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Post by Ciano..???? on Aug 19, 2013 21:53:10 GMT -5
Well, well aren't you a crazy lively bunch. I am taking a brief break to enjoy an overpriced lunch with some of my over-educated colleagues. I will also be amending the the diagnosis guidelines. For now I will leave you in the care of my nurse Helga. I promise you I hired her for her ample care giving skills. She will be passing out some nice padded jackets and candy shortly.  Sori Doc Monroe.. No appt needed..(Or do i..??) I would jus prefer to jus hang out w nurse helga & her "candy"..!!  FYI.. Doesn't helga look like a sexier & slutty version of Michele pfeiffer..??  |
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Post by A Bad Example on Aug 19, 2013 21:57:00 GMT -5
Hey thanks. Mmm, red. My favorite flavor. BTW, I could use a new jacket; and Fraggle said I could get what I need here. Can you help me with that? Yes, yes. Once Dr. Monroe gets around to seeing you, I'm sure you'll get a nice new jacket. You must be patient, however, since there is a line of people waiting to see him. He will also randomly decide to see you once it's your turn, so keep your fingers crossed that you're not sleeping or being productive. Sleep? Be productive? Watch your tongue. And how come Lamson gets to keep running in and out of the fitting room, while I have to wait with this lot? And how does he do that? I heard he was really just fragment of someone's splintered personality. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 22:02:27 GMT -5
Lets talk about you.... @dr. Monroe what was your childhood like? Well if Freud is to be believed, I would imagine his childhood consisted of "P" envy, Oedipus complexes, and wishes that he could take his fathers place while riding a rocking horse to oblivion. Oh wait, I might be mixing up Freud with D.H. Lawrence a little there but no matter! They both deserve special rooms in this here fine establishment. (I like crazy rooms, it's where all the cool cats hang out). I will be more than happy to entertain Freud and Lawrence when it is your turn. |
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Post by D'oh-tastrophe Inc. on Aug 19, 2013 22:06:26 GMT -5
Yes, yes. Once Dr. Monroe gets around to seeing you, I'm sure you'll get a nice new jacket. You must be patient, however, since there is a line of people waiting to see him. He will also randomly decide to see you once it's your turn, so keep your fingers crossed that you're not sleeping or being productive. Sleep? Be productive? Watch your tongue. And how come Lamson gets to keep running in and out of the fitting room, while I have to wait with this lot? And how does he do that? I heard he was really just fragment of someone's splintered personality. has gotten a swift paddlin' from Dr. Monroe for his antics. You may run in and out, but there are rules in place here... Not that you're a good example for rule following.  |
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Post by Lamson on Aug 19, 2013 22:08:40 GMT -5
And how come Lamson gets to keep running in and out of the fitting room, while I have to wait with this lot? And how does he do that? I heard he was really just fragment of someone's splintered personality. Its because I'm special. I got to ride on a short bus and everything. |
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Post by A Bad Example on Aug 19, 2013 22:14:28 GMT -5
Sleep? Be productive? Watch your tongue. And how come Lamson gets to keep running in and out of the fitting room, while I have to wait with this lot? And how does he do that? I heard he was really just fragment of someone's splintered personality. has gotten a swift paddlin' from Dr. Monroe for his antics. You may run in and out, but there are rules in place here... Not that you're a good example for rule following. Is Dr. Monroe aware that Lamson is a fan of being paddled? And do you have a bottle opener? I need a beer. This candy left a bad taste in my mouth after I chewed it.  |
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Post by lyonsek on Aug 19, 2013 22:14:36 GMT -5
I've been told there's a nurse here to help cure my ails.
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Post by Lamson on Aug 19, 2013 22:17:56 GMT -5
Lamson has gotten a swift paddlin' from Dr. Monroe for his antics. You may run in and out, but there are rules in place here... Not that you're a good example for rule following. Is Dr. Monroe aware that Lamson is a fan of being paddled? If he wasn't before, he is now... But like lyonsek, I too would calm down considerably after a visit from Nurse Helga. |
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Post by A Bad Example on Aug 19, 2013 22:20:14 GMT -5
If he wasn't before, he is now... But like lyonsek, I too would calm down considerably after a visit from Nurse Helga. Tell me more. Want to share my candy? |
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Post by D'oh-tastrophe Inc. on Aug 19, 2013 22:23:04 GMT -5
Lamson has gotten a swift paddlin' from Dr. Monroe for his antics. You may run in and out, but there are rules in place here... Not that you're a good example for rule following. Is Dr. Monroe aware that Lamson is a fan of being paddled? And do you have a bottle opener? I need a beer. This candy left a bad taste in my mouth after I chewed it. Here ya go.  |
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Post by A Bad Example on Aug 19, 2013 22:23:52 GMT -5
Is Dr. Monroe aware that Lamson is a fan of being paddled? And do you have a bottle opener? I need a beer. This candy left a bad taste in my mouth after I chewed it. Here ya go. Hey, thanks. But red beer? |
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Post by BatusiMan on Aug 19, 2013 22:23:53 GMT -5
Oh sure the nurse is nice to you guys, but whenever I see her it's all "Needle in this" and "A pill up there"
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Post by D'oh-tastrophe Inc. on Aug 19, 2013 22:25:48 GMT -5
Here ya go. Hey, thanks. But red beer? Whoops. I fix. You forgives?  |
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Post by Lamson on Aug 19, 2013 22:29:46 GMT -5
Oh sure the nurse is nice to you guys, but whenever I see her it's all "Needle in this" and "A pill up there" Maybe if you wore your underwear under your pants, she might have some respect for you. But no, you're insane. I'm persecuted. There's a difference. The voices tell me that. |
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Post by A Bad Example on Aug 19, 2013 22:33:50 GMT -5
Hey, thanks. But red beer? Whoops. I fix. You forgives? Yes. Thank you. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 22:34:40 GMT -5
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Post by Fraggle on Aug 19, 2013 22:38:10 GMT -5
Well, I've gone ahead and made your appointment for you. I'll take the flame thrower. Hey thanks. Mmm, red. My favorite flavor. BTW, I could use a new jacket; and Fraggle said I could get what I need here. Can you help me with that? Wait? What?! You can buy clothing here? Sweet. Is it high or low quality knock offs. |
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Post by A Bad Example on Aug 19, 2013 22:39:24 GMT -5
You mean the line is to see a quack? I thought this was a haberdashery with pretty candy. |
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Post by 847.63 on Aug 19, 2013 22:40:57 GMT -5
Not sure what happened to those nurses but yikes.
Id like to see if my insanity is obvious to others, I'm usually good about hiding it...
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Post by G0THAMGIRL on Aug 19, 2013 22:43:37 GMT -5
The waiting room is sure getting full.   |
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Post by Lamson on Aug 19, 2013 22:43:46 GMT -5
Maybe that diagnosis isn't too far off the mark. Helga is suddenly looking a little less fetching. OR maybe the drugs she gave me are just kicking in. Yeeeeah, that must be it. |
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Post by Dr. Monroe on Aug 19, 2013 22:47:11 GMT -5
Sadly I am calling it quits for awhile. I have worked my eight hour shift and have an engagement at the opera. There is plenty of snake oil and padded rooms for all.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2013 23:12:59 GMT -5
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Post by Fraggle on Aug 19, 2013 23:18:00 GMT -5
Maybe it is. Truth is stranger than fiction. |
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Post by Laughing Luigi on Aug 19, 2013 23:23:48 GMT -5
 D'oh! I seem to have nodded off and missed my appointment...
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