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Post by Spiffshine on Feb 19, 2015 16:11:55 GMT -5
 Calling all Superheros, Sidekicks,
Do Gooders, Vigilantes, Armchair Avengers,
and Guardians of All Things Geek! If there is one thing we can learn from Fallout Boy, it is do not push suspicious red buttons no matter how tempting. At best it will get you a slight discount at Staples. At worst, it will kill your best friend and mentor.  That is the real lesson here… but since it is apparently lost on you (I know you clicked that button) we'll go with Fallout Boy's second lesson: A good sidekick can become a great sidekick
with an arsenal of snappy catchphrases. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is this: - Change your forum display name to your Superhero (or Super Villain) Identity
- Change your avatar to something more suitable for crime-fighting (or crime-doing)
- Devise your new catchphrase by combining witty wordplay with agile athleticism and post it here!
There have been reports of crime sprees, larks, larfs, high and low jinks all over the forum. You need to act… NOW! And in case that is not enough motivation, you will also earn this shiny new badge and exclusive Superior Squad membership. Or if you happen to be responsible for the crime sprees, larks, larfs, high and low jinks, you will earn this slightly less shiny new badge and exclusive Mayhem Gang membership. |
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Post by Duff Dawg on Feb 19, 2015 16:20:08 GMT -5
As the forums only True Superhero it's only fitting that I, Radioactive Duffman be the first to accept his Hero card an deliver my classic catchphrase "Up and OH YEAH!!"
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Post by Duff Dawg on Feb 19, 2015 16:26:46 GMT -5
However I have sadly been banned from the forum Dam U Tempting Red Button!
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Post by BatusiMan on Feb 19, 2015 16:31:07 GMT -5
As the forums only True Superhero it's only fitting that I, Radioactive Duffman be the first to accept his Hero card an deliver my classic catchphrase "Up and OH YEAH!!" Excuse me?....excuuuuuuuse me?...EXXXCUUUUUUUUUSSSSEE MEEEEEEE!!!???!!??!! |
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Post by Solar Dragon on Feb 19, 2015 16:44:15 GMT -5
I am now the superhero Thunder Dragon! My catchphrase: "Time to clean!" (Flaming Moe's will get what I mean... and it sounds sort of heroic, right?) This was pretty much the only superhero dragon image I could find and I'm not artsy enough to make my own.  |
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Post by Duff Dawg on Feb 19, 2015 16:46:48 GMT -5
As the forums only True Superhero it's only fitting that I, Radioactive Duffman be the first to accept his Hero card an deliver my classic catchphrase "Up and OH YEAH!!" Excuse me?....excuuuuuuuse me?...EXXXCUUUUUUUUUSSSSEE MEEEEEEE!!!???!!??!! Ah my trusty sidekick has arrived |
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Post by Duff Dawg on Feb 19, 2015 16:48:50 GMT -5
I am now the superhero Thunder Dragon! My catchphrase: "Time to clean!" (Flaming Moe's will get what I mean... and it sounds sort of heroic, right?) This was pretty much the only superhero dragon image I could find and I'm not artsy enough to make my own. Now if their was ever anyone I would for sure call the forum villain |
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Post by A Bad Example on Feb 19, 2015 16:53:29 GMT -5
As the forums only True Superhero it's only fitting that I, Radioactive Duffman be the first to accept his Hero card an deliver my classic catchphrase "Up and OH YEAH!!" Excuse me?....excuuuuuuuse me?...EXXXCUUUUUUUUUSSSSEE MEEEEEEE!!!???!!??!! That is quite a catch phrase. |
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Post by BatusiMan on Feb 19, 2015 17:03:57 GMT -5
Excuse me?....excuuuuuuuse me?...EXXXCUUUUUUUUUSSSSEE MEEEEEEE!!!???!!??!! Ah my trusty sidekick has arrived  |
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Post by ppo on Feb 19, 2015 17:06:02 GMT -5
In a bolt of lightning Princess Penelope turned into Wonder Woman and you might ask "Are those indestructible bracelets or handcuffs"?
