duelcitizen
Donut Eater
Go for the brass ring, darling.
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Post by duelcitizen on Jul 3, 2013 13:24:40 GMT -5
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Post by BatusiMan on Jul 3, 2013 13:32:36 GMT -5
Sea Captain: Yarr, come take a seat to hear a story most true. It all started a week ago, the Frying Dutchman had brought in record business, but at a cost, in this tale I like to call...
Where have all The Flounders Gone?
Sea Capt.: At the Springfield Town Hall, I called a town meeting, to reveal some very grim news...
Inside Town Hall
Sea Capt.: Yarr The Frying Dutchman is recording record business, but now I've got some bad news, The high demand of fish has caused me to catch near all the fish in the sea, Tis been days since I brought in a catch, and i'm running out...
Lisa: Oh no, with no fish in the sea something terrible could happen to our Eco system, we need to do something quick!
Sea Capt.: Perhaps I could pray to Poseidon?
Lisa: has that ever solved anything?
Sea Capt. N'yarr, N'yarr. What about that new detective that has come to town, perhaps he could investigate?
Rex Banner: I'm on it!*He runs outside and grabs the first person he sees* You seem like a very suspicious fellow..
Ned: Well Hi-diddly--
Banner: Cram it and tell me where the fish are!
Lisa: Well that probably won't solve anything...I am calling a Mensa meeting, maybe by getting Springfield’s smartest citizens together we can figure something out.
Sea Capt.: With the meeting adjourned, Rex interrogates Flanders while Lisa holds a mensa meeting and I continue to tell this tall tale, yarr.
Scene 2
Sea Capt.: With the whole town a buzz, many an idea started rolling in, some good, and many bad.......yarr. At the Squidport, Lisa runs up to me, with Prof. Frink and Kang.
Lisa: Sea Captain! Sea Captain! We have a great solution! Tell him Professor!
Frink: (Ga-hoy) As it would seem all the best and tastiest fish are much further out at sea, with the swimming and the splashing and the not being captured. So we have enlisted the help of Kang with all his other worldly knowledge to build a beacon of sorts to summon the fish here (Glavin)
Kang: I'm more than happy to help, as to not enrage you humans, because I am clearly out numbered.
Homer walks up the Frying Dutchman only to discover the door locked
Homer: What the? Why is the door locked?
Sea Capt.: Yarr because I be out of Fish.
Lisa: Weren't you at the town meeting dad?
Homer: If by "at there",you meant "slept there" then yes. Hey wait a minute I've got an idea, maybe instead of using nuclear waste to melt snow this summer, I could use it make the fish multiply faster!
Lisa: Dad, I don’t think that will wor--
Homer: To late already started!
Banner walks into the conversation
Banner: Sea Captain I've interrogated that glasses wearing freak for hours now and I demand to be paid!
Sea Captain: But I didn't hire ye! Yarr, here just take this change in my pocket.
Banner: 4 dollars? Why that’s enough for a banana Kaboom!
Sea Capt.: And with that, Kang started to deploy his beacon, while Homer in his Mr. Plow coat starts walking around with nuclear waste and Banner has a Banana Kaboom, as I continue this tale. All is well, or so it would seem...
Scene 3
Sea Captain: Yarr, this is where the story takes a turn, for the beacon and toxic waste created a most deadly mixture... and at the Squidport Prof. Frink has made this shocking discovery
Frink: Oh sweet glavin!!! The combination of alien beacon and toxic waste has caused all of the fish in our sea to, uh, well die, with the exploding and the poisoning and the fishy parts everywhere.
Sea Capt. Yarr I be ruined!
Frink: (pointing at Kang) This is all your fault! You set the beacon signal to strong causing all the fish to explode!(Gah-Hay) (Frink Climbs in into his flying machine and goes after Kang)
Kang: I'm sorry the fish on Rigel IV are much different then the fish on earth, I forgot to calibrate for it!(Kang then begins to flee from Fink in his Flying Machine)
Sea Capt. What'll I do now?
Fat Tony: Perhaps I can help. It has come to my attention that you are at a crisis, and require assistance. For a small large fee I can bring in fish from Shelbyville.
Sea Capt.: Yarr, When can ye start?
Fat Tony: Like most of my business deals, it is already done.(A large truck begins to dump a vast amount of fish into the sea) Now for the price, I have always wanted to own a seafood place, so I will be taking yours.
