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Post by JoeBeezy on Aug 20, 2013 0:07:56 GMT -5
Hey doc I don't no where to begin. I'm a yeti lovin,ultimate badgerer,alcoholic,  head, who thinks he is a half human half monkey man who shots fire balls. I mean I fight kick batman,agent smiths and random people asses for a hill. And don't get me started on finding crazy pics. Have you seen the shit I posted I mean literal shit lol. Is this enough to get an appointment or do I have to dig deeper in my Barney bag? Oh yeah doc for $1200.99 an hr I can let you speak to my royal adviser to help better your business. You know I'm a Nigerian prince right. |
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Post by A Bad Example on Aug 20, 2013 1:00:44 GMT -5
Look, Lamson held his breath until he passed out because the door is locked. Lets shave his head. |
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Post by D'oh-tastrophe Inc. on Aug 20, 2013 1:09:35 GMT -5
Look, Lamson held his breath until he passed out because the door is locked. Lets shave his head. You do that, and I'll attach the fake mustache and monocle.  |
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Post by Laughing Luigi on Aug 20, 2013 1:17:16 GMT -5
Look, Lamson held his breath until he passed out because the door is locked. Lets shave his head. You do that, and I'll attach the fake mustache and monocle. Just shave the one eyebrow...   |
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Post by D'oh-tastrophe Inc. on Aug 20, 2013 1:18:01 GMT -5
Glorious.  |
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Post by Laughing Luigi on Aug 20, 2013 1:19:21 GMT -5
Glorious. Or we could put one of his hands in a bowl of luke warm water.... |
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Post by Spider Pig on Aug 20, 2013 4:12:43 GMT -5
Doctor, I've been feeling really down lately. I've lost custody of my son, and they've deleted all records that I was related to him  . I've got a group of cheesecake enthusiasts who were taking care of him whilst I relaxed in my palace and ate sushi. His first name was Androids, last name was Dungeon, I can't really give a description of him, it's kind of complicated. Just say he's an "abnormal child". Please doctor help me, and also everyone else please keep a lookout for him, I've felt like a piece of Internet forum has been taken from me since he's gone. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 4:18:58 GMT -5
Doctor, I've been feeling really down lately. I've lost custody of my son, and they've deleted all records that I was related to him . I've got a group of cheesecake enthusiasts who were taking care of him whilst I relaxed in my palace and ate sushi. His first name was Androids, last name was Dungeon, I can't really give a description of him, it's kind of complicated. Just say he's an "abnormal child". Please doctor help me, and also everyone else please keep a lookout for him, I've felt like a piece of Internet forum has been taken from me since he's gone. Haha love this emoticon   |
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Post by Melody on Aug 20, 2013 6:09:27 GMT -5
Doctor, I've been feeling really down lately. I've lost custody of my son, and they've deleted all records that I was related to him . I've got a group of cheesecake enthusiasts who were taking care of him whilst I relaxed in my palace and ate sushi. His first name was Androids, last name was Dungeon, I can't really give a description of him, it's kind of complicated. Just say he's an "abnormal child". Please doctor help me, and also everyone else please keep a lookout for him, I've felt like a piece of Internet forum has been taken from me since he's gone. Omg didn't even realise it went! |
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Post by Lamson on Aug 20, 2013 7:26:35 GMT -5
Just shave the one eyebrow... But I only have one.... |
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Post by Hulk on Aug 20, 2013 7:40:02 GMT -5
Doctor, I'm back now. I woke up on a beach with my clothes all torn to bits. I dont remember much about lastnight but I am sore all over. I knew I shouldn't have gotten mad before going to bed, I must learn to control my anger. Help me Doc Help Meeeeeeee  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 7:51:06 GMT -5
Hey Doc, I always feel like someone is watching me from a distance but I cant ever find them. What do I do? Can we talk? I think we need to talk. When's your earliest appt? Oh and btw, you do accept third party stolen checks, right?  |
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Post by Stu on Aug 20, 2013 8:43:33 GMT -5
Hey Doc I feel like getting breast implants, can you help make this happen?
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 10:25:08 GMT -5
Well, well another glorious day. It appears there was some tomfoolery afoot after my departure, but that is to be expected. I will have the nurses hose down the waiting room and I will pour myself a nice, strong cup of coffee and look at my appointment book.
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Post by geco on Aug 20, 2013 11:03:33 GMT -5
Hi Doc,
I wake up some mornings and think I may not really be Ringo -- could this really be possible?
Could my avatar be lying to me? I need help
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Post by Laughing Luigi on Aug 20, 2013 12:22:56 GMT -5
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Post by BatusiMan on Aug 20, 2013 13:27:36 GMT -5
Geeeeeeeeeeze people, what is so hard about waiting in here to be called? I mean I'm insane and I can still follow the rules  |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 13:33:29 GMT -5
Geeeeeeeeeeze people, what is so hard about waiting in here to be called? I mean I'm insane and I can still follow the rules You are a model patient BatusiMan. This is our newest nurse Bertha, she will make you more comfortable. She is just out school and still has a lot to learn, but I'm sure you will be a good influence.  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 13:35:36 GMT -5
Geeeeeeeeeeze people, what is so hard about waiting in here to be called? I mean I'm insane and I can still follow the rules You are a model patient BatusiMan. This is our newest nurse Bertha, she will make you more comfortable. She is just out school and still has a lot to learn, but I'm sure you will be a good influence. Humm looks like I'm gona have to make up another illness to see the nurse |
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Post by BatusiMan on Aug 20, 2013 13:37:07 GMT -5
Geeeeeeeeeeze people, what is so hard about waiting in here to be called? I mean I'm insane and I can still follow the rules You are a model patient BatusiMan. This is our newest nurse Bertha, she will make you more comfortable. She is just out school and still has a lot to learn, but I'm sure you will be a good influence. ..e.u..ev..fbn..WIIIIIILLLLL DO DOC!!!! *To nurse*No no, keep the straight jacket on. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 13:38:38 GMT -5
You are a model patient BatusiMan. This is our newest nurse Bertha, she will make you more comfortable. She is just out school and still has a lot to learn, but I'm sure you will be a good influence. ..e.u..ev..fbn..WIIIIIILLLLL DO DOC!!!! *To nurse*No no, keep the straight jacket on. Someone's into bondage then. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 20, 2013 13:39:39 GMT -5
Don't worry, I will return shortly. I am off to celebrate the arts of the theatre.
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Post by Mitzy on Aug 20, 2013 13:41:11 GMT -5
May I have an appointment please. My wings are droopy and I've lost my happy thought  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 13:42:31 GMT -5
May I have an appointment please. My wings are droopy and I've lost my happy thought Droopy wings? You need a blue pill... Oh, I was thinking about the wrong droopy thing... |
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Post by Peruhomer on Aug 20, 2013 13:46:14 GMT -5
Apologies @drmonroe, I had to converse with a work colleague. Why said work colleague was in your office during our session is anyone´s guess but I will get back to you later.
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