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Post by Duff Dawg on Feb 19, 2015 17:06:16 GMT -5
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Post by usdpc on Feb 19, 2015 17:13:20 GMT -5
"Red Lantern is here to eat your face with ketchup!"
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Post by ctr on Feb 19, 2015 17:15:23 GMT -5
I am now the Prince of Space. I am here to stop the Phantom of Krankor from attack Earth. My catchphrase is “Oh the inanity!” “Oh the Japanity!”
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Post by Mitzy on Feb 19, 2015 17:22:08 GMT -5
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Post by Gary on Feb 19, 2015 17:23:08 GMT -5
I'm Bear Riddles, Bear Grylls drinks his own piss, my job is to sneak into Moe's Tavern and fix it so everybody here in the forum ends up drinking mine. My catchphrase is “ I Piddled in This” Now I'm of to Moe's and the first round is on me  |
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Post by BatusiMan on Feb 19, 2015 17:29:33 GMT -5
I use to be mild mannered BatusiMan, just your average dance centric hero, until one night, when I was foiling another robbery of JokertusiMan at The Nuclear Waste and Pie Factory©. JokertusiMan had chucked a pie at me, much to my surprise, it was a radioactive pie, blueberry it was I believe. Once that putrid pie hit me, its nuclear artificially flavored filling had fused with my DNA, forming me into the Dancing Pie-venger of the night, PietusiMan!
My catchphrase, "With great dance, comes just deserts!!!"
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Post by Ladycaviar on Feb 19, 2015 18:17:18 GMT -5
"I'D TAP THAT!"
Mwahahaha. You decide if I'm a villian or a superhero. I hold fabulous parties in my Burlesque Gazebo with dancers and caviar, and my Siamese sidekick. Any excuse to wear a cape and run around yelling "I'D TAP THAT!" -- and I do.
Robert Heinlein said "No man is a villain in his own eyes." Who could hate lavish parties and um, tapping? Mr. Burns has his own codpiece.
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Post by DaveSangor05 on Feb 19, 2015 18:35:37 GMT -5
Does it have to be an original idea? Because seriously, this is my in to use 'Dave the Barbarian' and 'Bajabbers!'  Of course, it's a toss up, because He was somewhat of a hero, but caused much mayhem while doing heroic things |
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Post by Linguo Is Dead on Feb 19, 2015 19:03:20 GMT -5
I am The Microscope.
"No crime is too small"
And I have latent spider powers, as evident in the avatar.
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Post by Snowball2 on Feb 19, 2015 19:04:50 GMT -5
"Freeze!! Or incur my icy wrath!!"
Is what I say when I am chasing down the evildoers in my town. Then I pelt them with snowballs until they surrender, of course.
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Post by LSLeong on Feb 19, 2015 20:57:12 GMT -5
Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, Queen of Meereen, and Breaker of Chains, is that not heroic enough? I have no need of costumes! I do not hide behind a mask. "Valar Morghulis!" And I love the forum's new look, Spiffshine! |
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Post by Worthless Drivel Man on Feb 19, 2015 20:57:54 GMT -5
I am the Greatest American Hero!! Here to save all the pies in need.
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Post by Worthless Drivel Man on Feb 19, 2015 21:16:33 GMT -5
Changed to criminal. Like that side. Lol
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Post by davenk67 on Feb 19, 2015 21:20:13 GMT -5
Super-davenk67-Man is the protector of fantasy sports leagues throughout the universe! When fantasy sports players come to my private oasis, I say "Welcome to Fantasy Island!" and then my little sidekick, Little League, will say "Thee Draft, Thee Draft!!"
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Post by Spiffshine on Feb 19, 2015 22:01:27 GMT -5
Does it have to be an original idea? Because seriously, this is my in to use 'Dave the Barbarian' and 'Bajabbers!' Of course, it's a toss up, because He was somewhat of a hero, but caused much mayhem while doing heroic things Originality is not required, so go ahead and get your barbarian on! Change that avatar, jazz up that display name and Bajabbers away!  |
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