Sea Capt.: But ye--
(Louie drives onto the Squidport, in a rather large truck)
Louie: Hey Fat Tony where do you want your hot tub?
Fat Tony: right there behind my newly acquired restaurant. I now declare the Frying Dutchman, open for business again.
Homer: 
Mr.Burns: Not so fast Simpson! All that toxic waste you dumped in the sea, could be traced back to me, if you don't clean up all the debris that washed up on shore, YOURE FIRED!
Homer: 
Lisa: Well at least we have fish again, but what will you do for money now Captain McCallister?
Sea Capt.: Something I aspired for a long time now(I pull out a swordfish with toilet paper on its snout) Practice me stand up routine. Did ye hear the one about the crab with shingles, he--
Lisa:I'm gonna go read a book...
Sea Captain: So Lisa reads a book while, Fat Tony relaxes in his hot tub behind the Frying Dutchman, and Homer cleans up debris with Frink chasng Kang in his flying machine.
As for me I'm still practicing my stand up routine, I haven't got a gig yet, but It'll pick up soon, I'm sure of it. Anyways, that be me tale of woe...
Say did ye hear about the one where the barnacle wanted to be a dancer? Y' see what happens is...
THE END.
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Post by indydude33 on Jul 3, 2013 14:12:35 GMT -5
GREAT story BatusiMan ! Dang. Who knew so much unTAPPED talent on the boards? (You see what I did there? HA!) |
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Post by Stu on Jul 3, 2013 16:33:08 GMT -5
Girl, I wanna Take You to a Gay Bar! Scene I: Down and OutFollowing an intense meditating session, Lisa proceeds down the steps of Buddhist temple to a nearby tree to record her thoughts. However, her peace is short-lived as she is perturbed by the wicked scent of alcohol-soaked garments which leads her to a wailing Waylon. Waylon Smithers, that is. Induced by guilt, she presses Smithers for what’s bothering him: “Mr. Smithers what’s wrong?” a worried Lisa asks. “Oh its hopeless”, he responds, “Even with the developers running out of ideas for this game they still deprive me of my local gay bar. I mean, they introduce a pub from Ireland! At least my bar appeared in two episodes!” Lisa continued: “Well you know, those finger Gods in the sky are a lot more creative than the game developers. If you want a gay bar I’m sure we can make that happen. Leave it to me Mr. Smithers”. Her mind flooded with ideas as usual and she darted back home to see if she could put her plan into action and take advantage of her father’s naivety. Scene II: Where there’s a Will ......... there’s a Grace!An exasperated Lisa returns home to find Homer laying tranquilly in his lounge pool in their front garden. Lisa: “Dad, dad! I need you to turn our house in a gay bar” Homer: “Aww, didn’t we do that last week” Lisa: “Erm .... no?” Homer: “Then why did Flanders come over in a revealing red outfit with devil horns” Lisa: “Wha -“ Homer: “Lisa, honey, we don’t have the space to hold a fabulous extravaganza in this house, and it would just give your mother another excuse to nag. Do you want to give your mother another excuse to nag?” Lisa: * sigh* “No”. At this point Reverend Lovejoy, who was walking his dog, overheard their conversation and was overborne with a need to preach his morals. Allowing his dog to excrete urine over the neighborhood roads, Lovejoy mounted his high horse and addressed Homer and Lisa in a discerning tone. Lovejoy: “What’s this I hear about extending love and kindness to other unit groups of society? Doth the Bible not teach us that when God says he loves everyone he really just means white males? Let's not forget that we must take the Bible more seriously than the Constitution.” Homer: “Not true. Remember that time we legalised same-sex marriages and I married a bunch of gay couples over the course of an episode, only for it to never be mentioned again and effectively become redundant, like most of the shows storylines?” Lovejoy: “Now now Homer, the church will not allow –“ Homer: “The church! Brilliant idea Reverend; the church is the perfect spot to conduct a big gay extravaganza!” Lovejoy: “I will not allow such sinful activity to happen at my church” Lisa: “Too late”. Scene III: Let’s have a kiki“Mr Smithers, Mr Smithers!” Lisa called out, as she ran towards him at the corner of the street. She took his hand and pulled him in the direction of the church. “This way, come on!”. “This better be good”, Smithers retorted, “I put my best cowboy outfit on for this.” On arrival, the church had been transformed into its alter ego – the heck house – in an act of protest against the narrowminded reasoning of Catholic thought. The event was hosted by none other than Chief Wiggum under his drag persona; Faye Corgasm, and many of the residents had dressed up or displayed an excess of colours. The party poured out into the surrounding church gardens. Music was played, dancing was done, and whips were .... whipped. Celebrations descended rapidly into alcoholism in a typical Springfield manner, aided by the fact that Tom O’Flanagan was walking around the church grounds handing out drinks all night. As the night reached a close with much of the grounds covered in wigs, fake boobs and spilt cocktails, Smither’s lost the battle against several appletinis and passed out with his face entrenched in one of the angel statute’s crotches. The next morning (or else a few hours later, considering time doesn’t change in Springfield) Smithers awoke in truly contempt form. Smithers: “Thank you Lisa, you’ve restored what little joy I have left in this stimulated world.” Lisa: “Mr Smithers you’re covered in vomit. Maybe we should get you cleaned up”. Smithers: “Well gee Lisa I’d love to but unfortunately I can only carry out a very specific amount of tasks. Oh well, back to whipping it for the next 8 hours!” END |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2013 16:39:36 GMT -5
Btw, BatusiMan, I am still trying to recuperate from the shock of discovering that Fruitbatman was missing from your tale...  |
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duelcitizen
Donut Eater
Go for the brass ring, darling.
