Post by OuterHaven on Mar 24, 2013 12:51:14 GMT -5
The following are future quests and game dialogues that I've managed to decode from the RAW Game Files, it might be that some have already happened but if so, that means I've forgotten about that quest from the game, if there is a quest you've seen before please let me know and I'll remove it.
Also, some Quest Dialogue and Quest Objectives might be out of order, I've just placed it where it seems appropriate.
Here are a few that I've done today, there is still a lot to go through, these are in alphabetical order in the game files, so I will try to follow suit in my quotes below.
I'll be editing this post with any further quests and dialogues I find but I'll be sure to mention it in a reply as well so it won't be missed by those no longer reading the first post.
Some Quests may not make sense and some might be missing but it might be that they follow-on from another Quest.
Since this is long list, I've hidden it with spoiler tags.
Also, some Quest Dialogue and Quest Objectives might be out of order, I've just placed it where it seems appropriate.
Here are a few that I've done today, there is still a lot to go through, these are in alphabetical order in the game files, so I will try to follow suit in my quotes below.
I'll be editing this post with any further quests and dialogues I find but I'll be sure to mention it in a reply as well so it won't be missed by those no longer reading the first post.
Some Quests may not make sense and some might be missing but it might be that they follow-on from another Quest.
Since this is long list, I've hidden it with spoiler tags.
Spoiler
Badfellas
Fat Tony - Welcome back, boys. I trust you have kept your law-breaking skills sharp?
Legs - I practiced my felonies every day.
Louie - I extorted mannequins so I wouldn’t forget how to do it to people.
Fat Tony - I look forward to bleeding dry this town we so love.
Fat Tony - But first, let us toast our touching reunion.
Quest Objective 1 - Make Legs Drink at Moe's
Quest Objective 2 - Make Louie Drink at Moe's
Quest Objective 3 - Make Fat Tony Drink at Moe's
Legs - I practiced my felonies every day.
Louie - I extorted mannequins so I wouldn’t forget how to do it to people.
Fat Tony - I look forward to bleeding dry this town we so love.
Fat Tony - But first, let us toast our touching reunion.
Quest Objective 1 - Make Legs Drink at Moe's
Quest Objective 2 - Make Louie Drink at Moe's
Quest Objective 3 - Make Fat Tony Drink at Moe's
Business As Usual
Quest Objective 1 - Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart
Fat Tony - Break’s over, boys. Go forth and terrify.
Quest Objective 2 - Make Legs Protect Local Businesses
Quest Objective 3 - Make Louie Collect Tribute
Fat Tony - Break’s over, boys. Go forth and terrify.
Quest Objective 2 - Make Legs Protect Local Businesses
Quest Objective 3 - Make Louie Collect Tribute
Casino Racino
Quest Objective 1 - Make Fat Tony Fix Races
Marge Simpson - Mayor Quimby, as a mother and a worrywart, I’m concerned about Springfield’s growing Mafia problem.
Marge Simpson - There are even reports of unsavory characters down at the dog track. Of all places!
Mayor Quimby - Marge, I promise you -- this office will not rest until it looks like we’re doing something about the whatever-you're-on-about.
Mayor Quimby - In fact I'm so against corruption that many people say Corruption is my middle name.
Marge Simpson Hmmmm
Quest Objective 2 - Make Marge Protest Something
Marge Simpson - Mayor Quimby, as a mother and a worrywart, I’m concerned about Springfield’s growing Mafia problem.
Marge Simpson - There are even reports of unsavory characters down at the dog track. Of all places!
Mayor Quimby - Marge, I promise you -- this office will not rest until it looks like we’re doing something about the whatever-you're-on-about.
Mayor Quimby - In fact I'm so against corruption that many people say Corruption is my middle name.
Marge Simpson Hmmmm
Quest Objective 2 - Make Marge Protest Something
Couch Surfin USA
Couch Surfin USA Pt. 1
Couch Surfin USA Pt. 2
Couch Surfin USA Pt. 3
Couch Surfin USA Pt. 4
Coach Surfin USA Pt. 5
Couch Surfin USA Pt. 1
*** Some dialogue might be missing, or related to another quest ***
Groundskeeper Willie - Why aye! Of course, ye can stay with me in me shack!?
Principal Skinner - Thanks, Willie. I knew I could count on you to say yes, since you work for me and my request was an order.
Groundskeeper Willie - I need this job for me work visa. So make yourself at home, you threatin’-to-call-INS bastard!
Quest Objective 1 - Make Skinner Crash at Willie's Shack
Principal Skinner - My Lord, man! The smell! The smell!?
Groundskeeper Willie - Aye, it’ll get in ye. Inside these wood walls, you’ll age like a fine whiskey in cask of Willie’s man musk.
Groundskeeper Willie - Why aye! Of course, ye can stay with me in me shack!?
Principal Skinner - Thanks, Willie. I knew I could count on you to say yes, since you work for me and my request was an order.
Groundskeeper Willie - I need this job for me work visa. So make yourself at home, you threatin’-to-call-INS bastard!
