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Post by Poon Town on May 2, 2013 7:06:44 GMT -5
Yeah that's right. This is what you people have reduced me to. A grown man. Begging. Desperate for eggs.
How did it get this way? How did I stoop so low? I have no idea, but I need your eggs and will do anything to get them.
This isn't even for me. It's for my beautiful girlfriend. Shes given me her Ipod in order for to get her some eggs. Can we please help her get to 10,000? I'd do anything. Naked pictures of my body to those who donate over 500 eggs.
Got to 5,800 almost. Please help. I'm on my knees. I'm pathetic.
Her name is rachel_burge717.
Help me TSTO. You're my only hope.
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Post by jarci1 on May 2, 2013 7:15:31 GMT -5
If you love her that much maybe you should just buy her some donuts so she can instantly complete the event?
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Post by Poon Town on May 2, 2013 7:17:02 GMT -5
I don't love her that much.
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Post by Poon Town on May 2, 2013 7:23:19 GMT -5
Actually I'm just really poor and not in a position to buy donuts.
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Post by jarci1 on May 2, 2013 7:23:59 GMT -5
Ok. How about you crack the game on your PC and finish the event free of charge?
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Post by Poon Town on May 2, 2013 7:27:25 GMT -5
Well that's just cheating. Cheaters never prosper. Stop trying to tempt me jarci1! All I need is a bunch of strangers with no reason to help me or my girlfriend to spend precious minutes giving me eggs for no benefit. Surely someone can help!
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Post by jarci1 on May 2, 2013 7:30:26 GMT -5
You didn't help her finish the event from the start. You won't work hard and give a gift to her. You won't take a risk and steal for her. All you will do is beg.
Frankly...I think she should move on and find a real man.
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Post by Poon Town on May 2, 2013 7:34:46 GMT -5
You didn't help her finish the event from the start. You won't work hard and give a gift to her. You won't take a risk and steal for her. All you will do is beg. Frankly...I think she should move on and find a real man. Well she's going to need eggs to help her get over ruining my life. |
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Post by sfldboy on May 2, 2013 7:45:27 GMT -5
If you love her that much maybe you should just buy her some donuts so she can instantly complete the event? I love my husband very much and just bought him a Huskvana Viking Serger so I suppose a few hundred donuts to have Miss Springfield wont hurt the wallet too much. @ Original Poster.....I feel the pain. I use 10 donuts every 4 hours to help generate another 150 snakes, perhaps that will help. |
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Post by Killeru on May 2, 2013 7:54:32 GMT -5
I don't love her that much. Haha, Just for that you'll get 2000 Eggs. Best comment I've seen on this site... On any site actually... That's all the reason I need! |
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Post by Poon Town on May 2, 2013 8:14:31 GMT -5
I don't love her that much. Haha, Just for that you'll get 2000 Eggs. Best comment I've seen on this site... On any site actually... That's all the reason I need! You hero. Her town is pretty small at the moment but there's a big area to the left that is empty. If you can put anything there it'd be appreciated. |
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Post by Poon Town on May 2, 2013 8:15:26 GMT -5
Thank you for the three adds my girlfriend has had today. No eggs so far.... if any of you find a way of hitting on her I'll make you pay  |
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Post by Lamson on May 2, 2013 9:01:27 GMT -5
You might get more sympathy is your name wasn't EA.
Also, naked pictures of yourself for 500 eggs is particularly appealing. A better offer would be pictures of her, especially since you already have described her as beautiful.
That said, your desperation has amused me, so I will friend her and send along some of the meager stash of eggs that I have.
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Post by Poon Town on May 2, 2013 10:44:56 GMT -5
Some of you people are heroes, and I completely didn't realise about the EA thing. I forgot I was called EA to be honest.
The next person who is willing to donate 150 or more eggs can change my name to anything they want (as long as it doesn't get me banned)
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2013 10:56:57 GMT -5
Some of you people are heroes, and I completely didn't realise about the EA thing. I forgot I was called EA to be honest. The next person who is willing to donate 150 or more eggs can change my name to anything they want (as long as it doesn't get me banned) I have 106 right now if you wanna change it to Tangy Boon  I can pay the rest later or you might wanna wait for a better offer  |
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Post by Poon Town on May 2, 2013 11:05:22 GMT -5
As much as I'd love to be Tangy Boon, I'm hoping someone can make me an offer I can't refuse with around 250.
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Post by Poon Town on May 2, 2013 11:09:41 GMT -5
Someone has PM'ed me but I can't read it. I am literally going insane. What the hell could it be
I see someone has put eggs down! Hero! Thankyou so much!
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Post by Duff Dawg on May 2, 2013 11:32:41 GMT -5
I'm sorry I just can't ever give anything to the two letters EA
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Post by palmeiro25 on May 2, 2013 11:40:02 GMT -5
I'm sorry I just can't ever give anything to the two letters EA So you want him to beg for eggs without using the letters "e" and "a"? Wow, you're worse than Mr.Burns. Sorry, when I read your response it immediately reminded me of that scene. Mr.Burns is just not evil enough these days... |
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Post by Duff Dawg on May 2, 2013 11:58:30 GMT -5
I'm sorry I just can't ever give anything to the two letters EA So you want him to beg for eggs without using the letters "e" and "a"? Wow, you're worse than Mr.Burns. Sorry, when I read your response it immediately reminded me of that scene. Mr.Burns is just not evil enough these days... Actually I like that if he can do that I'll give him eggs |
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Post by 847.63 on May 2, 2013 12:04:29 GMT -5
So you want him to beg for eggs without using the letters "e" and "a"? Wow, you're worse than Mr.Burns. Sorry, when I read your response it immediately reminded me of that scene. Mr.Burns is just not evil enough these days... Actually I like that if he can do that I'll give him eggs I like this new idea. I'm in too if he can do it. |
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Post by Poon Town on May 2, 2013 12:51:58 GMT -5
Sup bros, sup girls?
I'm in tight position! I'm looking for support.
My girl is worrying. Crying through missing snake's.
I would kiss thou who could post snake's to my girl.
If you could supply bounty I would find it Cool!
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Post by Duff Dawg on May 2, 2013 13:08:57 GMT -5
Sup bros, sup girls? I'm in tight position! I'm looking for support. My girl is worrying. Crying through missing snake's. I would kiss thou who could post snake's to my girl. If you could supply bounty I would find it Cool! Was that ur attempt to not use e and a? Cuz u were close but still failed |
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Post by A Bad Example on May 2, 2013 13:10:31 GMT -5
Poon Town Send a request to a_bad_exampl3, and change your name to "My Girlfriend deserves better than a cheap bastard like me" and I'll pave the town tonight. And keep it that way until we get the water expansion. 
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Post by Poon Town on May 2, 2013 13:11:36 GMT -5
Sup bros, sup girls? I'm in tight position! I'm looking for support. My girl is worrying. Crying through missing snake's. I would kiss thou who could post snake's to my girl. If you could supply bounty I would find it Cool! Was that ur attempt to not use e and a? Cuz u were close but still failed Where?!?! |
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