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Post by duelcitizen on Jul 3, 2013 16:40:31 GMT -5
Frink: (Ga-hoy) As it would seem all the best and tastiest fish are much further out a sea, with the swimming and the splashing and the not being captured. So we have enlisted the help of Kang with all his other worldly knowledge to build a becon of sorts to summon the fish here (Glavin) I'm dying. Frink is by far one of my favorite characters and you did such a good job with his lines!!! |
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Post by BatusiMan on Jul 3, 2013 16:43:17 GMT -5
Btw, BatusiMan, I am still trying to recuperate from the shock of discovering that Fruitbatman was missing from your tale... Y'know I sat for a good 20mins trying to think of a way include him, but I couldn't think of one I was satisfied with. |
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Post by Ðxhealer on Jul 3, 2013 16:43:28 GMT -5
Photo Challenge: Calling all Writers
Phase I
Pics and Recreation is calling upon all of the wonderful writers we have here on the forum. For Phase I, all we ask is that you write a short story (limited to 3 scenes) about a character or a course of events in Springfield. You, the writer, get to pick your characters, scenes, and course of events. The only limitations are that your story must be recreatable in some fashion in game, and it must be recreatable in three screenshots.
Not that great at screenshots and normal photo challenge things? No problem! Writing a story for us during Phase I does not mean that you will have to compete in Phase II. More information about Phase II will be released July 9.
The top five stories will then be chosen by the judges, and the writers of these stories will be awarded with the coveted Lenny Badge.
 What are you waiting for writers? Get to writing! You have until July 7 to get your stories in. Also, all stories must be PG-13 or below. Anything that would be considered over a PG-13 rating will not be considered for the challenge.
that sounds like the idea i dropped in minus the second phase do i get a cookie? |
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Post by BatusiMan on Jul 3, 2013 16:45:26 GMT -5
Frink: (Ga-hoy) As it would seem all the best and tastiest fish are much further out a sea, with the swimming and the splashing and the not being captured. So we have enlisted the help of Kang with all his other worldly knowledge to build a becon of sorts to summon the fish here (Glavin) I'm dying. Frink is by far one of my favorite characters and you did such a good job with his lines!!! Thanks! I'm really glad you enjoyed it! |
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duelcitizen
Donut Eater
Go for the brass ring, darling.
