Game Update Information / Discussion
Jun 28, 2013 11:45:37 GMT -5
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Post by Shady on Jun 28, 2013 11:45:37 GMT -5
heres some quest dialogs
Quests:
Happy 4th of July:
Apu: Please enjoy this most dangerous box of firework, free of charge. It is far too unsafe to keep in my stores inventory, so I put it in yours.
Homer: To Americans everywhere, Happy Fourth of July! And to the rest of you sorry for our behavior the last ten years.
Honest Abe:
Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails
Abraham Lincoln: Four scores and seven years ago, our fore fathers
Abraham Lincoln: WHAT THE? WHERE DID GETTYSBURG GO? WHAT LAND IS THIS AND WHATS WITH ALL THE BLUE HOUSES?
Frink: Good glaven, its Abraham Lincoln!
Frink: The cashing-in of so many expensive donuts must have opened a wormhole to the past, ensnaring our sixteenth President!
Abraham Lincoln: By Jingo, my good nerd! Are you talking about t-t-t-t…time travel?
Frink: I am. Tell me – in your own time period, have you ever had contact with the ancestors of the Simpsons?
Lisa: He did once. It was only a few lines of dialog, though. Its kind of hard to see how that justifies him appearing here.
Frink: It does seem odd. Odd and desperate!
Abraham Lincoln: This is a lot to digest. I need to relax, by doing the funnest, most rewarding activity in the world!
Honest Abe pt.2
Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails
Lisa: Mr. Lincoln, did you know that our country now has its first African-American president? Pretty amazing, huh?
Abraham Lincoln: Well, it took long enough. I would’ve thought itd happen by 1920. 1930 at the latest.
Lisa: Well there were some setbacks along the way
Abraham Lincoln: No, no! You go right on patting yourselves on the back for being a bit less racist after 150 years. Well done. Seriously, you guys rock
Lisa: Uh… hey look! Over there! Unsplit rails!
Abraham Lincoln: Unsplit rails? Let me at em!
Honest Abe pt.3
Make Abraham Lincoln feel paranoid
Abraham Lincoln: So when do I get to go back to my own time?
Frink: Soon. I just need to de-gloiven the hoyvenmaven, then its a simple matter of breaking every law of the physical universe, and pressing this big red button.
Abraham Lincoln: Excellent. Really looking forward to finishing up the Civil War, serving my term in office, then enjoying a long retirement.
Frink: ‘
Abraham Lincoln: What? What did I say? Why are you looking at me all weird?
Honest Abe pt.4
Make Abraham Lincoln feel paranoid
Abraham Lincoln: How come every time I mention how much Im looking forward to retiring, starting an alpaca farm and living to a ripe old age, people get awkward and change the subject?
Lisa: So... how IS the weather in D.C. this time of year?
Abraham Lincoln: Now youre doing it! Why? Are alpacas not a sound investment?
Abraham Lincoln: You can be honest -- Im not married to the idea. It just seemed like a fun way to pass my many, many Golden Years.
Lisa:
Honest Abe pt.5
Reach level 12 and build Springfield Library
Make Abraham Lincoln Research Abraham Lincolns Fate
Abraham Lincoln: Okay, something terrible happens to me sometime after I go back to 1865. What is it?
Lisa: Uh... I dont think Im allowed to tell you.
Abraham Lincoln: Then I’ll use your public library to find the answer for myself!
Honest Abe pt.6
Reach level 16 and Build Jake's Unisex Hair Palace
Make Abraham Lincoln Get a Beard Trim
Abraham Lincoln: Unbelievable! Your library stocks nothing but romance novels and books of something called Sudoku.
Lisa: That’s all anyone reads anymore
Abraham Lincoln: Kid, you gotta tell me what happens to me. Am I in danger? Do I die or something? Because I will do literally ANYTHING to prevent that.
Abraham Lincoln: Nothing is more precious to me than my life. I would gladly let the South win the war if it meant five seconds more of precious, precious living for Honest Abe.
Abraham Lincoln: History remembers what a huge coward I was, right?
Lisa: Uh... no. We have a pretty high opinion of you.
Abraham Lincoln: reat. Listen, Im gonna get this beard trimmed. While I do, I suggest you seriously reconsider telling me the truth!
Honest Abe pt.7
Make Abraham Lincoln Coach the Springfield Elementary Debate Team
Lisa: Mr.Lincoln I’ll make a deal.
Lisa: I’ll tell you what happens to you if, as one of historys greatest debaters, you give a few pointers to Springfield Elementarys Debate Team.