Quest Objective 1 - Make Skinner Crash at Willie's Shack
Principal Skinner - My Lord, man! The smell! The smell!?
Groundskeeper Willie - Aye, it’ll get in ye. Inside these wood walls, you’ll age like a fine whiskey in cask of Willie’s man musk.
Couch Surfin USA Pt. 2
*** Some dialogue might be missing, or related to another quest ***
Edna Krabappel - Ha! No way, Seymour.
Principal Skinner - Please let me stay at your apartment, Edna. It’ll be fun. We can do our own version of Silhouette Night!
Edna Krabappel – I’m not playing “mommy” with you. No means no.
Quest Objective - Make Skinner Crash at Willie's Shack
Edna Krabappel - Ha! No way, Seymour.
Principal Skinner - Please let me stay at your apartment, Edna. It’ll be fun. We can do our own version of Silhouette Night!
Edna Krabappel – I’m not playing “mommy” with you. No means no.
Quest Objective - Make Skinner Crash at Willie's Shack
Couch Surfin USA Pt. 3
*** Some dialogue might be missing, or related to another quest ***
Rev. Lovejoy - Certainly, Principal Skinner, you are welcome here. The humble of spirit may always crash in the Lord’s House.
Principal Skinner - Thank you, Reverend. I haven’t been able to get a decent rest in days.?
Rev. Lovejoy Well, I only hope our evening activity won’t disturb you. It’s Bingo Night.
Principal Skinner - Bingo Night! I must flee before Mother comes to clean you out.
Principal Skinner - I’m sure God won’t mind if I leave the church ducking out through this stained glass window.
Agnes Skinner - Let’s get ready to roll them balls!
Quest Objective 1 - Make Agnes Hustle at Bingo
Quest Objective 2 - Make Skinner Crash at Willie's Shack
Rev. Lovejoy - Certainly, Principal Skinner, you are welcome here. The humble of spirit may always crash in the Lord’s House.
Principal Skinner - Thank you, Reverend. I haven’t been able to get a decent rest in days.?
Rev. Lovejoy Well, I only hope our evening activity won’t disturb you. It’s Bingo Night.
Principal Skinner - Bingo Night! I must flee before Mother comes to clean you out.
Principal Skinner - I’m sure God won’t mind if I leave the church ducking out through this stained glass window.
Agnes Skinner - Let’s get ready to roll them balls!
Quest Objective 1 - Make Agnes Hustle at Bingo
Quest Objective 2 - Make Skinner Crash at Willie's Shack
Couch Surfin USA Pt. 4
*** Some dialogue might be missing, or related to another quest ***
Carl - Sure, Skinner, stay as long as you need to. The Buddhist Temple is for all, especially those who want to upset their parents.
Principal Skinner - It’s more that I want to avoid my parent. Not upset her.
Carl - Same diff. Take any mat you like. Morning prayers start at 3am and never ends.
Principal Skinner - Thanks. Wow, these mats are comfy. POW camp comfy!
Carl – Yeah. We got them used.
Quest Objective - Make Skinner Crash at the Buddhist Temple
Principal Skinner - Prayer chanting ohms everywhere. Constant buzzing taking over mind. Must ohm get ohm outta ohm…?
Carl - Sure, Skinner, stay as long as you need to. The Buddhist Temple is for all, especially those who want to upset their parents.
Principal Skinner - It’s more that I want to avoid my parent. Not upset her.
Carl - Same diff. Take any mat you like. Morning prayers start at 3am and never ends.
Principal Skinner - Thanks. Wow, these mats are comfy. POW camp comfy!
Carl – Yeah. We got them used.
Quest Objective - Make Skinner Crash at the Buddhist Temple
Principal Skinner - Prayer chanting ohms everywhere. Constant buzzing taking over mind. Must ohm get ohm outta ohm…?
Coach Surfin USA Pt. 5
Chief Wiggum - If you need a place to lay your head down, Principal Skinner, the Wiggum family would be delighted to help you out.
Principal Skinner - Oh, thank you, thank you. Finally, an actual house.?
Chief Wiggum - That is, if you promise to guarantee that little Ralphie gets A’s in every class from here on out.
Principal Skinner - In all honesty, Chief, no one would ever believe that. It would turn our laughing-stock of a school into a veritable guffaw-cooperative.
Chief Wiggum - It’s called quid pro quo -- an old Latin phrase meaning “gimme what I want.
Principal Skinner - So you want me to trade all that's left of my integrity for a roof and a bed? You have a deal.
Ralph - Yay! I now have a Princey Pal!
Quest Objective - Make Skinner Crash at the Wiggum House?
Ralph - After I get into UCLA, I'm going to get into rest of the letters of the alphabet! Like Q and smiley face and gumball!
Principal Skinner - I'm sorry, Chief, but I can’t be party to this. I just can’t.
Principal Skinner - Oh, thank you, thank you. Finally, an actual house.?
Chief Wiggum - That is, if you promise to guarantee that little Ralphie gets A’s in every class from here on out.
Principal Skinner - In all honesty, Chief, no one would ever believe that. It would turn our laughing-stock of a school into a veritable guffaw-cooperative.