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Post by duelcitizen on Jul 3, 2013 16:58:06 GMT -5
Lisa: “Dad, dad! I need you to turn our house in a gay bar” Homer: “Aww, didn’t we do that last week” Lisa: “Erm .... no?” Homer: “Then why did Flanders come over in a revealing red outfit with devil horns” Lisa: “Wha -“ I'm dying again! (Stop killing me, guys, this isn't the Springfield Rumble!) Sorry to keep pulling quotes but I just love these stories! What a great little event. Krusty the Clown |
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Post by indydude33 on Jul 3, 2013 21:06:22 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2013 8:43:09 GMT -5
Sorry, my finger slipped an it's incomplete.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2013 8:54:01 GMT -5
The following story is set up in the style of Pulp Fiction: Act I: Fat Tony and the SquealerAt the Asia De Cuba, Fat Tony and his colleagues Legs and Louie are eating dinner with a witness Don. Fat Tony: Order your meal, but make it on the cheap side. We don't need to waste money on you. Don: I'll have the.... hmm.... Fat Tony: He won't have anything, you can get me, Legs, and Louie the regular. Waiter: I'll be right on it my good sir. Don: Well that was pretty rude, why couldn't I have something? Fat Tony: I already told you we weren't wasting money, can it. Legs and Louie then smack Don on the face. Fat Tony: Now, let's get to business. You're aware that you've seen us smuggling drugs and murdering people, yes? And don't lie, or you'll end up like the other victim. Don: I'll tell you everything you want if I can get something to eat. Fat Tony grabs Don's head and slams it on the table. Fat Tony: YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING!!! He proceeds to let go and sit back down. Fat Tony: Now, did you or did you not see it? If you don't answer you're dead. Louie grabs a rope out of his pocket Louie: You see this? I'm gonna  you so hard you'll wish you were never born. If you're thinking of pulling any stupid moves, fuggedaboutit. Don: Just, just let me explain. Uh, uh.... Fat Tony: Hello? Where the hell were you raised? Don: What? Fat Tony: STOP ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT AND SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!! Did you, or did you not see us sell drugs and see us bury someone? Don: I don't know! It could have been anyone! Fat Tony: I've had it with you. Forget the food, we got some killing to do. Legs: Good, this guy was asking for a whacking. Don is captured by Legs and Louie as they walk out to the limo to get a barrel. Fortunately, Asia De Cuba is right by a river. Louie: Any witnesses around? Fat Tony: Just that professor guy. Legs: Let's get to it! Any last words? Don: Well, uh, Fat Tony, Legs, and Louie: TOO LATE! Legs and Louie start drowning him in the barrel until he's unconscious. They then preceed to dump the barrel and put him in. The three of them then throw him over the water, and they try to hide the evidence. Cheif Wiggum: Hold it right there! Fat Tony: Aw crap, the cops! Run! They get into the limo and make a run for it in a high speed chase. Wiggum captures them and they're arrested. Act II: Brockman and the Broken AntennaKent Brockman: Good evening Springfield, I'm Kent Brockman here with the 11 O'Clock news. Tonight's breaking story is that Fat Tony and co. are at it again. This time they drowned a guy and threw him into a river. Here's an interview we got with Chief Clancy Wiggum earlier. Chief Wiggum: From the looks of it they definitely drowned a guy. Right now we have detect..... n the wa..... Kent Brockman (off camera): What the hell is happening? The feed isn't working. A laser strikes the equipment and they can't broadcast. Cameraman: Sir, it appears that our equipment got struck by lightning. Kent: But it's not even raining. Hmm, let's get the technicians on it. Cameraman: Sir, they went home. Kent: Dammit! I'll just do it myself then. Is Highs and Loews or Home, Shop, Whatever Depot open? Cameraman: Highs and Loews should be open. Kent: I'll be on my way. When Kent arrives, the store just closed. Kent: God Dammit, why am I having such bad luck tonight?!?!?! Oh well, guess I'll just use my hands. Back at the news station, it seems that only the antenna on the top of the building is broken. Kent: Looks like I'll have to get up high, let me get a ladder. When Kent gets to the top of the building, he tries to fix the antenna. Kent: Boy, it's really windy up here. Am I slipping? Oh crap, I am! Ahhh!!!! He grabs on to the antenna, but the wind is strong enough to blow them away. Kent: AHHH!!!!!!!!!! About 5 minutes later he crash lands on the Springfield sign. Act III: Frink and the IdiotProfessor Frink and Homer pass by the Asia De Cuba as Fat Tony is killing someone. When they arrive at his lab, they put on safety material. Frink: Now Homer, as my assistant I must warn you that this place is terribly dangerous, and, Homer? Homer: Look at me, I have a lightsaber! Frink, I am your father! Frink: Oh good glayvin. Homer, put that down, you could rip your hand off! Homer: Ooh, even more like Empire Strikes Back! Frink: Give me that! Look, I don't need you touching anything. You're just here to observe and make sure everything goes ok. Homer: Don't worry, I won't touch a thi.... oh look a laser gun! Frink: I'm in for a night. They go up to the laser deck and Frink prepares the laser. Frink: My goal tonight is to shoot a laser in the sky and destroy a star. It's going to be quite the night. Homer: Boring!!! How about instead we grab some beers and shoot this laser around town? Frink: Homer, don't do anything stupid! Homer? Homer is at the laser and is shooting it around town. Homer: A bird! SHOOT! A plane! SHOOT! Is that Superman? This is what you get for Superman Returns! SHOOT!!!! The laser bounces off of the plane and goes right to the Channel 6 news studio. Frink: Homer, what have you done?!?!?! There's probably damage all over town, grab your stuff and get out!!!! Homer: Mind if I take a lightsabe? Frink: OUT!!!! |
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Post by Peruhomer on Jul 4, 2013 16:41:05 GMT -5
Scene 1
Scenario: Homer, Herman and Hans Moleman are leaving the Bowlarama, waiting for them in the car park is Fat Tony, Louie and Legs.
