into the room. I must admit I have had a hard time coming up with a question for you since your present such a unique perspective. But here it goes: Why is you taste is music so diverse and so unbelievably awesome? |
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Post by coop on Aug 21, 2013 20:13:01 GMT -5
Does this answer a question with a question?? Music keeps the twoheaded black dog away. I love you for asking @dr. Monroe
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