Chief Wiggum - It’s called quid pro quo -- an old Latin phrase meaning “gimme what I want.
Principal Skinner - So you want me to trade all that's left of my integrity for a roof and a bed? You have a deal.
Ralph - Yay! I now have a Princey Pal!
Quest Objective - Make Skinner Crash at the Wiggum House?
Ralph - After I get into UCLA, I'm going to get into rest of the letters of the alphabet! Like Q and smiley face and gumball!
Principal Skinner - I'm sorry, Chief, but I can’t be party to this. I just can’t.
Gangster Paradise
Fat Tony - Boys, I require your services.
Louie - Do you mind? “Antiques Roadshow” is on!
Fat Tony - My apologies. The Roadshow, as always, takes precedence.
Quest Objective 1 - Make Legs Sell Smuggled Goods
Quest Objective 2 - Make Louie Perform a Hit
Louie - Do you mind? “Antiques Roadshow” is on!
Fat Tony - My apologies. The Roadshow, as always, takes precedence.
Quest Objective 1 - Make Legs Sell Smuggled Goods
Quest Objective 2 - Make Louie Perform a Hit
Hey Milhouse -- Eureka!
Milhouse - Hey Bart, can I borrow some pillows? I want to build a pillow fort and see if my mommy and daddy appear in it.
Milhouse - For dinner last night, I sucked on pasta shells until they got soft in my mouth.
Bart Simpson - Hmm, Springfielders do tend to appear when we build a new building. That gives me an idea…
Milhouse - To help me not be an orphan?
Bart - No, to really prank Skinner! We need bring back the one thing that truly can get inside his head and ruin his happiness. His mother.
Milhouse - Okay. But if we’re going to build Skinner’s house, we’re going to need a lot more pillows.
Quest Objective - Build the Skinner House
Milhouse - For dinner last night, I sucked on pasta shells until they got soft in my mouth.
Bart Simpson - Hmm, Springfielders do tend to appear when we build a new building. That gives me an idea…
Milhouse - To help me not be an orphan?
Bart - No, to really prank Skinner! We need bring back the one thing that truly can get inside his head and ruin his happiness. His mother.
Milhouse - Okay. But if we’re going to build Skinner’s house, we’re going to need a lot more pillows.
Quest Objective - Build the Skinner House
Moe's New Suit Intro - In this Sunday's episode on FOX, Moe gets a new suit and a new lease on life. You'll find a brand new suit for Moe in your inventory!
Moe's New Suit
Moe's New Suit Pt. 1
Moe's New Suit Pt. 2
Moe's New Suit Pt. 3
Moe's New Suit Pt. 4
Moe's New Suit
Moe's New Suit Pt. 1
Homer Simpson - You know Marge, I think things are looking up for Moe.
Marge Simpson - I'm just glad to see him doing something other than leering at me from a bush.
Respectable Moe - What's this? A suit! And in my thin-shouldered hunch-backed Quasimodo size!
Homer Simpson - Wow Moe! When you wear it, it looks like you're standing up straight.
Respectable Moe - That's because I AM standing up straight. For the first time in my life I've got self-loathing!
Homer Simpson - You mean self-confidence
Respectable Moe - Yeah, that one. I'm just so used to saying the other.
Quest Objective - Make Respectable Moe Strut
Marge Simpson - I'm just glad to see him doing something other than leering at me from a bush.
Respectable Moe - What's this? A suit! And in my thin-shouldered hunch-backed Quasimodo size!
Homer Simpson - Wow Moe! When you wear it, it looks like you're standing up straight.
Respectable Moe - That's because I AM standing up straight. For the first time in my life I've got self-loathing!
Homer Simpson - You mean self-confidence
Respectable Moe - Yeah, that one. I'm just so used to saying the other.
Quest Objective - Make Respectable Moe Strut
Moe's New Suit Pt. 2
Homer Simpson - Hey Moe! Marge and I were thinking of going out for a bite.
Respectable Moe - And the whole dinner will be your treat!
Homer Simpson - Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
Respectable Moe - Too late! I already called ahead and order one of everything on the menu.
Homer Simpson - Normally we wouldn't invite you, on account of your being unpleasant and unpresentable and... well, you know, you.
Homer Simpson - But now that you've got that suit, we don't mind being seen with you in public.
Respectable Moe - That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Homer Simpson - So what do you say we grab dinner at Luigi's
Respectable Moe - Screw that! Let's go out someplace fancy!
Homer Simpson - Um... okay.
Respectable Moe - And we'll get drinks and appetizers and entrees and desserts!
Homer Simpson - I don't know…
Quest Requirement - Reach Level 16 and Build the Gilded Truffle
Quest Objective 2 - Make Homer Dine at the Truffle
Quest Objective 3 - Make Marge Dine at the Truffle
Quest Objective 4 - Make Respectable Moe Dine at the Truffle
Respectable Moe - And the whole dinner will be your treat!
Homer Simpson - Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
Respectable Moe - Too late! I already called ahead and order one of everything on the menu.
Homer Simpson - Normally we wouldn't invite you, on account of your being unpleasant and unpresentable and... well, you know, you.