Louie: We want the money Simpson!
Moleman: Homer, who are these men?
Herman: They are the mafia, Hans, nothing to be afraid of.
Homer: What money?
Fat Tony: Let me refresh your memory, Homer. A little while ago you wished to build Squid Port. You had this wish but you did not have the money to realise it. This is where we stepped in. You asked us for our *hypothetical* help and we gave it to you. Now you have your Squid Port but alas we do not have our money. We would like our money.
Homer: But Fat Tony, hasn´t Squid Port put a little more sunshine into your life? Don´t you feel your heart lift every time you see those street performers and the beauty of those premium restaurants. Is that not all better than the money you spent on the donuts to get these items?
(Louie and Legs pull out weapons)
Fat Tony: No, Homer. It definitely is not. We want our money and we want it now or we kill all of you.
Moleman: They´re going to hurt us?
Herman: No, they´re cowards, Hans. I for one did not dodge the draft for Vietnam just to be killed by these cousins of the cheese eating surrender monkeys.
Herman throws his bowling ball into Louie´s stomach. A scuffle breaks out and then the mafia turn and run. In the aftermath, Hans Moleman is left lying face down on the ground.
Herman: Man down! Man down! Has he been stabbed?
Homer: No, a football seemed to appear out of thin air and then hit him in the groin. You´d better call an ambulance, I´ll give him CPR.
Homer bends down to administer CPR to Moleman.
Homer: Mmmmm…tastes like a peanut.
Scene 2
Scenario: Outside of Frink´s Lab. Professor Frink and Squeaky Voiced Teen (Jeremy Freedman) stand beside the Frinkosonic.
Frink: This is quite possibly my greatest ever invention.
SVT: What is it Mr Frink?
Frink: Why, it´s a time machine my good man, behold.
SVT: How does it work Mr Frink?
Frink: Our world consists of two dimensions, length and width. Now, if you imagine that there was a hypothetical third dimension, including what I will call, depth, then imagine a fourth dimension that also includes time…
SVT: ???
Frink: Do they not teach you anything in school? That should be obvious to even the most dim-witted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology. Basically, you drive this car very fast until mwa-hey-hey, you arrive at your future destination. It´s all powered by everyone´s favourite transuranic radioactive chemical element, plutonium.
SVT: Mr Frink there´s someone coming.
Enter Jasper with his paddle.
Jasper: Stealing my plutonium. That´s a paddlin´. Building a time machine. That´s a paddlin´. Being a teenager with a squeaky voice. That´s a paddlin´.
Frink: Good glayven! Quickly Jeremy into the car, you must not let this car fall into Jasper´s hands. Your future, your wife´s future and your children´s future depend upon it.
SVT: Wait! Wait! Wait! I get a girlfriend? A real girlfriend who is human and is in no way inflatable? (Looks at and speaks to the palm of his hand) Well, we both knew that this relationship couldn´t last forever, I will never forget you. (SVT gets into the car) Goodbye Mr Frink!
SVT starts the engine and the car blows up.
Frink: Mw-hai! I think I may need to make one or two adjustments…
Scene 3
Scenario: Bart, Milhouse and Martin are in a wooded area and Barney is passed out drunk behind some bushes.
Bart-as-an-old-man voiceover: I was ten for only the seventh consecutive year the first time I saw a drunk man. It happened in the summer of nineteen-ninety-four. Me and my buddies, Milhouse and Martin, had gotten it into our heads to go on an adventure and had packed our things and headed on over to Shelbyville.
Martin: There he is! I see him! Look! Look over there! I see him! I see him!
Bart-as-an-old-man voiceover: None of us could breathe. Somewhere under those bushes was the rest of Barney Gumble. The booze had caused Barney to soil his Keds just like it had knocked the life out of his body.