Abraham Lincoln: ure. Make your President jump through hoops before you answer a simple question. How patriotic of you.
Lisa: Im precocious. Its not a crime.
Abraham Lincoln: Well, when I get back Im gonna MAKE it one. Well call it the Lisa Simpson Amendment.
Honest Abe pt.8
Make Lincoln run for it!
Lisa: Okay, Mr. Lincoln -- a deals a deal. Heres what happens to you. On the night of April 14, 1865
Abraham Lincoln: You know what? If what Ive seen of Springfield is typical of the rest of America in 2013, let some other sucker preserve this crappy Union. Im staying here.
Frink: Im afraid we cant let you do that, Mr. President.
Abraham Lincoln: Yeah, well good luck catching me. Lincoln away!
Honest Abe pt.9
Make Abraham Lincoln Attempt to Blend In
Abraham Lincoln: Good day, kind sir. I wish to purchase a beverage from your fine establishment.
Apu: I have never encountered such a polite customer. I can only assume there is something deeply wrong with you. Please do not kill me.
Abraham Lincoln: Youve got it all wrong! Im just an average American from this time period. Like everybody, I enjoy man caves, candy and debilitating laziness.
Apu: Wait! I know you! You are the man from the Take-a-Penny-Leave-a-Penny tray!
Abraham Lincoln: Curses! I must remember to be as rude and boorish as the rest of these horrible people
Homer: Man, that Lincoln guy is fast! Did you see where he went, pal?
Abraham Lincoln: Uh, no! By my top hat, mustache-less beard and frock coat, I havent seen anyone matching the description of this Abraham Lincoln.
Homer: Hey, youre the him I was talking about!
Abraham Lincoln: Drat! I need to modernize my look!
Honest Abe pt.10
Make Abraham Lincoln attempt to blend in
Burns: If it isnt my boyhood pal, Abraham! Fancy meeting you here!
Abraham Lincoln: Hiya, Monty. Could you keep your voice down? Im kind of lying low.
Burns: Of course. Say, didnt something happen with you at a theater a few years back? I thought I heard that.
Abraham Lincoln: No, Im fine now. Listen, do you think I could hole up at your place for a few years? Just until the heat dies down.
Burns: I suppose that could be arranged. If someone were to take an interest in the large pile of unsplit rail in my backyard.
Abraham Lincoln: It’s a deal!
Quests:
Happy 4th of July:
Apu: Please enjoy this most dangerous box of firework, free of charge. It is far too unsafe to keep in my stores inventory, so I put it in yours.
Homer: To Americans everywhere, Happy Fourth of July! And to the rest of you sorry for our behavior the last ten years.
Honest Abe:
Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails
Abraham Lincoln: Four scores and seven years ago, our fore fathers
Abraham Lincoln: WHAT THE? WHERE DID GETTYSBURG GO? WHAT LAND IS THIS AND WHATS WITH ALL THE BLUE HOUSES?
Frink: Good glaven, its Abraham Lincoln!
Frink: The cashing-in of so many expensive donuts must have opened a wormhole to the past, ensnaring our sixteenth President!
Abraham Lincoln: By Jingo, my good nerd! Are you talking about t-t-t-t…time travel?
Frink: I am. Tell me – in your own time period, have you ever had contact with the ancestors of the Simpsons?
Lisa: He did once. It was only a few lines of dialog, though. Its kind of hard to see how that justifies him appearing here.
Frink: It does seem odd. Odd and desperate!
Abraham Lincoln: This is a lot to digest. I need to relax, by doing the funnest, most rewarding activity in the world!
Honest Abe pt.2
Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails
Lisa: Mr. Lincoln, did you know that our country now has its first African-American president? Pretty amazing, huh?
Abraham Lincoln: Well, it took long enough. I would’ve thought itd happen by 1920. 1930 at the latest.
Lisa: Well there were some setbacks along the way
Abraham Lincoln: No, no! You go right on patting yourselves on the back for being a bit less racist after 150 years. Well done. Seriously, you guys rock
Lisa: Uh… hey look! Over there! Unsplit rails!
Abraham Lincoln: Unsplit rails? Let me at em!
Honest Abe pt.3
Make Abraham Lincoln feel paranoid
Abraham Lincoln: So when do I get to go back to my own time?
Frink: Soon. I just need to de-gloiven the hoyvenmaven, then its a simple matter of breaking every law of the physical universe, and pressing this big red button.
Abraham Lincoln: Excellent. Really looking forward to finishing up the Civil War, serving my term in office, then enjoying a long retirement.