Homer Simpson - But now that you've got that suit, we don't mind being seen with you in public.
Respectable Moe - That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Homer Simpson - So what do you say we grab dinner at Luigi's
Respectable Moe - Screw that! Let's go out someplace fancy!
Homer Simpson - Um... okay.
Respectable Moe - And we'll get drinks and appetizers and entrees and desserts!
Homer Simpson - I don't know…
Quest Requirement - Reach Level 16 and Build the Gilded Truffle
Quest Objective 2 - Make Homer Dine at the Truffle
Quest Objective 3 - Make Marge Dine at the Truffle
Quest Objective 4 - Make Respectable Moe Dine at the Truffle
Moe's New Suit Pt. 3
Homer Simpson - Wow, the bar looks great all cleaned up! I never knew if had brass rails. Or a floor.
Respectable Moe - Yeah, but I still haven't met anyone. Where are all the women in this town?
Homer Simpson - I hear, you buddy -- it took me 15 levels to find Marge!
Respectable Moe - *sigh* It's like I'm trapped in a world created by a bunch of writers who don't anything about women.
Respectable Moe - Thanks for dinner, guys.
Marge Simpson - You're more than welcome Moe. It's so nice to see you looking so slick. Is there 'someone special we don't know about?
Respectable Moe - No. This suit can do a lot of things, but even it can't make me attractive to dames.
Marge Simpson - Don't be silly. You're a successful business owner -- all you need to attract dames is to be polite, listen to them, and not call them dames.
Respectable Moe - Thanks for the tips, Midge.
Marge Simpson - Also, clean this place up. Your successful business looks like a pigsty.
Quest Objective - Make Respectable Moe Clean the Tavern
Respectable Moe - Yeah, but I still haven't met anyone. Where are all the women in this town?
Homer Simpson - I hear, you buddy -- it took me 15 levels to find Marge!
Respectable Moe - *sigh* It's like I'm trapped in a world created by a bunch of writers who don't anything about women.
Respectable Moe - Thanks for dinner, guys.
Marge Simpson - You're more than welcome Moe. It's so nice to see you looking so slick. Is there 'someone special we don't know about?
Respectable Moe - No. This suit can do a lot of things, but even it can't make me attractive to dames.
Marge Simpson - Don't be silly. You're a successful business owner -- all you need to attract dames is to be polite, listen to them, and not call them dames.
Respectable Moe - Thanks for the tips, Midge.
Marge Simpson - Also, clean this place up. Your successful business looks like a pigsty.
Quest Objective - Make Respectable Moe Clean the Tavern
Moe's New Suit Pt. 4
Homer Simpson - Moe, this whisky is amazing! You should start a whisky-making business.
Respectable Moe - Maybe I will. Or maybe I already did….
Respectable Moe - There's a saying -- unlucky at love, lucky at getting drunk. I'm going to distil some 15 year-old whiskey.
Respectable Moe - Let's just hope it doesn't actually take 15 years, like that growing corn on Cletus's farm job.
Quest Objective - Make Respectable Moe Distil 15 Year Old Whiskey
Respectable Moe - Maybe I will. Or maybe I already did….
Respectable Moe - There's a saying -- unlucky at love, lucky at getting drunk. I'm going to distil some 15 year-old whiskey.
Respectable Moe - Let's just hope it doesn't actually take 15 years, like that growing corn on Cletus's farm job.
Quest Objective - Make Respectable Moe Distil 15 Year Old Whiskey
Mom Is The Loneliest Number
Mom Is The Loneliest Number Pt. 1
Mom Is The Loneliest Number Pt. 2
Mom Is The Loneliest Number Pt. 1
Agnes Skinner - Seymour!
Agnes Skinner - Seymour…? I should talk with my friends. Maybe one of them has spotted where he’s gone.
Objective - Make Agnes Feed Pigeons
Agnes Skinner - Seymour…? I should talk with my friends. Maybe one of them has spotted where he’s gone.
Objective - Make Agnes Feed Pigeons
Mom Is The Loneliest Number Pt. 2
Agnes Skinner - So that boy’s run off... just like he did to me during Vietnam. And like he did his platoon in Vietnam.
Rev. Lovejoy - He asked me if he could crash at the church. I had assumed with your approval, of course?
Agnes Skinner - I’m sick and tired of his crashing. All he ever does is crash. Crash, crash, crash! If he crashes one more time, I’m done with him. DONE!
Rev. Lovejoy - Well … let’s not do something hasty. Why don’t you relax, get the frustration out, and think it over some more.
Agnes Skinner - What I should do is exercise. I need to build up strength, so I can spank the hair off him.
Objective - Make Agnes Sweep up the Town
Rev. Lovejoy - He asked me if he could crash at the church. I had assumed with your approval, of course?
Agnes Skinner - I’m sick and tired of his crashing. All he ever does is crash. Crash, crash, crash! If he crashes one more time, I’m done with him. DONE!
Rev. Lovejoy - Well … let’s not do something hasty. Why don’t you relax, get the frustration out, and think it over some more.
Agnes Skinner - What I should do is exercise. I need to build up strength, so I can spank the hair off him.