Milhouse: I´m not sure about this Bart. My mom brings this type of guy home all of the time, I hear them making noises in her bedroom, then they leave and then she cries.
Bart: Shut up Milhouse, this is cool. Look at him lying there, it is a thing of wonder. Have you ever seen such a beautiful site? If we don´t work hard and we don´t stick in at school then this could one day be us. Can you imagine it? The American dream is ours just for the taking.
Enter Nelson Muntz and Kierney. Nelson points at Barney.
Nelson: HA HA!
Bart: Hey this is our drunk we saw him first!
Nelson: Yeah, what are you three wussies going to do about it? He´s my drunk now. Hey Kearney, get me a stick, I want to poke my drunk.
Bart (pulling out his catapult): You can´t have him.
Nelson: Give me that catapult before you do something stupid.
Bart: No Nelson, we found him and we´re keeping him. So why don´t you and your primate go and get bent.
Nelson (backing away): We're gonna getcha for this. We're not gonna forget this if that's what you think.
Martin: I hate to contradict you but it is most probable that you will forget. The human brain forgets seventy percent of what it learned within six days. It forgets forty percent within twenty minutes.
Nelson: Oh we won´t forget. There´s wedgies with your names written on them. This is big time, baby.
Bart-as-an-old-man voiceover: In the end neither of our gangs got the drunk. We hung around for five minutes more, lost interest and then went home.
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Post by BatusiMan on Jul 4, 2013 16:49:21 GMT -5
Peruhomer that was hilarious! Krusty the ClownI gotta say though,those scenes all seemed familiar Really familiar...... Hmmmmmmmmm  -emoticon
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Post by coop on Jul 4, 2013 17:43:50 GMT -5
Ok here i go....
This is a story about a kid who was picked on all his life. So as the circle goes he spent time shooting cars with bb guns laughing at others this was not a happy young man. His so called friends danced a jig and another who teased cutle litte ducks. Well time went one and he began to look up to a common criminal who had bitchin hair...so ther other kds finally got tired of his bully ways and a lead by a wild shirtless scottishman taught him a lesson he wpuld NEVER forget nowdays he just spends his time playing the blues in front of his run down shack.
Ok here is another yarn There once was a brave man who traveled many miles to start a new life and a newbusiness in another country. He was harrased by kids. His business was constantly being robbed. Police so often worked uncover in his neighborhood. But alas he was an man of great faith. Once as he kneeled and prayed a so called holy man of another faith walked his dog who like to pee right in front of his shop. On another occasion the Devil himself stood for an hour outside his shop. But his faith was strong and he fell in love both with his new country and a beautiful woman.
Finally..there once was a man who liked to laugh and drink and loved his $$$. He would often sellout and were foolsh ads on his clothes no less. His only comrade was a strange man who had a heavy accent was a drunk and always said hi to everybody. Well the laughing man thought it would be funny to do experiments on the local towns people. They began to change some cross dressed some thought everyday was xmas one woman even became a witch. Some poor elders began dressing as super heros little kids with lollipops and one poor old geerzer thought him self some sort of hulk hogan. But the worst of all was a very poor hillbilly man who grew strange crops and stood outside his shack and whittled...... The end???
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Post by BatusiMan on Jul 4, 2013 18:04:52 GMT -5
 I just realized there are 7 stories and there can only be 5 winners, which means... *Counts fingers for really long time* 2 of us won't be selected! I didn't know there was a chance I could lose! 
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2013 18:05:59 GMT -5
I just realized there are 7 stories and there can only be 5 winners, which means... *Counts fingers for really long time* 2 of us won't be selected! I didn't know there was a chance I could lose! I honestly think everyone should win, every one of them is great. |
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Post by D'oh-tastrophe Inc. on Jul 4, 2013 18:25:14 GMT -5
I just realized there are 7 stories and there can only be 5 winners, which means... *Counts fingers for really long time* 2 of us won't be selected! I didn't know there was a chance I could lose! This one is going to be hard to judge. |
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Post by indydude33 on Jul 4, 2013 18:42:09 GMT -5
D'oh-tastrophe Inc. Is bribery allowed? I believe cookies are the prevailing currency on these boards? 