Frink: ‘
Abraham Lincoln: What? What did I say? Why are you looking at me all weird?
Honest Abe pt.4
Make Abraham Lincoln feel paranoid
Abraham Lincoln: How come every time I mention how much Im looking forward to retiring, starting an alpaca farm and living to a ripe old age, people get awkward and change the subject?
Lisa: So... how IS the weather in D.C. this time of year?
Abraham Lincoln: Now youre doing it! Why? Are alpacas not a sound investment?
Abraham Lincoln: You can be honest -- Im not married to the idea. It just seemed like a fun way to pass my many, many Golden Years.
Lisa:
Honest Abe pt.5
Reach level 12 and build Springfield Library
Make Abraham Lincoln Research Abraham Lincolns Fate
Abraham Lincoln: Okay, something terrible happens to me sometime after I go back to 1865. What is it?
Lisa: Uh... I dont think Im allowed to tell you.
Abraham Lincoln: Then I’ll use your public library to find the answer for myself!
Honest Abe pt.6
Reach level 16 and Build Jake's Unisex Hair Palace
Make Abraham Lincoln Get a Beard Trim
Abraham Lincoln: Unbelievable! Your library stocks nothing but romance novels and books of something called Sudoku.
Lisa: That’s all anyone reads anymore
Abraham Lincoln: Kid, you gotta tell me what happens to me. Am I in danger? Do I die or something? Because I will do literally ANYTHING to prevent that.
Abraham Lincoln: Nothing is more precious to me than my life. I would gladly let the South win the war if it meant five seconds more of precious, precious living for Honest Abe.
Abraham Lincoln: History remembers what a huge coward I was, right?
Lisa: Uh... no. We have a pretty high opinion of you.
Abraham Lincoln: reat. Listen, Im gonna get this beard trimmed. While I do, I suggest you seriously reconsider telling me the truth!
Honest Abe pt.7
Make Abraham Lincoln Coach the Springfield Elementary Debate Team
Lisa: Mr.Lincoln I’ll make a deal.
Lisa: I’ll tell you what happens to you if, as one of historys greatest debaters, you give a few pointers to Springfield Elementarys Debate Team.
Abraham Lincoln: ure. Make your President jump through hoops before you answer a simple question. How patriotic of you.
Lisa: Im precocious. Its not a crime.
Abraham Lincoln: Well, when I get back Im gonna MAKE it one. Well call it the Lisa Simpson Amendment.
Honest Abe pt.8
Make Lincoln run for it!
Lisa: Okay, Mr. Lincoln -- a deals a deal. Heres what happens to you. On the night of April 14, 1865
Abraham Lincoln: You know what? If what Ive seen of Springfield is typical of the rest of America in 2013, let some other sucker preserve this crappy Union. Im staying here.
Frink: Im afraid we cant let you do that, Mr. President.
Abraham Lincoln: Yeah, well good luck catching me. Lincoln away!
Honest Abe pt.9
Make Abraham Lincoln Attempt to Blend In
Abraham Lincoln: Good day, kind sir. I wish to purchase a beverage from your fine establishment.
Apu: I have never encountered such a polite customer. I can only assume there is something deeply wrong with you. Please do not kill me.
Abraham Lincoln: Youve got it all wrong! Im just an average American from this time period. Like everybody, I enjoy man caves, candy and debilitating laziness.
Apu: Wait! I know you! You are the man from the Take-a-Penny-Leave-a-Penny tray!
Abraham Lincoln: Curses! I must remember to be as rude and boorish as the rest of these horrible people
Homer: Man, that Lincoln guy is fast! Did you see where he went, pal?
Abraham Lincoln: Uh, no! By my top hat, mustache-less beard and frock coat, I havent seen anyone matching the description of this Abraham Lincoln.
Homer: Hey, youre the him I was talking about!
Abraham Lincoln: Drat! I need to modernize my look!
Honest Abe pt.10
Make Abraham Lincoln attempt to blend in
Burns: If it isnt my boyhood pal, Abraham! Fancy meeting you here!
Abraham Lincoln: Hiya, Monty. Could you keep your voice down? Im kind of lying low.
Burns: Of course. Say, didnt something happen with you at a theater a few years back? I thought I heard that.
Abraham Lincoln: No, Im fine now. Listen, do you think I could hole up at your place for a few years? Just until the heat dies down.
Burns: I suppose that could be arranged. If someone were to take an interest in the large pile of unsplit rail in my backyard.
Abraham Lincoln: It’s a deal!