Objective - Make Agnes Sweep up the Town
Puff Justice
Chief Wiggum - Fat Tony? You and your crew are under arrest.
Fat Tony - Whatever for, Officer?
Chief Wiggum - Impersonating an Ethnic Stereotype.
Chief Wiggum - You're sentenced to 24 years in prison!
Chief Wiggum - Oops, this says 24 hours. Must be a typo. You're just lucky I don't like refilling out forms.
Objective 1 - Make Fat Tony Run Organized Crime from Prison
Objective 2 - Make Legs Take a break in the Slammer
Objective 3 - Make Louie Take a break in the Slammer
Fat Tony - Whatever for, Officer?
Chief Wiggum - Impersonating an Ethnic Stereotype.
Chief Wiggum - You're sentenced to 24 years in prison!
Chief Wiggum - Oops, this says 24 hours. Must be a typo. You're just lucky I don't like refilling out forms.
Objective 1 - Make Fat Tony Run Organized Crime from Prison
Objective 2 - Make Legs Take a break in the Slammer
Objective 3 - Make Louie Take a break in the Slammer
Taking Care Of Business
Fat Tony - Boys, Marge Simpson is onto us. Someone in our organization squealed. I need you to find out who.
Louie - Wouldn't it be easier just to “take care” of this Simpson lady?
Fat Tony - Louie, Louie, Louie. Women are for taking care of, not take care of.
Fat Tony - Find some guy to nuts on instead.
Objective – Make Louie Interrogate a Squealer
Louie - Wouldn't it be easier just to “take care” of this Simpson lady?
Fat Tony - Louie, Louie, Louie. Women are for taking care of, not take care of.
Fat Tony - Find some guy to nuts on instead.
Objective – Make Louie Interrogate a Squealer
The Cleaner
The Cleaner Pt. 1
The Cleaner Pt. 2
The Cleaner Pt. 3
The Cleaner Pt. 4
The Cleaner Pt. 1
Smithers - Fat Tony? Mr. Burns requests your company for dinner this evening, to discuss matters of the utmost evil.
Fat Tony - I'm always happy to have dinner with a fellow villain... which I consider myself, despite the fact I somehow got categorized as a Wise Guy.
Objective - Make Fat Tony Join Mr. Burns for Dinner
Fat Tony - I'm always happy to have dinner with a fellow villain... which I consider myself, despite the fact I somehow got categorized as a Wise Guy.
Objective - Make Fat Tony Join Mr. Burns for Dinner
The Cleaner Pt. 2
Mr Burns - Fat Tony, I need your help. There’s a problem I wish to “go away.” I trust you see my eyebrows waggling meaningfully as I say “go away”?
Fat Tony - Just tell me who. My crack team of sociopaths will handle everything.
Mr Burns - It’s not a “who”, it’s a “what.” Some nuclear waste I wish disposed of.
Fat Tony - We could hide it inside a body bag. People see me burying body bags all the time. It’s kind of my thing.
Mr Burns - Excellent.
Objective - Make Fat Tony Get Rid of a Problem
Fat Tony - Just tell me who. My crack team of sociopaths will handle everything.
Mr Burns - It’s not a “who”, it’s a “what.” Some nuclear waste I wish disposed of.
Fat Tony - We could hide it inside a body bag. People see me burying body bags all the time. It’s kind of my thing.
Mr Burns - Excellent.
Objective - Make Fat Tony Get Rid of a Problem
The Cleaner Pt. 3
Chief Wiggum - Hey, Fat Tony! Wanna tell me why you were digging a hole out in the middle of the night?
Fat Tony - I was gardening. That’s still legal in this state, is it not?
Chief Wiggum - Sure, I think. I'm not really up on what's legal and what's not. But if you really WERE gardening, tell me what were you planting?
Fat Tony - Plants.
Chief Wiggum - You’re good, Fat Tony. Very good. And I am correspondingly bad.
Objective - Make Fat Tony Play the Violin
Fat Tony - I was gardening. That’s still legal in this state, is it not?
Chief Wiggum - Sure, I think. I'm not really up on what's legal and what's not. But if you really WERE gardening, tell me what were you planting?
Fat Tony - Plants.
Chief Wiggum - You’re good, Fat Tony. Very good. And I am correspondingly bad.
Objective - Make Fat Tony Play the Violin
The Cleaner Pt. 4
Fat Tony - Mr. Burns, I have take care of that favor for you. And now I would ask you a favor in return.
Mr Burns - Ugh, you Mafiosi and your favors. How come you can't just accept money as compensation like everyone else in the world?
Fat Tony - Don't worry -- this will require money. I need to rebuild my compound, so that my beloved goons will return to me.
Fat Tony - I’m tired of being a Mafia of one. My gun hasn’t had a night off in weeks.
Mr Burns - Consider it done. Every powerful man needs his sycophantic hangers-on.
Smithers - You called for me, sir?
Objective - Build Fat Tony's Compound
Mr Burns - Ugh, you Mafiosi and your favors. How come you can't just accept money as compensation like everyone else in the world?