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Post by D'oh-tastrophe Inc. on Jul 4, 2013 19:03:59 GMT -5
D'oh-tastrophe Inc. Is bribery allowed? I believe cookies are the prevailing currency on these boards? They look yummy. |
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Post by coop on Jul 4, 2013 19:32:07 GMT -5
Mine. Was based on the game not reallt the show, i thought of it more a fairy tale and sice ri itotally suck at screen shot photo prixes i tried to make ot helpful for the next phase pf the game which i won.t even try to attempt so sucj tallent n here i was just hoping to throow the basket ball at the basket and have ra all stare doo a slam dunk and win!!
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Post by D'oh-tastrophe Inc. on Jul 5, 2013 13:11:59 GMT -5
I'm loving all the entries so far. For those who haven't entered yet (-cough Fraggle cough-), don't forget you have until Sunday at Midnight EST (more like whenever I get time to make an official closing remark) to get your stories in for consideration. Keep up the great work everyone!  |
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Post by username on Jul 5, 2013 14:11:18 GMT -5
ACT I
The sun beats down, but a gentle breeze flows through Springfield. Lisa exits the library.
"What a beautiful day!"
Lisa observes the nearby butterfly tent.
"Books and butterflies - my two favorite b-words! I wish I could express my admiration for them in some intellectual, yet condescendingly cryptic manner.... poetry!"
Lisa sits down underneath a tree and pulls out a book. She begins to speak her poetry aloud as she writes it down.
"Butterflies... drifting in the wind... like the pages... of a nineteenth century murder mystery..."
Lisa rips out the page and admires it.
"Poetry is so magical, but so misunderstood."
Lisa turns to the butterfly tent.
"If only you could talk... I bet you'd understand..."
Lisa enters a dream sequence where she is in a field with butterflies. The butterflies are in a poetry circle quoting Shakespeare, Frost, and Dickinson. Suddenly, the butterflies get blown away.
ACT II
Lisa surfaces from her dream sequence. Her papers have blown into the air and she notices that Bart has rushed by on his skateboard.
"Bart, you ruined a perfect dream sequence!"
"Sorry sis, in a hurry!"
Lisa picks up her papers and sighs.
" ..always in a hurry, but never going anywhere..."
Bart arrives at Herman's Military Antiques. Milhouse is leaning against the building. He looks anxious.
"Where have you been? I've been waiting here all day!"
"Less talk, more business. Where is it?"
Milhouse leads Bart behind the shop. Herman is carting a cannon toward them, but is having some difficulty maneuvering through all of washers, dryers, and other random objects on the ground. Tired of waiting, Bart walks to Herman.
"So this is it?"
"Yup."
"And it can hit a target a mile away?"
"Yup."
"You got a Krusty Burger?"
Herman pulls out a moldy, deteriorating Krusty Burger.
"Eww... gross.... how old is that?"
"What? I just bought it."
Herman takes a bite of the Krusty Burger. Bart and Milhouse shudder. Herman loads the Krusty Burger and lights the cannon. Bart prepares the countdown.
"Three.... two.... one.... Krusty cannon!"
The Krusty Burger flies out of the cannon.
ACT III
Homer walks outside in his swim trunks and sits down in the kiddie pool.
"Mmmm... finally a relaxing dip in the pool."
The burger (magically still in one piece) hits Homer in the head.
"D'oh!"
Homer pauses for a second.
"Hey... no pickles?"
Homer gets out of the pool and walks inside to grab some pickles. Lisa enters and places her books on the counter. She runs upstairs to practice her saxophone.
Homer digs through the fridge, but is unable to find any pickles. He sighs and begins to saunter outside, but a paper on the counter catches his attention. He begins reading the note.
"Butter........"
"I don't understand how this could be anything but a grocery list! I'll just make some minor adjustments..."
Homer writes "PIKLES" on the list. He looks pensive.
"oooh!"
Homer speaks aloud as he writes down another item.
"mmmmm.... donuts."
Homer puts the note on the freezer, grabs a Duff Beer from the fridge, and heads back outside. He sits back down in the kiddie pool and shuts his eyes as Lisa is seen (and heard) practicing her saxophone in the background, completely unaware that her poetry has again been misinterpreted... as a grocery list.
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Post by Fraggle on Jul 5, 2013 14:57:22 GMT -5
I'm loving all the entries so far. For those who haven't entered yet (-cough Fraggle cough-), don't forget you have until Sunday at Midnight EST (more like whenever I get time to make an official closing remark) to get your stories in for consideration. Keep up the great work everyone! [b I will I will. Just got back in town. |
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