Fat Tony - Don't worry -- this will require money. I need to rebuild my compound, so that my beloved goons will return to me.
Fat Tony - I’m tired of being a Mafia of one. My gun hasn’t had a night off in weeks.
Mr Burns - Consider it done. Every powerful man needs his sycophantic hangers-on.
Smithers - You called for me, sir?
Objective - Build Fat Tony's Compound
The Odd-Looking Couple
Comic Book Guy - Ahem. Is Agnes home? I would like to invite her to an evening of finding the service unacceptable and other such pleasures.
Principal Skinner - Mother, it’s the Harold to your Maude.
Agnes Skinner - Comic Book Guy! I can’t believe there’s enough room in this tiny town to fit your fat behind.
Comic Book Guy - Agnes, is that your skin, or did the Magna Carta loan you its dried up parchment?
Agnes Skinner - Don’t wait up for me, Seymour. And don’t come into my room in the morning without knocking first.
Objective - Make Agnes Go on a Date with Comic Book Guy
Principal Skinner - Mother, it’s the Harold to your Maude.
Agnes Skinner - Comic Book Guy! I can’t believe there’s enough room in this tiny town to fit your fat behind.
Comic Book Guy - Agnes, is that your skin, or did the Magna Carta loan you its dried up parchment?
Agnes Skinner - Don’t wait up for me, Seymour. And don’t come into my room in the morning without knocking first.
Objective - Make Agnes Go on a Date with Comic Book Guy
The Prodigal Skinner
The Prodigal Skinner Pt. 1
The Prodigal Skinner Pt. 2
The Prodigal Skinner Pt. 1
Agnes Skinner - So ya finally come crawling back home? Well, I still see you standing. So get to more crawling.
Principal Skinner - Ugh, I’m going to go break into a Brown House and crash there. Everyone else is doing it.
Agnes Skinner - No Seymour, wait! I just can't stand it anymore. All this time you've spent crashing has been the most irritating time of my life.
Agnes Skinner - Can you promise me, if I be good, that you'll never crash again
Principal Skinner - Okay, I promise to there'll be no more crashing…
(GAME CRASHES)
Objective 1 - Make Agnes Do Silhouette Night
Objective 2 - Make Skinner Do Silhouette Night
Principal Skinner - Ugh, I’m going to go break into a Brown House and crash there. Everyone else is doing it.
Agnes Skinner - No Seymour, wait! I just can't stand it anymore. All this time you've spent crashing has been the most irritating time of my life.
Agnes Skinner - Can you promise me, if I be good, that you'll never crash again
Principal Skinner - Okay, I promise to there'll be no more crashing…
(GAME CRASHES)
Objective 1 - Make Agnes Do Silhouette Night
Objective 2 - Make Skinner Do Silhouette Night
The Prodigal Skinner Pt. 2
Principal Skinner - I know you always tell me fun is for the shiftless. So please don’t yell at me, Mother, when I tell you that was fun.
Agnes Skinner - I enjoyed it too, Seymour. I know it seems like I’m never not mad at you. But that’s only because you constantly make me angry.
Principal Skinner - Maybe there is another target in town that you can mock and humiliate?
Agnes Skinner - Hmmm. I could go razz those bags with skin tags at the Retirement Castle.
Agnes Skinner - Bunch of pathetic nitwits with no house or a child to live with. Because their children locked them up in there.
Principal Skinner - Wait, children can put their parents there and just leave them?
Agnes Skinner - You don’t have the short and curlies, Seymour!
Principal Skinner - No Mother, I don't.
Objective - Make Agnes Taunt Old People
Agnes Skinner - I enjoyed it too, Seymour. I know it seems like I’m never not mad at you. But that’s only because you constantly make me angry.
Principal Skinner - Maybe there is another target in town that you can mock and humiliate?
Agnes Skinner - Hmmm. I could go razz those bags with skin tags at the Retirement Castle.
Agnes Skinner - Bunch of pathetic nitwits with no house or a child to live with. Because their children locked them up in there.
Principal Skinner - Wait, children can put their parents there and just leave them?
Agnes Skinner - You don’t have the short and curlies, Seymour!
Principal Skinner - No Mother, I don't.
Objective - Make Agnes Taunt Old People
There Are Skinners And Winners
There Are Skinners And Winners Pt. 1
There Are Skinners And Winners Pt. 2
There Are Skinners And Winners Pt. 3
There Are Skinners And Winners Pt. 4
There Are Skinners And Winners Pt. 1
Principal Skinner - My house? Dear Lord, no. That means…
Agnes Skinner - Thought you had gotten rid of me, did you? Now put on an apron and tidy up. Turns out limbo is pretty dusty.
Principal Skinner - But Mother
Agnes Skinner - No buts, Seymour. Get to work! When I get back from Bingo tonight, the table top better be clean enough for me to see my disapproving face in it!
Objective - Make Agnes Hustle at Bingo
Agnes Skinner - Thought you had gotten rid of me, did you? Now put on an apron and tidy up. Turns out limbo is pretty dusty.
Principal Skinner - But Mother
Agnes Skinner - No buts, Seymour. Get to work! When I get back from Bingo tonight, the table top better be clean enough for me to see my disapproving face in it!
Objective - Make Agnes Hustle at Bingo
There Are Skinners And Winners Pt. 2
Principal Skinner - How come my computer isn’t working? Mother, did you add parental controls to the internet?
Agnes Skinner - You’re darn tooting. There are a lot of naughty pictures on the Wikipedia.
Principal Skinner - I don’t have time to fight you right now – I have to get to work…?
Principal Skinner - ...where no one can tell what I can and can't look at on the Internet, because we don't have any computers.
Objective - Make Skinner Monitor the Halls
Agnes Skinner - You’re darn tooting. There are a lot of naughty pictures on the Wikipedia.
Principal Skinner - I don’t have time to fight you right now – I have to get to work…?
Principal Skinner - ...where no one can tell what I can and can't look at on the Internet, because we don't have any computers.
Objective - Make Skinner Monitor the Halls
There Are Skinners And Winners Pt. 3
Agnes Skinner - Son, I realize since I’ve come back, we haven’t spent any quality time together. So I’m forcing you to stay in and have fun with me.
Principal Skinner - I was planning to do one of the many exciting activities I often do, like bird watching or going to the Kwik-E-Mart or stargazing, if that's an option for me yet.
Agnes Skinner - I guess this new Springfield is just like the old one -- full of you disappointing me.
Principal Skinner - *sigh* Fine, Mother. I’ll stay.
Agnes Skinner - Pfft, Momma’s boy.
Objective 1 - Make Agnes Do Silhouette Night
Objective 2 - Make Skinner Do Silhouette Night
Principal Skinner - I was planning to do one of the many exciting activities I often do, like bird watching or going to the Kwik-E-Mart or stargazing, if that's an option for me yet.
Agnes Skinner - I guess this new Springfield is just like the old one -- full of you disappointing me.
Principal Skinner - *sigh* Fine, Mother. I’ll stay.
Agnes Skinner - Pfft, Momma’s boy.
Objective 1 - Make Agnes Do Silhouette Night
Objective 2 - Make Skinner Do Silhouette Night
There Are Skinners And Winners Pt. 4
Agnes Skinner - Seymour! You’re always sneaking off to your hidey-hole.
Principal Skinner - It’s called a school,” Mother, and it's my job.
Agnes Skinner - Well, I need your help with my crossword. What’s a five letter word for “someone who fails”? I tried “Seymour,” but it doesn’t fit.
Principal Skinner - (sigh) L-O-S-E
Agnes Skinner - Thanks. I knew you’d be an expert.
Objective - Make Agnes Do Crossword Puzzles
Principal Skinner - It’s called a school,” Mother, and it's my job.
Agnes Skinner - Well, I need your help with my crossword. What’s a five letter word for “someone who fails”? I tried “Seymour,” but it doesn’t fit.
Principal Skinner - (sigh) L-O-S-E
Agnes Skinner - Thanks. I knew you’d be an expert.
Objective - Make Agnes Do Crossword Puzzles
The Texan With No Shame
The Texan With No Shame Pt. 1
The Texan With No Shame Pt. 2
The Texan With No Shame Pt. 3
The Texan With No Shame Pt. 4
The Texan With No Shame Pt. 5
The Texan With No Shame Pt. 6
The Texan With No Shame Pt. 1
Requirement - Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm
The Rich Texan - Yee Haw!
Cletus - Always nice to see a fellow libertarian around here.
Lisa Simpson - As one of our leading benefactors of government handouts, you might want to rethink your pro-Tea Party position.
The Rich Texan - Nonsense, little lady! Jobless, clueless rubes like Cletus here are the lifeblood upon which the Tea Part’s secret corporate backers suck.
The Rich Texan - That came out wrong. I meant to say, “freedom freedom freedom freedom.”
Objective 1 - Make Cletus Go to a Tea Party Rally
Objective 2 – Make The Rich Texan Go to a Tea Party Rally
The Rich Texan - Yee Haw!
Cletus - Always nice to see a fellow libertarian around here.
Lisa Simpson - As one of our leading benefactors of government handouts, you might want to rethink your pro-Tea Party position.
The Rich Texan - Nonsense, little lady! Jobless, clueless rubes like Cletus here are the lifeblood upon which the Tea Part’s secret corporate backers suck.
The Rich Texan - That came out wrong. I meant to say, “freedom freedom freedom freedom.”
Objective 1 - Make Cletus Go to a Tea Party Rally
Objective 2 – Make The Rich Texan Go to a Tea Party Rally
The Texan With No Shame Pt. 2
The Rich Texan - I’m bored. You know the problem with having everything? You end up needing nothing. It’s horrible!
Homer Simpson - Yeah... that sounds rough.
Homer Simpson - Hey, I know. You could buy a football team! Like your fellow rich Texan, Jerry Jones. Only YOUR team could win once in a while.
The Rich Texan - I love it! But football stadiums are expensive. Unless you can find a city gullible enough to buy one for you…
Homer Simpson - Welcome to Springfield, football!
Objective - Make The Rich Texan Celebrate Cowboy Style
Homer Simpson - Yeah... that sounds rough.
Homer Simpson - Hey, I know. You could buy a football team! Like your fellow rich Texan, Jerry Jones. Only YOUR team could win once in a while.
The Rich Texan - I love it! But football stadiums are expensive. Unless you can find a city gullible enough to buy one for you…
Homer Simpson - Welcome to Springfield, football!
Objective - Make The Rich Texan Celebrate Cowboy Style
The Texan With No Shame Pt. 3
The Rich Texan - I want our football stadium to have it all. The biggest scoreboard! The largest cheerleaders! The heaviest footballs!
The Rich Texan - And in every corporate suite, the most violent mechanical bull money can buy!
Objective - Make The Rich Texan Ride the Mechanical Bull
The Rich Texan - And in every corporate suite, the most violent mechanical bull money can buy!
Objective - Make The Rich Texan Ride the Mechanical Bull
The Texan With No Shame Pt. 4
Requirement - Reach Level 11 and Build the Cooling Towers
Mr Burns - I win! Though the outcome was never in doubt. That dog and I went to Wharton together.
The Rich Texan - Monty, your estate is sitting right where I want to build my new football stadium. How much you want for it?
Mr Burns - Listen up, New Money -- not everything is for sale. This is the home where my forefathers lived and murdered each other for a bigger share of the family fortune. It has sentimental value.
The Rich Texan - Then how about a bet? A friendly wager between bitter enemies.
Mr Burns - A bet, eh? I wager my home, and you put up what?
The Rich Texan - My cowboy hat. It’s the one Daniel Boone was born, lived, and died in. Very special.
Objective 1 - Make the Rich Texan Visit the Track
Objective 2 - Make Mr. Burns Visit the Track
Mr Burns - I win! Though the outcome was never in doubt. That dog and I went to Wharton together.
The Rich Texan - Monty, your estate is sitting right where I want to build my new football stadium. How much you want for it?
Mr Burns - Listen up, New Money -- not everything is for sale. This is the home where my forefathers lived and murdered each other for a bigger share of the family fortune. It has sentimental value.
The Rich Texan - Then how about a bet? A friendly wager between bitter enemies.
Mr Burns - A bet, eh? I wager my home, and you put up what?
The Rich Texan - My cowboy hat. It’s the one Daniel Boone was born, lived, and died in. Very special.
Objective 1 - Make the Rich Texan Visit the Track
Objective 2 - Make Mr. Burns Visit the Track
The Texan With No Shame Pt. 5
The Rich Texan - Why is it so hard to build a simple football stadium? Homer, I thought you said this town was ripe for the plundering.
Homer Simpson - Well, it’s a tough economy. There are two kinds of currency, and one of them is donuts of all things.
Homer Simpson - But we do boast one of the corruptest mayors this side of Uzbekistan. You should go bribe him.
The Rich Texan - Mayor Quimby, you are easily bought. I admire that in a man.
Mayor Quimby - You'll have your football stadium, even if I have to accept a thousand bribes to make it so!
The Rich Texan - Now all I gotta do is convince an NFL team to move here.
Objective - Make The Rich Texan Lobby Agenda with Mayor Quimby
Homer Simpson - Well, it’s a tough economy. There are two kinds of currency, and one of them is donuts of all things.
Homer Simpson - But we do boast one of the corruptest mayors this side of Uzbekistan. You should go bribe him.
The Rich Texan - Mayor Quimby, you are easily bought. I admire that in a man.
Mayor Quimby - You'll have your football stadium, even if I have to accept a thousand bribes to make it so!
The Rich Texan - Now all I gotta do is convince an NFL team to move here.
Objective - Make The Rich Texan Lobby Agenda with Mayor Quimby
The Texan With No Shame Pt. 6
The Rich Texan - I can’t convince any football teams to come to Springfield! How come no one told me you people have the lowest income in the civilized world?
Lisa Simpson - Don't forget our high crime rate, abysmal environmental track record, lousy schools, the near-constant rioting, rogue tidal waves…
Chief Wiggum - And we arm our homeless and then proceed to taunt them. It’s not a good policy.
The Rich Texan - Every time I come close to sealing the deal, the team moves to Los Angeles. How many teams does that football-crazy town need?
Homer Simpson - I’m awful sorry you didn’t get to realize your dream of screwing us all over. But at least you're still rich.
The Rich Texan - You're right! Nothing makes you happy like money!
Objective - Make The Rich Texan Celebrate Cowboy Styl
Lisa Simpson - Don't forget our high crime rate, abysmal environmental track record, lousy schools, the near-constant rioting, rogue tidal waves…
Chief Wiggum - And we arm our homeless and then proceed to taunt them. It’s not a good policy.
The Rich Texan - Every time I come close to sealing the deal, the team moves to Los Angeles. How many teams does that football-crazy town need?
Homer Simpson - I’m awful sorry you didn’t get to realize your dream of screwing us all over. But at least you're still rich.
The Rich Texan - You're right! Nothing makes you happy like money!
Objective - Make The Rich Texan Celebrate Cowboy Styl